#good for both of them
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thewitchqueen281 · 1 year ago
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I'm simply obessed with Harris bomberguy saying 90% of James Somertons shit isn't his and then todd a few hours later coming up and saying and the 10% that is is bullshit.
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swan2swan · 10 months ago
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"At this point, why NOT you?"
Emilia, she's a woman, if you're...actually, no, you're fine.
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bookinit02 · 3 months ago
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i brag about this way too often but honestly being an original tate mcrae fan from her junior season of so you think you can dance in 2016 has been such an insane experience this last year
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anna-scribbles · 11 months ago
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so this summer i am nannying a 5 year old who loves miraculous ladybug (my dream) & every day she asks if we can play ladybug and chat noir at the park. these are some comics based on our various games<3
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hero/villain showdown but one of them has a spontaneous medical emergency and the battle gets put on hold while their archnemesis drives them to Urgent Care
#it should be like. a hernia. or diverticulitis#something intestinal for maximum Awkward Scenario#and the entire car ride alternates between awkward silence and the driver lecturing their nemesis on the importance of regular check-ups#this is funnier if the hero is the one having the hernia tbh. but both options are Very Good#want to emphasize that it is a 'medical emergency ' that is clearly not extreme enough for the emergency room#and the sidekick/henchperson gets stuck in traffic so the hero/villain stays for moral support#they spend 8 hours in the waiting room playing Uno (it devolves into a screaming match)#at the end of the ordeal one of them vows to burn the hospital to the ground with their laser eye powers#and it's Not The One You Think#oh oh oh! ALTERNATIVELY:#it's an allergic reaction; one of them accidentally poisoned the other by using like. soybean derivative in a tranquilizer dart#emphasis on *accidentally*. yes they were technically fighting but That Wasn't Supposed To Happen#so now they're obligated to take responsibility and Stay In The Waiting Room#(can't decide if it's funnier if it's the hero or the villain stuck in this situation)#(probably the villain)#“why didn't you TELL me you were allergic to soybeans???”#“um because you would use it against me in combat?”#“as opposed to NOT telling me! which has worked out fantastic for you!!!”#villain being genuinely offended bc they have a biochemistry degree and have invented literally dozens of untraceable poisons#they have the scientific skill to poison their favorite jackass in hundreds of ways#(and have done so before! in admittedly non-fatal outcomes but that was by design okay)#but it's “dangerous” to do them the simple curtesy of informing them about a SOY ALLERGY????#above all else they consider themself a scientist#and they're LIVID that their favorite (reluctant) test subject lied about their medical history#“technically i didn't LIE--#“I read you the questionnaire! the very first time i held u hostage i READ YOU THE QUESTIONNAIRE!!!”#“...the what now”#“the MEDI--holy shit you weren't even paying attention were you#i had you bound and gagged over an ACTUAL BUBBLING ACID PIT and you couldn't even be bothered to--#“--so i was obviously a bit BUSY at that moment! I'm sorry i ignored your VILLAINOUS MONOLOGUING while the BLOOD WAS RUSHING TO MY HEAD but
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chloesimaginationthings · 3 months ago
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Poppy playtime and FNAF kids laugh at their killers
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kokodrawings · 1 month ago
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Role reversal AU: Sakura as Orochimaru's student 🐍
(and Sasuke as Tsunade's successor)
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kenchann · 4 months ago
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father-daughters bonding 💚📚💗
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sophies-junkyard · 2 years ago
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Aged like wine
Ohohohooooooo they are setting up something DELICIOUS with Betty and Simon.
“So you got on that bus with her!”
“No. Why would I?”
“You’d only just met and she dropped everything for you?”
OhohohohohohooooOOOOOO the imbalance. The idolatry. Remember when Betty was tested by Normal Man, and she briefly realized that younger Betty would’ve been better off if she never met Simon? And then they never addressed that again? I think it’s time.
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seagreenlaurin · 1 month ago
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nipuni · 2 years ago
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They are so fun to draw 🥺 help
A speedpaint video of this will be available at my Patreon on sept 1st!
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sunderwight · 5 months ago
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"Shen Yuan is careless about his appearance" is an understandable take, but I think it's also inferior to what's actually going on most of the time, which is more like:
Shen Yuan is in fact so preoccupied with appearances that he is extremely meticulous and diligent in keeping up his image, but he's also utterly oblivious to how this factors into attraction (especially queer attraction) and he misses cultural context clues thanks to having transmigrated sometimes, with an end result that sometimes he is carefully and unwittingly making himself up like a thirst trap because he thinks that's what a sophisticated and classy scholar ought to look like.
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friedunicornstudio · 6 months ago
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We painted a new Shiranui zodiac piece this year featuring all the brush god constellations!
(Shiranui themself is in front of the Hanagami, but we did paint them. They're still there. It counts)
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thatswhatsushesaid · 9 months ago
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jiang cheng says "son of a prostitute" within earshot of jin guangyao, 20 dead, 44 wounded
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stump-not-found · 8 months ago
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A Lifetime Served in a Little Cup
pt.1 / pt.2 / pt.3 / pt.4
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bill, babygirl, the red flags get outta there
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chloesimaginationthings · 8 months ago
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FNAF Vanny and Michael if they met as teens
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