percy comes home from a saving the world at summer camp and immediately befriends the big smelly kid who has emotional outbursts and imperfect speech. he doesn't know tyson comes from the myth-world, he just sees a lonely kid who could use a friend and immediately sticks out his hand. that's what makes percy a hero. it's not just that he sees through the gods' bullshit, it's not just that he's loyal—it's that his mother raised him to treat people with kindness and empathy, and to stick up for what he believes in
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what are you doing, puppy? are you… rubbing your little cock on mommy’s leg to get yourself off? are you humping your mommy, you pathetic slut? tell mommy how much you like rubbing your cock on their leg and how hard it makes you, as if she can’t feel it and doesn’t know. and you know mommy can feel your boycunt dripping all over her leg, right? you should be ashamed of what a stupid, needy whore you are. do you want mommy to let you cum all over her before they make you clean up the big mess you made of her leg? hm? beg.
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MY GIRL DEDFISHHHHHHHH THEY LIVE! AND HAS A PERSONALITY DESPITE BEING SANITIZED STILL?????
Wait, this means they weren't fuzzified by Mr. Grizz for OctoPlush?
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What, did Mr. Grizz just shoot them an email asking for a collab and they said "k sure" and never questioned it again?
Edit: WAIT WAIT IF GRIZZ DID COMMISSION DEDF1SH DOES THAT MEAN HE COMMISSIONED OTHER ARTISTS TOO? IS THAT WHY IN UNDERWATER NEON THE VOCALS VAGUELY SOUND LIKE WARABI??? IS OCTOPLUSH JUST VARIOUS COMMISSIONS FROM PEOPLE?????
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Did you see the preview for next volume of The Boy Wonder? I'm so excited for Tim and Damian brotherism!! And Tim being Red Robin again!! It got me thinking about demigod Tim and his relationship with Aphrodite/Venus and no this isn't me projecting my feelings about Tim onto his godly mom, what are you talking about-
(I'm gonna go with Venus since you said you're pretty set on Roman!Tim, but obviously this applies to Aphrodite as well)
Venus is shown to really love her kids, so of course, she loves Tim! Her beautiful boy who's brilliant and loving and brings honor to her name, reminds them all that Venus may be a goddess of pretty things, but she has the power to bring gods to their knees. I feel like she definitely favors him; it's why she gave him such an interesting love life! But unfortunately, since she knows all the details of his love life, she can't badger him about it like other parents do. So you know what she CAN and DOES nag him about instead? His costume choices. He doesn't talk to her very often, but every time he does, she needles him with pointed suggestions on how to change his costume. Honestly, he should just let her take the reins, she'll whip up something he's sure to love, and it'll make him look so handsome! And Tim has to be like, "Mother, you honor me. You are so generous, but that really isn't necessary" in an extra placating way because his mother is a very powerful and temperamental goddess.
Meanwhile, Venus is just bemoaning her son's fashion choices. Sure, she can forgive the red-yellow-green eyesore because Robin was a legacy and a title, gods can understand titles. And even though she thought the red-and-black was so dreary, she was truly so touched by his gesture to honor his alien friend! As expected from a child of love! But every new costume since then has been downhill. She blesses him with beautiful long hair, and he covered it with a COWL? A COWL! And what was that brown and yellow monstrosity?? A child of hers, wearing BROWN! Will the horrors never cease? At least he went back to red-and-black, and with wings this time! She does so love a good wing motif. Wait, no, what is that black suit with red and green accents, are those BROWN shoulder and knee pads-
(Honestly, he should let HER design his costume! That way, it'll be perfect and befitting the child of beauty, desire, and victory! She'll even be gracious enough to let him pick one of the colors, as long as it's not brown.)
asljhd oh my god i can totally imagine this being the Venus/Tim dynamic. any time Tim changes his costume Venus just,,, appears and heavily sighs before telling him EVERYTHING that's wrong with it . i feel like she'd get soo fed up she just like. snaps her fingers and he's in a new costume and she just leaves.
and if i go the half venus/half athena route they both show up and pick apart his costume "ugh Timothy Dearest, this is such an ugly shade of green" "Timothy, you should add some more protection in this area" "You're covering up your beautiful hair??" "Make sure the cowl is more protected than that to avoid head injuries, Timothy"
his grandmothers (???) are far worse than bruce is.
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the insane angst that Rohan and Savannah are gonna serve us in glorious rivals is making me susdial cuz they are so toxic and so competitive and they hate each other so much and want to use each other and kiss each other and fuck each other too like okay we gett itt IM HERE FOR THE ANGSTY-TOXIC-LUST TO LOVE AGGRESSIVE KISSING AND LABOURED BREATHS AND HASTILY TAKING EACH OTHERS CLOTHES OFF AND THREATENING EACH OTHER AND TELLING HOW MUCH THEY HATE EACH OTHER CHEMISTRY
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