I need to have very intense hate sex with Leon Kennedy. I mean rough fucking to the point where it almost hurts, where you’re left bruised and shaking and walking with a limp because he just went a little too far and snaps.
Like that man needs to choke me and tell me he fucking hates me while he’s pounding into me from behind and bruising my cervix intentionally because he just stops giving a fuck about the rules and is selfish for once about what he wants and needs. Just makes you turn into a pathetic flesh light for him to release all of that pent up frustration and stress tucked in his body.
Send help.
Totally not writing this btw aha.
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thinking about how Vinsmoke Judge hated Sanji so much that he let him go and how Red-Leg Zeff loved Sanji so much that he let him go
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OHHHH POOKIEEEEE *slams door open with my big yaoi hands*
DADDYS HOME FROM JAAAAIGHLLLLL!!!
gasp. pookie. *looks down at you from my alpha male height* WHO ARE THESE C-C!
CREEPS FLIRTING WITH YOU!? *growls so loud*
*grabs you by the waist pRotEctIvLy🤓*
ILL TEACH THEM TO COERCE MY POOKIE WOOKIE *SMACKS GROUND WITH MY BIG STRONG PAWS AND HOWLS FEIRCLY*
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i spent most of leave the world behind thinking that kevin bacon was ethan hawke and was wondering why the characters weren’t saying anything about the fact they look like twins
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Don’t talk to me unless it’s about this picture of Pedro Pascal
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Broke: Gwen volunteers to stay behind as a sacrifice.
Woke: Gwen volunteers to stay behind so she can hang with Miles and show him the ropes.
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one thing about me is i’m going to absolutely lose it when Y/N immediately forgives. like wdym it’s okay he cheated on us, ran over our cat, and ate our lucky charms? no tf it is not.
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These two have my heart in a chokehold-
BRO IM IN LOVE LOSING IT AHHHHHHH
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i don’t know what these bitches think casual looks like, but i can guarantee you it’s not this.
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