#god thats SO funny

[whizzermania]

the lich literally said: “bro i wanna kill you so bad but apparently your wife is my superior so fuck you i can’t.”

[katiefratie]

BUTTER RAMP 2 AHDJAHDJAJD YES!!!!

[nerves-nebula]

Nooo! I know abe!! (I think... I've only read your fic with him) He lives in a messy house and has a human sized peen.

-taco meat guy

HAHAHAHAHFUODSHIAFSLDJFMSKDGSDF the ONLY relevant information you need to know about him i guess

[transbot-brian]

i just saw someone use sharp as a cueball as an insult. ive never heard that before and im in hysterics

[redstonedust]

i saw your empty US states post as a screenshot on tiktok and was deeply unsettled. i read it and was like "ah yes a post i have seen" and then "why is redstonedust on my fyp???"

HELP... CONTAINMENT BREACH MAXIMUM

[patheticmenscuffle]

five pebbles propaganda (spoilers, including downpour spoilers. they are minor-ish and dialogue related)

you know how you play as a cat? well, in one of the campaigns, he just. He talks about puzzles to exercize the mind casually but he just has to look like the godlike ai he is in front of this cat and so he goes "i have already solved them in time it took me to say these sentences to you". that's cool! but why are you trying to be cool in front of a Creature. what benefits does it bring to you.

also if you leave mid- conversation one of his lines is "Oh... Good bye." he seems so sad over you not listening to him talking about history. he also never stops talking to you even if you keep leaving mid-conversation, unlike moon who just stops talking to you if you do that 5 times.

[angelpuns]

I'm a cancer! July 5th! Also hello ☕🤎 anon, sorry if I got you with the water gun earlier

LMAOOOO sorry this is so funny to me oh my god-

[crunchycrystals]

losing breath laughing as i watch zac and lou die while ally steals brennan's chair

[solibrie]

i’ve rb’d the “what if i loved you so much i made the story have a happy ending” three different times. and each time i tagged them with a DIFFERENT SHIP. THAT POST LITERALLY FITS ALL MY FAVS. guys i think sol really likes when love defeats tragedy

[tackysapphic]

you know those dudes who’ll be like 40 and rewatch their like highlight reels from high school football and talk about how they wish they could go back? im like that but 23 and with dance. watching my old dance recitals through gritted teeth like “this is fine! i definitely don’t feel like a part of me is shriveled and died bc i can’t do it anymore and only stopped because it was ripped away from my hands!” i am perfectly okay with this what do you mean. anyways im watching my old recitals and smiling so fondly it was sooo fun even though the costumes were so itchy they classify as torture devices

[t4ct1c4l-fluk3]

"Out of all the lore drops I've had, yours has to be the funniest"

Thanks bestie I hope it doesn't get you fired. 💜

[voxmilia]

Does the "corporate wants you to point out the difference in these two pictures" meme for verdant wind feleonie and the seadall and yunaka cg

[artsy-book]

ARE YOU KIDDING ME!! ISKALL FISHED A MENDING BOOK

[benilos]

Love it when I see a "controversial" smut fic have the url of someone who talks shit about it in the kudos of the fic : D

[totallyalamp]

damn i just tried to sleep and i could like hear the sound of metal pipes falling and rolling around

they were even distanced i heard how far away they were

[spooksier]

me when the emotionally repressed character is revealed to have had something happen in their childhood that was completely out of their control but changed them in a way they can never come back from