(poorly) photoshopped my cats into my fish tank. idk why i did. this but it’s funny
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its so late and i should be sleeping but i keep seeing stories on my feed and it got me thinking.
aki's on those sites making an anonymous account like "I am starting to like my coworker. what do i do?" and then drops a long paragraph of how you acting so sweet towards him makes him get butterflies. he's pathetic in a hot way so someone has to explain him in detail how to ask someone out AND bully this man for it - bnuuy
anonymous-topknot:
Hello. I've never used this website so sorry if I do anything wrong. I really like one of my coworkers and I'm not sure what to do about it. We work together quite frequently and also go out to drink sometimes, occasionally in private as well. I'd say we're pretty close. I guess I just really enjoy their presence, they're kind and interesting and gorgeous and honestly perfect. I don't know if you'd count it as a "crush" but this person always gives me a weird feeling in my chest whenever they're around, I can't stop thinking about them and I haven't felt this way about anyone else before.
I thought about asking them out but I don't know how to do it. I'll decide I'm going to, and then I won't last minute, which has been going on for many months now. I just don't know what to say. My senior told me to say something like, "I think you're cute, let's go out sometime." But isn't that stupid? We always go out together for work or for drinks, so wouldn't it be not really special? A date is supposed to be special, I think. I guess I could say, "I like you. Do you want to be my partner?" but that seems wrong, right? Or maybe, "I like you, do you like me too?" When I ask them out, should I bring flowers? I thought that might be good. I just don't know what to say to them. I need help.
anonymous-answerer:
bro just say do you wanna go out
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Adam watches weird psychological sex horror films…. Lawrence watches shit like young Shelldon and steel magnolias….
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every time I see someone just wildly hating on Billy Hargrove all I can think is like...
how brave of the OP to come on the internet and loudly proclaim their lack of media literacy to the whole of the world wide web.
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my cat just discovered that my pants have pockets and he is laying with his front feet in my pocket now lmao
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me popping into a starbucks for my second espresso-based drink in an hour specifically because I know there’s this hot middle aged butch who works at that location
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