#gordon martinis freeman

[hymnforascarecrow]

can't take him anywhere smh

[dimonds456-but-only-hlvrai]

BENREY!

[hals-homo-blog]

Hal's Homo Polls #1

[h0undeye]

beautiful idea: gordon freeman of hlvrai fame knows american sign language. this leads to him often, unintentionally, sneaking a few signs in when he gesticulates wildly while talking. i think it's a nice little callback to the popular idea of gordon freeman half life using asl

[gnomer4]

im on that tawog shi

[temothylol]

hhngh. its done 👍

insp under cut

[thefishdeath]

Benrey and Tommy are on opposite ends of the uncanny valley spectrum to me. They're both people aligned aliens. Benrey is the thing in your ally that you've know was not human from the start. Tommy is the next door neighbor and you are slowly starting to realize that something is off here

[dimonds456-art]

Half Life - Across/Into the Spiderverse AU. Think fast.

Explanations and some ramblings below the cut!

Miles Morales -> Alyx Vance RIPeter Parker -> Gordead Freeman Peter B Parker -> Gordon Feetman Gwen Stacy -> Chell bc I said so Spider Noir -> Gordon Freemind Penni Parker -> Grace Freeman (guys she's trans omg) Peter Porker -> Cuphead AU Gordon (doesn't have a name yet) The Prowler -> Judith Mossman Kingpin -> Wallace Breen Kingpin's grunts -> Various Combine ranks Jess Drew -> Azian Vance (SHE'S ALIVE WOAHHH) Pavitr Prabhakar -> Gordon B Freeman (Y2KVR) Hobie Brown -> Doug Rattman Miguel O'Hara -> Gman (possibly an alt ver of Coolatta but idk yet) Mayday Parker -> Joshua Freeman Spider-Byte -> Russel (HL:A) The Spot -> Benrey (Half Life version)

The idea behind this AU is that "Spiderman" is instead "The One Free Man," though the title changes depending on who's in the HEV suit. In the timeline we follow, Gordon gets killed after a second HEV suit just kinda *shows up* in the timeline without explanation, and Alyx puts it on, taking his place as The One Free Man.

ITSV plays out similarly with the Combine doing some Wacky Shit™ that brings other universes together (HLVRAI, Freeman's Mind, ect). Instead of jumping universes to completely different planets, they want to jump to the *same* planet in a different universe, an ability they ALMOST achieved before Alyx came through with her Freemanverse entourage and blew up the Citadel.

In the explosion, though, was Benrey. Not HLVRAI Benrey, but a different version of him. Gordon M Freeman (HLVRAI) is here after the events of his universe, so to him, this other Benrey is both a potential threat, and a second chance, while Alyx sees a potential ally and friend.

Half Life Benrey story:

The Combine already got to his world

They couldn't assimilate his species into their army because their regen abilities reversed anything done to them

Benrey managed to flee to Xen in one way or another

Lived there for a while

Gordon Pushed a Crystal™ and opened the rift

Benrey saw him fighting Nihlanth before getting taken to Earth in a portal storm

Lived there in hiding for like 2 minutes before-

The Combine showed up and destroyed the place

Benrey runs for a good part of his life

Captured by the Combine as a teenager

Lived in the upper parts of the Citadel for 8 years

When it explodes, he becomes Spot

Blames Gordon (and thus, the Resistance) for what happened to him and hates the Combine

He becomes his own 3rd party in the war

Alyx convinces him to join their side

FUCK the Combine they SUCK >:(

I have more ideas but i forgor

Just take this in the meanwhile! :)

[smolcrow465]

JUST A FEW HOURS HOW WE FEELIN

[catlokis-blog]

@gordonfreemansphysicsdegree I liked the Sam & Max idea

[stahp-right-there-peasant]

Random ass headcanon go!

HLVRAI!Gordon Freeman is half-Mexican and is a duel citizen of the USA and Mexico.

His middle name, Martinis, was actually a misspelling/mishearing of Martínez. The person who wrote the name thought his parents had said Martinis and was just like “weird choice but okay” and now he’s stuck with it.

Gordon also knows Spanish very well, having learned from his mother naturally as he grew up. (He’s basically fluent but he’s a bit rusty)

[hymnforascarecrow]

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[dimonds456-but-only-hlvrai]

BENREY!

[protosymphonette]

gordon freemans. gordon... freemen? gordon... threemen. ha ha

closeups + alt bg under the cut

[h0undeye]

based on real events (in a discord server)

[blushft]

also just to be clear! this isnt a "who is the dumbest" poll. this is which gordon has sustained the most amount of brain damage in their life.

(i am a firm believer in. many other gordons existing... but for the sake of simplicity + to not mess with results, i'm only putting the main 4 here... sorry guys!)