#goodluck with your blog man!!

[beautifulpersonpeach]

Suga Ain't Sweet

This post is kinda 18+ so if you're underage please do me a favour and skip this one.

I don't do this ever, but I'm in a mood and I want to talk about Yoongi. He's my bias, if that isn't clear by now. I usually don't talk about him or any of my biases, because I know I sound deranged and definitely unstable when I talk about them. But I've been getting some asks, D-Day is around the corner and after those concept pics I'm here to give you a sample of what loco BPP sounds like. I ask for your forgiveness in advance, or you could, you know, deal.

Lol.

I'm streaming/listening to D-2, from the top of the album down, and I just listened to People play after Burn It, and almost came. That's why I'm here really. To tell you that man is so raw it's impossible to think he hasn't been getting some for years. Everything about Yoongi, from the kind of music he makes to the way his eyebrows move, screams to me he's a pro at playing hide-the-salami, Korean style.

Listening to Suga on D-2, he sounds the way salt and bitter tonic tastes. You get what I mean? He sounds like that gooey milky-white thing he's shoving into the song.

Suga ain't sweet.

And he makes sure you understand it.

He serves cock in every song. C.A.W.K. Nearly every song this man has ever made is filled with the most naked greed I've ever seen in a man. The most honest sort. It makes Yoongi seem more vulnerable than the rest of the members, to me. I mean, Namjoon and Hoseok are just as shameless but at least they moderate those impulses better than Yoongi, at least so far. Maybe in D-Day we'll see a more mellow Yoongi but somehow I doubt it lol. Jimin and Jung Kook sometimes give me the sense they have the potential to express their shadowed thoughts as well as the rapline do, but out of every member, Yoongi's approach is often my favourite.

To quote what I've seen another Suga bias observe:

"Have you noticed how the posters are having consistent glitch affects with D-Day having the most distorted version?"

I'd noticed the same thing, how that glitch in his album design has progressively worsened. In the past on this blog, I've talked about Yoongi's love for distortion: autotune, pitch and sample distortion, chaos and fragments are his favourite tools to play with because it's how he makes sense of the mess inside him. And even within that mess, I recognize that while self-loathing is one thing you'll occasionally see in his work, self-pity is a whole other thing he certainly has no time for. The result of Yoongi's process is cathartic release and progressive evolution towards a more whole and healthy version of himself. In his music, Yoongi breaks it all apart, fragments himself beyond recognition, kills his own alter-ego, to put it all back together again into something that feels more right, more honest, and more just.

Everything about his music feels very much to be all him, it's bitter and salty and nothing about it is sweet. Except the aftermath which to me feels like post-orgasmic bliss.

It's how I feel listening to the production on Burn It, which makes me almost grateful Yoongi has said he'll try out more acoustic / folk / classic rock sounds in his next project. Like yes please something easier to take in at once, cause D-2 is so heavy. It's so bitter and so salty. It's so him. So him it's difficult to take it all in at once. It's too big, too thick, too heavy… too much. But somehow it fits and it feels incredible.

I hope that Yoongi gives us sweet on D-Day, but if he doesn't please don't look for me, because I will be managing my sanity very carefully during that period.

Goodluck and godspeed to us all when D-Day drops.

(You're lying to yourself if you think you're ready for D-Day)

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(I just... fuck, I'm such a goner)

[slashingdisneypasta]

💋Kiss💋 or 🚫Diss🚫 ?

*Robert Englund Character Edition*

Again- because I can, and because this is my blog and I'm mad with power 😈 Haha XD

Alright so below are 10 villains and its up to you to decide whether you would kiss them or diss them! XD Goodluck! You are welcome to send in answers via reblog, comment section, or my asks!

1. Here-To-Fuck Buck, Eaten Alive. (: Yep, starting with a toughie. 💋Kiss💋 or 🚫Diss🚫 ?

2. Erik Destler, The Phantom of the Opera 1989. The winner of that last poll! ^^ I get y'all like him, but would you kiss him? And furthermore- would you kiss him with the horrible gross skin mask on? 💋Kiss💋 or 🚫Diss🚫 ?

3. Freddy Krueger, A Nightmare On Elm Street Franchise. This one could be a really easy yes or a really easy hell no- which is it for you? 💋Kiss💋 or 🚫Diss🚫 ?

4. Stuart Lloyd, The Last Showing. ... now we see how many of you just like the beard, huh 😏... 💋Kiss💋 or 🚫Diss🚫 ?

5. The MC, Dance of the Dead (S1 E3 of Masters of Horror). He is sooooooo creepy 😅 This eyebrowless man- Ah, well, some us like that! Do you? 💋Kiss💋 or 🚫Diss🚫 ?

6. Ian Essko, Zombie Strippers. This is assuming he would let you touch him in the first place, of course 😅. 💋Kiss💋 or 🚫Diss🚫 ?

7. Inkubus, Inkubus. I mean he's a sex demon... so I'm sure he kisses well. Though I'm not sure many of you will need the incentive with him XD 💋Kiss💋 or 🚫Diss🚫 ?

8. Mayor Buckman, 2001 Maniacs. ... at least he's well dressed 😅. 💋Kiss💋 or 🚫Diss🚫 ?

9. William 'Bill' Gartley, The Mangler. I have not seen this movie yet!! But he seems plenty creepy and we love that here!! I'm very intrigued, though I'm not sure that I would kiss him... how about you? 💋Kiss💋 or 🚫Diss🚫 ?

10. Jim Bickerman, Lake Placid Final Chapter-Lake Placid Vs Anaconda. ... (: That's all I have to say here 😂😅💋Kiss💋 or 🚫Diss🚫 ?

Bonus 11. Dr Andover, Fear Clinic. He is the only man on here who remotely deserves any kisses!! But the choice is yours!! XD 💋Kiss💋 or 🚫Diss🚫 ?

[natsmagi]

ITS ME AGAIN ANON WHO PROBABLY COMPOSES 50% OF THE VIEWS ON YOUR BLOG it has come to my realization that despite my hefty looking through of this place i've only ever reblogged or liked your posts a few times so if you ever see a user unabashedly start doing that.. it's me coming out. ALSO never apologize for the rambles i'll be lurking and reading and be there and having a new ask ready to send + saw your tgcf ntmg crossover your brain is wrinkly and full of charm and i have been thrown to hell (in a good way! the bestest way even.) i love laughingstock of the heavens tsumugi who was thrown down to earth more than anyone could imagine (but to be fair maybe they expected that) and his new friend who he calls natsume-chan (a nice lad. not the ghost king everyone's avoiding, surely) (i also wanna say goodluck on the commissions, go get that bag!!!)

YEYAYAHJASJHF GODDDDDDDDDDDDD THE ASPECT OF THE TGCF CROSSOVER IVE BEEN THINKING ABSOLUTELY MOST ABOUT IS HOW XL BASICALLY GAVE ALL HIS LUCK TO HIS DEVOTEES BUT SINCE HC WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO STILL BELIEVED HE RECEIVED ALL THE LUCK. SINCE TSUMUGI IS KNOWN TO BE RIDDEN WITH MISFORTUNE AND STUFF AND IVE ALREADY GONE ON ABOUT NATSUME BEING HIS LITTLE LUCKY CHARM THIS CONCEPT HAS BEEN EATING AT MY BRAIN NONSTOP and then theres so many other factors.............. but omg. natsume-chan as hong-er maybe. oh man. ohhoghgjdjfndmfgh THE POTENTIAL

and thank u so much for the support anon if no one got me i know anonymous lurker got me

[crimechannels]

By • Olalekan Fagbade El-Rufai sparks reaction with cryptic message after failing to clinch ministerial appointment   The immediate past Governor of Kaduna State, Nasir El-Rufai has sparked reactions with a post on social media on Sunday. CRIME CHANNELS recalls El-Rufai was nominated for ministerial appointment by President Bola Tinubu but was not confirmed by the National Assembly over a reported case of not getting a security clearance. Following the development, El-Rufai travelled out of the country after reportedly telling the President he was no longer interested in serving in his cabinet. On Sunday, the former Governor took to the micro-blogging site, Twitter to share the lyrics of one of the songs by popular reggae musician, Bob Marley which spoke about friendship, trust and betrayal. Sharing the lyrics, El-Rufai wrote: “Bob Marley of blessed memory is one of most talented musicians of all time. My love for reggae music is connected with his songs and music. “Who The Cap Fit – Bob Marley & The Wailers is one of my favorites from the 1970s. Enjoy your Sunday with the song and lyrics that are timeless.” Some netizens thereafter took to the comment section of the post to mock him that he is hurting from failing to be cleared for ministerial appointment while some others said they still look forward to seeing him work with the current government despite what has transpired. Below are some of the reactions gathered by Crime Channels @Drelmoatiku: So, you have now become a reggae dancer since Tinubu refused to make you a minister. I recommend a collabo with @burnaboy. @kuwait_magix: Tinubu played you out to Egypt, you’re playing Bob Marley out to us just to console yourself. Lessons has been learnt. @emuvee: One of our very best. It will hurt not to see you transform the Power sector. @muktees: Cryptic but not so encrypted @Surayyah__ahmad: A lot said in a song about friendship and betrayal. Idan Allah Yayi ma mutum, bayadda aka iya dashi. @masonsokun4real: Great man when are coming to Nigeria for your position as Minister. @AyowoleSanyaolu: If Bob Marley was a Nigerian residing in Kaduna, you would have harassed, intimidated, and jailed him without a second thought. @warisuo: More like what goes around comes around. @immortalprince1: ‘Throw me corn 🌽’ Road to 2027 will be interesting. PDP + ousted APC + others vs ♾ APC. While the governance is not great, Nigerian politics sweet pass football. I wish politicians could use good governance as a politicking tool. Betray yourselves, just let citizens breathe! @Jack_Bauer_II: Mallam sir, now you know how it feels to be betrayed right? Good. That was exactly how Goodluck felt when you betrayed him. That is exactly how Southern Kaduna feels with ur betrayal of their trust. Betrayal is never a sweet pill to swallow. Hope u enjoy ur Bob Marley song. @sule_ubaliyo: Your Excellency don’t forget “Prayer is the master key to everything… When life is good pray and when life is hard also pray don’t be tired May Allah answer our prayers and destroy our open and close enemies and the enemies of our dear country Nigeria 🇳🇬Ameen🤲🙏” @paulsonPSB: When are you returning back Sir for your confirmation and inauguration? @eltama007: This tweet is not about Bob Marley music, well encrypted message. @NaijaWilf: The cap fits you, Mallam El-Rufai and you will definitely wear it. You will surely be cleared as a Minister to come and fix the Power sector by God’s grace. @bod_refurbished: Sir you are wailing this early Sunday. Cook cook cook. Throw me corn. 😁 @tolaogunnubi: Song of lamentation. Is it not too early for this? Abeg wait till after now. @zune_king: Lessons are be learnt 💯…. last last everybody go chop breakfast. #ElRufai #ministerialappointment

[godliketommo]

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[distortedataraxia]

Hello! I saw your blog and have to say I absolutely love your aesthetic sm😭

BUT ANYWAY AI WAS CURIOUS if you would be alright with me requesting Dazai and Atsushi (separately!) x Kitsune! Elegant! Reader?

Also you have a lovely day / afternoon / night and a splendid year!! (Also if you feel uncomfortable with this request please ignore it!!)

Author note : hellooo ! Thank you for your request and i'm really glad you love my aesthetic :') I did headcanons I hope that's okay with you and i hope i didn't mess it up as i don't know a lot about kitsune but i tried to inform myself and do research, take care and i hope you also have great day or night and a lovely year ! Make sure to drink water , eat well, and get your good night sleep ★

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Dazai/Atsushi x Elegant! Kitsune! Reader

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Dazai !

Tw : suicidal stuff

He'll be completly amazed when he first see you

Ask you tons of question, but first he ask you out on a double suicide

He managed to say a whole speech, a whole monologue about how beautiful and gorgeous he thought you were until kunikida took care of him

Is he shakespear reincarnation or something? This man got talent

Of course, kunikida took care of him, but that won't stop dazai from further questions or monlogue attacks

He aks you tons of questions about kitsune and is interested in the topic

He even looked up how to attract kitsune on google..

Wich you immediatly understood when you saw dried tofu on his doorstep

He also want to know everything about kitsune for the missions and stuff like that, he wants to know your strenghts and weaknesses to make sure it's all used in the right time and all and- yeah you get it.

He'll give you headpats if you like it

Your elegance slapped him in the face

Has he finally died in his sleep ? Did he wake up in heaven ?Did it all finally come true? He doesn't know if he's alive anymore..

Goodluck getting him back into reality

Of course , he doesn't love you only because you're a kitsune and because you're elegant ; you're way more than that and he loves you for who you are completly

You may have turned down his double suicide request but he'll definitely ask you to kill him because you're so beautiful

Probably got kicked in the ass by kunikida 26272 times because of all of theses

He's an adorable idiot

He'll quickly grab all knowledge about kitsune fast

He'll make sure you're away from dogs and wolves

He's amazed by your power and how you take care of missions and cases in such.. A elegant manner

He sometimes thinks about it and wonder how he even managed to deserve someone like you, it'll make him think about the fact he isn't dead and he'll also remember odasaku

"I guess that's another thing i get to see from life, odasaku.. " He starts thinking out loud

"What? " You asked, he blinked and said a bit agitated ; "AAAH! I SHOULD ASK KUNIKIDA IF HE KNOWS ANY WAYS TO DIE PAINLESSLY ! ANOTHER STEP TOWARDS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL, CHEERFUL AND MEANINGFUL SUICIDE EVER! " he runs out of the room and actually went to kunikida asking him just that.

Overall, he'll be amazed and will make sure to know everything about your power so that he can make it so that you use your powers in the right time and all - you know.. Big brain stuff? Planning stuff? How do i name it.. Chess ! YEAH CHESS EXACTLY ! He does that just to make sure everyone is safe and of course will make sure you're also safe, he doesn't want you to get hurt because of him, he rather get hurt instead. Just like all theses time he volountary let himself brush death and survive for the sake of the agency.

Atsushi !

When he first met you, he was completly amazed

Your elegance and your beauty..

He tried to take tips from you and learn from you to become the best version of himself and save more lives

He actually know a bit about Kitsunes because he read about it in the orphanage

He'll ask you one or two three questions about kitsune though

So he'll try to make sure you're away from dogs and wolves

He'll be shy at first

.. At first.. Well actually he'll be shy for quite some time

Enjoy having him glance at you now and then as you notice him and he glances away turning his head blushing

When he's on a case or mission with you, he won't speak a lot because he will be speechless about how you deal with everything

He'll offer you dried tofu wich you'll gladly accept

Watch him suffer as he pay all of the dried tofu for you

He won't only think you're elegant and prefect, he will also think you're cute

Of course, he won't only love you because of theses, he loves you for who you entirely are

So yeah he has a crush on you

He will slowly get closer to you

He will do twice more efforts in his cases and missions to impress you

But he will also do more efforts to save more lives and feel like he deserves to live and breath around you

He's obvious

But he's adorable

He don't want to mess up or be a burden - so whenever he's on a mission with you he's scared to get distracted in the middle of the mission and mess everything up

He sometimes do get distracted on missions and mess some stuff up and he feel bad about it

He just adores you and love you

Please give this boy some love and watch him become a blushing mess

[riotlain]

Egos with a s/o with bad luck

bc in saiki k theres a character with god awful bad luck and its silly to me

THIS IS A NWLNW BLOG!! WOMEN DNI

Iplier Egos

Wilford

You barely managed to dodge his gun multiple times

Near death is normal for you

At first Wilford thought you were clumsy

Then you told Wilford about your god awful luck

He didnt believe you at first

Then when you guys were cooking 4 plates fell on you

Dr. Iplier wasnt a fan of you coming over so often

Wilfords luck is average but it doesn’t average out yours

Date nights are usually inside

Last time you went out you got hit by a hearse

Captain Magnum

You 2 met when you were literally drowning

You bowed your head telling him about your constant misfortune

Captain has seen many things

Bad luck? It’ll be fine!

First day on the ship a storm hit

Then the map to the treasure got lost

Captain was very concerned

Captains usual good luck was evened out by your atrocious bad luck

Now its a 50/50 chance of finding anything good

Host

Host knows about your bad luck

At your first meeting he ended up spilling coffee all over you

He tries to use his powers to counter your bad luck at times

Doesnt always work

“Sorry I’m late Host! I got struck by lightning.”

Hes good at patching you up whenever you get hurt

You guys have simple dates

Sitting in the library together and reader

Just hope a bookshelf doesnt fall on you-

Septiceye Egos

Anti

He definitely didn’t believe you at first

And then when he saw it in action he was concerned

But when he saw that you laughed he laughed too

It became sort of a game

How many near deaths can happen in a day

Record is 13

Shneeple

He met you bc of an accident

That accident was that you got struck by lightning

He loves you so much

But boy you give him a heart attack at times

Always there to patch you up

Dates are casual ones where you guys cuddle on the couch and watch movies

You arent allowed in the hospital he works at lol

unless its an emergency

Marvin

Marvin doesnt really want you around his potions

Last time you were around them you had 3 different potions fall on you

The result was you being a tiny cat for a day

He then decided to make a potion of luck for you

Made your luck average

As in youd have something horrible happen and then a good thing happen

The usual i guess

Battle Egos

Phantom

You were at Phantoms bar after a rough day

And at the bar the seat under you broke

And then you had multiple drinks spilt on you

He decided to walk you home. He felt kinda bad-

Now that yall datin he tries to make it so you dont end up near dying everyday

Maybe putting a soul with usually good luck in a charm

It kinda works

And its fairly pretty :]

Natemare

Natemare laughed when he heard of this bad luck of yours

He thrives off bad vibes and fear what can he say

Then he saw you literally literally get electrocuted

He was shocked (lol) to see you just laugh and apologize

He literally steals one of Phantom's souls

He needs some goodluck for you man

Bones

Bones also has bad luck...

So it cancels out kinda

That or its 2x as bad now

Like literally it could be a sunny ass day

And then it just starts storming like crazy

Unlike him tho, you just laugh it all off

I think Bones has anger issues of sorts

So seeing you all fine with looking like a soggy cat has him confused as shit

[slutfor-fictionalmen]

Hi!!! I just saw your prompt and wanted to ask if you could do 97? I’m kinda new to your blog but I’m definitely gonna check it out!! Also love that title (chubby= beautiful) you got there!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️

P.S. I don’t know if I’m sending this in the right ask so I apologize if it’s the wrong one.

They requested Bakugo and i know this is about 200 followers late but i hope you like it! Bakugo's father had a dad bod and i stand by that. Mitsuki is completely in love with her husband in this, fight me.

97. “my parents love you.”

Of course it's not the first time you've met his parents, nor will it be the last, but every time you meet with them you're always thrown off by the family dynamic.

"Shut up you old hag!"

"You ungrateful little leech! You shut your mouth before i slap it off of you!"

"Would you mind passing the peas?" A soft voice cuts in.

"Oh, yeah of course, you want the salt too?" You stare in awe the sight before you, Mitsuki and Katsuki fighting to the death while Masaru acts as if this is a average day. Bakugo's father looks over at you with a small smile, reassuring you again, that their actual fighting is a lot different their banter. He could tell by the horrified look on your face that that gave you no source of comfort.

"They're attracted to their opposites." The feisty pair shuts up, looking at the older man, ready to fight whatever comes out of his mouth next.

A laugh escapes your mouth, your lovers appearance visibly softens as he hears that. This doesn't escape his mothers notice though.

"Yes i seem to see that same pattern, maybe for a subconscious balance i'm guessing?"

"like Yin and Yang!" He chips in, the perfect pair fitting perfectly with the situation.

"Exactly!"

You laugh with Masaru causing the two blondes to stare in awe at you both. You were right though, your calm personalities pairing with pairing with the mother and son perfectly, almost as if you were two pairs made in heaven.

Only you both knew the love the blondes held, how they showed you their soft side and will fight to the death to protect the few people they show it to. You admired Katsuki's parents, how despite being polar opposites they fit so perfectly, how her hard met his soft. You aspired to be like that with Katsuki.

"Stop talking about us like we're not here you nerds, i can here all the shit you say." You reach over and take his hand in your chubby one, running your thumb over his own calloused fingers. He subconsciously brought your hand up to his lips, giving it a small kiss and squishing it.

His parents watch as he treats you softly, holding your hand and looking at you like you're the most beautiful thing in the whole world. Mitsuki cleared her throat, causing her son to drop your hand as she made a move to pick up your other hand. She held both your hands and gave you a wide smile. She's never seen her son this happy with anything.

"You're welcome here anytime, lovely Y/n."

You wrap up dinner soon after that, bidding Katsuki's parents farewell and leaving them with a small "thank you for having me over" gift. They gave you wide smiles and big hugs while telling Katsuki that if he hurts you they'll make his life a living hell.

Little did you know his mom knew of his plans for that night, giving him advice and an extra squeeze. She wishes her son goodluck and gives you a tight hug.

"She's the one, i know you know it too." "I don't plan on letting her go"

"i'd have to beat your puny ass if you ever do!"

You wave goodbye and hold katsuki's hand, swinging it as you look up at the stars.

"My Parents love you."

"I love them too! it was nice to see in what kind of house you were raised, they're so nice." You chuckle as you reflect on the night.

"I love you."

"I love you too, but you make it pretty obvious that you do so you don-"

Your voice got caught in your throat. 3 years of love. 3 years of finding your way as a couple. 3 years as "just friends" to 3 years of dating. 3 years to build up the nerve to do what he's wanted do do since he first met you.

You choked on a sob, backing up as the love of your life awaited on one knee, holding a ring with both your birthstones, centered with a diamond in the middle.

"I'm shit with words...... and feelings, and actions...... to be honest i have no idea why you fell for me. and i don't think i ever will. But i wanna spend my life looking for that reason, i want to spend my life with you. I love you Y/n, and i know i love our future together. You make me a better person, i want to wake up next to you and have kids with you, i want you! ah fuck i dont mean it like that- i mean i do- but-"

You laugh through your tears and nod, causing him to look up at you with a fond smile.

"i mean, Will you, the love of my life, the person whom i've loved since ive first met, Will you marry me?"

You wheeze, out a yes, causing him to laugh and stand up. You kiss him with snot on your face, ignoring his protests about you getting your nasty ass germs on his lips.

He places the ring on your finger, smiling while he does it. You mention his face while he laces his fingers with yours. He laughs and rests his forehead on yours.

"I'm just glad that the whole world knows how much i love my wife, and how much i'll always love her."

You were his now, and no matter what, you'll be the Yin to his Yang

IM SORRY ITS SO LATE/BAD I HOPE YOU LIKED THE FLUFF

[violescent-scrolls]

HI PATT GOODLUCK WITH THE NEW BLOG !! if u dont mind i would like to request smth 🤭 fluffy hcs of kaeya, diluc, and xiao when their s/o (fem plss) hugs them from behind 🥰

HI PINK TYSM!!! I enjoy writing this a lot! Also I decided to do some lil’ drabbles too so I hope that’s alright >3<

WC: 1,239

Type: Headcanons

CW: not really! Kaeya’s part starts the slightest bit angsty if you squint. Not edited

A/N: First ‘official’ post in my new blog!! It ended up being much longer than I expected but I’m not complaining. I really hope this shows up on the tags lol

Kaeya would be pleasantly surprised when you hug him from behind. I hc that his giving love language is physical touch so he’s usually the one initiating this kind of stuff.

Not that he’s upset about the change of pace. No, not at all. Instead, he relishes in your warmth, even going as far as to lean into you ‘cause you’re so soft n’ warm.

He cherishes your tender affections even more after a hard day at work or after a particularly upsetting argument with his estranged brother.

He's still going to tease you though. Obviously. Because showing vulnerability? In this economy? Nah, bro.

Kaeya opened the door to your shared apartment, making sure to be quiet to not wake you. Truthfully, he'd had a rather horrible day. First, one of the gambles he often took to capture those pesky treasure hoarders that had taken over an abandoned domain hadn't worked out. Instead, the treasure borders managed to get away both unscathed and with a bag of priceless artifacts. Then, to make matters worse, he'd gone to Angel’s Share to let off some steam, as usual, only to find that Diluc was bartending tonight. The red-headed man had been quite ruthless in his jabs and, although they usually did not bother Kaeya, they only added his sullen mood this time around.

Kaeya made quick work of taking off his Knight’s of Favonius uniform in exchange for some more comfortable sleepwear.

The blue-haired man made his way to the bathroom, freshening up in a bit of a hurry. He couldn't wait to crawl into bed with you and cuddle up to you. Even asleep, you provided an immeasurable amount of comfort to the Cavalry Captain.

Before he could finish washing his face, he felt a pair of familiar arms wrap around his (ridiculously narrow) waist and a pair of lips softly kiss his shoulder in greeting.

“Oh, what do we have here?” Kaeya drawled out teasingly. His tone was perhaps a bit more forced than usual, something that did not fly past you.

“Hello, love,” you greeted, your words slurring together the slightest bit due to sleep. “You’re home later than usual. I missed you.”

“Ah, yes. Work was rather… difficult today,” he said, attempting to sound as nonchalant about it as he could before adding, “Did you miss me that much? My my, aren't we needy today.”

Through the mirror, he could see the way your beautiful face deadpanned at his teasing remarks before letting go of him.

Kaeya immediately felt the absence of your warmth and began to pout lightly.

Despite pretending to be annoyed at him, you couldn't help but look at him in concern. Kaeya was as hard to read as Ella Musk’s hilichurlian books, however, you knew him well enough to know he was upset. You didn't voice your concerns, of course, fully aware that he would only deflect if you did.

Instead, you grabbed his hand and led him to your shared bedroom.

Kaeya looked down at your intertwined hands, wondering how someone like him managed to snatch such a lovely girlfriend like you.

This man is so goddamn touch starved it's almost a little pathetic.

Diluc will quite literally melt into your embrace, feeling all the tension, anxiety, and annoyance simply melt away at the touch of your lovely hands.

He absolutely loves back hugs, something about them just feels so incredibly soft and intimate.

Back hugs are a great way to get Diluc to cave when you're trying to coax him to take a break.

“Diluc, my love, come back to bed. The reports on wine consumption or whatever will still be here for you tomorrow,” you cooed at Diluc as you walked down the Dawn Winery’s stairs and over to where Diluc’s large oak desk resides, your nightgown swoshing as you walked.

“I’m almost done, dear. Just wait for me upstairs,” he voiced, barely even looking up at you as he continued to read through countless of profit reports.

“My love, you said that two hours ago. It’s nearly half passed two now. How do you expect to be Mondstadt’s favorite wine tycoon and secret hero if you’re only half awake?” You chided. With a sigh, you decided to pull out the big guns.

You walked over to Diluc, taking advantage of his chairs low backrest and no headrest to wrap your arms around his chest and resting your head atop his, sleepily watching him work. After a couple more minutes of Diluc working, you decided it was time to play your most powerful card. Undoing his low ponytail, you began to card your hands through his luscious red hair, making sure to massage his scalp as he did so.

You smirked triumphantly. Within minutes, Diluc was yawning, eyes drooping and head lulling back every once in a while before snapping back upright to try to maintain consciousness.

“My love,” you cooed as you continued your ministrations, “I truly do think it's time for us both to go to sleep.”

With a dreamy sigh, Diluc relented. “All right, I suppose this can wait until later today once I'm a bit more we'll rest.”

Ok so hear me out. I think that once Xiao gets used to it, he’ll be a total how for your affection and your affection only.

He won't say it, but whenever he's in your arms his karmic debt simply evaporates. It's like whoosh, gone.

When Xiao’s in your arms he is no longer the fearsome Adeptus or the Vigilant Yaksha. He is not a servant of Rex Lapis or a protector of Liyue. He is simply Xiao, your lover.

The first time it happens though, he was not expecting to feel another’s body pressed against his back without warning, so he was quite started.

He looked like cats when they are scared so their backs rise and their hair stands. That was literally him.

“A mortal such as yourself must truly have a death wish if she is bold enough to sneak up on an Adeptus,” Xiao commented gruffly.

You had taken the rare opportunity to give Xiao an affectionate hug sneak attack whilst he was preoccupied with his thoughts, staring aimlessly at the view from atop the Wangshu Inn without truly comprehending anything around him.

Upon hearing his comment, you immediately unfurled your arms from around his waist. Fearful of making your boyfriend uncomfortable.

“Wait! What are you doing? I never said I disliked it. You may continue if you so wish to.” Xiao's voice was laced with a pleading, urgent undertone.

In Xiao language that very clearly meant ‘wait, I didn't mean I didn't like it. Please don't stop.”

You immediately grinned as you spied the red tips of his ears. You were willing to bet one thousand mora that his whole face was beet red.

The two of you stayed there for quite a while, simply enjoying being in each other's hold. After a while, you want to move away from your lover only to have him grab you softly by the wrist.

“If you do not mind, I would like to continue. I am not yet ready to let go of you,” he admitted, ducking his head in embarrassment despite you being unable to see it.

“Of course, my beloved. You have me forever, “ you declared, tightening your hold on him.

[notnctu]

happenstance | n.yt

━ in part of beginnings collaboration

❀ nakamoto yuta x fem!reader ❀ genre - fluff ❀ details - slight soulmate!au, strangers to lovers!au ❀ wc - 3.6k ❀ warnings - suggestive language ❀ synopsis - nakamoto yuta has appeared in your life on multiple separate occasions, is this a sign of fate or simple happenstance? you were never one to believe in soulmates or happy endings, but you may have stumbled upon your own fairytale with several happy beginnings.

“do you believe in fate?”

❀ a/n - here is my last fic for whoever knows how long. i will be closing this blog tonight at 11:59pm and it will be officially closed once i post my closing post. please look forward to author xuxi’s story tonight as well! it was truly a pleasure for me to write for you all and im so entirely happy that this piece made it part of our masterlist. this is my ode to writing. like i have been saying, along with the theme of beginnings, i hope we begin another chapter in our lives happily and excitedly. thank you loves! ♡ joyce

Was it a complete coincidence or fate? The silver haired boy peeks between the tall shelves of the school library. His sharp, yet docile eyes peer over at you with no true interest. His lean stature leans against the coffee shop counter comfortably. Nevertheless, seeing his familiar face so often is grounds for curiosity, right?

The first encounter with him was rather ominous. You had been working on a project during the late hours of the night, struggling to figure out how to word vomit the last three pages of your essay. It was autumn, where the evenings come quicker and the orange leaves scatter the campus like artwork. It was also one of the hardest seasons to adjust during school, where assignments seem absolutely endless before the winter holidays.

It was just you there in the corridors, your table being messy from all your notes and empty cups of coffee. You had been alone for hours, or so you had thought. Throughout all your concentration, the sound of falling books broke you from your blinding screen. Slowly, you turned around to examine the empty library, not a single human in sight. 

When you had settled back in your seat, an object rolled and hit the leg of your table. A can of coffee with a post it note patiently waited for you to pick it up. 

Goodluck Nakamoto

It was unclear if the message was addressed to Nakamoto or if it was signed by him. Nonetheless, you placed it on your desk and hoped the owner would stop by to retrieve it soon. If not, it was going to be your source of good luck for the night. And it did, whoever it belonged to never showed up that night to reclaim it. 

However, that name stuck around for longer than you were aware. Although you didn’t give the mysterious coffee another thought, it wasn’t the last time you’d hear that name. Coffee became a big part of your mid-years in college, to the point where you’d get up early just to get your regular dose of delicious caffeine. 

It was slightly odd; there were two coffee shops you bounced between depending on your mood that specific day. One was on campus and usually much more crowded with impatient college students and a louder buzz. The other was a short walk away around a quiet corner, with much more trendy decor and comfortable seating to bask in your main character coffee shop moments. 

Both shops you have accidentally grabbed someone else’s drink, but both times you never realized until after you finished and tossed the cup. The name written Nakamoto or initials Y.N scribbled on the side in permanent black ink didn’t ever phase you. 

Though you have never questioned the name, you did always seem to see a young man waiting for coffee around the same time as you or wandering the halls in the library. His silver hair was eye-catchingly significant, he wasn’t ever hard to miss. You’d recognize those striking locks anywhere, right?

Wrong. A night out on Halloween was enough proof that you weren’t able to pinpoint the silver hair boy from anywhere. Whichever one of your friends believed that a masquerade party was a fantastic idea was clearly too drunk to care at the end of it all. You don’t meet strangers faceless and you weren’t going to find your love at first sight here.

It was a rough night; while your friends paraded around the crowded living room with large amounts of alcohol swishing in their stomachs, you found a place away from the center crowd chaos. However, this made you vulnerable as you stood alone with no friends, no one else by your side. Oddly enough, you being alone seemed like an invitation for unwanted strangers to come with bad intentions. 

Your friends were nowhere to be found, lost in a heavy crowd of masked individuals. You really thought you were screwed as a hunky man approached with a wicked smile on his face. He asked you if you wanted company --- you didn’t. He asked if you wanted a drink --- you didn’t. You wished for him to leave you alone --- he didn’t. 

All until someone came to your rescue. A brown-haired boy with a full face mask and piercings that lined his ears swooped in front of you, creating a barrier between you and the unwanted stranger. 

“Is this man bothering you?” The sudden boy questioned, his eyes were fierce and friendly all at the same time. His mask stood out amongst all the generic ones, the black dazzling gems lined along the outer perimeter and the decorative black ink drew dancing swirls in the white space. 

Your small nod confirmed your uneasiness, the boy to the rescue sized up the other man. “It’s funny how you think you have a chance with someone as beautiful as her.” His shift in attitude felt so natural, as his sharp eyes turned threatening and the tone in his voice lowered several octaves.

“And who the hell are you?” 

The strange hero stands with his chest puffed out, though he may be an average height. His aura colored him in the strongest colors and a feeling that was secure, confident, safe. His fingers found yours in the heat of the moment, index finger wrapped around your own and then completely. Your hands held each other in the darkness, the energy that surged through your veins was electrifying. Incredibly enthralling. 

It’s as if his hand was made to fit your own. Nonetheless, you blinked down at your intertwined hands and wondered why it felt so beautiful to be holding this random stranger’s hand. 

“Not important. What is important is the fact that she is my girlfriend, and we’d both like for you to leave us the fuck alone.” His words were so polite, yet scary all at once. You can’t fathom ever knowing a person with such an ambiance.

Girlfriend. The way the word rolled from his lips shocked you, how was it so easy? 

Without another word or protest, the bulky man walked off with eyes rolled to the ceiling. The brown haired boy turned to face you, hand dropped from yours immediately. You were brought back to reality as you stared back at the masked man. You couldn’t see it, but something inside of you knew that he was smiling back at you. And you didn’t know it yet, but it was the most beautiful smile shining back at you. 

“Thank you.” These two words were not enough to display how sincere you felt for his help.

“No need for that. Let me introduce myself.” He cleared his throat, “I’m--”

“Hey!” Another stranger interrupted, a hand placed on the boy’s shoulder. “We were looking all over for you. Come on, we’re going to head to another party. Too many creeps.” 

He laughed, “tell me about it. Stay safe out here.” He patted your shoulder and just like that, the masked boy walked out of your life without an identity. 

But you dreamed about that masked boy for the rest of your days. You dreamed about him so much that he suddenly felt so familiar to you and your biggest regret was not stopping him for a name.

Yuta never thought twice about the disappearances of his coffees, mistaken orders happen more often than not. Passing strangers come and go through people’s lives until they are no longer strangers. And, if he didn’t pay close enough attention, he probably wouldn’t have even thought twice about how there was a familiar face around him. 

However, he couldn’t ignore your presence. It’s something about how you enter the room, the coffee shop bell rings at the sound of an entrance and despite all the times he doesn't look up, the one time he does, you enter through the glass door. Every time. 

Or how he’d walk in different aisles of the library, and there you are sitting at a table on the same side. 

The night of the masquerade party, he swore, holding that stranger’s hand felt like something unreal. In his head, he even wondered what the chances were that it was you. Although this man was never one to believe in soulmates, the mysterious occurrences did have him questioning the thought of it. 

“I don’t understand, you are such a catch. Nakamoto Yuta, the soccer star.” His friend lightly elbows him in the ribs. They pass the ball between their legs across the large green field. If there was one place on campus where Yuta could be found, it would be this place. His serenity.

“Just because you got into a relationship, doesn’t give you the right to start discussing mine.” Yuta chuckles, kicking the ball into the net goal with his strength.

“It has me just wondering. Dude, you’re actually cool and good looking.” His friend huffs, catching his breath from running around.

“I haven’t met anyone that I want to potentially get into something with.” Yuta falls to the ground, the sky above him and the sun shining so bright. The clouds float gently, such a nice day today. 

“You know what, my girlfriend has a friend that I think you’d get along with.” His friend joins by his side on the grass, “I only met her once, but she seems nice.” 

“What else is she like?” Slightly intrigued, Yuta props up on his elbows.

“It’s hard to explain, but it could be some potential soulmate shit.” They both burst into laughter, completely clueless at the implications of that sentence. “I can set you two up.” 

“I mean, it’s not the worst idea.” Yuta jokes, but his friend is already dialing his girlfriend’s number. She picks up almost immediately, cooing with a cringey nickname before abruptly stopping upon hearing Yuta’s company.

“Do you remember the friend that you wanted to set up with Yuta?” Yuta narrows his eyes at his friend, this was already premeditated. 

His friend looks sheepishly at him, rubbing the back of his neck out of habit. “Do you think we’d get along well?” Yuta asks into the receiver, picking at the grass. 

“More than well.” His girlfriend replies. And before he knows it, Yuta hears a whole ear full about his potential soulmate. Under the beating afternoon sun, on the fresh cut grass, Yuta lays under the blue skies listening to every attribute about a person he has yet to know and daydreaming scenarios of what could be. 

Yuta knows everything about you --- from your height down to what your comfort shoes are, from what makes you smile to what makes you cry. Given that your friend overshares well more than even needed, Yuta genuinely believes that you sound perfect. It’s almost too good to be true, how well you two would get along. He juggles with the fact that his friend could be overexaggerating or compensating, Yuta doesn’t even have a face or name to connect who you are. 

And it seems rather rash… to be in love with someone you’ve never actually met. 

If only you didn’t stay up all night trying to help your friend study for her math exam, you wouldn’t be running across the large soccer field to make it to your class on time. Sleeping over may not have been the worst mistake, if anything, her apartment is right around campus. However, the quickest way to the East side of lecture halls is through the massive grassy soccer field. 

Having to take a completely different route than usual, you’re unsure of which diverging path onto campus ground is the best way. The grass is freshly cut, the smell pinching at your nose from the fresh morning dew. There are only a few individuals out on the field, but surely they are watching you and possibly thinking how crazy you look running across the giant course. 

Your bag strap is slipping from your shoulders, and you can barely hold onto your books in your arms. The thought of whether your bag is zipped all the way doesn’t even cross your mind, as you’re out of breath from the urgency.

Yuta enjoys practicing his kicks early in the morning, usually the field is less crowded and there is not much distraction that takes place. The air is nice and cool, morning dew wets his cleats slightly. He drops his bag on the bench, rolling the ball in his hands as he steps onto the grass.

It’s empty for the most part, all he sees is a person running for their life with books slipping from their hands. He doesn’t pay them much mind, knowing that they’re probably trying to make it to their morning class. They are far enough where he can’t be bothered.

He sets the ball on the ground, stretching out his limbs before the rigorous exercise. Suddenly, a voice calls out. “Hey!” Yuta stops to look around.

“Do you know which path leads straight to the social science lecture hall?” You’re panting at this point, but there is no time for you to stop and be shy about asking for directions. You’re still running as fast as you can, but you hope the random boy answers before you pass him too far.

Yuta stares quizzically at your moving figure, barely able to make out anything besides your clothing. “The right one, continue straight through the stop sign and make a left. It should be the front doors.” He yells back, knowing that he takes that route practically every afternoon after his morning kicks. 

“Thank you!” You wave back with your free arm, picking up the pace toward the right side of the opening. But you don’t notice the sudden object that falls from your jacket pocket, landing in the midst of the grass. 

Yuta notes the quick drop of color, “you dropped something!” however, your body moves farther and farther away, growing smaller in the horizon. He takes the initiative to hurry over to grab it, he can just catch up to you and return it. 

As he makes it to the spot, it causes him to blink twice. A coffee can lays in the grass with a post it note stuck right over the label. 

Goodluck Nakamoto

Picking it up, the paper is very tattered at this point and wrinkled up that it barely sticks on the metal. Nonetheless, Yuta recognizes the handwriting and reading his surname causes inexplicable slight panic in his system. Although the coffee is a whole different can, the scribbling of his name is original and familiar. He isn’t fully able to comprehend how a random stranger has the note that his best friend wrote to him before leaving for college.

He holds onto it, unsure if he should return it to the stranger that dropped it as it was originally his. Dropping it into his own bag, he is beyond puzzled by the thought that the lost coffee can and note managed to find its way back to him.

You’re rummaging your bag after finally settling in the back of the lecture hall. Lucky for you, your friend saved you a spot so you didn’t have to fight someone to move their possessions off of a seat.

“Are you free for dinner tomorrow? There’s someone I’d like you to meet.” Your friend whispers, but you’re lost at the bottom of your bag.

“Fuck,” you curse softly. Your hands push items around to see if it may have been there. “I dropped my coffee.”

“Just get a new one.” Your friend rolls her eyes, not understanding the massive defeat in your face when you place your bag on the floor next to your chair. “I’m sure they sell the one you like at the vendors.”

“I can get a new coffee, I’m upset because it had my lucky note on it.” Your shoulders slump forward, already awaiting the complete dread of misfortune coming your way.

“You mean that crumpled up thing you have in your pocket all the time? Who is it even from?”

You wave off your friend, “not important. It just found me on the night I was dying over a half-assed paper that I thought I was going to completely fail, but… I passed it.. With full marks and excellent feedback. Then, I forgot about the note in my bag and found it again stuck onto one of my notebooks as I took it out for a midterm exam.” 

“Don’t say it.” Your friend blinks at you with utter confusion.

“I passed with the highest score in the class.” The reaction from your friend is priceless, but also underwhelming.

“Okay, but how does that piece of paper have magical properties like that?” 

You shrug, not being one to really question how the universe works its own magic in everyone’s lives. “It’s just a good luck charm, now I lost it. I’m going to literally be so unlucky for the rest of my life.”

“Well, I’ll get you something and have it blessed by me.” Your friend pats your back lovingly to comfort you, even though losing that wrinkly post it note brings more devastation than expected. “I want to introduce you to someone and maybe he’ll make you feel more luck than that charm did.”

“Hold on, what? You’re setting me up on a date?” You’re taken aback by the change in conversation.

“I think you two would really get along.” Her wide smile makes your stomach churn. You have been single for the majority of your life for the reason that no one lives up to your standards for a partner. It’s actually not the first time you’ve been on dates set up by friends, but a lot of them don’t seem to know you enough to find someone you’d like.

“Are you sure?” Hesitation in your face and tone of voice does not phase your friend.

She nods, “I already know he’s the one for you.”

There is some faith in her, you have known her since the summer before college. However, you’re not so keen about how attentive she is to others as she is sometimes absent minded. A part of you believes that she is trying to set you up because she recently entered a new relationship herself, hoping to share the joy and happiness with her good friend.

“I’ll do it just for you, but I’m not expecting anything out of it.” Slumping back into your seat, you realized that half of the lecture slides have already zoomed past. Now, you have no clue what the professor is even talking about.

“Trust me.” She holds your arm, giving it a light squeeze. Although you’re still a bit reluctant, it couldn’t hurt to meet someone new. Now that you longer have your good luck charm, you hope that the date won’t go disastrous. 

Yuta stands before you, speechless and mouth slightly open.

You stand before the silver haired boy, noting the new brown color in his locks and trying to register this encounter.

Your friend made sure you were not going to miss this dinner date, pushing you out the door early. There was no face or name to look for. She gave you no direction as to whom it may be, looking for a complete stranger among crowds of others. 

When Yuta asked his friend for a name, a picture of who he should be looking for, he refused. Instead, he gave him the most generic and vague response. “You’ll know the moment you lay eyes on her.” It only caused him to groan and rush out the door, hoping that the ridiculous statement held some truth to it.

Nonetheless, you both noticed each other immediately. Yuta stood outside of the restaurant in a loose silky top and hands shoved into his jean pockets. You walked toward him in the same colors you ran out in the day before.

There was no denying that you both could feel the tension in the air. He couldn’t place it, it was not awkward. It was a heavy familiarity, like you two have met before. 

You could feel it in your gut, in the deepest part of your memory. This is not the first time you two have met. It’s almost as if these encounters scattered throughout your life up until this one moment --- where you two finally meet face to face.

Yuta can barely make out any words. The concept of soulmates does not seem too bizarre now. “I heard a lot about you.” You both are not acknowledging the fact that you have seen each other before, have wondered about one another, and have wanted to meet again. 

“Please don’t believe anything my friend told you.” Already, you’re afraid of all the nonsense she could have said to this very attractive stranger. Could it be just coincidences?

“So you’re not a beautiful potential soulmate?” Yuta chuckles a bit, your eyes growing wide at the confession. “I’m Yuta.” He extends his hand to shake.

You introduce yourself, following his handshake with a firm grip. But the moment your hands connected, it felt too familiar for you not to recognize. It fits perfectly, an energy surges through both of your veins and triggers a memory. The boy from the masquerade party.

However, you two do not notice the brief pause in conversation and the lingering grips on each other’s hands. All commotion around you two seem to come to a halt and you’re existing in each others’ presence. Yuta drops his hand first, rubbing the back of his neck out of nervousness and confusion. “Random question,..”

Blinking up at him, his eyes gleam with a sparkling shine under the yellow fluorescent lights. Your heart is in your throat at what he could ask, confused beyond any mind to process what is happening.

“Do you believe in fate?” 

You gasp slightly at the question. Something inside your soul bursts with excitement, not entirely grasping this feeling that fills your heart. 

But there is something you both could make out in the mess of emotions that present themselves, 

This is a beginning that you’ve both long anticipated.

[turnaboutinlove]

Maya x Fem! Reader? Just a general hcs where they both confessed their feelings is fine ! btw goodluck for your blog !!

Maya Fey and Fem!Reader Confession HCs

aaaa! hello hello, thanks for the good luck! hopefully this is okay lol (unfortunately i’m a bit dumb so sorry if this isn’t what you wanted!). i hope your day is going well !

Maya hadn’t expected to be so stressed about confessing, but she found that just going with the flow would be the best.

It’s Phoenix who prompted her to confess — kinda. Maya was just rambling on about you, he had to give a gentle push! “You should confess to her if you really like her, I’m sure she feels the same.”

Unfortunately (or fortunately) to her surprise, you both confessed at the same time. It’s a bit reassuring and she likes to remind you of this fact occasionally — “It just means that we’re meant to be together, hehe!”

She had called you out to the agency (much to Phoenix’s chagrin) to try make the whole thing seem casual — not to say that she didn’t think of you as not special… she was just afraid you wouldn’t be surprised by her amazing revelations!

Maya is unsure how to initiate her confession first, but when you both go to speak… it comes out as a blur.

“Maya I… I think you’re neat and… wanna go get burgers or something?”

“(S/O)… hehe, you’re the coolest… Lets get burgers together sometime! But… as a date!”

It’s shocking to know that you feel the same way as her — she’s ecstatic yet flustered at the same time because she hadn’t expected you to genuinely like her back in a romantic way.

Phoenix may or may not have been secretly speculating — just out of concern for both you and Maya. But when you do eventually reveal the news (that he already knows), he’ll congratulate you both!

Eventually you settle one a date to go out and get some burgers (of course, since it’s Maya’s favourite food). Besides, you’ve been meaning to try that ridiculous ramen burger concoction at that one restaurant…

In the meantime though, you decide to huddle up and watch a movie. Maybe Steel Samurai. Definitely Steel Samurai — Maya invites you to tease Phoenix about his “old man agenda” and how little he knows about the show, while cuddling together. Poor Phoenix is probably going to third wheel the whole movie.

[genshin-obsessed]

OK so I got kind of concerned and misread that: I thought you said you were re-opening interactions now >.<

Regardless take your time! And I hope you have fun!

Goodluck is school! I'm graduating high school next month, and if I can pass three schools then you can succeed too!

-🍳/slushie anon

Man I typed a big thing out and them tumblr just decided to delete it. Why am I even here

I wanted to, ngl but I already have a bunch of requests to finish so I have to take it slow sadly. But I do miss them! So I can’t wait to open them again!

O: yay for graduation! I’m super happy for you and proud of you! Let’s succeed together!

It makes sense, it’s easier to just add to a conversation topic than coming up with one. I’ll try on doing something to spark conversation myself on this blog but with how busy I’ll be soon enough it’s gonna be a bit tough. Nothing I can’t handle tho, I don’t think lol

Ah yes! Sadly, we had to stop for the time being bc our DM didn’t have the space for it but I think she plans on starting it up again! I hope so cuz it was really fun and I kinda miss those guys lol

Always o:

[piermanwalter]

I never know what happens next on this blog. 3d models? ok thats what your doing now. job search hell? goodluck man. atomic cyber gilfs? might as well

Experienced observers know that I cycle through topics and it only seems erratic because it takes me years to return to my previous bullshit.

[nightswithkookmin]

Imo there is enough to support the possibility of a romantic relationship, but you are writing full on narratives with impossible specificity. You know what confirmation bias is but some young impressionable people dont yet . Forgive me but misleading with ' alt facts' can hurt someone even if you dont mean it. I think you are a good person not looking to hurt anyone. But the way you postulate without any evidence makes your actions a little but like those of a charlatan. Peace and kindness

All these kind words you spew...

It feels more like an advice than a question so I'm not sure how to respond to it...

Let me just say thank you? I never quite understood what the brouhaha was about with my posts but after talking to a few people, 'on the other side' lol and reading your Ask, I think I'm starting to get a better sense of what the problem is.

Something about young impressionable minds or people?

Let the council of elders know, those are not my audience please. I cater to a much more mature audience- at least so far. The people that I interact with and engage with on my posts on and off Tumblr are very mature and not impressionable at all.

They are People with brains who can tell an opinion from fact and can engage in deep complex controversial conversations without throwing up, shedding tears or cussing through to the heavens.

If there are 'impressionable people' reading my blogs- they do so at their own risk. If you know any such people or they run to you with my theories kindly point out to them it's just theory because that's what my opinions are.

I think the best thing you can do is to advice such people to grow up if they are going to sit at the adult table or not read my posts at all. I think you need to learn to hold the right people accountable for their actions.

The best I can do in this case- to hold myself accountable, is to put up a disclaimer on my posts to let people know what it is that they are reading- something I do quite often. But I will make conscious efforts to put up those disclaimers each time henceforth. Thank you.

That I write full on narratives with impossible specificity:

Is this Latin for, 'you write fiction get the fuck outta here?' Chilee.

I don't even know what you mean by this exactly so I may not be able to respond to it to your satisfaction. Bare with me.

So what if I write fiction? What is wrong with writing fiction? Do you hate fiction writers? I don't get what the hate is with these complaints honestly. Do you want me to put up a disclaimer stating my blogs are fiction? Would that help? I would glady do it.

If it helps you sleep at night think of my blogs as fiction- a rose by any other name. I've been keeping up with Shakespeare. Lol.

I don't think it's that deep. Listen, you gotta understand that just because we both 'ship' Jikook don't mean we are on the same team...

Most alt shippers I know and who read my posts and engage with it are not even Army to begin with, for your information. They could care less about these shipping politics of yours. Have you thought about that?

Some simply ship JK and JM and support them because they believe they are members of the LGBTQ plus community not because they are part of BTS.

There are different communities out there who are also into Jikook- for very different reasons. You gotta respect that.

To you, Jikook is just a ship within BTS that may or may not be real, but to some of us they have very much outgrown that description...

They are a brand of their own, a power couple and members of the LGBTQ plus community- Gay Icons extraordinaire. I think we take very different stock in Jikook. So stop trying to fit us all into one box.

It's disrespectful to try and control the way that people perceive their OTP and support them. Jikook don't just belong to Army Jokers, they belong to different communities outside Army. Are you aware of that?

And please don't confuse the intersect. I am an alt-shipper yes but I just so happen to be an Army too. But if I wasn't an Army, I'd still pretty much 'ship' and support Jikook- make no mistake. There are quite a few of us running around these streets, you know?

So you have every right to want to gatekeep your Army Jikook- but you have to do that without infringing on other rights of other 'Jikook communities.'

Throughout my blogs I have tried to shed light on what altshipping is because I thought it would help bridge the gap but clearly that hasn't worked. Sigh.

Misleading alt facts

Do you not know what it means or you are just being ironic?👀

Why is it ok for you to believe and proclaim that JK and BigHit lied about JK dating the Tattoo artist but it's not ok for me to believe JK is telling the truth when he says he didn't date her and that BigHit saw an opportunity to kill two birds with one stone- hence why they didn't press charges against the shop for breach of privacy like they had said they were going to do. Instead, they had asked the shop to keep calm till the scandal died down on it's own?

You start your piece off with the whole, 'there is enough evidence to support a romantic relationship' between JK and the tattoo shop lady- I assume.

For context, this Ask by this anon is in response to my recent post/ answer on the tattoo girl scandal where the topic of discussion was on BigHit, JK and the tattoo artist and not Jikook perse.

A statement that is in direct conflict with JK's statement, BigHit's and the lady in questions, all denying that there was a romantic relationship between her and Jungkook- and somehow I am misleading who- who now with my theory??? Chileee.

Do you see the problem here? Double standards- the hallmark of bigotry. Lmho. You are literally doing the very thing you are accusing me of. Making confident assertions and claiming you know more about JK and the Lady's relationship and even have 'enough evidence' contrary to BigHit, JK and the Tattoo artist's statements denying the rumors- at least when I theorize I admit I'm being delusional. What's your excuse? When you say charlatan are you referring to yourself? You must be. Lmho.

Now I'm confident in my comprehension skills and intelligent enough to know when you make an assertion like this- it is your opinion and you are just stating your opinion. If you are not then honey you'd be opening yourself up to some serious litigation... goodluck I guess. Lol.

You are allowed to form an opinion about a topic. There is nothing wrong with that. If to you, JK and this person dated that is fine. I am not going to cyber bully you, stalk you, throw slurs at you, harrass you, dox you, slid into people's Dms to spread hate and lies about you just because I don't agree with your opinion. And for the record, I don't agree with your opinion. Hehehehe.

I have stated my opinion on the matter. I said I think JK and this person did hang out, go on dates but that there was no romantic sexual relationship between them because I believe that would have had much serious consequences and effects on Jikooks dynamics no matter how much they tried to keep a cool facade. Whoever felt cheated on would have acted more insecure than usual post the incident- how does this make me a charlatan? Are you saying it's wrong it have an opinion? Chileee.

Now if you can produce 'evidence' of them having sex or even kissing, then I will gladly change my mind on the topic and not sweat it.

Jikook have done way worse questionable things in 7 good years and people still don't believe they are dating. Jk hangs out with a female friend a few times in less than a month and suddenly he is dating her? Lmho.

You don't need me to tell you people are more eager to accept a heterosexual relationship than wrap their heads around the fact that two male idols are gay and in a gay relationship with eachother. Don't you just love it when homophobia meets heteronormativity and stinks? I do. Lol.

I mean this is a fandom that thinks JK is 'too touchy' and doesn't respect his boundaries- they practically swear JK is cheating on Jimin with every member any time he hugs, kisses, wings at within the group. You think they will be 'objective' about JK hanging out with a girl? Even if it happened once?

You said something about confirmation bias.... I will not touch it. Lmho.

This is not the first time JK has gone on a date with a girl. This is not the first time he has 'dated a girl', he has hand girls on his laps or whatever- what is a back hug? I think people need to stop defining Jikook's lives by their own standards. If a backhug is intimate to you. Thats you. If you think a grown ass man cannot hang out with a female friend, that's equally you.

You think if he thought it was inappropriate and risky he would do it 'in public?' Get with Kpop Idol dating culture. Lmho.

Do you know the lengths they go through to keep their relationships a secret? Especially non celebrity girlfriends? Chen from EXO got married and where is his wife? They keep their flings tighter than Trump keeps his toupee on his head. Lol.

They hide them not out of shame but out of love and the need to protect their loved ones. These idols have family members who have their restaurants and businesses shut down because they want to keep their privacy.

You think JungKook's girlfriend would- on her own, issue a statement regarding a scandal that Jungkook's agency had specifically directed her and her shop to keep quiet about and lay low till it blew away on its own? And later, started liking couple posts about her and JK? If they were dating, certainly JK would have dumped her after that move. In my opinion.

You think JK would let his fandom drag the person he is in a relationship with to the extent she loses her Job- when in his Itaewon gay pub scandal BigHit referred to the issue as his private affair immediately it happened? They could have kept the same energy with her, no?

They handled his gay pub scandal much better, with much respect and consideration for his privacy- if he dated her sorry but she mustn't have meant much to him at all. And if I were her I would have dumped him for that shit and not stay liking couple posts about us. Damn- But do you.

Taehyung was in a scandal with a girl too- did you see her liking posts and shit and going out of her way to do the most? Did you see how BigHit handled that scandal?

Nothing wrong if JK is 'dating' her or had 'dated' her and whatever person he decides he wants to be in a relationship with I will support him- that's why I support Jikook.

But your opinion is equally valid my guy. Just don't call me a charlatan for mine. You believe they dated, I believe they didn't- and to your impressionable young minds, I hope you are not selling them anything contrary to BigHit and JK's statement. That would be very irresponsible of you. Lol.

What else did you say?

Oh postulating without evidence...

Next time I write a theory based on my observations about Jikook, remind me to break off a piece of my brain and attach it to it- I guess that way people would finally understand when I say things like 'I think' 'in my opinion' 'I feel' 'I believe' that these are just my thoughts and opinions and not facts.

Let me leave you with this:

Peace and kindness. Namaste.

Signed,

GOLDY.

[bakedcrispss]

heyoo congratulations on 1k ! been only following u for a little while but I loveee ur posts ! so here I am humbly asking for a twd ship

so I'm a total metalhead , I love heavier music and going to concerts is my fav thing to do on the weekends . I'm also very much into horror (movies , tv shows , books ... u name it) even with all that I'm still a super shy person tho , small talk is my worst nightmare so I'm usually just quiet

can't wait to see who u would ship me with , haha I'm actually nervous

thank you my lov! 🥺 welcome to the blog im glad u enjoy the posts <3

I SHIP YOU WITH GLENN RHEE!

okay talking pre-apocalypse, you and glenn are classmates, probably already in a relationship because he's your highschool sweetheart. glenn's the type to handle the talking more, and even if it's by dumb jokes and puns, he's happy to be able to elicit a few laughs or giggles out of you! this dork's smile is contagious, so goodluck trying to stay quiet when he's busting out the stupidest stories he's had when you were little kids. he's definitely the one to bring out that more open side of you.

in terms of music tastes, glenn's pretty open into taking suggestions and to listening to genres that you love! man's flexible with his song favorites and will even join you in the concerts that you go to. watch this man turn from a quiet appreciator to a total die-hard fan of the artists or bands that you suggested to him weeks ago. he loves to hear what you like to do and what your hobbies are, and he would always love to be there to try them out with you!

ok look, glenn isn't much of a fan of horror, he deems himself as kind of a coward because of it, but with you? a switch turns and suddenly he's weakly walking to the porch of your house with a box of pizza and take out in his hands. glenn is willing to set aside his fears just so he can join you and watch something you're clearly passionate about. even if you get to hear the embarrassingly loud squeal he gives when a terrifying masked man jumps in the screen.

even with this experience, the dork would go out his way to scout for books that he deems you'd like, or if you mentioned wanting a certain book to buy, he's already got it for you! he'll work extra hard in his job to be able to afford that piece of literature while also still being able to take you out on cute little dates! glenn loves you a lot, and if it's to make you happy, he'll gladly take anything and anyone to see you have that smile on your face.

Want a ship? Send an ask :)

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[kreidewaltz]

YEAR END LOVE.

happy holidays and advance happy new year everyone!! this was supposed to be for christmas but.. yeah hope u had a great time w your loved ones <33 this is for my friends who helped me get thru shitty times, who made me laugh so hard, and made me feel appreciated :) to my mutuals, thank u for taking ur time to talk to me!! any interactions from u guys makes me so so happy <3 im proud of you for getting through this year!! this is gonna b a long one .. hehe <3 sorry if i didn't mention u!! i still love u :( this is in no particular order dw dw ily all d same

to my followers, mutuals, and people who likes my stuff in general ツ

AAAAAAA guys ily you rock !! thank u for supporting me and just being there for me (esp for the ones who listened and stayed w my shit !!) ty for liking, reblogging about my stuff, or just interacting w me!! pls pls talk to me let's have some good convo hehe i hope no one will send me or any blog hate bc that isn't cool >:( happiness and love only are allowed people!!!

@sunakissses ツ

my bestie, my bae, babe <3 you rock val if im honest :( even tho we haven't been friends for a long time, we just clicked !! and yeah talking to u is just makes me at ease n u have that comfy vibes :)) and our interactions r so funny and wholesome <33 i just love when im talking to ya you know :(( and idk i love ur supportive aura whenever i do something hehe :( lets keep going next year and be more closer >:) and yes u and suna r going to be the cat's first ever aunt and uncle <3

@romaune ツ

okay .. the literal meaning of sunshine, yes you gracie baby :( you're so wholesome i wanna cry thats me 2 u !! i love your aura and just everything, i get so excited when u reply to my asks fr, because ure so enthusiastic n i like that a lot !!! :( ik we don't talk a lot yet but from our interactions (or just us screamin abt our mans winks) i know i gained a friend, a good n funny friend for that:) and ure so like hinata i wanna squish and hug and talk to!! i love how we scream abt our ongoing suna brainrots HAHA can't forget that <33

@cryoqi ツ

people put ur hands up 4 the coolest person ive met !!!! >:( istg you're so kind and so funny even if thats not ur intention T_T at first i was intimidated by u but then yeah <33 we vibe :( only the real ones know abt us and me bein your bread anon <33 ure rlly great and can't forget d time us and dove sang thru texts ...? yes that i cried while laughing HAHA, and yes i love the way u write 2!! so you and just amazing overall :)) n yeah i like to talk to u a lot in the server !!! ure so funny & relatable at times hihi

@miyasangel ツ

arden bae !!! you're so ... cool and pretty and one of the people i want 2 talk to in here <3 you're like cool and the way you write is chefs kiss >:( and i love it whenever we talk abt random things AHSHS and when we talk abt atsumu <33 i love love that !! n yeah good thing i interacted w u b4 on ur old blog and get to talk to you more !!! i was so shy n nervous while sending you asks sometimes LMAO idk why :(( ure rlly a great friend <3 n i think u also became a factor on why im liking inarizaki :D

@cafemiya ツ

omg hail to issy !! i know we don't talk that much yet but i literally like u a lot >:( you're rlly great w your long fics !! n handmade heaven lead me to you and ur asks <3 and you're so chaotic too HAHA i like that :) dw ill always shower u w compliments bc u so deserve it bby !!! and i squeal sometimes when u reply to my asks w the same energy :(( n yes i just love you and your vibe in general <3 and im so excited 4 the collab !!! <3 thanks for reaching me out hehe or my slowburn fic journey wont happen :( anw ily and keep slayin issy baby!!!! :D

@kuro0luvr ツ

omg kieran .. the big phat supporter of chlojime is here people !!! <3 i just love loooove talking to you esp in the server & we scream abt anything n everything :( and thank u for always giving me support and everyone else when we're down!! you're one of my sunshines 2 :( i love how we just talk and instantly b close friends you know!! even tho we dont chat like in dms we r so close hehe :( and yes ill never forget how happy u got when i complimented that u have akaashi vibes <3 ty for being a good friend n supporter to me :(((

@oikawasbliss ツ

milo everyday !!! >:) i missed our interactions tbh :( you're just so chill n i vibe w u a lot!! your themes omg i want em its so aesthetic and everything <3 and uhm i love ur love for oikawa >< i mean who wouldn't but whenever i see smth kawa related i think of u immediately T_T and yes ure just so so cool :(( lets talk more soon gah and maybe talk abt aot hehe smirks <3 and yes i just like ur themes and vibe a lot <3 lets talk more soon gah >:)

@himichii ツ

I KNOW we didn't talk really like until few weeks ago but ... you're so funny and kind n lowkey sweet HAHA u were so intimidating before i can't talk 2 u <//3 but im glad i did !! not me writin this and listening to the playlist u made for me :( omg thank u for that and the other that u posted, i felt nostalgic and (good) sad on d inside <3 HAHS lets talk more omfg idk what 2 say :( OH oh ure a greatt writer :( the angst u sent yesterday made me sad gah <3 let's talk more in the new years!!! :(

@hajimine ツ

oml lexy bae where do i start??? omg ily like <3 because you're so nice n sweet n so funny 2!! glad i started participating in your ask games and on that we became friends hehe :( i love how we just talk abt anything on your asks <33 like ur life keeps me entertained HAHA and when u became more chaotic n all that .. i liked it!!! :( and oh u write so well if u didnt know >:( can't wait 4 more interactions w you bae !! <3 and ugh omg ily <3 literally cannot express how much :( you have good vibes n i wanna have that too !! and love how we just scream over one man ;D

@lcaita ツ

omg kai ... hi <3 HAHS sorry if im so awkward wtf but ure so cool and so funny !!! i like ur vibes always even tho ure not always around <3 and when youre around i just get happy !!! >< for some reason i love ur name hehe and uhm i love ur aesthetics hehe on ur acc !!! >:) and yes thank u for being a kind friend hehe :( lets talk more next yr abt anything!!! maybe abt ur mans (kaashi, semi, others) hehe ;)

@kemochie ツ

nea !!! i just . wanna say that you're a sweet human being :( and deserve the world :( ik we didnt interact much yet but !!! i love u already n your aura in general <3 and i just get soft on ur username for some reason T_T i love our little interactions from time 2 time n i wanna boost that more on the new years!! <3 idk i like u :( that's it thats my say :(

@nightmareupondaydream ツ

kana baby !!! im so grateful for u whenever u send me sweet words at random times ... and when i need it <3 and i missed our chats in dms :( lets do it again sometime !! im gonna be here for u okay :( and you're so sweet fr i love u,, and yeah just talkin about how shitty life is or how my writing goes, let's do that on the new years oki!! <3333

@ravscrii ツ

thank u for being there like really >< ik u have own probs to solve but you still helped me :( ty for being a great listener and supporter hehe <3 u deserve great things !!! and pls dw okay we're good even tho we arent talking that much :( i miss that hehe n ure a kind and funny person ASHS esp in the server ur replies n everything make me laugh :( lets talk more soon like the old times AAAAAA i miss it hehe <3 and goodluck on genshin HAHA pls entertain me w it even tho i don't play </3

@rintaroll ツ

olivia babe <3 omg i missed u sorry 4 not checking on u :( forgive me <//3 just wnna say u totally made my 2020 better n a little more bearable <3 i like ur vibes sm and ur name .. olivia wow i like it :( and oh you're so aesthetic like ur blog in general ??? hello pls step on me :( and u also influenced me (for some reason) to like tsumu more ?! which i dont mind at all .. i like it when we scream over tsumu or i tease u n him getting horknee :D yeah and god i can't forget the time we fangirled over gojo on ur asks ... and u sent me gojo gifs which made me scream <3 one of my unforgettable moments w ya!!

to my hajime anon + mod ツ

thank u for always being here :( and you just chatting w me makes me so happy <3 i hope you'll see this hehe and just thank u and ily yknow :( when im down or happy, or shitty you're just there, supporting me always <3 im so grateful for that!! and hajime anon mod ily :( thank u for taking ur time to chat w me and make me so happy hehe <3 take ur time okay :)

to my baby, stella ツ

AAAAAAA idk if you'll see this but shoot me an ask if u saw :( uhm i love ur vibes and you're so cool !! promise <3 and your theme changes r always so beautiful <3 pls pls i love you so much agh im so worried when u deactivated :( pls dont overwork okay whenever ure working :( i love talkin to u always in ur asks !!! ure so sweet and lovely grr >:( u deserve all d good things okay ily stel :((