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Finale (part 2)
THIS IS THE BIG ONE YâALL thanks for all the swamp link support, these have been so fun to write :) there will be a little third part, sort of an epilogue to all the cult stuff.
Warnings: uh. Blood, injury, violence, some creepiness, some body horror... I think thatâs all. Stop looking at me like that.
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Link was marched back up through the hallways, up too many stairs and past too many rooms. The hallways were strangely empty now that he thought about it, and Link swallowed, dearly hoping things would go well. He felt more hopeful with the possible support from the consorts, but that didnât mean he wasnât worried everything could still go wrong.
And on top of it all, he suddenly felt extremely homesick.
Link closed his eyes and thought of home. It felt like ages since heâd last floated around in the cool water around his house, dappled sunlight reflecting off the pond, the soft hum of insects and laughter of his siblings in his ears.
He really hoped heâd get to do that again someday.
...He hoped Rilla would get to do it at all.
A door opening pulled him from his thoughts, and his guards brought him into the room that heâd been in for the first ceremony. Faye was waiting for him once again, wearing fancier clothes then when heâd last seen her, pale green with a few gems here and there. Simple, but elegant, just enough to show she was in charge. Link didnât care in the slightest and glared daggers at her as he entered, but he didnât otherwise fight, and Faye looked at him consideringly.
âHas the Hero finally accepted his role?â she asked, and Link stiffened, then gave her a single nod.
Just not in the way you think, witch.
She smiled. âExcellent.â Coming forward, she took his upper arm, her fingernails stinging where they pressed into his skin. âWe shall proceed with the public half. All you have to do is stay still,â she said in a reassuring voice that wasnât reassuring at all.
Then the curtain opened and Link was brought out for the last time.
He tried not to shake as nerves took hold of him again, not helped by the crowd below. He nearly had to be dragged forward by the guards and Faye, and then was pushed to his knees, his outfit rippling around him. Fayeâs hand landed on his shoulder to keep him there, and she began blabbing about how glorious this was and how pleased Farore would be and other stupid stuff like that.
Link didnât waste energy listening to her spiel, and focused on the crowd, even though it was terrifying. He tried to find Rilla, or the few faces she had described as definitely being on their side, but the lighting made everything more difficult.
All he saw were endless green robes that looked like blood in the light from the sunset.
A cold hand suddenly took his chin, and Link snapped back to attention, unable to stop himself from flinching. Faye had been the one to turn his head, and she dipped her fingers in a small bowl that an assistant offered to her. Link tried not to recoil when he realize it was the woman whoâd grabbed and kissed him mere days ago, but fortunately she stayed back from him. He couldnât help his flinch when her eyes flicked to his though.
He thought she mightâve smiled.
Green coated Fayeâs fingertips when she withdrew them from the bowl, and she grinned as she leaned closer to Link and traced her fingers around one of his eyes, cold paint marking what felt like three circles around it.
âAnd now the Beginning,â she said with barely-contained glee, facing the crowd again as the sun finally set, the room going dim apart from the light from the torches on the wall. âWe will return with the Heroâs glorious courage!â
The crowd roared, and despite his shaky legs, Link was turned around and escorted away again.
Itâs up to you now, Rilla.
Link did his best to put on a brave face as they went out into the hallway, and then up several flights of stairs, to what he guessed was the very top of the temple. They entered a small room with delicate designs on the walls, leaves and wisps of wind that turned into vines and back to wind again in an effortless pattern.
Several more women were already inside as they entered, but apart from them, the room itself was oddly empty. Link craned his neck in order to look around, then saw a stone in the center of everything. Faye walked forward and pressing her hand to it, and sang a short song with no words, her voice surprisingly melodic.
The rock slid backwards as she finished, and a spiraling staircase was revealed underneath, Faye turning with a smile.
âAfter you, Hero.â
Fear lodged in his chest like an arrow, and Link made sure to roll his eyes as exaggeratedly as possible to hide it. He wasnât supposed to be taken somewhere else, Rilla had planned to come find him in this room the moment she could.
How was she going to help him now?
Before Link could even try and think of a plan, he was pushed forward, and the group began to descend the stairs. His guards remained at the top, and they slid the rock back over the entrance, bathing them all in darkness. Lanterns were lit with greenish flames, and they started to walk.
The steps curved around in a spiral just tight enough that Link couldnât see what was up ahead, and the walls echoed with the sound of their footsteps on the stone. Link looked at the walls, surprised to see green rocks veined in them, softly glowing and lending an eerie light to everything. It maybe wouldâve been beautiful under different circumstances.
It felt like they went down those stairs for hours, and Link tried not to shiver as the air grew colder, goosebumps forming on his skin. He had the urge to shiver for a different reason as well though, and he swallowed, wondering how he was going to get out of this.
All he had was the dagger Rilla had given him, and his own wits.
And courage, he thought sarcastically.
His feet finally reached the last step, and he saw a cavern stretched out in front of them, more green stones providing a faint light apart from the lanterns the women carried. Link saw several branching paths that they couldâve taken, but he was marched towards the biggest one, and then taken through so many turns he could barely keep track of them.
He dragged his feet when he could, but the womenâs grip on his upper arms was so tight it was painful. Even if he went completely limp, he was still dragged along just as quickly as before.
Man, what do they feed these people?
Finally they turned a corner, and came to a wide cave, a thin hole in the ceiling where moonlight was just starting to shine through. It lit up the small underground river beside it, the water more clear than any Link had ever seen.
And in the middle of the cave, a stone platform that looked just big enough for Link to lie down on.
Link dug his feet in, refusing to go another step, but he was dragged forward anyway. Changing tactics, he began to thrash wildly, jutting out his elbows and kicking anyone within reach of him. He wasnât going down without a fight, he wasnât.
âHm. Perhaps you havenât accepted your fate as much as we thought,â Faye said, and merely watched as Link was dragged up to the rock, kicking and letting out muffled yells through the cloth. âMaybe someday youâll learn.â
Link snatched for his dagger, but before he could grab it, he was pushed down, and then ropes were tied around him, wrists, ankles, waist, keeping him still. Link thrashed against them anyway, his breath coming in quick pants, and then suddenly Fayeâs cold fingers were on his chin again.
âPeace, Hero. As soon as I have your Courage and spirit, it will all be over,â she soothed. âI doubt the process will kill you, so thereâs nothing to worry about. Youâll barely be aware of anything once itâs done. Youâll be able to rest.â
I donât want any of that! Link tried to scream, but all that made it out was a muffled cry.
Faye patted his cheek that sheâd slashed the very first day heâd come here. âYour spirit will sustain us much longer than a normal Hylianâs. Finally we will be able to serve Farore forever.â
Link stared at her in horror, and she smiled.
âLet us begin.â
She stepped back and raised a hand, and the other women whoâd come with her began to softly sing, gathered in a loose circle around Link. Faye stayed in the center with him as a layer of harmony joined, and the hair on Linkâs neck rose at the eerie song.
The moonlight kept inching along the floor, already lighting up his feet and legs. The singing continued, a repetitive, discordant thing, and Link watched the moonlight continue to creep up his body.
Faye raised her hands once it reached his waist, and smiled.
âFarore, greatest of the three, we thank you for your provision. Youâve gifted us many courageous spirits, but this one is by far your greatest boon. Thank you for sending us your life-giving Hero,â Faye grinned, a manic look entering her eyes.
She leaned over Link as the tempo of the song quickened, and Link froze as their eyes met, hers shining with something ancient and terrifying.
âThe Hero is ours. His Courage is ours. We now take it for ourselves,â she nearly hissed, and pressed her palm to Linkâs chest.
A feeling so cold that it burned hit Linkâs middle where her hand was pressed, and he let out a muffled cry, jerking where he was tied up. The triangles on his hand lit up, and the burning ice crept deeper into his body, burrowing straight into his soul like a worm in an apple.
Link thrashed with everything he had, and desperately wiggled his arm, trying to get the dagger to loosen where heâd stashed it. If he could just get it to slide down where he could grab itâ
A tugging feeling hit his chest, and Link let out another muffled cry, sweat beading at his brow.
Somebody, pleaseâ
The song grew louder, and Fayeâs hand lit up in green, her expression intense as she worked. Her hand flexed, Linkâs arm spasmed, and with a burst of pain, something felt like it was ripped out of him.
Link let out a cry, the mark on his hand flashing before it abruptly went dull.
The song went silent as Faye leaned back, her eyes wild, and when she lifted her hand, there was a golden triangle floating quietly above it.
âFinally,â she breathed, an ecstatic laugh bubbling out of her. âFinally!â
Link had fallen limp, faintly trembling with pain as she laughed, feeling drained and sick. Something about his shaking shifted his sleeve though, and Link felt the dagger brush down his arm.
His heart skipped a beat, and he weakly twisted his hand, managing to grab the knife before it clattered to the floor.
âHis courage is ours!â Faye laughed in triumph, and the circle of women around her cheered wildly as Link began to saw. The angle was terrible, and already his wrist hurt where he nicked himself, but he had to get loose somehow.
Faye said something else, but Link was focused intently on getting himself free and had stopped listening. It didnât matter to him, and he didnât care.
But it was impossible not to notice when she put her hands around the triangle, and golden light poured through her fingertips, nearly blinding Link.
She continued to laugh, her eyes glowing, and a terrible sound went through the cave, thrumming and tearing and reshaping flesh. Faye cackled with glee, and Link watched, horrified as her body twisted and cracked, the magic changing her form. There was a shine of sickly green, and all he could do was stare at the abomination Faye had become.
His first thought was a snake, due to the sharp green scales that now covered most of her body, but she still had her arms and legs, and a huge tail, with spikes and fur. When she turned her head to look at him, her face was more like a twisted version of a wolf or a monkey or something Link couldnât even describe.
The only thing that was the same were her eyes, the same deadly green as before, but twice as big now with slits for pupils, almost hypnotic as they stared at Link.
The other women whoâd joined her fell to their knees as she stepped forward, faces a mix of awed and horrified. Link sawed as fast as he could, and held back a frantic noise as her face moved mere inches from his own, fangs glinting in the light.
Faye stared at him, and something deeply hungry lit in her eyes, something there more terrifying than anything Link had gone through here so far.
âNow for his courageous spirit,â she hissed.
She raised one of her clawed hands, but that was right when Link finally snapped the rope around his wrist. He surged forward, slashing the dagger at her nose, and Faye howled, reeling back as Link quickly sawed at the other ropes holding himself down.
âLink!â Faye roared, and Link snapped the last of the ropes and ran.
His legs nearly fell out from under him on the first step, but somehow he managed to recover enough not to completely fall. Faye surged after him, and it was only due to her size that she didnât manage to grab him as he scrambled around a corner.
Green magic grazed his head, shot by one of the other women, and Link ducked as more followed it. He ripped off the cloth over his mouth as he ran, panting as he tore off the most constricting pieces of jewelry as well. He had no clue which direction heâd come from, and no idea how to get back up to the temple.
Right now, his only goal was to survive.
Faye howled angrily behind him, and Link sprinted through the caves. His hand ached sharply along with his chest, but he couldnât stop moving, not now. Maybe if he could get to the river again, he could follow it out of here? It was better than nothing.
The caves were dark without a lantern, only the green stones lighting his path. Link tripped several times, nearly falling on his face, but when he heard Faye roar, that always managed to get him back on his feet.
Suddenly there was a wall in front of him, and Link scrambled to a stop, staring in horror at the dead end. He whirled around, but Faye had already caught up to him, and she swung a massive claw, catching his bare shoulder.
Link was knocked backwards with a cry, pain tearing up his back, and he barely managed to twist himself around so he didnât land on his injured side. Something swung at his face, and Link scurried out of the way as Fayeâs tail slammed into the wall beside him.
Pieces of rock fell on his head, and Link hurriedly slashed the dagger he still had across her foot.
Faye made an angry noise, coiling her tail up, and Link pounced, jabbing his weapon near her side. She snarled and threw him off, and Link lost his grip on the dagger, the weapon clattering off into a tiny place between two large rocks.
He was now weaponless.
Link flung himself behind a pointy rock that was sticking up from the ground, pressing himself back into the corner it made. Faye grabbed for him, but she couldnât quite reach in where heâd wedged himself.
He kicked a foot out at her claws as she grabbed for him, and she drew back with an angry hiss.
âLink... come on out,â she crooned, reaching for him again before pulling back, and pacing around in front of his hiding place. âItâll all be over so quickly... youâll be at peace. No more worries, no more fear...â
Link panted as he tried to feel how bad his shoulder was, scrabbling further back into his corner. A small, terrified part of him wondered if giving up really would be better, less painful, but then he looked at his hand, at the faint triangles still marked there.
Zeldaâs face appeared suddenly in his memory, her warm smile, intelligent eyes. The warmth he felt when their hands touched, the fear when theyâre been separated, and Link clenched his hand into a fist as he remembered she needed him.
Just like Rilla. Just like the swamp. Just like Hyrule.
He wouldnât give up.
Not now, not ever.
âLink... come here dear boy, itâs not so bad...â Faye continued to urge, voice silky-smooth.
Link fought back the urge to reply with something snarky, and took his hand off his shoulder, wincing at the blood staining it. He wiped it on his clothes and crept forward in the shadows, trying to figure out exactly where Faye was looking. Then he yanked a particularly shiny bracelet from his wrist, and tossed it as far as he could.
It clattered loudly, and Fayeâs head snapped back to look at it. Link was already running, and he bolted out from his hiding spot and back out into the cave system.
Faye howled, enraged when she noticed his trickery, and Link allowed himself a grin as he ran. Sure he was in bad pain and honestly pretty terrified, but she hadnât gotten her hands on him yet.
Faye suddenly gained on him, and he began taking random turns, trying to find the river again. It had to be here somewhere.
This place was truly a maze, nearly impossible to navigate. Despite how fast Link went, taking random turns and weird routes, Faye continued to gain on him, her eyes malicious.
Link stumbled suddenly as pain stung through his injured shoulder, and though it was only a moment, Faye closed in on him. Her tail swung out, and Link knew he wouldnât be able to dodge.
It smacked into him, hitting Link like a tree trunk, and sent him flying into an entirely different cave. His stomach slammed into a rock, and he fell with a gasp, pain shooting up his middle as well as his shoulder as he rolled to a stop.
Laughter distantly rang in his ears, and Link painfully dragged himself to his knees, coughing as he tried to regain his breath. His chest ached like mad, his shoulder stung, and he had to blink several times to clear his vision.
And once he did, he stared.
The cave before him wasnât green like all the others had been, but rather, a gentle blue. A soft gurgle of water revealed the start of the underground river heâd seen earlier, a spring in the corner bubbling, but what caught Linkâs attention was where the blue light was coming from.
A small, raised platform of rock stood in the center of the cave, and plunged into it was a softly glowing sword.
Link stood on shaking legs, oddly transfixed by the sight, but then he heard a bellowing roar behind him and broke into a hurried limp. Maybe he shouldâve been a little more wary, but he didnât care what the deal was with the fancy glowing sword.
It was a weapon, and he really needed one of those.
Faye crashed around the corner into the cave he was in, and Link gave her only a single glance as he reached the dais, her catlike eyes fixed on him. She howled, and Link scrambled up to the dais, ignoring every part of him that hurt, and put a hand on the hilt.
âNO!â Faye shrieked, and Link yanked the sword out with all the strength he had left, light shining around him.
Then turned and blocked a blow that would have taken off his arm.
A strange sense of rightness shot through Link as he swung the sword, his heart pounding as something sang in his chest. Suddenly his whole body felt lighter, his injuries brushed to the back of his mind, and Link pushed against Fayeâs claws, forcing her to step back.
âYou fool, how dare you?!â she screeched, and Link ignored her and ran forward, prepared to do what he had to.
Faye recoiled from the sword as he raised it, nostrils flaring with rage, and Link managed a cut on her leg. That seemed to make her regain her senses, and she turned around to snap at him with her fangs.
âI donât need you in one piece to take your spirit,â she snarled, eyes blazing as she narrowly missed his leg.
âWell I donât care how many pieces you end up in,â Link shot back, glad he managed to avoid a tremble in his voice. He leapt backwards from her teeth, and swung the fancy sword at her claws. âUnless you wanna just give up now and let me go?â
âNever,â she spat.
Link shrugged as he secured his new sword to his belt, even though the movement hurt. âHave it your way.â
And he leapt into the river.
He couldnât hear Fayeâs screech as he plunged into the frigid water, and the current pushed him forward with a sudden surge, Link tumbling this way and that.
He was much more fond of soft currents and still ponds, if he was being perfectly honest. Rivers werenât really his thing, especially with the way the cold of this one was already leeching the energy from his bones. But he swam on, trying to direct himself at least a little.
He had the beginnings of an idea. He only hoped it would work.
On the bright side of things, the water was so clear that wherever moonlight happened to be shining on it he could see exactly where he was going. Link popped his head up once to suck in a breath, and heard Faye screech somewhere way too close.
He ducked back under and kept swimming.
He wasnât sure how far he should go, but he kept floating along, the river pushing him at a quick pace. The current kept increasing, and Link suddenly bumped a rock, gasping as he injured side was scraped.
Water entered his lungs with his gasp, and Link quickly pushed out of the water, hitting the ground with a jarring thump. His limbs were so cold he had to fight to move them, and he coughed out the water heâd inhaled, damp hair falling in his face.
Link sucked in a ragged breath, then struggled to stand. He was sure Faye was right behind him, and he needed to move, even if it hurt.
But... he was exhausted.
Link fell limp for a moment, and coughed again, feeling his injuries rather intensely. The sword heâd tucked in his belt seemed to warm a little at the thought, and Link brushed a trembling hand over it, taking some deep, steady breaths. Then he managed to find the strength to stand.
He looked around where heâd ended up, and blinked, the walls actual walls and not just cave any more. The part of river heâd just crawled out of had stones set on its edge, and Link realized he must be somewhere in the bottom of the actual temple again. There were jars and buckets by the wall... maybe this was where they got their water?
Suddenly the monster that Faye had become exploded out of the cave where the river flowed from, and Link scrambled backwards as she stared at him with blazing eyes.
âYou think you can escape me?â she growled, stepping closer to him and blocking him from the stairs heâd seen. Linkâs back hit the wall. âIâve taken courageous spirits for longer than youâve been alive, Link. I will not be denied my prize. The Hero is mine.â
âAm not,â Link said, then ran forward and slashed at her chest.
Faye snarled, swinging at him with her claws and tail, but Link ducked under them, only getting a little nicked. He ran around her and jabbed at her side, and while she screeched in pain, he turned and bolted up the stairs as quickly as he could with his freezing limbs.
Faye crashed up the stairs behind him, enraged noises following her, and Link gasped past his injuries, pushing himself as fast as he could go.
Thatâs it... follow me...
Finally he reached the top, and he ran down the hallway, Faye right behind him. Her claws pulled at the carpet below him, but Link managed to stay on his feet, trying to figure out where he was. If he was where he thought he was, he just needed to go to the hallway up ahead and take a left.
If he wasnât caught first.
Faye howled, right on his heels, and Link skidded around a corner, nearly wiping out. He regained his balance and kept going, but suddenly Faye was right beside him, her powerful tail raised.
It swung forward and Link ducked, but he was too slow with his injuries, and her tail clipped him as it slammed into the wallâ
(...)
Earlier
Rilla watched, silent in the crowd as Mistress finished with her speech, and Link was prodded to his feet and promptly escorted out of the presentation room. His face was remarkably calm, thought she could see the worry hidden in his eyes.
Sheâd tried to catch his eye during the ceremony, but hadnât managed to do it, the light too uncertain, tall people in her way.
She was... really worried for him. The idea of Link becoming like the other men whoâd had their courage taken from them terrified her. Whether they were related or not, he was her friend, and she felt responsible for him being here at all, even if she hadnât specifically been the one to kidnap him. And she had so many questions to ask him still, and things she wanted to know, and to truly figure out if they were siblings or if she was just imagining things.
She had to help him. She had to help everyone.
The pressure threatened to get to her again, but Rilla shook it off, swallowing as the door closed behind Link. She couldnât lose her focus. Even if it was her brother in danger.
Link only had until moonrise, which meant she needed to act fast.
Rilla looked around as they all began to sing, an old tune she actually enjoyed under normal circumstances. She met eyes with the handful of people near her who knew what was going on, and swallowed.
Now or never.
Rilla slipped her way through the crowd, until she was at the base of the platform where Mistress and Link had stood. Before anyone could realize and stop her, Rilla began scrambling up the vines that grew thick on the stone, ignoring a shout when someone noticed her.
The song faltered as she climbed, more people noticing her and calling out in confusion, but most of them kept singing. Rilla finally pulled herself over the edge, and looked out at the sea of green, her heart hammering in her chest.
âSisters!â she shouted right at a pause in the music, and the song stopped, the heads that hadnât already been looking at her doing so now. âPlease listen to me!â
âSister Linkle, get down from there immediately!â a guard demanded, and Rilla shook her head.
âLinkle, what are you doing?â someone else called.
âCome down!â
Rilla straightened and ignored the shouts, taking a deep breath.
âMy name isnât Linkle. Itâs Rilla,â she said, and several gasps went up. âAnd Iâm standing up here to tell you that everything weâve been doing here... itâs wrong.â
An uproar went up before sheâd even fully finished speaking, and Rilla swallowed as she saw multiple guards start to move towards her.
âPlease hear me out!â she begged, and the ruckus died a little. Rilla quickly thanked Farore that sheâd always been fairly popular among the group. âThe Hero, Link, he opened my eyes. He helped me see that our leader cares nothing for us, that her teachings only serve to give her more power. Power over us. Weââ
âLinkle, youâve gone crazy!â someone shouted, and she was joined by several others.
âHow could we be doing wrong? Mistress always guides us right!â
âBut remember when the Hero said that stuff the other day? Maybeââ
âHow could Mistress do something like that? Weâre her faithful!â
âPlease, search your hearts!â Rilla shouted over the clamor. âThink of all the things that Mistress has done to us! Sons youâve lost, husbands torn away from you, punishment for even the smallest of mistakes! Sheâs done nothing but oppress us, just so that she can have power, and the Hero, all to herself!â
A sharp murmur ran through the crowd, and someone hesitantly shouted. âBut Mistress says sheâll share the Heroâs courage!â
Rilla shook her head. âShe wonât. Maybe with her inner circle, but not us. And Link is my friend,â she said firmly, a hand over her heart. My brother. âHeâs trying to save Hyrule, and stop Dinâs Chosen from overwhelming us all. If we truly believe in Farore, and Link, then weâll let him do his duty, and support him as he does it. Not steal him away like cowards, hoarding him just for our own.â
The crowd had quieted, and even the guards had paused in their mission to silence her.
âWouldnât you believe the Hero himself over Mistress?â Rilla added after a moment of quiet. âIf we take his courage, then how will we use it? As Link would have done, protecting all the life that Farore created? Or in squandering, selfish ways? Who do we follow? Mistress, or Farore and her champion?â
The room went deathly quiet as they considered her question, and Rilla looked out at the people sheâd grown up with, that sheâd known all her life, family, in various ways.
âI follow Farore,â a voice suddenly spoke up, and Rilla turned to see one of Linkâs earlier guards step forward. âIf she wills it to have Mistress over us then thatâs none of my business, but I agree that Mistressâs choices arenât always... agreeable.â
She swallowed as she spoke, but there were considering nods around her.
âThe hero spoke to me as well. I follow my goddess above all else,â she continued. âBut if our leader goes against that, then maybe... maybe she shouldnât be our leader.â
âBut Mistress was placed above us by the goddess,â someone else spoke up, a girl Linkle knew fairly well. âWould she really make such a mistake?â
âNot if Mistress was lying about being chosen,â Rilla declared.
Several faces below her looked considering, but then a woman with golden hair shoved her way forward, brows drawn.
âYou all are crazy! How can you believe Linkle, we all know sheâs made dozens of grievances! Most of us saw her punishment a moon ago, youâre going to listen to her? Sheâs always been a disobedient fool, how should this be any different?â she shouted, and a murmur of agreement went through the area where she was standing.
âSheâs only trying to take Mistressâs place,â another added. âGrabbing power!â
âIâll bet she did something wrong and just wants to avoid punishment!â
âWhat proof do we have that Mistress is doing wrong anyways?â
âBut what sheâs saying makes sense! What ifââ
âHow can weââ
âI think sheâs rightââ
âBut the Heroâ!â
The murmurs grew to roars, and Rilla stepped back, unsure of what to do. Half of the room was glaring at her, the other half looking uncertainly in her direction, and only a few scattered people in the crowd seemed to be giving her considering or agreeable looks.
âPlease, Link needs us, this isnât about me!â she begged, but the crowd had been lost to their arguing, and Rilla looked around in helplessness. Several guards resumed their journey towards her, and Rilla bit her lip, setting a hand on the dagger in her pocket.
Some of the girls sheâd convinced moved to block the path to the balcony, but Rilla knew it wouldnât work for long. What could she do? What should she do?
How could she ever explain her change of mind? How could she help them see, like Link had helped her see?
âHey! The girlâs right!â
Rillaâs head snapped up at the strangely deep voice, and to her shock she saw, standing in the doorway at the back of the room, several men.
Someone shrieked, and Rilla looked on in astonishment as nearly all the consorts came into the room, faces determined.
How..?
âListen, weâre not here to hurt anyone!â the man in front shouted as the crowd either recoiled or drew weapons and magic. âWe just want to leave, thatâs all. And the girl there is right. What youâre doing here is messed up, sheâs only trying to make you see your crazy practices for what they areâ crazy.â
The room was stunned into silence, and the man continued.
âLook. Link doesnât deserve all your insanity over him, heâs just a kid. A special one maybe, but does that mean you need to rip what makes him him out of him?â he asked, and Rilla couldnât help her smile at Linkâs name. Somehow he must have reached them. âItâs terrible. Iâve seen the aftermath. And if you really care about your Hero so much, youâd save him from this!â
âLiam?â someone asked quietly, and a woman pushed her way through the crowd. Rilla didnât remember her name, but she recalled her appearance, light hair and soft brown eyes.
The manâs face brightened. âLiana!â
They moved hurriedly towards each other, but a group of women blocked them, weapons and magic held at the ready.
âYouâre going to listen to men?â Frida exclaimed in disgust as she stepped forward, and the women whoâd previously been nodding along looked suddenly nervous.
âThis is too far!â someone else shouted, and to Rillaâs great distaste, Felene shoved her way to the front, face furious. âLinkle wants to wreck everything Mistress has built for us! She wants men to run rampant through our home!â
âI only want us to be free!â Rilla shouted back. âI want us to be able to choose to leave here if we want! And that includes the consorts!â
âThey belong to Farore, and therefore us,â Frida replied sharply.
âWe donât belong to anyone!â one man shouted, looking furious, and threw a rock at Frida.
It hit her arm, and while it was a small rock and probably didnât do more than sting a little, it was the straw that broke the camelâs back.
The tension erupted and a wave of women surged towards the consorts, most of whom had nothing to defend themselves with. Some of the women went to their defense, others began fighting their way towards where Rilla stood, and the room soon dissolved into pure chaos, weapons clashing, shouts and cries, sparks of magic bursting into the air.
Rilla looked around in dismay, a small part of her knowing this would happen, but still not sure what to do. The curtain at her back moved, and Rilla whirled around to see Frida and two others step towards her, faces grim. Somehow they must have gotten up and around to the other door.
âLinkle, this is a grave offense,â Frida snapped, thin blade drawn. âYouâll be lucky if the only thing Mistress orders is lashes for you after this, how dare you betray us in such a way?â
âIâm trying to free us all,â Rilla replied, stepping back. âI donât want to fight, but if you leave me no choice I wonât hesitate.â
âTell those who listened to you to back down,â Frida demanded, and Rilla shook her head.
âI couldnât stop them. This has been a long time coming, Frida. Youâve just been too busy taking to realize that those youâre taking from have had enough.â
Fridaâs face turned enraged, and Rilla quickly leapt off the balcony, grabbing the vines on the edge. She really didnât want to fight anyone she didnât have to. Yes there was anger in her heart, anger that had been building for a long time with every scar and punishment and pressure that had been heaped on her, but Rilla knew it wouldnât help. She wouldnât gain any peace from it.
That was one true thing sheâd learned here at least. Vengeance wasnât the way.
Rilla clambered down the vines and leapt straight into the chaos, trying to reach the edge of the room. She didnât want to leave everyone fighting like this, but she had to get to Link. She would try and gather a few others to go help him, and desperately ignore the part of her that was already thinking she was taking too long, that it might already be too late for himâ
âLinkle,â someone said, and she looked to see Felene running for her, her face a scowl. âI always knew you were a troublemaker.
âAt least I donât assault people,â Rilla said coldly, and Felene paused, twirling her weapon.
âDonât be ridiculous. Mistress said whateverâs left of the Hero after the ceremony could be mine,â Felene smiled with a smug look. âHeâs to be my Match. Therefore I can do whatever I want to him.â
âHeâs not anyoneâs to possess,â Rilla snapped, rage surging over her. âNo less you.â
Felene scoffed. âHeâs Faroreâs gift, and mine to own. Youâll never understand, Linkle. You donât deserve your name.â
âThatâs all as well since it isnât really mine,â Rilla said, and Felene rolled her eyes, then paused, her scowl turning into a sudden grin.
âOh look at that. Moonrise,â she laughed, and Rilla looked up in horror at the moonlight spilling in through the ceiling. If the moon was already high enough to reach in here, then Link...
âItâs already done,â Felene grinned, then charged forward.
Rilla jumped back, avoiding the swipe from her sword, mind whirling. It couldnât be too late for Link, it couldnât. She wouldnât believe it until sheâd seen it with her own eyes.
Felene nearly took off her arm, and Rilla bit back a curse. She really wished sheâd grabbed her own blade, but since she wasnât on guard duty for the night she wasnât supposed to carry it. And sheâd been trying to stay low profile.
Great plan, Rilla, she thought as the sword came dangerously close to slicing off her nose. Very clever.
She ducked under another swipe, then pulled her dagger out, blocking Feleneâs blade from taking off her head. Felene wasnât much of a swordswoman, but she had the advantage of a much better weapon. Not to mention much more reach.
Rilla yelped as her arm got cut, and she pressed a hand to it as blood welled, glaring at Felene. Felene only smirked and pressed her attack, and Rilla blocked another strike, glaring at her.
They fought right in the middle of everything, arguing and shouts ringing around them. Rilla could see in her peripheral several women trying to stop the worst of the fighting, but it didnât look like they were getting anywhere.
Just like she wasnât getting anywhere.
Rilla growled as Felene blocked yet another strike, unable make any headway. Link was counting on her, and she was wasting too much time on this useless fight!
Felene was clever though, and blocked every attempt for Rilla to just run past her, keeping her on her toes and unable to get away. It was infuriating, and Rilla seriously considered just taking a sword from someone else standing around her.
At least sheâd managed a few hits on Felene. They were fighting faster now, both trying to gain the upper hand, and Rilla gritted her teeth and ignored the pain in her arm as she blocked and struck and swiped her dagger.
âGet out of my way!â she snapped, and Felene only laughed, swinging at her head.
Then a strange noise suddenly echoed through the hall, loud enough to be heard over the clamor.
The battle seemed to freeze, confusion appearing on several faces. Rilla stopped and looked around, as did Felene, trying to figure out where the noise had come from. It had almost sounded like a wolf, but... strange. And why would there be any animals in here? It didnât make sense.
The sound rang out again, louder, and the crowd shifted uneasily, exchanging glances and fearful looks.
There was a rather heavy pause.
And suddenly a tremendous crash sounded out, and the wall on the balcony seemed to explode.
The rich green curtain tore as rock from part of the wall went flying outwards, and screams went up. The crowd fled back, and Rilla gasped as a figure clothed in green went flying through the wall as well, before landing on the balcony in a heap.
Link lay on the ground, blooded and dirty and struggling to stand.
Rilla bolted, leaving Felene standing in shock behind her. Her heart pounded as she clutched her dagger, but before she could reach Link, two glowing eyes appeared from the broken wall.
Someone else screamed, and a huge creature stalked its way onto the balcony, one Rilla wasnât even sure she could describe. It was like a wolf had been mixed with a monkey and some sort of reptile, huge arms and legs and a thick-looking tail, and she pushed herself even faster as it stalked towards Link.
She didnât know what on earth had just happened, but she wasnât going to stand here and let her brother get eaten.
âFine... let them watch,â the beast suddenly growled, and Rilla did a double take at the familiar voice. Mistress?! âThey deserve to see my power. To know I rule over them. To see your spirit placed where it belongs.â
âLink!â Rilla shouted, and he struggled his way to his knees.
Rilla reached the base of the balcony and once again began to climb, nearly missing handholds in her haste. She couldnât see what was happening from here, but she could hear it.
âWatch now!â Mistressâs voice laughed, but suddenly it turned to an enraged cry.
The sound of a sword hitting something rang out, and Rilla dragged herself to the edge, just in time to see Link bracing a sword against Mistressâs huge claws, sweat dripping down his face.
He grunted as he was pushed back, and Rilla ran forward, bracing her dagger against it as well. Link gave her a relieved glance, and they both pushed, Mistress glaring as she jumped away from Linkâs sword.
âLinkle,â she growled, and Rilla flinched at her sharp gaze. But she didnât back off, and tightened her grip on her weapon. âOf course youâre a part of this. Stop this foolishness at once, you know what the penalty is for such disobedience!â
âIâm done listening to you,â Rilla said, a tremble running through her. âYou donât rule me anymore.â
âI am your leader!â
âNo,â Rilla said with a swallow, and felt greatly comforted as Link stood beside her. âAnd my name isnât Linkle.â
Mistress let out a furious howl and lunged for them both, but Rilla and Link dodged. Linkâs movements were remarkably smooth despite how banged-up he looked, and he quickly moved in close again, striking with an aggressiveness that matched the determination in his eyes.
Rilla had to pull back when Mistressâs tail nearly slammed her into a wall, and she moved around to her blind spot, trying to get hits in while Link distracted the monster.
She was relieved he was okayâ well, not dead, anyway. He was in terrible shape, but he fought as well as anything sheâd seen before, and only occasionally faltered.
He really is the Hero.
Link and Mistress whirled around each other while Rilla did her best to help, Mistress swiping her claws only for Link to duck, Link swinging his sword and just barely missing Mistress.
After several small attacks that hadnât done much, Rilla finally noticed an opening, and she jumped, digging her weapon into Mistressâs huge tail. Mistress roared, and smacked her backwards with a claw before Rilla could dodge.
Pain hit her side, and Rilla hit the ground with a gasp, Link shouting something. She couldn't move for a second, stunned as she distantly heard Mistress laugh, then wrapped an arm over her side, relieved she didnât seem to be bleeding too badly.
It still hurt though, and she dragged herself to her feet, clutching her dagger. Somehow sheâd kept hold of it.
The hit had distracted Link, and he was mostly on the defensive now, casting panicked glances at Rilla. She met his eyes, then took a deep breath.
They had to end this.
Mistress was totally focused on Link, a fanged smile on her face, and Rilla wound her arm back before throwing her dagger with as much force as she could.
It slammed with a satisfying thunk into Mistressâs shoulder, and she snarled with rage, temporarily distracted from Link.
And he took his chance.
âEnough,â Link gasped, and drew back his sword, then plunged it into her chest.
Mistress screeched, the sound so loud that Rilla covered her ears. The monster reared back, blood dripping from her chest and mouth, and she fixed her eyes on Link and Rilla as her body began to glow.
Her face held pure fury, and Rilla stepped back as the glow began to brighten.
âCurse youâ curse you Link! Curse you both! May Farore bar you from peace the rest of your days!â she screamed, and then a blinding light shone from her. The sound of roaring wind accompanied it, and they covered their eyes.
Then it was silent.
Rilla cautiously looked back up, and blinked, the beast that Mistress had become completely gone. Nothing but blood and a few scales and tufts of fur were the only proof sheâd ever been there.
Apart from a small, golden triangle floating where she had stood.
Link breathed out before stepping towards it. He held out his hand, almost gently, and the triangle drifted over to him, before disappearing into his palm with a soft glimmer of light. The mark on his hand shone for a moment before dimming again, and Link looked at Rilla, his face dirtied and exhausted, but calm.
âHey,â he said in a bit of a croaky voice, and Rilla blinked back a sudden sting in her eyes.
âHey,â she greeted back shakily, and somehow they ended up in a hug.
Both of them were shaking, and injured and bleeding, and Rilla's nose was running because she was crying for some reason, but she didnât care, and neither did Link, apparently. Theyâd done it.
Mistress was gone.
...Rilla wasn't sure if she should be excited, or terrified.
She wiped her face, and Link smiled as they pulled back a little, but it was then that Rilla remembered the room full of people below, who had only half been able to see what had happened. She turned towards them, and Link took a deep breath before releasing her, and stepping out onto the balcony proper again.
The crowd gasped at the sight of him, bedraggled and covered in blood and dirt, using his sword as a makeshift support. Rilla moved to help him, but he waved her off, coughing once before shakily straightening, and looking at them all.
âHe drew the holy blade,â someone murmured reverently, and a whisper rushed through the crowd as more people noticed. Link glanced at his sword, and Rilla startled, not having realized just what heâd been holding before now.
When had Link picked up the Master Sword?!
Link waved a hand for silence, his face pleading, and the whispers stilled.
âYour... your leader is dead,â he began, and a ripple of shock passed through the crowd. âYou all saw that huge creature, heard her voice. That was your leader, Faye. And she was nothing more than a leech, sucking the life out of people, and using it for her own power. Which turned her into that.â
He took a moment to breathe in, and out.
âFaye was a fraud, a liar,â he continued. âPromising you peace and bringing only pain. Trapping you, murdering people, taking things she had no right to own. She was a monster, through and through. But you donât have to follow her anymore.â Link gestured outwards. âYouâre free to do whatever you want to, now. You can stay here, you can leave, you can join your families... all Iâm asking is that you donât follow in your old leaderâs footsteps. Follow Farore if you want, but honor the life she made. Donât abuse it.â
The crowd still stayed quiet, and Link looked at them, wiping a bit of blood off his lip.
âIâm not asking you this as the Hero,â he said more quietly. âBut as someone whoâs been just as hurt by this place as you have. Please. Do the right thing.â
A more uncertain silence followed his words, and Rilla moved to stand beside him, giving him a tired smile.
âThat sounds good to me,â someone said suddenly, and Rilla saw Liana step forward. âWe would honor the Hero by doing what he says.â
âI agree,â someone else spoke, and the guard of Linkâs who'd spoken earlier stepped forward. Fallison, Rilla thought. âThe Hero holds the holy blade. He was able to kill Faye with it. If that isnât a sign of Faroreâs displeasure with Mistress, I donât know what is.â
She gave a small bow, and Rilla smiled, feeling relieved as many others followed her in doing the same. Several refused, and even more looked unsure, but Rilla felt like they would warm up to the change. Those who had been most loyal to Mistress drew back with angered faces, but they were greatly outnumbered now, and weren't enough of a threat to be worrying.
âWe follow Farore. And I think we owe it to the Hero to make sure weâre truly following her, and not just Mistress,â a younger girl spoke up a little shyly.
âNo more following that crazy croneâs teachings!â one of the men shouted in glee, and the cry was echoed by most of the men and a few women as well.
The consorts looked elated, even with some of them injured, and several women came forward and joined them, mingling without fear. Rilla looked around, feeling lighter than she had in a long time as she watched the crowd begin to hesitantly celebrate, and smiled over at Link.
âWe did it,â she said, and he returned her smile.
âThink you did, mostly,â he said, then grunted, leaning more heavily on his sword.
Rilla startled, then realized just how pale he looked, blood coating his shoulder, sweat on his face.
â...And now, âthink âm gonna pass out,â he mumbled, and before Rilla could do anything, he pitched forward onto the ground.
#swamp link#legend of zelda au#legend of zelda#fic#loz oc#tw injury#tw blood#the body horror is so brief i don't think it needs much of a tag#anyway#writing from the floor#SO much thought went into this part it took me foreeeeeevvvvver#i had like four zelda wiki tabs open#but yeah LOOK AT MY KIDS GO!!!!
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I'm not saying my dad likes the Italian restaurant where we live. I'm just saying that, after weeks of complaining that his new electric car doesn't have enough battery life to make it here in one go, he's offering to come over for at least the weekend. Because I mentioned my wife had left the house long enough for one dog to get lonely (i.e. longer than 7 minutes). Did he ask whether she was gone for weeks or just popped out to get something from the post office? No, because that's not how you get artisanal pizza.

(Dog tax incl.)
I countered with the offer that he should, but take his grandkids, so they could run through the woods for the last few days that the Woods Activity Places are open.
I'm not sure if the sudden quiet is him reassessing if he likes the Italian place enough to drive 4+ hours with a 6-yo and a 4-yo, or if he's negotiating with my brother and SIL.
#the things we do for pizza#i love my family#the car would just need a half hour charge in the middle of the route to get here#so about the time to have a pee and snack break for two small kids#bro and SIL are a bit swamped with work and uni and kids and there's a week long school vacation where they are#so it's not even as if taking the kids off their hands for a weekend would go unappreciated#the wife incidentally also loves the Italian place#so I'm not even gonna get in trouble for this
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HELP someone needs to stop me from reading the vampire chronicles plot summaries. what do you mean armand gets marius to babysit for his adopted human children
#releasing this post from my drafts. i have so many iwtv drafts i dont wanna swamp you guys#iwtv#WHAT IS THIS SERIES. HELLOOOOOO#like im ngl it wld be sooooooo interesting to see marius and armand have some kind of civil relationship even in the show#if marius is going to be knocking about then he and armand are going to have to reconcile to an extent#(which! fucked up. armand shld get 2 kill the bastard. but it's still an interesting concept 4 him to not kill him&have to put up with him)#itd be fucked up for sure but yea. i can see it happening#but WHYYYYYYYYY WOULD YOU LEAVE YOUR KIDS WITH THE GUY. ARE U STUPID#he is stupid. but hes not that stupid good lord#me when the guy who has a penchant for turning kids into vampires turns my kids into vampires:#armandposting#thunder rambles
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Remembered the Iron John story and how I had that takeaway of "damn that kid's parents are shitty" so I went to read it again to see if it really was the case or my brain jumped to conclusions from reading so many fairy tales one after the other
they're not that bad textually but think about the implications and they are
anyway, there's a minor character at the start who asks to go in the forest that got forbidden because everyone who gets there never comes back, and when the king rightfully refuses, the guy insists that he'll do it because he doesn't care about fear. and then when arm rises from the swamp to take his dog, his reaction is to simply call three guys to help him empty the swamp, then captures the swamp man. There's no mention of him getting a reward and he's never to be seen again.
This feels like you could put the youth who went forth to learn what fear is in that guy's role, and now I think I'm gonna have to make an Iron John kid ocs. He and Shiv can become friends.
#ever after high#iron john main character be like 'id rather go with the dangerous swamp man than getting beaten'#and iron john being like 'damn I'm cursed to be some kind of swamp monster but even i can't just let that kid here'#'also once im uncursed I'll basically make him my heir. MY son now'#in my better ending the kid mentions iron john as his dad because it's actually him who gave him all the gifts he used to impress the king#also i find it very interesting that the princess actually has a personality here.#i mean it's a pushy lowkey entitled one but she's an actual character and you can easily works in an actual romance between her and the mc#everyone talking about the big grimm fairy tales meanwhile I'm here with my horror-comedy boy who wants to shiver#and my 'the swamp man is a better parent than the king and queen' one as favorites#also love the golden key one#not gonna tell the story for it just look it up if you don't know it
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anyone know some fun activities to do with a 4 year old without leaving the house
#we're both going insane in here bc the weather isn't really allowing us to just walk outside#and we were gonna go to the movies but the car that was gonna take us broke down yesterday and is in a shop now#i love this kid like crazy but for heavens sake we need something to do other than stacking blocks and pushing cars on the floor#me especially like. he's not even fuzzy or angry but i am getting increasingly bored and he needs to be doing something at all times#so i can't just. sit down and read or watch stuff on tv or embroider#because i have to be giving him attention and company#which of course i'll keep doing bc i want him to have fun but like. i NEED time for me or at least to do something we'll both enjoy#i'm running out of ideas#(context i guess. my little brother and i have an enormous age gap#my parents asked me to care for him for a couple weeks bc they're swamped with work so now here we are#like they're under the impression i am excellent with kids which is not true#i'm not bad at taking care of children but i'm not like. ecstatic or passionate about it#like i wouldn't ever think of pursuing a profession that involved childcare#but i'm trying my best rn#anyways ideas for fun things to do inside are appreciated
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boy the sudden outpour of angst ideas for larissa weems x reader in my brain got me weeping so bad i feel a fever coming on
#ALL YALL POSTING ABT FALLING OUT OF LOVE BUT MY BRAIN GOING 700 MILES FASTER AND 3000 YEARS FURTHER WITH A#the love was still there. it didnt change anything.#ABT READER LEARNING SHE'S DYIG SOON. BUT KNOWS LARISSA IS SWAMPED WITH NEVERMORE & DEALING WITH THE KIDS. AND SHE ALSO LOVES#HER NEVERMORE FAMILY SO MUCH. SHE CANNOT BEAR TO MAKE THEM SAD#AND BC LARISSA IS SO BUSY. SHE HASNT REALLY LOOKED @ HER WIFE. AND TO READER ITS JUST OKAY. AND CREATES A MINI VIDEO JOURNEY#AND LIKE. ITS JUST ALL THE LITTLE THINGS SHE LOVED TO DO WITH LARISSA. AND THE KIDS. AND OF LIFE U KNOW.#and its wonderful and sad and beautiful#but she's dying and she doesn't want anyone else to know; her family had gone the same way too and thats how she wants it to end#and its just. augh. not my brain adding more angst rn#where her one & only friend notices#and is the one bringing her to all her doctor's appointments (outside jericho ofc. she knows her wife would know the instant had she been#diagnosed there) and like. Larissa getting more and more suspicious of their outings and accuses r of infidelity#.......and at this point r is just. done. and lies.#and gets out of Larissa's life. and everyone's just. shocked & devastated#R leaves but also begs her friend to go away. because she's just counting her days at this point. and you know what#the kicker here is that they agree knowing this was the last act of kindness they could give her.#AND LARISSA STILL DOESNT KNOW.#and wouldnt have known until Wednesday had a vision of a phonecall that'll shatter her#........shit. im crying again haha#anyways i love cinematic orchestra's i built a home <3 it really gives me such the best angst storylines#personal.txt#clown.txt#mod lee speaks stuff#idea.txt#larissa weems#larissa x reader#larissa weems x reader#lee writes#lee writes stuff#my fic
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Really disappointed to find out there isn't a community of people writing geowizard fics where he does his exploration missions in fictional settings. We need to start putting that guy in situations. Make him cross the elden ring map in a straight line and somehow come out perfectly fine at the end. I want him crossing Night Vale without using any roads and cutting through the dog park and somehow coming out the other end unscathed. I want that man thrown into a minecraft server like hermitcraft or empires and running around them in the same style as his 'how not to travel' series. I want him choosing a random direction, walking into the countryside, and ending up in rosswood park. I want him playing geoguesser in the adventure time universe and being cracked at it. Do you see my vision.
#i understand he doesn't exactly have that kind of fandom but i think it's an untapped market#i personally would love to see this kind of trend emerge#it feels like what he deserves#he'd be fine. put him anywhere and he'd be fine#he wanders into the twelfth poison swamp in elden ring and goes 'oh you've got to be kidding me' in the same we he does the fallen trees#in the england mission. and then somehow just wanders out the other end unscathed anyways#staring into the endless desert in the dog park 'this could spell the end of the mission guys' and then he somehow gets out within the hour#in rosswood. post slenderman encounter. 'the locals weren't exactly the friendliest but i wasn't about to let that stop me' just keeps going#do you see my vision#man who could wander out of any situation with a smile on his face#he's just so happy to have the adventure that it gives him plot armor
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it actually baffles me that people think malenia was romantically involved with either gowry, a man who isnât even really a man but rather a rot pest and not to mention a person she has never met. or maleigh marais, a guy who is obsessed with her and quite literally has a shrine to her in his dining room with a massive portrait and several prosthetic arms and legs adorning the walls. like the guy is a loser and likes to jerk off over her old prosthesis. i feel like when we hand it to millicent sheâs going to asks why itâs all sticky
#she didnât give birth to the girls they spawned from the rot after she bloomed#as far as we know she doesnât even know they exist#honestly why is it such a hard concept to understand#people just really like the idea of malenia fucking that old shrimp guy i guess#and not once but 5 times according to them#âwell iâm the one who found herâ he says about millicent#'a mer babe in the swamp'#or something like that#which is an odd way of saying yes iâm her father and i made her#do these people think malenia went to war and was like hang on a sec i need to go quickly get pregnant and birth 5 kids and then ditch them#âi am of maleniaâs blood but in what capacity i know notâ#âi could be sister; daughter; or simply an offshootâ#(paraphrasing there a bit but itâs something along those lines)#millicents dialogue that seems to go over their heads#they have no trouble twisting the part about the pride and dignity bit but obviously switch off for the rest of what she says
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my lab is legitimately going on a field trip today and im so excitedâŚ
#weâre going to the swamp and also to the place where they make TabascoâŚ..#I feel like a kid againâŚ.#sef speaks
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I've said this before but the sheer amount of activities (either mandatory or extracurricular) for grade school students that involve standing around or exercising in shadeless fields in the summer with no immediate access to water is fucking ridiculous and a danger to health
#the uncountable number of times my peers and i clearly got heat exhaustion#but were told we were just being whiney...#with climate change it's going to get worse. no more pe in fields. put some fucking trees there#also i heard about what the band kids had to go through for marching camp in the summer#fucking insane#idk how it is now but back when i was in elementary school i lived in what was climate-wise supposed to be a swamp#and we weren't allowed to have our own water bottles#i think i almost got actual heat stroke several times#thinking about the times i would be nearly fainting and entirely incoherent by the time we were allowed to go back inside#seriously why did no adults think me talking gibberish and falling over was cause for concern
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I bring a sort of "Swamp Thing and Killer Croc should fuck" vibe to the Batman fandom that the Harley+Ivy fans don't like.
#okay i'm not really a huge batman fan#i have been reading some New52 bat family graphic novels I bought on clearance#i know monster fuckers are into swamp thing#harley is the wolverine of dc#joke#kidding#why so serious#where are the other drugs going#swear to me
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//A Happy birthday to Riversal, who, in true middle child fashion had his birthday forgotten last year so hopefully by shouting him out here I can get rid of the guilt that's been burdening me ever since ;w; Again, happy birthday to our little boy!! Asks ofc are open (Of all the siblings, I'm sure he'd appreciate them the most lmao) though I'm currently trying to focus on some older asks as well (When i'm not caught up in college and bighttown), so if it takes a second just know I'll get to you eventually!! Thank you~ :3
#||OOC||#{/been playing dark souls lately and man....}#{/blighttown is KICKING my ass though i kinda prefer it from a frustration point compared to the sewers??? just because I don't have to}#{/deal with getting cursed; poison IS annoying tho not a fucking nightmare like getting cursed dghdfbk}#{/i DO find myself wanting out a lot more; though}#{/like... the sewers were annoying and felt so STIFLING compared to the undead burg and firelink but this is just downright... ufffnngn}#{/just swamp}#{/nothing but blighttown}#{/nowhere to go}#{/nowhere to THINK about going}#{/and this ENTIRE time I can only think about getting out and ringing that bell and coming back so the crestfallen warrior will be proud of#{/me :')}#{/i'm not even kidding when i say im doing it solely for him at this point he made me happy when he actually seemed to brighten up a bit at#{/the first bell being rung and so I GOTTA DO IT}#{/HES ROOTING FOR ME}#{/im just rolling through here like 'MAN firelink is gonna be so refreshing after this' skgsdjfhkd}#{/that aside; ive also been playing parasite eve!! which i'll have to ramble about once i finish but chinatown... *crumples* either I need}#{/a guide or some grinding because GODDAMN}#{/I'm getting my ass beat!!}#{/also have been thinking about leonards Lord of Vermillion card and how it listed his defining character trait as just 'gay'}#{/no mention of kids. hes just gay lmao}#{/a HORRIBLE move but also kinda funny at the same time dgkhsdgh}
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genuinely felt like a swamp monster just now that was a ghastly amount of slip
#chesschats#i intended to write this post âi feel like a swamp monster right now this is abhorrent amounts of slipâ but then i realized there was#absolutely NO chance of me picking up my phone unlocking it and typing out anything comprehensible like that. when i say swamp monster you#must understand how legitimately i mean this i am talking LAYERS of slip#<- finally testing out pottery wheel for the first time to be clear#i am quite bad at it right now! LMAO i donât remember it being so difficult when i was a kid but i also had a professional watching over my#work and guiding my hands ahdkkg well! there is always room for improvement#i didnât make anything today just wanted to test the waters get a feel for how it works bc the last time i touched a wheel i was#like six or smth#anyway yeah very messy. i make clay figurines which is also messy but at the same time i feel like it is much more controlled yk you wipe#or rinse off your hands you dip them in more water and you go back to it itâs very calming and centering and you feel very connected to#your work you are bringing a little creature into the world and watching it open its eyes! vs this frantic âah shit my hands are too dry rn#im going to fuck up the texture like thisâ -> quickly throw hands in water -> zoom back to the wheel -> repeat many times over#<- not sure if this is the technique i should be using either bahaha i need to watch some videos. also making it sound more frenzied than#it really is. but compared to Figurines#my setup is also way less than ideal i have my water up on my desk im in my chair and then the wheel is on the floor bc it is an extremely#awkward height so im Very much hunched over to work on it and then i need to reach up and stretch to get the water and then back to hunchin#while also trying not to make a total mess with the clay water on my way down etc lmao#the art chronicles#i think iâll do some more tmrw too and actually try to make smth today was just to get a vibe of the process
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your most hated internet horror series list đ
THANK you for asking, sorry i missed it
im currently playing a fun game with my sister where we're just watching everything on this list that said 'rate analog horrors' (which is my least favourite genre) it is so tedious and horrible. highly recommend. as you can see, the mandela catalog received its own little section because while it is better made than a lot of these, it ruined the genre so entirely through its popularity that i cannot forgive it (its also gauche as shit so i don't feel that bad). this list is also funny because it only contains stuff made in the past 4 years so i dont get to put my old favies on it.
if you want 'so bad its funny to watch it' the classics of the genre like mandela and walten are always a go to. a couple of extras i would include for you are grub and snitch and the boiled one phenomenon (not listed). love it its so cute
if you do a watch party make an 'analog horror' bingo sheet. put shit like 'blue VHS' 'same VHS filter every time' 'spooky murderer' 'weird text to voice' 'police tape censoring stuff that it makes no sense to censor' 'stupid fucking code i am not going to open a second tab for' 'child made this' 'one person is voice acting the whole thing' 'i think tech was more advanced than this in 2004'
tell me some of ur faves i'd love to hear
#currently swamped will make a proper beloathed list and post it laters#ones that i enjoyed are above this#the majority are not listed#most of them are DNF because they were going nowhere interesting#did watch all of grub and snitch. iconic#the ok tier means it has some stuff in it that i enjoyed.#or like i was impressed by how it was made#ik a lot of people like broadside beach and it was impressive in its making but its story was so fucking cliche and the codes were so annoy#ng#dont get me wrong i like an ARG. i like an ARG when the codes fit into the story telling. and its a story worth telling#felt like a HUGE waste of my time#what else on here do i need to defend my opinion on#the monument mythos? i feel thats self explanatory. loved the start then it got stupid#the stupid lacey one. its so clearly made by a child i dont need to expand on that#oh blorngo horn is nothing its just up there because it was funny#and i think chezz only got a boost for being early to the punch. i dont remember much about it i watched it like 2 years ago#birdhouse got a push because it was so clearly some kids passion project and they put so much love into it it was sweet#fnaf vhs is high because i dont know. i let my sister put that one on i do not know jack abt fnaf#the 'nice drawing' genre should be above :/ but its niche so i didnt want it in the way of our sorting
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i love all the stupid Bad Kids bits that become canon like
riz has full body tattoos. fabian wears size 5 shoes. riz throws up when he gets too excited. kristen has handcuffs engraved with her and trackerâs initials. fig has fishnets made from the hairnet of the lunch lady that adaine murdered. gorgug tried to make a mechanical butt for the hangman to shit out of. fig is blocked on chungledown bimâs phone. adaine made coach daybreak shit his pants and then they convinced ragh that he shit his pants. kristen and tracker 69 so often with so little care to if someone sees them that the others have learned to knock on every door in the manor before going in. fabian briefly forgot rizâs name because he called him âthe ballâ so much. gorgug sung a song about not getting mad to his barbarian teacher. adaine, this prim and proper sweetheart, consistently chooses violence when dealing with her bio family. kristen created swamp venice. riz tried to get fabian to put dayneâs eye into his own eye socket. gorgug wears size 19 canvas shoes. fabian has pirate porn on his computer. fig disguised herself as a gnome and drove him to kill himself. gorgug wanted to ask a literal vulture if it was his dad, but the vulture flew away before he could. riz hisses at people. all of them are viral online for live-streaming a drunken shrimp party. what the fuck
#peak teenage experience#theyâre so fucking feral#dimension 20#fantasy high sophomore year#fantasy high#fantasy high freshman year#riz gukgak#gorgug thistlespring#adaine abernant#adaine o'shaughnessey#fig faeth#figueroth faeth#fabian seacaster#kristen applebees#ragh barkrock#tracker o'shaughnessey#bad kids#the bad kids#fig and the cig figs#the hangman#chungledown bim
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