#good omens hc

[wetfuzzysocks]

what might have happened in 1941....

[crowleys-hips]

Minisodes i'd love to see in S3:

- Titanic. extra points if there's a "draw me like one of your french girls" scene, with Azi drawing Crowley

- 10 plagues of Egypt

- Birth of Jesus. with them judging Gabriel for not knowing shit about how babies are born or made

- Stonewall

- either of them or both of them interacting with different famous people. Da Vinci, Jane Austen, Freddie Mercury, etc

- AND OFC: 1941 part 3. extra EXTRA points if it includes 1. a religiously symbolic foot washing scene 2. dancing to A Nightingale Sang In Berkley Square 3. the Almost Kiss

[1941-crowley-slut]

Aziraphale attempting to spread the gospel

Hello! ^^ Have you heard about our Lord and Savior today? *Pulls out a piece of paper and hands it over*

*The person, baffled, looking at a picture of Crowley* 🤨

*Aziraphale peeks at the paper to see what that expression is all about. Then grabs it in a panic* Oh! No- Not that one! That's- *rummages through his other papers and it's all Crowley somehow* NEVERMINDHAVEANICEDAY

He never tried that again.

[cryptidspacepirate]

hc that Aziraphale can somehow automatically sense what pronouns and gender Crowley has that day

[choco-youmi]

To "Crowley is Raphael" theorists and people who headcannon it

You always show them like this....

but hear me out......

Thank you for coming to my TedTalk :)

[hellfire371]

“Crowley dear we may be eligible for — you’ll never believe this, I hardly could when I first found out!— tax benefits!!!!!! but only if we get legally married. so i arranged a court date for us next Sunday, you know, holy day and all—“ “angel. you’re getting us. married.” “Yes, dear, next Sunday. I was thinking around 2?” “angel. what”

[batcavescolony]

So, in the book Good Omens Crowley doesn't really like shape shifting. He says "I hate having to do that, I'm always afraid I'll forget how to change back" after changing into something 'dreadful' with maggots to scare a guy who was gonna hit them with a paint ball gun. Now with that information, don't imagine Crowley shape shifting into things because he doesn't care if he forgets how to change back after s2 s6.

[rumble-bee-art]

thirteen years ago when I first read the book, I deduced that J in Anthony J Crowley stands for James as in James Bond yet he (the giant nerd that is Crowley) is too embarrassed to admit it, and to this day I absolutely refuse to believe otherwise

[dramaticmotionblur]

i want crowley and aziraphale to argue about the custody of gabriel like an adopted child except they’re not trying to keep him, they’re trying to get the other to take him cause both of them don’t want to

[catholickedd]

adam is at a park with the rest of the them post-armageddon’t and crowley and aziraphale, who are sitting on a bench together. they get called a slur by a passer-by. adam is confused and wensleydale explains to him what homophobia is. without an inch of hesitiation, adam ends homophobia globally.

[wetfuzzysocks]

That night a sinner kissed an angel... that was the night, I fell in love

my 40s aziracrow obsession is not stopping!😔 enjoy this one while i cook up another good omens thingy in the near future

[champivenao]

Im not gonna retype so im just leaving this here 🧐

IM TALKING ABOUT THIS ONE!

HE EVEN LETS OUT A SIGH?!

I haven’t seen anyone at all talk about this in detail. Like im pretty sure this was 100000% Michael shenanigans, so take that as you will but personally?? It just confirms my own headcanon on how Aziraphale convinced Crowley to give him the Bentley 🧐🧐

Im just saying 🧐

[thebluesandthepurplepinkskies]

i see lots of people saying that they think s3 will start off with crowley Falling but wouldn’t it be heartbreaking if they actually started it off with them both standing in the rain and thinking about each other because in past occasions they protected each other from the rain or were protected from it by the other but now the other one isn’t here to protect or to be protected

[jelimeon]

thinking about how crowley's wings slowly turned black, like he must have realised he was falling before he fully did.

I feel like at first he wouldn't really notice it but then when he did, he was full on in denial and he started plucking the darker feathers like someone plucks their grey hair. (I don't see it and others don't see it so it can't be true) and how he would have had to grieve and accept he wasn't/wouldn't be an Angel anymore

Anymays here's some fanart of that

sorry if i made you sad

[robbie-verse]

100% sure crowley was the one to invent the most embarrassing emotion ever known to mankind (having a crush)

[captainenjolras]

Good Omens HC

When someone gets kissed by an Angel, they get freckles in the same spot (freckles are sometimes called “angel kisses”)

Cue Crowley, Beelzebub, and Dagon just being covered in freckles everywhere from each of their angel partners. Cheeks, nose, neck, back, hands- you name it