#go off bestie

[pumpkinspice-prouvaire]

people are out here doing extremely detailed analysis and I'm here like "Yeah technically killing people is wrong but you can't deny enjolras serves absolute cunt this chapter"

[pendragonsgallery]

So I’m not in the Hetalia fandom

But my best friend @roszabell is.

So that means that I get to use my extremely limited knowledge of the show to make the dumbest headcanons I can think of.

These are the headcanons of someone not in the fandom but cursed with too much knowledge.

Enjoy

- By accident, Alfred once unironically said “innit” in a sentence and his body induced a two day coma on itself in shame.

- Austria probably can and has twerked to eine kleine nachtmusik.

- Whenever Australia does any normal thing he’ll say “I learned that in 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐫” and he never specified what war. Just, 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐫. (It was the Emu war of 1932).

- France acts like he’s super pretentious with perfumes and smells and stuff but goes feral for Bath and Bodywork’s sales. He has so many coupons 47 years past their expiration date that he insists will be useful.

- Denmark’s hairstyle is done every morning by sticking his head out of a moving car on the interstate like a dog.

- Matt has a maple flavored vape and he hissed at Alfred when he touched it once.

- Alfred knows the metric system but constantly acts like he doesn’t get it to watch England lose his shit every time.

- Gil has heelies he installed in his shoes that he’s been waiting to use for decades. One time he was trying to sweep Matt off his feet all romantic like but he accidentally popped out the wheels and they both went flying.

- Norway blasts the Frozen soundtrack in his car so loudly the windowpanes shake. He just sits there with a totally apathetic face and just says “good shit” while all his passengers’ ears are bleeding from the volume.

- Hungary can bench press both Alfred and Matt and does it at any possible opportunity.

- Japan has been making little paper airplanes and getting them to stick in the ceiling for years now and no one has noticed. It’s not until he misses one day and thousands of mini paper airplanes fall from the ceiling onto everyone.

- Germany would take Disney fast passes so seriously. That man would be up at 4 in the morning staring at his undimmed phone screen getting space mountain tickets.

- The countries always do Rock Paper Scissors for whoever has to explain to China that he needs to turn his computer off and on again to get it to work.

- Denmark has not tied his shoelaces since the day he got them. He just slides them off and on again because “I’m too awesome to tie my shoes” the truth is he doesn’t know how to tie his shoes. They came pre tied.

[killa-trav]

this is why rocky will forever remain the only valid member of red bull racing

[opposingsigns]

Reading TGCF to my roommate and we were 2 pages into the prologue when she immediately goes, "Oh I get why everyone hates him now. He's RIGHT. But also, I'm not saying the Chinese equivalent of 'I'm more beautiful than Aphrodite'. I'm just thinking it..."

[strangeauthor]

while idk if they're Offensive all the time some of the other personality disorder names piss me the hell off. Like actually "histrionic" sucks it's literally "wow ur overreacting" stupid disorder name. BPD- the borderline is bc it was seen as being on "The Borderline Between Psychotic and Neurotic" like. What. also looking up differences between OCD and COPD is. Quote from a website "The primary difference is that OCD includes obsessions/compulsions, while OCPD does not" THEN WHY IS IT CALLED OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE PERSONALITY DISORDER. Anyway probably less stupid but more confusing is the disorders beginning with the Schizo prefix. Schizophrenia - generally known as a psychosis disorder, also has negative symptoms like flat affect/anhedonia/etc. Schizoaffective - generally seem to be defines as schizophrenia in conjunction with a mood disorder. Schizotypal PD - generally lacks hallucinations or delusions, but still have negative symptoms and "odd beliefs" that may not align with reality. Schizoid personality disorder: this one's just social it's literally just social. Also one of the core diagnostic criteria is asexuality (or some places say "lack of interest in sexual relationships" like can we please just redo this whole shit. Also schizoid USED to be synonymous with schizophrenia but now it refers to the more social disorder. (it's a little funny when ppl try to use "schizoid" as an insult similar to psychotic bc it's much closer to saying antisocial.) WAIT I FORGOT ASPD.... CRIME DISORDER tho that's more diagnosis than name. Personality disorder names/diagnoses are just a mess we gotta start over (also in other countries personality disorders have been like re categorized with new names in the International Classification of Diseases, being more... Umbrella terms now?? It's something idk) sorry for this long fuckin rant I gt fixated on Schizoid personality disorder bc Mental Illness and now my brain is full of ????

signed cause that was some TRUE SHIT you said!!!!

[fezcco]

JAREN LEWISON for FAULT MAGAZINE Photography by Raen Badua

[theplatinumcritter]

The best part of this whole episode is Taliesin roasting himself while also Ashton and Percy are not all that different,two sides of a same coin in some ways

[toffoliravioli]

very much rooting for burky to start a record and go on a stanley cup tour and win one with every new team he's on

[dogwittaablog]

“i think he’s shy” well i think everyone is gay.

mood.

[agni-ashes]

oh i forgot! update on me watching wwdits: finished s4e6 yesterday and *cue cackling* marwa is so cute i love her. go off, the djinn!! do whatever you want!! this is YOUR world, the rest of them are just living in it. you’re hot and desi and so you can do whatever the fuck you want!! jesus christ he’s hot. N E WAIS. moving on, the djinn making marwa like whatever nandor likes… i knew immediately he’d find a way to turn it to do smth will guillermo.. LMAOOO. marwa peppering guillermo’s face with kisses. this is what nandor feels about guillermo. “you’re my best… man” ok bro ok sure stop your denial my man Please. absolutely hilarious. najda and the baron. and then lazlo and the baron. good for them. good for them. going back to the beginning of the episode i’m NOT OVER guillermo losing his extremely tested patience and screaming!!! like. GOOD FOR YOU. GOOD FOR YOU. and then destroying a wholeass room. AS HE SHOULD!!! yeah i’m done now (no i’m not)

GUILLERMO’S OUTFIT AT THE WEDDING DEAR GODDDDD IM DOWN BAD GOOD FOR YOU MY MAN GOOD FOR YOU!! how tf if nandor so stupid

[chie-thinks-what-to-draw]

Rage, rage against the dying of the light

[new-york-no-shoes]

Dare i say…Taylor’s on her vigilante shit again

[tolerateit]

meg egg leg beg greg peg reg

[pflanzidiezimmerpflanze]

"One tbsp of almond liqueur! :)" *puts it in and downs the rest*

[bigfatbreak]

Birds of a Feather previous / next

[warpedpuppeteer]

"Eddie was never gay". Eddie worked in the dispatch building and immediately got into a petty passive aggressive territory bitch fight with Josh, the other gay man in the team. Gay recognises gay <3