#god this is...so old...and so dumb

[xxplastic-cubexx]

give me some whiskey and ill draw The Most Thing i can come up with

bonus:

[astral-catastrophe]

Anyway people of tumblr I got a cat and her name is maple and she is awful and I love her

She loves to sleep outside my bedroom door, then wake up to my alarm , then sit and meow until I let her in, and she likes to just generally lurk in my doorway when I have the door open. She also tries to get me any time I’m in the bathroom. She hides under my roommates beds. She likes to take up a whole entire cushion of our couch. She eats most but not all of her wet food and gets annoyed with me because of it. I love her

[halfbaked00q]

Im soooo weak to when Bond is like casually being used or exploited at his expense for some ostensible Greater Good except the situation doesn't HAVE to come to that, not really, and he's so inured and even numb to it that he barely pays it any mind; meanwhile, Q absolutely minds and is very indignant on his behalf and works overtime to like either try to avert or forestall the situation before it gets to the point where Bond has to dig his own claws into more of his soft underbelly to offer up on the sacrificial alter of politics of all tawdry things, or to manufacture a way in which he does the needless "needful" so as to spare Bond at least one unnecessary additional wound upon his psyche.

bonus if Bond finds out and maybe after being angry or indignant about it - I don't need you to do my job for me, Q, this is what I'm here to do - and either Q tells him/lets slip or he deduces that like, this isn't Q thinking he can't get the job done, this is Q finding him precious and worthy of protecting, and like. he's just very in awe of that and does in fact feel very safe and cherished within the cradle of his Quartermaster's regard

[clumsypuppy]

i feel like im not making any sense but does anyone else feel like there are stories that let u run with them and ones that spell everything out for you

[ducktracy]

(OBLIGATORY "i thought of something funnier than turning 24. turning 24 in 2025" JOKE HERE)

and, once again, this is stuck in my head. i'm going to take Daffy's very true-to-his-character advice and "study hard in school" and "live by the golden rule"

[dekubunn]

You’d assume the person Bakugou hated most in the universe would be zuku Midoriya (if you had issues with your eyesight and never witnessed gay yearning before, that is.)

It’s actually Hisashi Midoriya.

“No, you don’t understand,” Mitsuki feels the need to empathise each word with a smack of her hands.

“He used to pray everyday that deadbeat motherfucker would drop from a heart attack. When he was 5.”

Bakugou scowls, hands combing through Izuku’s deep green curls like its second nature. “Used to?”

Masaru hums, “Remember when he asked me to kill him on his 6th birthday?”

“Yeah and you DIDN’T!”

“Kacchan!”

The blonde just grumbles when his father affectionately ruffles his hair. Masaru simply grins, used to his firecracker of a child. “Sorry, tiger. I had something to do.”

“Excuses.”

Toshi’s gonna do whatever he can not to end up in that position. Masaru and him get along just fine. He wouldn’t.

The brunette blinks, “Oh, no, I’d do it in a heartbeat. I’m just waiting for IZUKU to ask.”

“…Alright. Let’s not get to that point.”

“Let’s not.”

[storm-of-feathers]

someone PLEASE get an hd copy of the new beverly hillbillies video onto an archive asap

[elverniia]

Useless lesbians 🫶🏻

I love the idea of Lute being generally bad at interacting with others, which added to the normal awkwardness of having a crush would be quite the experience for a clueless but also crushing Vaggie

The first drawing without the text:

[isa-ah]

im watching a retrospective about Majora's Masks dungeon progression and realizing a little more every time he says "this game took a lot of very brave steps out to not be ocarina of time" that my disappointment with totk isn't out of place. I've been told "it's breath of the wild 2, why did you expect it to be different?" but like.. it's it's own game. why is it the exact same but with an arguably worse iteration of the story?

[peachtalia]

the actual dumbest shit I’ve made this year

alt text for my handwriting is too fucked to read

[freddyyeti]

I gotta say getting crushes on characters who realistically would NOT fw me is so funny. I feel like a humble peasant admiring a beautiful maiden from afar who would battle a fiendish beast for the privilege of holding her hand

[timidusaquilae]

rewatching su while doing stuff and that shows writing kinda starts falling apart by the end

[hopepunk-priest]

i'm just gonna say it, I think Mark was being a little bitch.

[telesodalite]

Can't sleep, but I'm thinking about FulCrank(crankful? lol) in a silly way, and how it's like, technician x mechanic

Like, Fulcrum's long gotten used to responding to others bringing him "broken" tech with the whole "Have you tried turning it on and off again?", only for it to restart and be fine, because it just needed like, a hard reboot or update or something.

But then Crankcase pulls him aside, because maybe the TVs not working for reasons other than them physically damaging it, and Fulcrum's thinking it's the usual same old problem, so he sighs, and goes to ask the question that haunts his choice of work, but Crankcase interrupts, because of course he already did that.

He already tried restarting it, and checked all the cables, the antennas, and unplugged it a couple times, and checked the connections, and- etc etc. He goes down the list of everything he already checked before giving up and asking for help once he realized he was out of his depth, because, while this isn't his exact specialty, he gets it.

And its like-

Scene: Crankcase explaining everything he already tried, while Fulcrum's optics widen a bit, his breath catches in his vents, careless whisper starts to play somewhere in the background as Crankcase goes into detail about what he thinks could be the problem as a soft light frames his disgruntled expression, and Fulcrum's just like, oh..., he already tried turning it on and off again... I- I wonder if he'd be cool with making out sloppy style after we fix this...?

Idk lol.

They'd compliment each other on the cable and pipe management of the W.A.P's old shoddy computers and pumps. Just them being nerds about stuff like propulsion systems and data collection with eachother <3

Do they always understand and get everything the other's talking or complaining about? Not exactly. But they both bond over all the repetitive or crazy situations where they've had to fix and repair stuff, the thankless work they did to keep their respective stations functioning around them, and then maybe they kiss or something over the W.A.P's shitty GPS

[maya-tl]

THEY BUTCHERED MY BOY

[orcelito]

Can you imagine saying this with your full chest and not realizing that this is blatant ageism?