#glass onion 2022 spoilers

[pierredesperaeioux]

Glass Onion (2022) Spoilers (kind of? It mentions a minor character and lines about said character but nothing that really impacts the plot. I'm doing this on mobile also so I can't add a "read more" I'm sorry.

It's so funny that the first couple times we see Derol, him and Miles both say something along the lines of "don't pay attention to me/him, I/he has nothing to do with this." Very fun when the murder mystery tells you who not to suspect right away.

[anyataylorjoys]

MADELYN CLINE as Whiskey GLASS ONION: A KNIVES OUT MYSTERY (2022)

[freshmoviequotes]

Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery (2022)

[tiptapricot]

Seeing ppl posting ab how Glass Onion will age badly bc of all the 2020 refs in it as if it was not already a general parody of the early pandemic, specifically set at that time n utilizing the culture around it. Like. I think ppl are forgetting the diff between period pieces/movies set in the era they are made, and movies trying to be timeless and failing badly.

[blatterpussbunnyfromhell]

Hey, um...

Donut, anyone ?

[vicrin18]

i loved both of them so much

[defaultnaming]

One of the mini details I loved in glass onion was Angela Lansbury's among us screen name was "MSheSolved" like "Murder She Wrote" because it's such a cool reference for that movie and I will enternally love Jessica Flectcher so the nod warmed my soul

[boasamishipper]

between the white lotus season 2 and glass onion, 2022 has really been the year for fictional female characters who work as personal assistants to ditzy and tactless rich blonde white women, have horrible fashion sense, and have names that start with p

[cherryblossomshadow]

Ok but did anyone notice Miles covering up his "golden titties" right after they got called out???

Bc I think that's kinda hilarious

[where-our-stories-start]

Glass Onion (2022)

[cha-melodius]

The Life You Had in Mind

Waverly smiles placidly at him. “I only ask because the invitation wasn’t entirely clear on the question of a plus one. You see, I was hoping to bring my spouse.” At that moment, you could hear a pin drop in their office. The pen in Gaby’s hand clatters to the desk, and he’s pretty sure Illya’s mouth is hanging open, though he doesn’t turn his head to check. Napoleon recovers first, pasting on a smile that hopefully does something to mitigate the complete and utter shock that must have been showing on his face. “Of course, sir. We, ah. Weren’t aware you had one.” “Naturally,” Waverly replies, his smile tipping toward smug, before he disappears again.

(G, 4.3k, TMFU–Glass Onion crossover; Napoleon/Illya, Waverly/Blanc

When Napoleon decides that a dinner party is the best way to inform their boss of his and Illya's new relationship, Waverly takes the opportunity to introduce the team to the husband they never knew he had.)

Read it on AO3

[anyataylorjoys]

Madelyn Cline as Whiskey Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery (2022)

[into-the-stratosphere]

How was your Glass Onion (2022) experience, mine was bursting into tears at seeing Stephen Sondheim and Angela Lansbury again

[hepbaestus]

Thoughts on Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery (2022) SPOILERS AHEAD

I just got back from a 7+ hour trip back to my uni accommodation and the amount of Glass Onion tiktoks that I've been getting are astounding. So I'm going to watch it.

All I know about this film is that Benoit Blanc is very gay and is in a relationship with Phillip (Hugh Grant's character). (Is that canon?)

This was filmed during Covid? Nice.

That's the actress for Agatha Harkness in Wandavision!

Oooo she's a governor.

He FAXES??? Jesus Christ, that is old.

Child = NFT??? that's quite hilarious.

Breaking Covid rules? As expected.

I already love Peg.

DAVE BATISTA??? HELLO?

this is the best character introduction to a character.

Dukey? What a cute nickname from his mum.

The breastification of America? What a sentence. (That was also difficult to spell)

Hell yeah, his mum's a badass.

Oooo fancy.

This box is fancy schmancy.

I like their interactions, they seem really human.

I want to meet this Miles Bron. He seems like a fun dude.

"My beautiful disruptors." I love that.

Oh. Of course Miles is dead. Bruh.

Oh no. One of their friends is alone.

I mean, that's one way of opening it that's for sure.

Really? Among us?

Benoit Blanc has a bath fez? That's brilliant.

The old hags playing Among Us is quite funny.

QUIPLASH? AS IN QUIPLASH FROM JACKBOX? hell yeah

Haven't left the bath for a week???

That was Cain's Jawbone on the floor with it's pages missing. Did this fucking man figure out the true way it's supposed to be read?

I love the rubber duckie on the edge of the bath.

No one straight wears a bandana around their neck like that. Or at least none that I know.

The different modes of travel suits each character. Of course she's not wearing a mask.

I don't know if I like the accent.

The reactions to this spray shot thing? Especially Benoit's, you can tell that he's had experience with things in the back of his throat unlike the others.

Oooooo a slap band.

Oh she left Alpha?

Oooo the sad lady again. She's clearly pitted to be the odd one out, probably going to end up being the main suspect or something similar.

The reference to Social Network oml.

AYO?? GLASS SCULPTURES FROM THE SEA

Also the name of the island; Pisceshite. Clearly meaning "piece of shit". I love this film so much already.

The running across the pier reminds me of Mamma Mia

The necklace? Sure dude.

The tension between Miles and Andi? Oof.

Miles looks like he's just in pajamas.

I love Derol. He's just there.

It is just a rich-asshole house.

Oh the slap band is a biorhythm monitor.

Andi's haircut is really cool.

That is very trippy.

I love that the detective has so many questions and stuff about the island.

"Simple children's puzzles."

I'm curious as to what chakra the others got assigned.

Benoit's outfit. Bro that's a homsexual.

Not Jared Leto of all people.

I love this awkward wading in the water.

Benoit's uncomfortableness when Birdie sits way too close to him. Like can y'all not see that he's a homsexual? Look at the outfit for crying out loud.

Dukes is on Twitch? Nice.

So what I'm gathering from this speech is that I would hate all of them if they were real life people.

Evidently, Andi has some seeming common sense of humility.

Of course Duke also got banned on Twitch.

Peg's is just trying to keep her job.

Of course, hiding behind a statue with it's butt just freely showing.

Oh shit.

The superman tattoo on the finger. Nice.

Is that a Ronald McDonald painting series??

The classic red cup

Andi's outfit. I love it.

HE HAS THE MONA LISA IN HIS HOUSE.

The Louvre closed?

Derol's back! My boy!

There's always one that doesn't know the answer. He like me fr.

Claire doesn't like Klear.

Oh shit, Lionel really doesn't like this.

HE JUST HAS THE FRONT OF A GREEK TEMPLE BEHIND HIS DINING TABLE?

IRL Cluedo time

Already starting the game.

Has he already completed it. Jesus Christ, this man is good.

I wonder why people don't tell you the truth anymore .

Of course Take Me Home, Country Roads is playing.

The cool turkey bone brooch thing that Lionel's wearing on his suit. The bone you pull and whoever gets the longer piece is lucky/gets a wish. (That was the worst explanation of it that I've ever seen)

The Mona Lisa's protection thing is going quicker, Miles or someone's about to die. This is where shit goes down.

I knew it

Rip Duke.

Is he choking? Nah shit.

Of course they're trying to cover their own asses.

Now they're going to be moving everything and ruining the scene.

Rip Andi.

That happens at 10 o'clock.

That close-up shot of the Mona Lisa is irking me.

Hugh Grant!!! Man's is just baking for his boyfriend.

Trauma dumping to a random stranger? Like every twitch chat I see.

Why is Andi's body on the gurney and then why is she alive for the party?

A journal since she was six? The dedication of this woman.

Oh wait, sad lady is Andi's twin.

Fuck. No.

Shit so that means both Brand twins are dead.

The good ol' Ted Talks.

I love that Lionel was a substitute teacher before all this shit.

They all betrayed her.

Whiskey has no thought to what she's saying.

She puts on a front.

I love that she's just downing the 9% alcohol.

Serena Williams???

Peg. Poor Peg. Birdie doesn't give a shit about her.

Derol! Turns out he has it.

Ayo what?

Jeremy Renner??

I am confusion.

Oh wait, she's not dead

It's really cool that we're also left out of the story.

That's so cool oh my god!

That son of a bitch.

Fuck bro. No.

Something is going to get thrown at the Mona Lisa and there'll be a camera in it.

That's a cool shot.

Oh shit the hydrogen gas thingy that this entire building runs on!

What a nice fire show!

The car!

I love slow shots where everything is going to shit. It's surprisingly beautiful.

Finally they're on Andi's side.

I like the lil portraits during the credits, very Cluedo style

Overall score: 9.7/10 this is such a good film

Recommendations welcome!

[yuleshootureye]

Some company better be putting the capitalism machine to good use right now and rushing to make a summer line of Greek-flag-colored swimming costumes istg

[boasamishipper]

mr president there’s been a second tom cruise reference