Gil is perfect for Fernand Mondego because he has the exact same antagonistic petty bitch sneer
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the flu has made me deranged so here's something Michael is an animal guy. He'll never admit it but one day Adam catches him putting some in-shell peanuts into their shopping cart and is like ????? and Michael does his little standoffish shrug and by the time Adam gets home he is going over every spell Michael has ever told him about trying to remember if peanuts is an ingredient to anything and he's focusing so hard he almost doesn't notice Michael going over to their window where it has like flower box or something and just sprinkles a little bit of the food there and makes a strange click in the back of his throat that carries the echos of an angels true voice. and now Adams like ?!?!?!?!? What the fuck are you summoning ?!?!??! expecting something like a hell hound or horrific creature that responds only to an angel but it's none of that it's a flock of about 8 crows that descend down to the flower box and chirp at Michael in a way that can almost be described as respectfully. Now Adams never been so confused in his entire life but Michael the bastard just tilts his head in the way only angels do and says "I've known these animals longer than Humans have had names for them Adam. They remember me." and then smiles, a little sad and eyes glossy. "I think I've told that to you once before."
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The yassification of flowey. Bow before your new pretty overlord
But also get hyped for the Underfell comic comeback <;3 @hiimtryingtounderfell 's latest pages look fucking great, printing them and eating them
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Baby please, I am begging you to get out of the tags!! You can't keep those headcanons there! Because when I read that Butters is the museum owner in your Au I squealed so loudly!! He would be so cute! Getting all stary eyed everytime you bring something in??? AHHHH! 💖💖💖💖
Yes!! He starts off just so sad that the museum doesn't have anything. Constantly cleaning the display cases even though there's nothing in there.
But the farmer (you), come around with the little trinkets you find at the mines. Digging things up or finding them while fishing. And like you said he just gets these stars in his eye. (Yeah he still lost the other one)
Goes on for hours if you'll let him! Speculating the history behind the dwarven artifacts. He polishes those gems with such care! Butters is the happiest he's ever been since leaving the big city.
I think Kenny and him decided to just runaway one day. They grabbed Karen and moved out to the valley!
(That way if you ship Bunny it works, and if you don't it's just two besties supporting each other.)
As you start bringing in more things he starts looking over at the front door more. He perks up expecting you to come in covered in dirt, but he thinks it gives you a certain charm. He can smell the earth on you and immediately associates you with a flower of some kind. He'll change the flower pinned to his shirt to whatever that flower is. Got red hair? He's got tulips. The prettiest blue eyes ever?! Hydrangeas put carefully next to his heart. Oh you think your brown eyes are boring? How dare you, they're patches of soil that help support life!
Dude practically has hearts fluttering around his head when he sees you. Lips quivered into a smile, trying not to giggle just because he's nervous.
I swear his one heart event would be him crafting you something. He works with Scott to build a display case for it and sends it to you. It's not so big that it won't fit in the mailbox, maybe like a little box. It'll be something that doesn't belong in a museum but maybe one day it'll be in the house you share.
I'm working on Stan's sheet right while I'm at work! I'm writing up heart events like he's gonna be in the game ☠️
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I recently did a complete re-listen of david's entire playlist for reasons and god does this guy say some beautiful and sweet ass words. so here are some of my favs cause yes i'm a david simp if you haven't noticed:
"your words need to carry weight.... maybe it's just a matter of who you're talking to. your words carry weight with me, no matter how much, or how little you talk." - tsundere werewolf boyfriend comforts you during a storm
"i'm still trying to figure out who i am now. where the lines between david, and pack alpha start and end. but you're helping me find that out. thank you, for helping me and for loving me, even when i make it hard. you're everything to me." - tsundere werewolf boyfriend breaks down
"i’m glad you’re back. now it’s home again. no. no when you’re gone, it’s, it’s a house. a house i’m proud to own. a house i’m happy to live in. but it’s just a house. home is other people. home is you, wherever that is." - sleepy morning cuddles with your tsundere werewolf boyfriend
"you don't have to know why you're feeling off for it to be valid. it's valid because you're feeling it. you don't need to know why, and you don't need to apologize." - your tsundere werewolf boyfriend takes you for a night swim
"hey, scratch it with me?" - camping with your tsundere alpha werewolf boyfriend (♡)
"until i knew you, i didn’t know what it could be like. to share yourself with another person like we do. in a way that’s honest, without the walls, without the reservations, without judgement"
"you hold my heart in your hands, angel. you have for almost four years now. and you’ve treated it with a kindness that I haven’t always deserved. but that you give so freely"
"when i’m with you, i’m not an alpha, i’m not a friend, i’m not a competitor — i’m david. and i thought i’d lost him a long time ago. you changed everything. your love changed everything." - your alpha werewolf boyfriend proposes (╥﹏╥)♡
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Like a thousand little stars
Take me way way out to Mars
I can taste your Milky Way
Wanna have you every day
Running rings around my world
Barbecue squirrel you're mystical
Baby girl *
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boy i love it when a battle comes together in a narratively perfect way
sixth or seventh try at the cazador battle. for once instead of opening with a call lightning, he decides to open with a blight and insta-kill my bard, who normally starts by dimension-dooring to free astarion. this means that things get perilously close to popping off ascension-wise before jaheira and shadowheart can get her back up and a Daylight off. this kind of sets the tone for the battle, which goes Badly for almost the whole time. it hits the point where both my bard and shadowheart are just spamming Mass Cure Wounds and Mass Healing Word to keep people on their feet.
however. eventually astarion gets in perfect postion to break out the scroll of disintegrate right at cazador. who fails the save. and finally takes a proper hit to his ridiculous HP pool. he then pitches a fit and runs right at astarion to try and fuck him up, but the healing from the ladies keeps him on his feet - and then cazador was in perfect 'astarion has a scroll of Sunbeam' range. he did also hit ryse with it because i didn't realise she was in range. it's fine. she gets it. she's cast fireball on herself to get enemies before now. that put him on his last legs.
and then astarion'd taken a potion of speed before, so he had another attack - and he was wearing the risky ring, so he had sneak attack from the advantage.
get fucked, cazador.
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