#god i fucking love this dork

[dispatchwithlove]

The evolution of our dear Garrus Vakarian.

ME1: (shocked pikachu face) Take Shepard in a fight? The impertinence! She’s a decorated war hero and our commander.

ME2: (in a sexy drawl) Take Shepard? No way, with her biotics and training… oh you mean sex? (shocked pikachu face) Oh, I, um…. why, did she say something?

ME3: (most interesting man in the world pose) Yeah, I can take Shepard…out for the best night of dancing she’s ever had. (accidental uwu face) Because I love my honey and I don’t care who knows!

[buwheal]

hey spamton! anything interesting happen recently?

[allthingsobrien]

never change, jeremy 💜🧡

[poppy-metal]

too many thoughts. hewd full.

[are-we-really-doing-this]

Thinking about Corey and his dumbass, busy-as-fuck Kerrang outfits.

[frnkiebby]

these absolute babes~🎃

[3416]

thinking about how mitch and auston both have tattoos on their upper right arms to symbolize their family and the family crests.................

totally feeling normal every time i remember that

[valleynix]

Hi! In tptm, it's mentioned that bela is the tallest and cassandra is the shortest(still built like fucking tank) of the three. May I ask what are the dimi sisters' exact height? Thanks!

Daniela is actually the shortest in TPtM! :D Cassandra is meant to be like BARELY shorter than Bela while Dani is a bit shorter than them

for their heights, i’d say Bela is around 6’4”-6’5” (195 cm), Cassandra is about 6’4”-ish (6’4” and a HALF, she would say) (193 cm), and Daniela is around 6’1”-6’2” (188 cm) :3

[sga-owns-my-soul]

ronon and teyla: john is such a fucking nerd

rodney: no he's so cool and suave and charming and a flirt and gorgeous and talented and good at everything and-

elizabeth and carson: no he really is a giant fucking nerd like we love him but he's kind of a dork

rodney: he's so amazing everyone wants him sooo badly people throw themselves at him-

anyone who has ever made a move on john: we literally are just using him to get something for our people he was convenient at best

rodney: such a kirk i can't believe it he's so hot and so cool and everyone wants him and he's so popular and-

john himself: rodney i'm literally such a dork what are you even talking about

rodney: but no im not in love with john that's stupid we're just friends

[trentcrimminallybeautiful]

listen maybe this is just because i've always been a slut for pov outsider fics anyway but i desperately want some on our dork trent crimm. like. the character development??? his softness and dorkification???? i need someone to be like just. what do people think about this. like whether it's a random richmond player, a random reporter trent worked with, someone from trent's personal life, another rando in the sports field who's used to trent crimm, the independent, ruthless reporter, or whoever, just. random people watching trent crimm go from "ah yeah that asshole reporter who specifically has a reputation for being a ruthless cutting bitch" to "openly excitable dork who clearly cares so goddamn much and is visibly softer and has he just secretly always been like this??"

it would probably have to be someone who's close enough to him or richmond now to like, be able to see the change, but i just. am obsessed with this. and that's not even getting into considering the angles of his possible ex-wife/divorce + if non-audience-members can tell he's madly in love with ted or not, because i'm not sure if it's funnier if they're like "trent crimm is a huge dork now and we have no idea why????? i guess this is just the lasso effect fucking bending reality again??" or if they're like "hey fucking WILD that that one journalist specifically known for being a huge asshole apparently fell so ass over teakettle in love with that weird cowboy miracle worker of a gaffer that he divorced his wife, exploded his job, and had a radical personality shift via apparently deciding to be emotionally vulnerable. and all of this after writing a pretty fucked exposé on him?? why does no one talk about this more"

and while all the possibilities mentioned are great in their own ways, it could even be one of the other main characters whos just not generally involved in his storyline like. what does sam think of all this. what is jamie thinking when trent becomes their emotional support journalist dork. what does keeley think.

[kayrockerqog]

my personal favourite difference between the dub and sub is in season three when Jim and Tyranno are duelling after his dino DNA starts acting up because in the sub, Jim uses the logic that he's an archeologist and has excavated a t-rex before, so duelling a 'living dinosaur 'would be a good fight but in the dub, he simply makes the claim that because Tyranno is part reptile, he and Karen are cousins

[a-name-or-three]

i think not enough tim designs take into account that he's a fucking nerd

like he's hot sure but he's a NERD!!!!!!!!

[coulson-is-an-avenger]

nobody asked but i need to put that short little nerd from national treasure in my mouth

[homicidal-slvt]

Started thinking about the fact one of my earliest crushes on an inhuman looking character was Kurt Wagner.

Started crying for some reason so now I'm watching clips of him and thinking "I need to get these movies just for him."

[spirallingstarcases]

that’s my dork <33

[originalzin]

Here's my We Know the Devil playlist with themes involving each of the characters. I fucking love playlist and I how could I not have one for something that affected me so deeply. I'll keep working on it for a while, but here's where it's been for a minute and I still go back to it a lot.

I hope y'all enjoy it too~

Track List:

1. Girl Into Devil (I Belong to Me) - S.J. Tucker | ❤️💛💙

2. Letter By the Water - The Japanese House | 💙

3. girls - girl in red | ❤️

4. Out of Sight - The Beths | 💛

5. Sin Triangle - Sidney Gish | ❤️💛💙

6. Navy Blue - Charlotte Lawrence | 💙

7. Red - Grace Gausted | ❤️

8. Yellow is the Color of Her Eyes - Soccer Mommy| 💙>💛

9. End of Desire - MUNA | ❤️

10. Love You to Death - Fickle Friends | ❤️>💛💙

11. Lemon Eyes - Meg Myers | ❤️>💛

12. I'll Be Your Girl - Meg Myers | 💛>❤️💙

13. Daughter of God - Phemiec | ❤️💛💙

14. You Are the Apple - Lady Lamb | ❤️💛💙

[Hearts indicate who the song is about. A heart with a > indicates the song is from the perspective of a character about a character.]