donuts shaped like hearts save me...... save me donuts shaped like hearts...
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helpppp i had a dream where i read an online review/ranking of ajj albums and they simply called christmas island "everything you hoped for and more" (<- this is true it was everything high school me was hoping for and more)
i have nothing to add because that's just what christmas island is. the dream online review is real life
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woke up, cat pukes on two carpets, dog has diarrhea on another carpet, had a reactive dog spook my dogs during our walk, a car had hit my favorite tree from our yard, they had chopped it down, the glass coffeepot of my coffeemaker exploded because I forgot to add water before putting it on, dog refuses to eat breakfast because I sneaked a treat in it, my yogurt is weirdly soggy and I can't stop thinking about how fucked the world is
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worried that thing you put in your art or writing or game or music is too self-indulgent, too self-referential, too niche for anyone but yourself? fear not! you can do whatever you want forever. and you should.
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If I was one of the omegaverse omegas I would just get a hysterectomy. Who has time to deal with all that shit just spay my ass
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when birth is depicted as body horror, as an act of violence
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this is a niche one but instead of "they would not fuckin say that" it's "they would not fucking use American sign language".
ASL is not the only sign language. two british characters in your fanfiction would not be using ASL. England in fact has its own kind of sign language, BSL, that forms a sign family with many other sign languages around the world.
ASL isn't even the original member of its sign family, it comes from french sign language. do you know sign languages aren't related to spoken languages? that's an important one! it's not a direct 1:1 with people speaking English around the world. people in other countries don't learn ASL just in case they run into an usamerican or Canadian (who do often use it)
i know the entire world is the USA or whatever and sign languages do sometimes borrow from ASL for signs they don't have, but please be aware that there are other sign languages and families in the world that are not in fact ASL.
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The Boy enjoying the sun with his best friend Phoebe princess consuela banana hammock Regina phalange smelly cat, yes that is her name, yes I say the whole thing, we love her dearly
ms. phoebe princess consuela banana hammock regina phalange smelly its such a pleasure to make your acquaintance 🤝🤝🤝 god to be enjoying the sun with my best friend.... could only dream of such a good time
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