#good lord the things i'd do for this

[konigsblog]

sleeping with nerd könig in return for study help... 📚

nerd könig has noticed that you've fallen behind. you're struggling, looking over at him for support with a dumbfounded look plastered on your little face. könig would be lying if he said he didn't love your stupidity, how easily you fall into his trap.

his actions are well throughout and calculated. he tells you to come over to his dorm, that he'll study with you, winking playfully before walking off. he's honestly such a dork, and it's not unusual for him to flirt with you platonically. you didn't expect to be on all fours, whining his name, cock drunk and fucked-out stupid.

the original plan was for you to be tutored by könig, but instead, he was ploughing into you from behind, filling your creamy, sticky holes with his white stickiness, his fat cock stuffing your tight cunt. your moans echoed in his bedroom, leaving him light-headed and addicted to the pulsing sensation of your smooth, velvety walls around his shaft.

he'll ask you questions while eating you out, gasping for air and muttering a question through deep breaths. his eyelids are heavy with euphoria and delight at the sweet taste of your release against his warm tongue, eyebrows furrowed together, rolling his tongue over your wet cunt again and again. you stumble over your words breathlessly, your head spinning at the stimulation against your sensitive clit, barely able to string a coherent sentence together through cries and pathetic whines.

a perfect, dumb mess in front of him, served to him on a golden platter for him to fuck relentlessly all night.

[declawedwildcat]

“Acquaintances are merely friends you haven't shared a drink with yet." 🍻

[david-tennant-in-chairs]

Good morning, sunshine!

There are few things sexier than a gentleman unraveled

[elvisabutler]

those quiet on the set vibes or how a princess and a crawdad fall in and out of love.

There’s very few things Elvis has found himself incredibly sure of since his mama died. One was that he made the right choice with Binder filming his special and singing “If I Can Dream”, another was allowing himself to fall head over heels for Catherine and the final thing is that more than anything- and anyone in the world other than his mama- he misses her.

whispers i am spoiling @powerofelvis, this is what happens when i slide into dms. i scream and then i do whatever you ask of me.

[the-punforgiven]

Idk where I remember reading it but I remember reading somewhere that black knights were a specific class of knight who'd paint over their armor and coat of arms to signify they no longer served a king or lord and while I cannot find any evidence of that being actually true, I'd be lying if I said that idea didn't kind of fuck tbh

[13eyond13]

Is Light Yagami a pure evil villain?

A good question. I think what makes him interesting and well-written is that he's an extremely complicated character in his motives, and that even though a lot of what he does is unsympathetic and stuff we consider the worst-of-the-worst behaviour, you can also often see exactly what his thought process is and where he's coming from and why he might have become the person that he is and started behaving the way that he did once he got the notebook. This is one of those things Ohba wanted the audience to decide for themselves, so it's sort of up to you to make that call based on everything you see.

[rubberbandballqueen]

when at the library today i picked up a book abt typography to pick up some more theoretical skills there and to no one's surprise it pretended that european languages were the only languages in the world which like whatever i'll still learn what principles it has to teach and then try to reverse-engineer applications to cn font design based on what i know.

despite not trusting the english-language resources available online to be as in-depth or technical as i desire, i got curious and googled "chinese typographic design" anyway n scrolling through the introduction to the first result, you can kind of tell it's not written with a chinese-speaking audience in mind, or at the very least an audience with some semblance of chinese cultural sensitivities bc its section headed by the words "navigating the simplified and traditional divide" goes on to basically say it's an Aesthetic Decision which. well. is certainly a way to pretend you're avoiding politics.

[biromanticbookbabe]

Wow. Sometimes I'm very lucky and my bipolar doesn't always affect me much. But no such luck lately. I'm worried that I might have to retake my modern lit course because I was so late with many of my assignments. I've been mentally messed up more or less with a mixed mood episode since last September. I'm currently on the line of passing and not passing the class (granted there are a few ungraded assignments, including my final so it's still possible that I'm overreacting). I'm usually a good student too so it's a point of pride for me. I went from the honor roll to this all due to me fighting with an illness... :/ (It is my fault for not managing things better so I'm not looking for pity here- just talking).

I cannot imagine how horrible this disorder is for people who didn't have the option of medication (I am medicated, believe it or not). I think about that about that a lot since I study history and look into many writer's and artist's biographies in my spare time. I feel very bad for them since they basically had to live with this disorder without the fixes I have simply because I was born late enough for treatments to exist.

Virginia Woolf and Sylvia Plath both haunt me. Other people too. Yes, Lord Byron was extremely shocking but consider- we don't actually know what he would have been like if he could have been treated. He wouldn't have died at 36, I'm almost certain of that. I am highly aware of what this disorder has done to people before me. It doesn't make it better. But I keep looking back any way, to see that many of them did incredible things, in spite of it all.

I just keep thinking that if they could do so much without any treatment- that I should be able to function with treatment??? I know: don't compare yourself to other people but I'm desperate to know that I can be successful even with this illness. That it's not going to force me to leave school (the one thing I have been historically good at) and waste my life toiling away for nothing.

So if it seems as if I have been hitting my head against something lately, you aren't wrong. The fall is not generally my friend, pretty as the leaves are. I have not been having a good time of it but we must go on any way because what other option is there? None, I tell you.

[avicebro]

[janiedean]

anyway if I was adapting a thing for tv/cinema that I supposedly like and my lead actor read the source and liked the source and wanted to play the source I'd, like, try to stick to the source and not make sure they had reasons to leave but it's just me though

[gottagobuycheese]

so close...freedom is Right There....

[dtaegis]

i watched enola holmes 2 and i have so, so many thoughts

[littledragonkana]

Do you think Lord had an emotional break down in every timeline when one of the knights wasn't in Avillon? Or is Johan just their poor little meow meow

[arklay]

help besties am considering uploading my nonsense to ao3 but i have no idea how that website works :)

[monstermoviedean]

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[rubberbandballqueen]

since i just rb'd a poll abt high school grades now's probably a good time to drop one of my many million-dollar ideas for how to run a high school classroom, which is that i think that at the start of a quarter/semester kids should be asked if they want hw to count towards their grades or not bc i was So Fucking Bad at submitting hw in high school, but my test scores were really good, so i'd rather have not had hw count towards my grades. but obviously there are a good number of kids who are either bad at taking tests or anxious abt their grades dropping and are diligent abt turning in hw, so letting hw count towards their grades would give them some padding in that situation.