ILL FL (NFL) Week 2 Recap🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈
Speaking of 2️⃣, each television 📺 broadcast normally has a 2️⃣ man booth 🎤.
ABC, CBS, NBC, FOX. AMAZON
Let's get each network duos take on the ILL FL matchups 🔊
🏈NBC Sunday Night Football 📺
The Professor 🏉Laura
Al Michaels: Welcome everybody to the NBC Sunday Night Footb-
*interrupts*
Chris Collinsworth: Now here's a guy who had the highest scoring QB for the week on his team and STILL lost. Wanna know why?
Al Michaels: Chris don't ever interrupt m-
*interrupts*
Chris Collinsworth: The Professor man. He had hurts score 72 points and would you believe it?
Awkward pause...
Al Michaels: Believe wh-
*interrupts*
Chris Collinsworth: The Professor had Tua on his bench with over 100 points!
Al Michaels: Well Laura won th-
*interrupts*
Chris Collinsworth: Now here's a lady-
*interrupts*
Al Michaels: I f#@*ing quit!
(Al throws down mic and walks off)
....
Chris Collinsworth:
Laura beats Professor staying undefeated while professor slides into the winless column.
🏈Amazon Thursday Night Football 📺
Jermaine🏉Oliver
Al: Hi I'm Al Michaels and I'm privileged to be here on the Amazon broadcast away from that pencil neck prick Chris Collinsnort. I am joined today by...by...whats your name?
Kirk: Al do you not remem- production meetings I mean is this a joke? We're live here.
Al: Just tell me your damn name.
Kirk: I'm sorry America (adjusts tie). I am Kirk Herbstreit. I-
Al: Kirk who? Herb like chicken herb and spices?
Kirk: Yes I suppose so and-
*interrupts*
Al: Herb....streit? Like the street a road?
Kirk: Where is this all coming from? Yes like-
*interrupts*
Al: I f#@*ing quit
(Al storms off set)
I would storm off too if I had started a superior QB (Herb)bert over my opponents (Kirk) Cousins who produced a terrible game & still lose to that team much like Jermaine lost to Oliver in such a close bout. If Kirk just could get a few more points Monday night sigh. Literally,is he could have done one deep pass or TD instead of the atrocious outing he had, he could have had just enough to beat Oliver. Very Fustrating.
Luckily, through other shenanigans, Jermaine was able to move up in ranks into 4th place as Oliver takes the number 1 spot as defending championship 🏆.
🏈ABC Monday Night Football 📺
Carla🏈Matt
Al Michaels: Welcome America to footballs game of the week in prime time, Monday Night Football
*music cue*
Al Michaels: Now back...yet again, with another legendary host John Madden. So John, what do you think of tonight's game so far?
John Madden: (Excitingly) Well Al, 2️⃣ quote another famous announcer Jim Ross - they're killing us in the ratings may I add - we have us a slobber knocker....or rather gobble knocker get it ?!
Madden (laughs hysterically)
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Madden (Still laughing)
.......
Madden: Its (laugh) Thanksgiving week (laugh) get it (snorts) Gooble knocker (crying laughing)
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Madden: *Spends a whole segment on dissecting plays on how to eat a Turducken and how a Turducken is a 🐔 chicken 🦃turkey 🦆duck Mashup of 🍖 meat👇
John Madden Turducken strategy 👇👇👇👇
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*Al Michaels calmly takes off his jacket and puts down his microphone 🎤.....and proceeds to jump out the window of the booth*
While this commentary had nothing to do with the fantasy matchup directly, the "mashup" can refer to the fact he had put in Carson Wentz and Pat Freiermuth as his starters were out (Dak & Kittle). His plan worked as he managed to gain a victory due in part to a strong showing by both. As random as that pairing was, much like a turducken, any given Sunday players can do well or not for you.
With the win, Matt is in 7th but at least with a win. Carla drops to 0-2 but is thankfully not in last place.
🏈CBS Football Sunday Romo-Stradamus Special📺
Ricky🏈Johnny
Jim Nantz: Good afternoon folks and welcome to the CBS broadcast of NFL Sunday Football. As always I'm Jim Nantz and my partner today-
*interrupts*
Romo: You're gonna say Tony Romo.
Jim: Well yes of course, can't do this alone and were partners-
*interrupts*
Romo: You're gonna say we have some good games for the audience in the early afternoon games huh. I know man. I know what you're gonna say before you say it ha!
Jim *shakes head* Yes Tony, that's what we're here to do so of course-
*interrupts*
Romo: The camera is gonna show various players warning up on the sidelines now I just know it. I have a feeling about this.
Jim: Would you-
*interrupts*
Romo: Stop....you're were going to say stop weren't you. Ha! I knew it! I'm good at this! Oh wait, now you're gonna get frustrated ha!
*Jim sighs*
Romo: Jim....Jim now watch this. Johnny who's writing this is gonna talk about one of the fantasy matchups in Taureans league. Just watch...actually read! Just read, you'll read just you see. Ha!
.....
Johnny writes: Ricky-
*interrupts*
Romo: See Jim! He's writing I told you he would ha! He usually does some desperate tie in that doesn't really tie in but he tries to add humor, usually not that funny but he tries. Or he uses some sort of theme to coincide with the narrativ-
*Jim punches Romo in the jaw knocking him out*
Johnny writes: Bet you didn't see that coming ha!
Johnny beat Ricky. Both are in wildcard positions 5th and 6th respectively with a 1-1 record.
*interrupts*
Romo (struggling to talk) ...I......knew... .he.....would......say th...that.
🏈Fox NFL Prime Time Football 📺
Demetri 🏈Taurean
This Fox broadcast is brought to you by Telemundo and all voices are dubbed by Joe Buck and Troy Aikman.
A Beautiful Latin women in a red dress is enjoying her balcony view of harbor island looking at the Tampa downtown Skyline. Demetri struts out the bedroom in his gaucho gear.
Demetri: Mira.... (dramatically)
The women turns around whimsically to Demetri. Her dress reveals the word "WIN" on the front.
Win: Si mi amor. (Dramatically)
Demetri: déjame tenerte (translate: me have you *dramatically*)
Women: Mi nombre es Victoria. It means win in Spanish. If you want me....you must earn me (Dramatically)
Demetri: Yo te quiero. I do want you....badly (Dramatically)
*Suddenly the front door to the hotel room swings open. Taurean slides in Kramer style in his guayabera* (Dramatically)
Taurean: Victoria! Debo tenerte. I must have you! (Dramatically)
*Demetri dramatically stares at Taurean*
*Taurean dramatically stares at Demetri*
*Victoria dramatically looks at both men and faints*
(Dramatic music plays)
Announcer: Who will win....win (Victoria) dramatically*
Aikman: This is why we're moving to ESPN
Joe Buck: This is why I'm already drunk
Johnny: The Winner.....dramatic pause....
*breathes dramatically*
Demetri (Dramatically said with Dramatic music and dramatic zoom on Demetris face)
Demetri is in 2nd (Dramatically)
Taurean is in last place (Dramatically)
Weeks 2 Rankings Reveal (Dramatically)
1️⃣ Oliver
2️⃣Demetri
3️⃣Laura
4️⃣Jermaine
5️⃣Ricky
6️⃣Johnny
7️⃣Matt
8️⃣Professor
9️⃣Carla
🔟Taurean
Stay tuned for our next recap below on ESPN ...just scroll down.....Dramatically 👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇
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