#gizmo what the FUCK

[lucarleigho]

my cat stepped on my keyboard and made the page just SLIGHTLY smaller and not only can i not replicate whatever the fuck she did i dont know WHAT she did so now im just. suffering

[hadesknockedupintheunderworld]

Silvaze and Sontails parallels? In front of my salad??

Apparently more likely than you'd think!

[steven-cartoons]

my worst fear for this season is that laszlo is going to figure out how to reverse vampirism and then they realize it's Permanent

[nandermoenthusiast]

i do think it is a crime that i dont have any video editing skills because sometimes i hear a song and i see an amv that could make us cry so clearly in my minds eye…

[noknowshame]

I thought that the tv on mute at the cafe was playing the gilmore girls but given the turn things have taken i’m going to go out on a limb and say this might be buffy the vampire slayer

[avopancakes]

thinking about himb <3

[wolfnight2012]

Wait, is anyone actually taking Laszlo at his word that he could convince Nandor to finally bite Guillermo?

Like, do we think Laszlo really is that persuasive/cunning/has that much influence over Nandor?

Pretty sure Nandor would threaten him with bodily harm if Laszlo even joked about having an opinion over Nandor's master/familiar relationship with Guillermo (especially now that we've seen how jealous he gets over the two of them spending time together)

[anotherlegaroundyouinthebed]

I've had time to stew on the new episode and it might be one of my favorites of all time actually

[kaelsleftverdantsphere]

I started playing MoP recently and

CAN YOU EXPLAIN TO ME ONE (1) REASON WHY WOULD WOW GIVE ME A RACCOON JUST TO KILL HIM A SECOND LATER?

And then another one? And when I go WOOOOO he gets turned into A JADE STATUE????!

[onceagwen]

in saw iii, was it not hypocritical of john to use the prisoner as an excuse to torture that guy. like dude, besides the fact that it’s not exactly easy for someone to reintegrate after being in the horrific prison system in the US, john was literally killing people. like john, baby, the police have come to your house and beat your ass more times that i can count. john you are literally this close 🤏🏻 to ending up rotting in a jail cell my friend. and it’s not even like it was the “old john” before he committed suicide and started the whole trap business thing, like literally as he was making that tape condemning troy for messing with the law, he’s literally inserting metal chains into that kidnapped dude’s skin. john my boy that’s illegal.

[grey-automa]

Here's some sketches of a new oc im working on

[nineteeneightywhore]

love earless cats love cats w no tail love limbless kits love kitties w eyes missing love ripped up little cats i love all cats!!!!!!!!! love all kittys and kittens esp when they have bits and pieces missing. hope this helps

[nandermoenthusiast]

guys i have been in a state for days. i am giddy i am gasping for air i am broken inside i am blushing i am sweating i am twirling my hair i am suffering i dont know how to deal with the very real possibility that nandor has loved guillermo for years and has been restraining himself, feigning aloofness, keeping his distance, because all these years he understood that maybe guillermo would never be ready for vampirism - and maybe hes been so depressed in the latest years because hes finally found someone he wants to spend eternity with, and he strongly suspects he will spend eternity missing them instead

[motherforthefamicom]

rewatched nyan neko sugar girls w my sister whod never seen it before 2day

[g1zmoid]

[faretheeoscar]

NEEDY MIGUEL

Pairing: Miguel O’Hara x SpiderFemaleReader

Warnings: 🔞 NSFW, Masturbation, brief mentions of sex, oral sex.

AN: English is not my first language, no beta read/grammar corrected.

PART 2 PART3 PART 4 (final soon)

Needy Miguel that comes home tired of another day at the spider society, dealing with more than he can take on.

Needy Miguel that feels the weight of the multiverse on his shoulders and feels empty inside when he opens the door of his room and nobody is there to greet him and comfort him.

Needy Miguel that drags his feet to bed exhausted, disengages his suit and lays flat naked on the bed, his body drained of energy.

Needy Miguel that tries to drift off to sleep but thoughts of you earlier on the day when you were together on a mission start invading his head, making him hot and bothered.

Needy Miguel that even though he’s tired and he know he’ll regret this in the morning gives his already hard cock a couple of testing tugs and immediately moans and squeezes his throbbing member at the thought of how good the curve of your ass looks in your spider suit.

Needy Miguel that dry fucks his fist angrily out of frustration of not having anyone that can satisfy him, not having a warm body against his, at the frustration of not being able to tell you how he feels about you, about not having the opportunity of fucking your sweet cunt instead of his own fist like every other day when he finds himself at this exact same situation.

Needy Miguel that stitches his eyebrows together as he thinks about how your moans would sound probably like heaven as he fucks you senseless, picturing your legs spreading out for him, your inner thighs full of bruises that he left after eating you out and making you come on his tongue at least 3 times before he buried his fat cock deep inside you.

Needy Miguel that decides to finally reach out for the lube and drip down some drops, moaning and arching his back at the sensation of the cold substance against his hot head.

Needy Miguel that likes to edge himself, likes to fuck his fist fast to then slow down and just rub his thumb against the underside of his weeping swollen red tip making his legs shiver and whimper in need.

Needy Miguel that plays with his balls with his free hand, pulls them down, kneads at them, stretches them and brings them together as he feels a sweet relief from that.

Needy Miguel that changes positions in bed and closes his eyes, resting his feet flat on the bed to meet each violent and fast tug of his hand with a thrust of his hips as a loud groan erupts from his chest and resonates all over his penthouse.

Needy Miguel that was too tired to even notice that when he threw his gizmo next to him in bed, he accidentally called you, the live feed option turning on, making you witness everything; hearing each moan and sweet sound he made, praising your name over and over again until finally loads and loads of thick cum ran down his knuckles when he met his release.

Fair for me to say you’re gonna probably have an interesting chat with him tomorrow.

AN: This is my first post writing smut for Miguel, I had a revelation about him after I woke up knowing that I dreamed about him but sadly I don’t remember what it was about 😭😭

Reblogs and comments are kindly appreciated!

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