#go check them out /th (/lh/lh)

[wjehfshs]

I’m so tired but I had to make some more COD NSFW thoughts/hcs

Authors note: I’m literally losing my mind I don’t even know anymore/Lh

TW: there are hints at sexual trauma/trauma in general at some point in this so there’s a little bit of angst but it’s mainly comfort

Keegan and Logan will have a threesome with you happily, usually they’ll be dominant as they use you

But sometimes when they’re subbing they’re so so desperate

Oh my god like sucking off Keegan while you make Logan fuck you. And please call them good boys afterwards it makes them so happy

Gromsko loves to be pegged/fucked, especially if you take photos of him in the middle of it

He’ll have his legs up maybe on your shoulders or pressed against his chest as he either grips the bedding or tries his hardest to keep his legs up

Alex is more than happy to be your personal fuck toy

Wether that be using his cock whenever you want or fucking/pegging him RELENTLESSLY he’s more than happy

Gaz loves when you give him head when he’s playing games

He prefers when you take it slow while giving him head during these moments but he doesn’t mind if you go fast

Price fucking you in front of the 141 instead of focusing on whatever he called you guys in a meeting for

Horangi actually loves begging for you, he loves to beg for you to make him feel good

On rare occasions Horangi does dom he’s so soft, so sweet and loving unless you add König into the mix, then he becomes mean while the both of them use you

Oh my god Valeria is so mean, making you beg and spitting in your mouth from time to time

But if you get periods and get bad cramps, if you say you’re ok with it she’ll slowly fuck you with her strap or play with your clit until you cum, she knows how bad cramps can get and she wants nothing more than to make her love feel good

Ok I just can’t get this thought out of my head: having a train with the 141 but filming the entire thing, when you’re being used by one person someone else or multiple others will take photos of you with their phones as you’re being fucked

Gaz loves when you ride him and take control, hand around this throat or on his chest as you ride him, even better if you have the biggest shit eating grin on your face while you do it

Gaz loves to cum on your face, he loves especially to cum on your neck and collar bones

Price definitely prefers to cum on your thighs

Keegan secretly loves making you sob and cry (if you used the safe word or showed/said you were actually in distress/not enjoying it he’d immediately stop he only likes seeing you cry from pleasure)

Ok just a quick TW for this, this headcanon is gonna hint towards themes of sexual trauma, it’s a comfort hc dw: If you have any trauma around sex or any trauma that can cause you to become triggered when being touched in certain places or whatever, Ghost is so soft and understanding, he sets up a safe word AND a safe gesture incase you don’t want to talk/can’t talk, won’t do anything unless you bring it up and say you want to do it, if you get triggered at any point during/use a safe word or gesture he stops in the blink of an eye, getting up and getting whatever you need or staying there if you need, getting your clothes (or some fresh ones) for you to get dressed in, getting you aftercare stuff, or if you want to be alone he’ll leave you to calm down, if you don’t he’s holding you and cooing in your ear about how it’s okay and you’re safe, if you don’t want to be touched or talked to he’s silent/just sitting there watching to see if you’re okay. If you don’t want certain parts of you touched during then his hands are far from those areas, he’s watching you so closely and asking how you are every few minutes to check up on you (unless you say you don’t want him too/don’t need him too then he’ll stop and just enjoy the moment)

Price loves make up sex, you have an argument or something and the way he makes it up to you is making you cum over and over again

Keegan AND Logan love hate sex, fucking you/you fucking them while you spit at each other and degrade each other, if you hate both of them they’ll fuck you, and if you fuck them they’re melting. If for some reason you all hate each other, maybe a fight or smth then you’re all aggressively fucking until your sore and tired (if you can’t tell I really like the idea of a threesome with Keegan and Logan)

Krueger loves just licking you randomly during, either licking up your back or your torso, on your neck whatever he just loves licking you, also maybe a little bit of biting

When Atoms subbing he’s very quiet but he’s gripping the sheets, arching his back and his head is thrown back as he pants and whines

Krueger could go for literal hours he’s basically a rabid animal

König loves kissing your body during, he just can’t stop himself

Okay that’s all for now I’m gonna go to bed

[trans-luis-serra-navarro]

OK GOOOOOOOO READ THIS POST FIRST I WAS TRYING TO REBLOG IT BUT TUMBLR WOULDNY LET ME ADD ANY MORE PHOTOS OR TAG ANYMORE PEOPLE CUZ IM USING THIS POST AS A JUMPING OFF POINT!!!!!!! GO FOLLOW @theprestigegirly AND @cloverisnonexistantbro !!!!!!!!!

I had @void-detective ask me a few days ago if the ornaments on Luis’ jacket had any particular meaning and as with everything I fell down,,,,,, one hell of a rabbit hole HDNWHWNEHDNX

So, first off; I couldn’t find any super definitive answer to what was on his jacket but I have some pretty good theories!!!!!!!

@vespereargentum and their friend on Twitter helped point out to me that the floral designs are really reminiscent of old Spanish Renaissance furniture and like yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I mean look at it!!!!!!!!

These photos aren’t very good but you get the gist!!!!!!!

Why would Capcom put visual designs from FURNIATURE onto clothing I have no clue, but considering the fact that almost every single detail of Luis’ character down to the damn rings are extremely purposeful I’m sure we could pick up some pieces!!!!!

It also kinda makes sense, like,,, character wise too y’know- Valdelobos was a glorified Catholic cult and obviously they kept a very old-fashioned mindset so visuals-wise it makes sense!!!!!

@ 11cool also pointed out that his jacket has a lot of similar motifs to Matadors and Traje De Luces which they have their own post you can check out if you wanna!!!!!!!! Ofc there brings up the whole issue of y’know, Bad spanish stereotypes and bullfighting etc etc but this whole post is just throwing stuff at the wall in complete honesty!!!!!

And like the og post and @cloverisnonexistantbro said there’s a not for none Chance that the designers were trying to play into abstract windmill motifs would would be super cool!!!!!

@theprestigegirly and @kaychen666 were also kind enough to point out that the flowers on his jacket kinda look like poppies!!!!!!

And I think most people already know that poppies are a pretty common symbol for death (especially after war which I’ll touch on in a second) which. Y’know. Would be just SUCH A FUN AND SILLY DETAIL if true HAHDHENDHSJ

And like the og already has put so eloquently there are just,,,,,, S O many lil design elements of Luis’ that are so perfectly purposeful,,,;,,,… down to the fact that Luis has a gun from WWI (Realistically probably passed down from hsi grandfather, who would have probably had to have lived through Spanish civil wars (yayyyyy we love generational trauma yippeee another thing to add onto Luis amirite /lh)) and down to the fricken rings he wears and what fingers he wears them on!!!!!! (One of the rings for instance is of the Virgin Mary and it’s supposedly said that wearing a ring on the fingers Luis does symbolises leadership and compassion etc etc etc Yknow ring logic HDBEHEBXHX)

So like idk!!!!!!!! If anyone who actually has knowledge of Spanish culture wants to chip in PLEASE PLEASE DO!!!!!!! I’m the whitest Mf on planet earth there’s only so much justice I can give Luis BSNDHENDJSNSJ

Tl;dr: until Capcom or somebody whose more of a professional in this field outright explains what little design details like that mean for certain I’m just throwing stuff at the wall and letting people see it HDHEHEJEID

[sk3tch404]

https://imgur.com/a/6PlTqcs

Lowkey,, when I saw your Yandere's, I was reminded of the pic above 👀 granted, they're not as manic/feral but i can't help but hit them with the good ol' pathetic-lil-meow-meow-ification beam whenever I see them 😔✊. everyone can feel like a plastic bag, drifting through the wind, wanting to start again (/ref) if I delude myself hard enough 🥹🙏

speaking of the Yans- I FINALLY FIGURED OUT HOW TO DEFEAT LIKE 90% OF YAN'S W/O HAVING TO BE PHYSICALLY STRONG- *runs off-screen*

*cartoonish sounds of struggle & animal noises can be heard*

-ight! Okok so like, get this- I have rabies's now 😎

This gives me a timeframe of about- *checks msdmanual.com* 3-7 days to go ahead and infect every Yan in my vicinity, which means I'm gonna bite em all >:)) (not sure if Rory can get infected since he's a vamp n all 🤔 but a girl can dreammmm 😔) I may perish at the end of my crusade, but at least I'll drag some of them to hell with me 🫡

Moving on, Rory's re-design be looking mad fineeeee, though I'm gonna miss his long hair, rip my opportunity to draw him in pig-tails 🙏 at least he can get more bitches now with the added ✨glasses✨ factor (no, I'm totally unbiased towards men who wear glasses of any kind, what are you talking abou-)

yeheaaa boi, I'm def gonna replace his Scumbag Glasses (affectionate) with heart shape lenses in my next attempt at a fanart for him 😈😈 gonna turn Mr. Valentine into Mr. Valentine² MUHAHAHAHAHAAA GET HIT WITH MY UWU-FICATION BEAM, IDIOT /lh gonna turn this 😎 bitch into a 😍 bitch

Also goddammit ur chibi style makes me wanna squish their cheeks granny style- I don't wanna squish a serial killers cheeks plsssss I didn't get over my creepypasta whole phase, only to be charmed by the next gen of murderous pretty boys 😫😫 I. Absolutely. Mustn't. 😬 damn ur artstyle, it's too good for my heart- /pos

-Ren'py anon

OMG JAYCE WHEN HE'S FULLY ATTACHED BE LIKE 😭😭😭HE GETS DESERATE IK

Yeah they're pretty chill before they get unhinged, but hitting them with that pathetic little meow meow beam makes them a bit more tolerable 😘 Not gonna even lie, I get nervous and lowkey freak out when I code in the creepy parts and play through it. LIKE BOY WTF ARE YOU LOOKING AT??? FREAKY ASS MF I HATE YOU. DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH PLAYER.

But pretending they're nothing but miserable maniacs stuck in their own little worlds makes me feel better 🤓(Goofy ahh reaction /j)

Katy Perry ref is just what was needed </3 no no what do you mean he enjoys hurting me emotionally and physically to make up for his own personal faults? No he's just a little sad soul that hugs me when I'm sad and loves me no matter what.

OH NO WHAT. NOT EVERY YAN! PLEASE SPARE JAYCE AT LEAST... I LOVE HIM TOO MUCH. YOU MIGHT WANNA START WITH THE VOLKOVS FIRST BECAUSE THEY WOULDNT SEE IT COMING IN THE VERY BEGINNING.

RORYS VAMP WHITE BLOOD CELLS CHECK HIM OUT FOR MOST STUFF BUT RABIES IS PRETTY DEADLY TO ALL THINGS SO...

Tbh it's a fifty fify. All he has to worry about is passing out in the middle of it if he hasn't fed in a while.

I THINK ELLIOT WOULD HAVE A PRETTY GOOD CHANCE OF SURVIVAL. HE HAS EXPERIENCE WITH PPL GETTING REALLY SICK AND INTESE STRUGGLES FROM DOING OTHER ILLEGAL STUFF.

Which reminds me. I haven't said a lot about him yet. I think I'll info dump on him sometime, but idk bc there is a little spoiler but not really bc it's a big part of his character and for the story of his route. It will be common knowledge when you play anyway.

If you don't hit the Volkovs with the animal foam first, they WILL catch wind of what you're doing and shoot you down or smth. They don't play 💀 since it is 3 to 7 BUSINESS DAYS. They are always doing business, so 3 is all too easy.

Also tysm!!! I too am gonna miss Rory's long hair, but it's gotta go so he can refresh! And dw I'm gonna make it a tad more layered and longer so you can do pigtails little kids have that look like two antennas.

And Rory has always had glasses, I just didn't draw them that time lol

OMG HE WOULD ABSOLUTELY LOVE THOSE HEARTSHAPED GLASSES. JUST UH NOT OUTSIDE THOUGH. HES GOT OPPS IN THOSE STREETS... Would legit fall in love if you kept doing silly shit like that (Damn you really did square up his Valentine's rizz) UWU fication success???

HEHHEHEH TY! MY CHIBI STYLE IS SUPER SIMPLE AND A TAD UGLY AND IN THE WORKS, BUT I'M GLAD YOU LIKE IT!

[chillisreal]

M an

this is my more refined and solid narrator design, i might paint him later lol

also some miscellaneous doodles, my bois be soft, but narrators still a smug ass sometimes <3

sad stanley :(

and a surprise show of the player

ft @doodlingbot 's stanley in these ones!

also some narrator

[showf4lls]

hi hi hi! This is my first ever matchup and I'm so sure it will raise the standards i have even more but i don't care. I would love a romantic matchup, c! or cc! doesn't matter, whatever fits. I dont have a preference but i dont have that much of a connection with like the dteam, im more of a l´manburg kinda girl

my name is dana (she/her) and im openly bisexual :D. When i did the 16 personalities test it said im an "infp-t" and it fits nearly 100%. When im with my friends im more of an extrovert tho. I am very loyal to my friends, especially those in my closest friend group and i would do anything for them. In school i was the funny one, the people in my grade voted me as one who provokes teachers with jokes and always has something to say and i took that number one place with pride. As you will see, i also fall in love very easily and i fall hard. Even if its someone i saw once

my hobbies are reading even tho i wish i would do it more (but i will be a librarian :D), cooking with my friends or watching tv series with them which is also my love language. I like inviting my best friend over for breakfast or cook for my friend group on special occasions.

My favorite movie is "howls moving castle" and im so in love with howl three fav songs: "sex sells" by lovejoy, "metamodernity" by vansire and "afterglow" by sunrise avenue (a Finnish band that got huge in Germany and i fell in love with the lead singer when he was on the voice of Germany lmao) im trying to go for a nature aesthetic with a lot of plants, earth tone clothing but i do love dark academia in movies and books a lot.

me in a nutshell is basically: i cry a lot, i fall in love easily and falling out of love or getting my heartbroken affects me for a long time, i love reading, listening to music 24/7, can be outgoing if its with my friends and we go to bars or clubs but i do love calm evenings spent together eating, chatting, drinking and playing some board games.

― vibe check! i match you with... nihachu !

cw + info! fluff, headcanons / no CWs

includes! cc!nihachu

note! okay look /lh. i was gonna match you with jack or tina, but i feel like you fit better with niki.  also, for anyone interested, feel free to check out the event here!

– fiercely loyal to you. would put her life on the line rather than cross you, especially since she knows you would do the same for her

– she really likes listening to you tell jokes and just generally be a goofball; she likes getting a good laugh out of your antics and watching how happy you get realizing that you made her laugh, though she does get on your case for provoking teachers and such

– you fall in love easily? good thing that she does, too. she might not be very obvious about it and take longer to trust those that she catches feelings for, but once you’re in, you’re in

– loves reading with you! the two of you will start an unofficial book club and both read the same book, then you’ll set aside time to sit together and talk about the book

– when it’s raining outside, you’ll turn on the fireplace and sit on the couch, both snuggled up under a blanket while you read together and just be cozy (also, tea or hot cocoa is a must for these situations)

– if one of you is really tired and having trouble winding down before you go to sleep, the other will read to them. niki’s extra soft with you in these moments: gets herself all comfy and half-laying down, pillows behind her back, before letting you rest your head in her lap or on her tummy. she’ll play with your hair, twirling it or combing her fingers through it, while she reads to you

– loves cooking and baking with you as well! she’s definitely better at baking though, so she leaves the cooking to you. really likes to sit on the counter and watch you for a while, talking to you or asking questions as you work. as she keeps watching and learning little tidbits here and there, she’ll eventually ask you to teach her your ways :>

– she especially likes when you bring a speaker into the kitchen and play your music while you’re cooking, just saying

– studio ghibli movie nights! both of you love the animation style so much and the plots are always so cute! you prefer to watch them together so that you’ll have each other when you cry 

– you guys schedule game nights together! you’ll sit down with some good drinks and a fun board game (you guys have collected enough to justify getting a game cabinet) and just spend hours playing games together! you only have one rule with the board games: no monopoly unless a guest suggests it, otherwise the both of you will be sitting there for eons trying to finish the game

[skippyv20]

Dear Skippy, I haven’t done one in a long time and appreciate that there are mush bigger concerns out there.  However, for my own fun and maybe anothers enjoyment, here is a riddle interpretation made with Love and Humour.  No offence taken if it doesn’t fit the blog feeling nowadays :)  Thank you MM Anon and as always my love to you Skippy and Mr Skippy, I hope your whole family is well, furry members too.  LH Anon XX

MM ANON ………… M&H&K ………… 100,000………… a bit Leahy …………

Big news, me ‘and Hazza’….. Wait, Kevin?… I call him K…. … I mean…. Hang on, what is the name of that guy I had a ceremony with  a couple of years ago?  Did you see it?  It was F-A-B-U-L-O-U-S.  I got to see PR pictures of SO many amazing famous people who apparently came along, AND walk past them as I hoofed it up the aisle towards whatshisname.  They were practically worshipping me, I had to go back to Scoobys couch after but I know they liked all their own pictures on Insta of the day so that means they wanted to meet me properly.  There were some folk there that I didn’t know, all on one side of the building, was it a church?  I think so, very musty. Anyway, you get the gist, it was my day and they made me a dress the night before but I wish I could remember the name of that buff guy up by the man in his robes, was it William….?  My point is that I have an AMAZING new shop opening soon, called M&H&K which is one initial better than that place those british people like to go to.  I win.  I’ve invited 100,000 lucky people, randomly selected from the phone book to the opening.  They will all come, it will be amazing, I have stock, I sell print outs from my home PC, the home me and that guy bought, photos of me, personally photoshopped and autographed in sugar ink.  I have one ‘maybe’ RSVP, love you Leah xx

” Laptop” dancing …………… two dogs………… 

Social media has fact checked the account of a ‘B & G Markle’ who courted controversy recently claiming to be the canine companions of a Ms M Markle and in dire need of love and care.  The fundraising was in the form of a pay per view of the doggies ‘dancing provocatively’.  With their tails wagging, so their bottoms were a’ swaying and some concerned PC minded citizens had Twitter flagged as lewd, spurring a fact checking investigation about the validity of the fundraising.  Markles spokesperson, one D Ragland responded that they were advanced yoga moves. It turns out that their fundraising efforts in a bid to be properly and rightfully cared for were correct and Ms M Markle has been neglectful in her duties as a dog owner.  The dogs are in transit to be re-homed with a family of 5 in the UK.

droning over Riyadh ……………

MM has been chucking darts at a map again after imbibing in the pink water.  Despite a global pandemic and travel restrictions, she has advised media outlets that she will be available for papping in Riyadh with Dolly Darren and her, the one and only, royally rightfully honourable, most shiny, most perspirant Duchess Meghan.  Any interested media outlets must supply their own drone, must email files to m.anderson@ilovemm.com for editing (don’t worry she won’t do anything to them, just send some landscape photos and we’ll take care of inserting the subjects) and must reneg all rights to royalties…by order of her royalness.

owes £750 million ………… 

A couch surfer in Montecito is being sought in relation US taxes owing to the value of £750 million.  The accused is a self acclaimed master at disguise which is easily foiled by people who have a rudimentary knowledge of wigs, veneers, zoom filters and bottom padding.  Please report any sightings to Freephone 0800 MERCHFEESOWING

a silent violin …………… 

A citizen in Montecito has reported the theft of a violin.  It is very small.  The owner is reportedly devastated over the loss as she likes to play it during moments of self pity, which are frequent.  Please report any information to Freephone 0800 CRYMEARIVER

Melania & Nicola……………

MM intends to have 26 babies.  They will be named in order of the alphabet.  MM also likes comic books and Disney films Archie - tick.  Baloo - work in progress.  Noted for future that Melania and Nicola will do for M and N - they seem to get media coverage…. no ‘appropriately royal’ cartoon names available.

Deep sorrow?? …………… Hurley Burley. …………

MM did not have a very good day the other week.  In a redoubtably valiant effort to relive the yachting days of past, she chartered a boat to go fishing.  The results of the catch were to be publicised via a beautifully presented culinary dish via Scoobies Instagram account because she got kicked off her own one.  Early in the day, Scooby was ready and waiting for the images to come through, the crockery supplier was ready to merch, the linen supplier ordered 34,591 of the tablecloths to flog, the eco groups were sweating over gushing sustainable pescatarian press releases, MM was asleep.  Sadly, as one ages, one is more prone to the perils of seasickness and all the faithful followers got was a live feed of MM taking a hurley and creating burley.  No fish were caught.

Oh, my sides!  How I needed this laugh!  Thank you so very much!  You are amazing....this is so appreciated.  I know we are all going through this pandemic...but laughter is so important....thank you for this gift! Love to you and yours!😊❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[if-the-crown-fits-translate-it]

Discord pt 97

[Date: 19/03, 05:26 AM GMT - 19/03, 06:01 AM GMT]

[CW: Gun mention]

Little-K1ng: “alright yall, just got home, did maxwell and marcus stop fighting?? i kinda dipped to head to work when they started up...

maxwell? marcus? you guys still up? ....is fetch home yet?”

Maxwell: “Uhhhh....”

Little-K1ng: “oh hi max !!”

Maxwell: “I’m up Marcus is asleep again and fetch got stuck

He said some guys started chasing him and threatened him so he ran and hid in a gas station....”

Little-K1ng: “OH NO

is he okay???

does he need picked up???? is that why he mentioned a gun earlier?????

where is he???????????”

Maxwell: “Yeah we checked he said he’s only got a couple scraps”

Little-K1ng: “oh good okay phew alright

ill catch my breath in a second, as long as hes alright”

Maxwell: “He only said he was at a gas station and the lady there helped him, they’re letting him stay the night...”

Little-K1ng: “letting him stay the night.... okay

good

hes got somewhere warm with food, thats nice”

Maxwell: “Uh...some stuff happened when you left...”

Little-K1ng: “that puts me at ease

oh?

i know you guys were fighting”

Maxwell: “It...might be best to wake up Marcus to help explain...”

Little-K1ng: “oh. okay i can. i can get him up”

Maxwell: “Oh yeah also one thing”

Little-K1ng: “?”

Maxwell: “Before you do it”

Little-K1ng: “yes?”

Maxwell: “Dont...don’t mind the flowers”

Little-K1ng: “th- hhhhhh

hhhuhhh,,,the uh

the flowers

uh

is that

what i think

you mean”

Maxwell: “Yeeeeeah.....”

Little-K1ng: “o-ookay, , ,, ill uh. ill keep calm about it

i wont make a fuss i wont worry him about it

marcus? hey? wake up buddy

Marcus. hey”

Maxwell: “Wake up shithead /lh”

Marcus: “...huh?”

Little-K1ng: “hey wake up, im home”

Marcus: “oh, welcome h..ome”

Little-K1ng: “hey marcus..... morning haha... at uh. the middle of the night

heard theres some stuff you guys wanted to talk about?”

Maxwell: “You doing okay man? You feel asleep not long after....she left”

Marcus: “..wha..?

oh

..oh”

Little-K1ng: “after i left? wow you werent up for long”

Maxwell: “....I’ll get the ice water it’ll wake em up”

Marcus: “no nonono I’m awake”

[Little-K1ng: “after i left? wow you werent up for long”]

Maxwell: “No no...not you”

Little-K1ng: “n..not me?”

Maxwell: “Uh baroness literally walked into the house”

Marcus: “....

..yeah”

Little-K1ng: “shheeeeee WHAt”

Marcus: “ow”

Little-K1ng: “sorry”

Marcus: “Loud noises, just woke up

mona please”

Maxwell: “me and marcus were talking after we made up and she just walked in”

Little-K1ng: “why would she....”

Marcus: “.....to talk to us

About uhh

Taking care of the flowers? Or something”

Maxwell: “yeah cause we cut mine”

Little-K1ng: “ah, to comment on the uh..

yeah those

hm”

Maxwell: “yeah....also she kept calling us viscount and page”

Marcus: “...”

Little-K1ng: “oh, of course. she sees you as family

and targets”

Maxwell: “I threatened to bite her

and punch her”

Little-K1ng: “oh nice one !!

...dont actually though”

Maxwell: “i didnt...”

Marcus: “..you definitely wanted to”

Little-K1ng: “so uh.... how did that fight sort out between you two? what was it about?”

Maxwell: “but uh marcus started blooming during our argument...before baroness came in and after you left”

Marcus: “........”

Little-K1ng: “if... if you dont mind me asking

oh no”

[Maxwell: “but uh marcus started blooming during our argument...before baroness came in and after you left”]

Little-K1ng: “max, you saw it?”

Marcus: “i-it’s fine Mona”

Little-K1ng: “marcus, are you okay? do you need anything to numb it?”

Marcus: “It doesn’t even hurt”

Little-K1ng: “it-... it doesnt hurt?”

Marcus: “I honestly didn’t know it happened until Max...”

Little-K1ng: “dont lie to me”

Marcus: “I’m not! I wouldn’t!”

Maxwell: “thats the thing, even baroness said it shouldn't hurt”

Little-K1ng: “i really dont want you to lie to me, marcus. i dont know if i could handle that

she said that?”

Maxwell: “or rather it wouldn't hurt if we accepted it....”

Marcus: “...”

Little-K1ng: “she of all people, ha

if it

oh

oh”

Marcus: “.....”

Little-K1ng: “oh... oh marcus..”

Maxwell: “it would make sense....as to why it hurts me and fetch so much and why...it didnt hurt marcus...”

Marcus: “...I don’t like being sad”

Little-K1ng: “i understand, marcus. i dont begrudge you”

Maxwell: “yeah we....talked and uh cried...a lot, there were many tears”

Marcus: “...thanks Mona”

Little-K1ng: “oh no...... do you feel better?

crying helps

i..... i dont know what to say...

all that.... because she just.... walked in, huh”

Marcus: “We”

Maxwell: “it was before she came in”

Marcus: “We were fighting before she got here”

Maxwell: “after you left

she came in once we stopped crying”

Little-K1ng: “oh i know, i left when it started i just......i didnt think she would just... i... uh.. nevermind”

Marcus: “We made up before she got here”

[Little-K1ng: “oh i know, i left when it started i just......i didnt think she would just... i... uh.. nevermind”]

Marcus: “..huh?

Little-K1ng: “well i just...

i.... i thought about...

i dont know how to put this”

Marcus: “..Mona

Spit it out”

Maxwell: “marcus....”

Marcus: “What?”

Little-K1ng: “i uh..... knew she kind of would........ do something like that?? in... a way?? i suppose i.... i..”

Marcus: “She’s keeping something from us!

You what”

Little-K1ng: “i had... i had a feeling

but i!! look, i...”

Maxwell: “yo calm down marcus!”

Little-K1ng: “i thought she would at least be subtle”

Marcus: “I am calm”

Maxwell: “no you aint”

Marcus: “Mona”

Little-K1ng: “yknow, prowling around in the night going through my sock drawer or something.... not like.... not like that”

Marcus: “You left max vulnerable to her

at night??”

Maxwell: “it's not your fault mona”

Little-K1ng: “look. i!!! i just !!!”

Maxwell: “Marcus”

Marcus: “Did you leave the door unlocked overnight?”

Little-K1ng: “no i...!! i just... i

i didnt want... i”

Maxwell: “if she did it was for fetch!”

Marcus: “he knows how to knock”

[Maxwell: “if she did it was for fetch!”]

Little-K1ng: “hhh... y hhyeah .. ..”

[Marcus: “he knows how to knock”]

Maxwell: “not f we're all asleep

Little-K1ng: “i was.... hhh.. i was worried if he.. if he came home late,, and i didnt hear him,,”

Marcus: “He can knock loudly”

Little-K1ng: “he wouldnt come back

i didnt think ...”

Maxwell: “actually dont think i havent noticed you havent been sleeping at night marcus

everytime i wake up youre awake”

Marcus: “....”

Maxwell: “i go to sleep you're awake

I WAKE UP FROM A NIGHTMARE AND YOU'RE AWAKE”

Little-K1ng: “but.... hes not? hes always asleep when i see him...”

Maxwell: “during the day

you dont sleep at night do you....”

Marcus: “...no, I don’t

Mona

If you thought I was asleep at night

You left the door unlocked knowing that Crown and Baroness were staking us out”

Little-K1ng: “i........

Marcus: “with no one to stop them

...to your knowledge”

Little-K1ng: “i... i didnt think....”

Marcus: “I can see that”

Little-K1ng: “i just thought she would........ do what she was just... already... already doing.....

she was already finding her way in....... snooping through my important stashes...

i really... i rr ea lll y... didnt t hhi nk it wouldd have.e..

been that .... big of a dde a l”

Maxwell: “marcus it isn't her fucking fault”

Marcus: “....no nonono Mona wait no

No nonono please don’t cry

I didn’t

I’m sorry”

Little-K1ng: “i caan nt... i can t beliv e... it wwa ss my f a u lt....”

Maxwell: “....oh no....”

Marcus: “no Mona no”

Little-K1ng: “no no non ono non o no you're right you're right you're right”

Maxwell: “no no no mona hes not”

Marcus: “No I’m wrong Mona I’m wrong

mona please”

Little-K1ng: “it was my fault it was all my fault i ll e f t the ufck ing DOOR UNLOCKED what was i THINKING

I DID IT ON PURPOSE OH MY GOD.....”

Marcus: “-!

Maxwell: “It's not your fault”

Marcus: “mona Im so sorry I didn’t mean it I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry”

Little-K1ng: “no i did i didnt even give it a second thought i-... i knew she would come in, i could even see her outside watching me leave it unlocked

i just.... didnt care. i forgot to care”

Marcus: “I was just upsetthisiswhyihatenegativeemotionsalltheyeverdoishurtpeople”

Little-K1ng: “i fucking DIDNT CARE im so sorry....

i ,.....”

Marcus: “mona Im sorry”

Little-K1ng: “no... i ..... marcus.... your laurel.. would it have... would it have sprouted if i hadnt...?”

Marcus: “...it would have”

Little-K1ng: “i left you two alone in the middle of a fight.... and did nothing”

Marcus: “It didn’t sprout because of Baroness

Mona im so sorry”

Little-K1ng: “i left you two unguarded all night........ and didnt care

no no dont apologize i did this i did it on my own im just....”

Marcus: “we were guarded Mona it’s okay”

Little-K1ng: “you WERENT”

Marcus: “I stay up all night

....I guess

I guess I’m not the best guard though, all things considered”

Little-K1ng: “i didnt know that!!!! i was FULLY PREPARED to leave you both to THE COURT”

Maxwell: “humans arent supposed to be nocturnal”

Marcus: “Heh”

Little-K1ng: “for fuckin DOGBOY TANTRUM ASS

and....[hic] and.... the worst paart??”

Maxwell: “you were worried about fetch i honestly would have done the same”

Little-K1ng: “i.... im not ss oorry .. i dont ffe el like i dd id anytyhing wr ong”

Marcus: “You didnt do anything wrong

I’m so sorry for implying otherwise”

Little-K1ng: “i DID. dont LIE TO ME MARCUS.

but!!! i just!!!!”

Marcus: “I-”

Little-K1ng: “i would do it again. with no hesitation

Marcus: “.....im not lying....”

Little-K1ng: “i was planning to do it again TONIGHT marcus!!!”

Marcus: “..im sorry”

Maxwell: “look some times people do bad things I've done bad shit”

Marcus: “I promise I’m not lying please im sorry”

[Maxwell: “look some times people do bad things I've done bad shit”]

Little-K1ng: “MAXWELL. WHERE AM I RIGHT NOW

IM HERE. AT HOME. IM NOT CURRENT;LY DRIVING TO THE GAS STATION. TO PICK UP FETCH

THE GUY I LEFT YOU TO DIE FOR”

Maxwell: “he wouldnt want you to”

Marcus: “you didn’t leave us to die”

Maxwell: “we can defend ourselves”

Marcus: “...”

Little-K1ng: “the way i know you? the way i know the court? you may as well be dead when you're them”

Marcus: “..oh

...I see”

Little-K1ng: “i have until tomorrow with you and i dont even have the honest guarantee that ill be left here to grieve, or forced to join you”

Marcus: “...”

Little-K1ng: “....whats that face for?”

Marcus: “...I’m sorry that my preferred self isn’t good enough for you”

Maxwell: “god how i wish marigolds could help mental wounds”

Little-K1ng: “..........i........

.....marcus...

wait... i...

what... am i doing?

why am i yelling?

i dont do that

i just... im so used to running away from my problems. why am i so angry?

who am i even angry at?

its not even you. its not even me, i dont really feel bad

im not mad at fetch, im rarely mad at crown

what the fuck”

Marcus: “...”

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When Do You Ovulate? Here’s How to Track Your Cycle

Menstrual cycles have been tracked for a long time to pinpoint your period. But what’s the best way to track when you’re ovulating?

These days, many prefer the ease of an app over the traditional calendar, but it’s the same idea: Knowing roughly when your ovary releases an egg can be pretty useful.   

Whether you’re trying to boost your odds of pregnancy or lower them, let’s break down eggsactly how to pinpoint when you’re ovulating.

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What is ovulation, anyway?

Ovulation happens when one of your ovaries releases a lil’ egg that travels from your fallopian tube to your uterus.

Around days 6 to 14 of your menstrual cycle, follicles in one of your ovaries begin to mature. By day 10 or 14, an egg develops from one of your follicles. The egg then continues on its mission around day 14.

When does ovulation happen?

Ovulation happens typically once a month if you have a uterus and are of childbearing age — usually around day 14 to 16 of a 28-day menstrual cycle (AKA, about 2 weeks after your period). In rarer cases, some people might release multiple eggs within 24 hours of each other.

Once an egg is released, your mature egg (aw, so grown up!) is ready to be fertilized. If sperm fertilize your egg, surprise, next comes conception and pregnancy.

Otherwise, your egg will dissolve within 12 to 24 hours. When fertilization doesn’t happen, Aunt Flo comes-a-marching: Your egg and uterine lining will shed in about 2 weeks.

Then, much like Groundhog Day, the whole thing starts over. And over.

When do you ovulate on birth control?

The pill typically prevents ovulation. For instance, combination birth control pills contain estrogen and progesterone, stopping your egg-formation process. These hormones also thicken up your cervical mucus, making it harder for sperm to wriggle into your uterus.

The progesterone-only pill, AKA the mini pill, also thickens your cervical mucus, thins your uterine lining, and suppresses ovulation. For maximum effectiveness, the pill should be taken at the same time every day.

According to the National Health Service, about 9 in 100 women on either pill have an accidental pregnancy each year. The pill’s effectiveness can vary based on the time you take it, other medications or supplements, and certain medical conditions.

If you’re concerned about an unplanned pregnancy, talk to your OB-GYN about how to play it as safe as possible.

In general, it’s best to use a backup barrier-form of birth control (condoms FTW!) for at least the first week on the pill. Ovulation can still happen until your bod acclimates to hormones.  

How long does ovulation last?

Ovulation only lasts for about 12 to 24 hours, but peak fertility lasts for quite a bit longer.

According to the University of California San Francisco, sperm can survive for up to 5 days in the female reproductive tract. So, there’s a pretty big window for fertilization to occur. This means that there’s about a 5 to 6-day window you can get pregnant (and you don’t even have to do the deed during ovulation).

Signs and symptoms of ovulation

Not everyone experiences symptoms of ovulation. Sometimes, though, people may notice some or all of the following signs:      

1. Ovulation bleeding

Bleeding doesn’t exclusively happen during your period — it can also occur during ovulation. Unlike most periods, though, ovulation bleeding is typically super light. Basically, some people notice some faint spotting that might require an underwear liner at the most.

The spotting is usually light pink or red in color, which is a sign that the blood’s mixed with cervical fluid. It should only last for 1 or 2 days or about 11 to 21 days after the first day of your last period.

Only about 3 percent of people have mid-cycle spotting, though. So, it’s not a super reliable way to check for ovulation.

2. Ovulation cramps

Chances are, you know a thing or two about period cramps. While much less discussed, ovulation pain can be a thing too. In fact, German speakers even have a name for it: mittelschmerz, which translates to “middle pain.”

Some describe these sensations like a ”twinge” or a ”pop” in either ovary, a mild burning sensation, or a feeling of heaviness in the lower abdomen. The discomfort is often quite subtle and short-lived.

3. Basal body temperature

Checking your temperature each morning when you wake up may lend clues to when you ovulate.

Your basal body temperature (BBT) is the temp you have when you first wake up — before you even check your emails or trudge your way to the French press. During ovulation, your BBT rises by about 1°F or less and stays that way until menstruation.

This slight increase happens due to the hormone progesterone, which helps your uterine lining become thick and spongy to prep for implantation.

4. Revved-up sex drive

If you’re more than ready to get down and dirty, you might be ovulating. No one’s sure exactly why some people get horny before their periods, but it could be due to a rise in estrogen and testosterone levels during ovulation.

5. Soft cervix

Your cervix (essentially the lower portion of your uterus) gets a little softer than usual, sits a little higher, and becomes more moist during ovulation. 

Earlier in your cycle, your cervix is firmer and closed. When you keep tabs on your cervix, you’ll start to notice the changes.

6. Egg-white discharge

Wait, what’s that stuff in your undies right now? If you notice an influx of different-looking discharge, ovulation may be the culprit.

Cervical mucus consists mostly of water. When estrogen levels surge during ovulation, this fluid becomes more voluminous, stretchy, and clear — almost like egg whites. Basically, it’s the wave that sperm ride to the egg.

During peak fertility, you might notice a lot more than usual. When it looks stringy and sticky, it could be a clue that you’re ovulating or close to it.

So, how do you know you’re ovulating? 

1. Track on an app or calendar

Since ovulation typically occurs around 10 to 16 days before your period starts, an app can be a helpful way to track when it happens. If you prefer the old-fashioned way, a calendar totally works too.

Here’s how to track it with regular-old pen and paper:

Record the start date and duration of your period for 8 to 12 months.

Take note of your longest and shortest cycle.

Subtract 18 days from your shortest cycle — that’s the first day of your fertile window.

Subtract 11 days for the duration of your longest cycle.

Your fertile window = the time between the 2 days you wrote down.

For best results, your menstrual cycle should be roughly regular each month. You can also improve your estimates by coupling it with other methods like checking your temperature and cervical mucus.  

2. Check your temp

Check your basal body temperature in the morning right when you wake up. Remember to check it while you’re still in bed, before you move around to ensure the reading’s as accurate as possible. If it’s about a degree higher than normal for several days, you might be ovulating.

You should use a thermometer specifically designed to measure BBT. These thermometers have extra features, like temp recall and accuracy of up to 1/100th of a degree.

This method might not be completely reliable, and a research review even concluded that the method is only 22 percent accurate in detecting ovulation. Make sure to combine taking your BBT with other methods for best results.

And, take note: A late night of drinking, traveling, or illness can also get your BBT out of whack.

3. Survey your cervical fluid

Keep your eyes on your cervical fluid for clues about ovulation. If it looks thick and clear like egg whites, you might be ovulating.

To check your fluid, simply check the residue in your undies or use a clean finger to survey the liquid. A stringy texture is a decent indicator that ovulation’s going on.

4. Scope out your cervix

To see if you’re ovulating, you can use clean fingers to reach inside your vagina and feel your cervix. If it feels firm (kind of like your nose cartilage), you’re prob not ovulating. If it feels soft and moist (more like your lips), then you might be ovulating.

This is obvs not an objective test, but it can lend a helpful hint.  

5. Use an ovulation predictor test

During ovulation, your bod starts making more luteinizing hormone (LH), causing the egg to be released. An ovulation predictor test can help detect the levels of LH in your body, which can help predict when ovulation goes down.

Also known as a luteinizing hormone (LH) test, the pee strip or digital test measures the amount of LH in your urine. You can pick one up at any drug store.

According to the American Association for Clinical Chemistry, these tests have varying accuracy levels and should not be used to definitively predict when ovulation occurs. Again, using a few methods can help you pinpoint ovulation with more accuracy.

How to prevent pregnancy during ovulation

Not on birth control, but want to prevent pregnancy during ovulation? Natural birth control tracking methods like fertility awareness methods (FAMs) can help you keep tabs on your menstrual cycle so you can predict ovulation and avoid pregnancy.

According to Planned Parenthood, when used correctly, FAMs are about 76 to 88 percent effective when used as birth control, meaning that about 12 to 24 out of 100 couples who rely on FAMs will become pregnant each year.

To use FAMs to predict ovulation, here’s what to do for the best results:

Combine several FAM methods. According to Planned Parenthood, you can track ovulation with the temperature method, the cervical mucus method, and the calendar method for best results. A fertility app and regular LH tests can also help you keep tabs on ovulation.

Use a barrier method or abstain during ovulation. During your estimated ovulation window + 3 days before and after, abstain from sex or use a barrier-form of birth control (like a condom) to prevent pregnancy.

Talk to a nurse, doctor, or counselor. Tracking your fertility takes a lot of time, patience, and expertise. If you’re committed to this method, you can also chat with a nurse, doctor, or counselor familiar with FAMs to help guide you through the process.    

How to get pregs during ovulation

Tracking ovulation is a tool to help increase the odds of pregnancy. If you’re hoping to have a baby, these tips might help:

Use several methods to track ovulation. Combining multiple predictive methods, like the calendar method, LH test, and BBT method, will help increase the accuracy of your ovulation window prediction. Being consistent definitely helps too.

Have sex before and after ovulation. You’re most likely to get pregnant 2 or 3 days before your ovary releases an egg, so be sure to hit the sack around this estimated time period.

Talk to a professional. Tracking your fertility can be exciting — it can also be overwhelming. For best results, talk to a doctor who specializes in fertility. They can offer the guidance you need.

The takeaway

Tracking when ovulation occurs is tricky and notoriously unreliable, but you can take steps to improve accuracy. Combining several methods (like the calendar, temperature, and cervical mucus methods) and chatting with a medical professional may improve results.

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I was a little late to the game but I've only recently realised how fucked up ttts is. I'm also realising how odd m*w is as a person (he's so clingy and possessive without it being reciprocated half the time.) Is there any other shows you think I should avoid now I'm starting to be more critical of the media I consume - minghao-ah 💛

hello!!! hi!! i'm so glad you've been starting to be more critical and conscious about the media you consume!! it's essential we do that most of the time, even with the things we like a lot, because nothing is 100% perfect and, especially in an environment like the one thai bls create, we should always be mindful and critical of what that piece of media represents and showcases of our community to the rest of the world. and th*rnt*pe does a terrible job at showing to others what the lgbtqia+ community really is when they base a whole relationship on sexual harassment, violence and disdain to the other party. not to mention that horrible and heartbreaking side story with tar (and fuck lh*ng man fuck him so much.). as for m*w, we don't //really// know what went down between him and art, but i honestly don't think art would be that distressed and crying that much if he'd made it all up, so i prefer to believe him (since he clearly was the victim) and just shove m*w as far away from me as i can because i feel the same as you: he basically tries to force himself on others (when he's a fully grown ass adult) and it's just not reciprocated. which is awkward as fuck.

as for which shows you should avoid, i'm not a connoisseur in bl, but i'm gonna name a few that threw me off and i wouldn't want to go back to (or certain storylines that just don't do us a favour as a community that is in desperate need of positive rep) under the cut!

waterboyy the series is a show i regret SO MUCH wasting my time on and i wish i could just erase it from my mind. it has a weird couple with a huge age gap, the main couple is the worst enemies to lovers i've ever seen, r*pe that is never addressed, terrible female representation, side couple is forced and lowkey toxic (one of them is extremely predatory on the other ://), and a lesbian character with great potential turned predatory and "crazy" and then they make her end up with a boy (which makes my blood boil.).

en of love: love mechanics is another one idk why i wasted my time watching, yet most people will tell you it's their fave part of the trilogy. i personally dislike this so much because their relationship is fucked up since day one. mark (drunk out of his mind) kisses vee thinking vee is someone else, vee (who wasn't as drunk and definitely conscious of what was happening) just lets him do it, proceeds to sleep with him (very dubious consent) and then throws mark away as if mark was a toy because vee has a girlfriend. the basic plot is that but it just gets worse as the story goes on and vee never treated mark with respect. which is a shame since the actors have an amazing chemistry :/

love by chance BUT only tumtar's and technokengkla's storylines. lbc is happening in the same cinematic universe as ttts so tar is going through basically the same he did in tt, but this time they feed into this incest plot that sickens me. and to put it shortly, kengkla and techno's brother (who literally sold his brother to kengkla) plot a whole scene to make kengkla and techno sleep together, which happens when techno is so drunk he can barely walk. kengkla proceeds to r*pe him and then blame him afterwards for what happened. their "story" will really "begin" now in lbc2 but if i were you, i would just skip their scenes.

history2: crossing the line side couple is also an incest couple (but the main couple is great and i recommend you check the series out!!) and history3: make our days count side couple is between a high school student and an adult......... so yeah yikes. (but the main story is also good so if you wanna watch it just skip their scenes lmao)

these are all the ones i can think of rn, maybe there's more, but the fact that you are already watching them with your critical sense turned on is really great! you'll be able to tell harmful plots from good ones yourself in no time. i hope i helped and that you are safe and well 💓

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