#go nuts pls

[manzanamarim]

Aight so last year I finally got into Ace Attorney and I shared my insanity on my priv. I was shook, I think by the time phoenix got tasered at the police station and no one cared, and friends informed me his insane injuries keep getting WILDER.

So, I started to keep a list in my notes app. here it is.

they were NOT kidding

NOTE: Spoilers for all 6 main AA games, and there's a separate section for the Layton crossover

Use this information wisely

[demaparbat-hp]

Almost

[raiiny-bay]

some WIPs from the 80s AU i never finished

[ohimsummer]

This is nasty but poly stsg sucking on lactating reader while they jerk the both of them off. IGNORE THIS IF IRS STUPID

no I will not, ur a genius!!! them with a lactation kink is mayhaps a little intriguing….

they’re both extremely turned on by sucking on ur tits in general, let alone drinking the milk, plus if it helps relieve the ache in your chest then why not? win-win for everyone :3 they’re feeling you up all over and it’s such a relief to not feel so painfully full that you can’t even really focus on stroking them off, you have to remind yourself to keep touching them too but they don’t mind, as long as you feel good <3

somewhere in my head, satoru has a teeny tiny bit of a mommy kink…he will deny it at every turn but actions speak way louder than words (he’s a little too whiny and whimpering a little loudly and looks hypnotized as he sucks your nipples and he’s humping into your hand a little too eagerly) loves calling you mommy as a “”joke””

Suguru loves squeezing your chest (just a little since he knows it might hurt) and watching the milk dribble out. also loves referring to you as mommy/mama but less in a mommy way if that makes sense?? like goes ‘does mommy/mama need a massage☺️?’ smthg like that where it’s just teasing :33

[ninvic-rbs]

I seriously can't emphasize enough how much I love that the narrator/monologue voice in the marble nest sounds like p1 artemy. The idea that he's taking care of daniil while he's stuck in the nightmare time loop kinda makes me wanna cry

[rubyreduji]

SO HE CHOOSES TO LOOK LIKE A SLUT?!??!!

[rosieofcorona]

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[munchkinmanchkin]

This film aged not really well, but i still love it with my heart QwQ headcanon: Cosmo and Kathy lost a bet to Don and had to play this movie xdd no care they are from 20s and i love mlvin was filmed in 50s i just find funny to imagine this :D anyway here is another funny

[revenantghost]

Merry Christmas from Watanabe and Teru Vash! [x]

And from Nightow and his Vash cake! [x]

[quicksiluers]

i'm really normal about him he hasn't even played a game yet

[vaguely-concerned]

I can't believe I have 100%ed mass effect andromeda multiple times and it just hit me that the jardaan are named that b/c. y'know. jardin. garden. because they're gardeners of life/their whole deal was to create the we are as space gods slash mad scientists sci-fi equivalent of the garden of eden. I may be a bit slow on the uptake in some ways

[yuwuta]

ok wait i have a jjk question/s which might not be that deep and all but i have been thinking about them for way too long so spoiled alert in advance and don’t jump me if it’s stupid but: so cursed techniques aren’t inherently/strictly genetic bc satoru says something about how in theory there’s as many techniques as there are sorcerers and everyone is/can be different when he’s explaining it to yuuji—but clearly techniques CAN be inherited or genetic because the gojo, zenin, and kamo clans all have users with similar and/or inherited techniques right?? so then in the case of someone like yuuta, who’s technique isn’t like gojo’s but is powerful because he and gojo are related and share a descendant, there’s the implication that just power/strength is also inheritable… like. even if two sorcerers from the same clan share the same technique, one’s can manifest more powerfully than the others?? so then all cursed techniques are like… genetic mutations of each other/their origins bc people like nanami have strong techniques with no other sorcerers in his family so was it just a mutation that gave him his technique or what…? do we know??

ALSO so. if the techniques are/can be inherited, then how come domains aren’t? it seems like domains are entirely dependent on the skill/aptitude of the user and their technique, but not the technique itself. it seems like each user gets to create their own domain and it’s unique to them even if they have an inherited technique right? but if that’s the case then why?? why would you have to create your own domain expansion (IF you even can bc not every sorcerer can make a domain? or is it that not every technique can Have a domain?) if you have an inherited technique with the capacity to have a domain in the first place?? i ask all of this because yuuta’s domain shows us that it’s something he made—ofc he could only do it because of his copy technique, but he had to have made or at least envisioned all the katanas because that’s not an inherent part of his technique, it’s a weapon gojo have to him to harness his cursed energy. so if yuuta “made” his domain from his energy/technique/power there’s evidence that the domains are unique to the users? but if that’s the case then can they change it? is it set in stone once they use domain expansion for the first time? if they made it can they tweak it—because megumi even says his domain is incomplete, so is there implication that was a rough draft and he could make changes where he sees fit OR was is just incomplete because he was tired at that point in the fight OR did he know it was incomplete because he’s not the first ten shadows user? if it’s the latter, then i go back to the yuuta problem because if megumi’s domain is inherited because his technique is inherited then why could yuuta just MAKE a domain perfectly tailored to himself like why could he crispr his own genetics and arrange them perfectly?? bc even IF yuuta’s power is potentially inheritable in the future, there’s no way the image and use of the katanas is?? so he just made that shit up!! and also gojo like what’s his deal i have SO many fucking questions oh my god don’t even get me started on people like choso and yuuji

[thejellyfishlounge]

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[passionatememes]

extremely niche post but do you guys think daniil dankovsky and harrowhark nonagesimus would be friends or would they fucking hate each other

[galaxyostars]

The de Rolo kids are public schooled.

Preface

So I've been thinking. I don't believe Percival Fredrickstein von Musel Klossowski de Rolo the Third would (at least immediately) allow someone other than him, Vex, and perhaps the rest of Vox Machina, to privately tutor his kids. I'm using a combination of CR and TLOVM here, as the main campaign playthrough doesn't really linger much on Percy's relationship with Anders as the animation does, but the overall gist is that Anders betrayed the de Rolo family in favour of working for the Briarwoods (and in CR's case, Vecna).

You're the face I saw when murder entered my heart.

^ Percy, to his teacher, Professor Anders.

Home-tutoring

Is it impossible for Percy and Vex to teach their kids? Absolutely not. Is it impossible for them to teach their five kids, whilst also maintaining their own hobbies (and lives)? Eh... it's doable, but doing a Master's degree in Education myself, I cannot imagine the level of Percy's intended teaching and their kids' learning after Gwendolyn was born being left to just Percy and Vex as being remotely comfortable for them.

But then you have to consider what type of learning these kids are maintaining. I think Percy was initially within a factory model of education (based on what we saw in TLOVM) but broke out of it when he was on his own and started tinkering. I'm not well-versed with Vex's formal education -- I imagine she has one outside of her learned practical skills given she was in Syngorn for an amount of time with Syldor, but I imagine her idea of education is probably a little more "free" than Percy's. I like to think they had a conversation about what their kids' education would look like. Vex is not like Caleb and Beau in the Mighty Nein who constantly go to the library for additional information about anything and everything they don't know, but is instead already knowledgable, can deduce using logical reasoning, or goes and asks someone else (not to say Caleb and Beau can't do this either, but regardless). I think that indicates she's probably a little more world-wise than she is interested in classroom etiquette.

(Note: Taliesen Jaffe has joked that Percy probably took hits of pot now and then, delivered by Keyleth/Vax!Crow, to get through the day with his children around ("Do you see how many kids that is? Oh my god."))

I should also point out the interaction with Gwendolyn indicates she's at least accustomed to Percy's office/library where there are rules in place and it sounds like he might've said "Leave the book" because his kids have been taking them and not putting them back (which probably mortified him upon first incident).

Public Education

There is, however, an alternative I do like very much: this generation of de Rolo kids may actually be "public-schooled" (or at least, the Whitestone version of that).

Again, speaking as an Aussie pre-service teacher, it's a lot harder to be a good teacher while also planning to overthrow your government/be a cult leader at the same time when you've got a class of 20+ kids to look after and educate. Doable, but rather unlikely. Vex might've actually thought it safer and more to Percy's liking to put their kids' education into the system they have a direct gubernatorial say over, rather than allowing an educator direct access to his home, his family.

This would not only benefit the de Rolos, but also other lower/middle-class families in Whitestone, as there's no doubt they'd pump that education system with as much coin as would benefit their kids' learning.

Additionally, mentioning the pot joke again, it gets said five kids out of the home giving these parents some peace and quiet.

Obviously there'd be nobility etiquette teaching they'd have to undergo, but it's probably much, much easier to do that in-house than it is the entirety of their education.

I put it to you, fellow Critters: At what point, if any, would Percy relinquish the education of his kids to someone outside of Vox Machina? And, would that be in a regular school classroom with other kids?

[smile-files]

it's fun in-character to have henry spiraling over nobody answering his questions but to me playing him it's like AAAUGH i want him to be able to do stuff. maybe i'm turning into him a little bit. i need to HELP but i can't DO anything cuz nobody's answering my GOD DAMN questions