#gorgug x riz

[metaphoricallyrose]

That one couples meme but fantasy high lol

[rrat-king]

some bad kids snapchat

[shadowqueendiangelo]

My best friend has never seen D20 once in her life.

So…I asked her to explain Fantasy High characters to me based SOLELY on pictures of them, and I’ll let you all be the judge on how it turned out.

Pls let me know if I should make this a series in the tags

Pt 2

[angelwiththeblue-box]

wow holy shit what a finale i feel so vindicated and i need senior year now actually

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[avalon-author]

Your honor, I love her ♡

[becausesure]

For those that want it

Comprehend Subtext

Written by Brennan Lee Mulligan himself

From the Sophomore Year Q&A

Link here

https://docs.google.com/document/u/0/d/19ygrUE1iuz5XHtyoJCxYwPMZOC5eBIYhjFroQYCcQZ0/mobilebasic

[katlizada]

idk man if i was in adaine’s position my fists sure would be furious 👀

[incorrectly-quoted-queers]

Fantasy High Romances but as Songs

Kristen and Tracker: Take Me to Church by Hozier Gorgug and Zelda: Teenage Dirtbag by Wheatus Fabian and Aelwyn: Just The Girl by Click Five Riz and Baron: Possum Kingdom by Toadies Ragh and Fathethriel: I'm a Loner, Dottie, A Rebel by The Get Up Kids Fig and Ayda: Yellow by Coldplay Fabian and Ecaf: You're Beautiful by James Blunt Wanda Childa and Rueben: All I Wanted by Paramore Kristen and Gertie: Thank God for Girls by Weezer Fabian and Mazie: Dancin' in The Dark by Bruce Springsteen Dishonorable Mention Adaine and Oisin but its really just us fans who got played: Careless Whisper by George Michael

[dullgecko]

Riz obviously suffers the most from racism, often needing to be disguised when they travel or just straight up murdering the assholes that can’t keep their mouths shut. Obviously the bad kids made a Riz Protection Squad… Wait, why is Riz the president of his own protection squad? “Riz, wait, put down the knife. We’re supposed to protect you.- WHO GAVE HIM A MISSILE LAUNCHER!?”(Missile launcher was a joint effort of Fig, Adaine, and Gorgug. Made to specifically target racists.)

It wasn’t very surprising that Fig also had to deal with racists, mostly from religious humans and elves. She didn’t know what to do the first time a Helio follower berated her for existing, it was one of her old friends in middle school too, she ended up crying in her room and wouldn’t let Sandra Lynn comfort her. After the second time she just started hissing exaggeratedly to scare them off, as well as threatening to set them on fire, it still hurt though.(After sophomore year she started expressing how much it actually effected her, mostly with the bad kids but she did open up to her parents too…Eventually.)

Gorgug was mostly left alone, simply because the racist were scared of him, but the times he does face discrimination he sorta just stares at the person until they walk away or until one of the bad kids just suddenly appears and beats up the person insulting him. (Adaine and Ayda made a spell that signals them if someone is being mean to Gorgug, since Adaine canonically believes that if someone is mean to him then they’re automatically evil. Ayda fully agrees.) The first time it happened was unfortunately in elementary school with his teacher and it continued the whole school year, he didn’t tell anyone until he brought it up during a family dinner in between sophomore year and junior year. No one had ever seen Digby and Wilma look so pissed before, not even Gorgug.

Fabian got a lot of shit for not being a “pure blood” of a human or an elf, but he never actually cared about it. It confused him the first time, like yeah, of course he’s not fully a human or fully an elf, that’s how genetics works. Fig and Ragh had to explain it to him for about two hours before he realized what they meant(Power-points had to be made), which resulted in a very long overdue murder trip to the assholes house. (He’s very proud of himself for finding the address without Riz’s help.)

Adaine never really had to deal with it, at least not towards her. She would get the odd comment of being uptight because she’s a high elf, but they would already be on the ground before they could say anything else. One of the few things her and Aelwyn agreed on while growing up was how horribly racist their parents are and how they would never be like that. After getting adopted she would speak up more openly for her friends and new family, gladly standing in the line of fire to lessen what the others had to hear. She also verbally abused Arthur until he made a system in the school that would make someone unable to speak if they try to be racist, sexist, or homophobic.

Kristen faced racism towards humans maybe two times, and each time she just laughed and screamed “So this is what I was missing out on!”. The others were not impressed, in fact they’re all very pissed and on the hunt for the asshole who insulted her.… “Riz…Get the missile launcher.” (Kristen got a little emotional and hugged them all after they got back. No, she doesn’t care about the amount of blood they’re all covered in. And no, she won’t ask about the weird bag or why they’re taking it to the basement…Or why it’s still moving.)

BONUS! Ayda makes them all write down the names and descriptions of people who hurt them(There’s no way out of it, they have to.), then goes to each person’s home and either makes sure they can’t say anything hurtful again or, if they’re already taken care of, just burns down the place and curses their blood line. Good pirates don’t discriminate in any way, and she will see to it that everyone will pay for hurting her paramour and her friends.

Riz has to deal with it a lot, but most of the time he just ignores it because it isnt worth getting into a fight over. ESPECIALLY when he was younger, and infinitely more puntable (its how he got so good at sneaking, he had to deal with it less if people didnt even notice he was there). It became less of an issue when he started packing heat, and EVEN LESS of an issue once he became a multiple confirmed dragon slayer. Sure, he still encountered the assholes sometimes but absoloutly /ruining their lives/ is just a fun little side hobby now. Oh you called me a slur? Oh no how did your wife find out you were cheating and where did she get that folder full of proof?

Outside of Solace its a bit rougher but he humors his friends desire to protect him, he even accepts a souped up arcubus from them that he keeps as a backup weapon just in case (but he's too attached to his own to use it). Anyone that gets past his friends to attack him though is leaving with more holes than they came with initially.

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Fig just laughs off anyones attempts at being racist these days. Fig is an archdevil, if anyone is racist towards her she simply makes a note of it for later. She might not do anything to hurt them in the moment but there are receipts, and she will be collecting her dues when they finally kick the bucket.

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The generally racist opinion of half-orcs is that they're dumb, slow and violent. Gorgug is none of these things, he's just quiet and actually thinks things through before replying (which might make it seem like he's a bit slow but its more that he's thoughtful). One of his teachers in middle school constantly made him the butt of jokes, and propped him up as an example that none of the other kids would want to be. He was careful to never loose his temper around that teacher just so he wouldnt fit the stereotype the way they wanted.

When his parents find out about it years after the fact, the teachers car is found dismantled in their driveway the very next morning. Every single piece that could be taken apart done so, and most of the metal pieces were left in a bucket of salt water. No one saw who did it and there was no evidence at the scene.

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While Adaine doesnt have to deal with much by way of racism she /does/ have to deal with a lot of gross race-based fetishisation. Especially since she fits the idealised archetype of thin, blonde, kind elven wizard woman. More than one person has tried to flirt with her in a very gross way and been absoloutly /laid out/ by whichever of the bad kids was with her at the time (she's once witnessed Riz notice her getting harrased after coming around a corner, climb a chair, table then partially onto a display shelf to knock a guy out once. Very funny because it was one the only time she's seen him strike someone with a closed fist, rather than claws.).

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Kristen laughs it off at first but she's a little more upset about it than she thought she would be later. She just doesnt have the same experiance with it as the others so she doesnt have the same coping mechanisms.

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Ayda is a force to be reckoned with and is /usually/ the reason why Figs racist-punishment-wing is receiving their guests early. If they sincerely apologise and make amends she will let them off with a warning, but since she herself is not of the same race as the ones she enacts firery revenge on the ofen double down on the assholery and seal their fate.

[ashesoriley]

Ok what Adaine and Riz got married for some fucking scholarship so they can go to school and they do like a courthouse wedding. They did not tell anyone because it is in fact a scam and they don't want to get it revoked

Then Fig finds out and insists on throwing a huge fucking reception at Seacaster Manor which is An Issue because now they have to pretend and they are both gay in the wrong direction

So Gorgug genuinely believes them and is congratulating them

Fabian is throwing a bitch fit in the corner and will not admit to himself why. He's covering by saying things like " well I wanted to be your best man the ball I can't believe you didn't tell me" meanwhile he's consumed with jealousy

Kristen knows why she's upset and thinks she's lost her chance with Adaine and is drowning her sorrows and getting incredibly drunk.

So now later in the party three things happen simultaneously

1: Kristen goes up to Fig very drunk and is like ":) you wanna know a secret:) I'm in love with adaine hiccup and I never told her:((" and just wanders off

2: Gorgug goes up to Adaine and Riz and very sincerely congratulations them. Adaine is feeling incredibly guilty because they are scamming and her very nice friends threw this incredible party and she spills the beans to Gorgug

3: Raug goes to talk to Fabian who's had a few drinks and asks him how he's doing and Fabian goes on about how he wanted to be there at his wedding and be his best man and he wants the best for him in life. And Raug is like hmmm. And asks him how he really feels about Riz. And Fabians like I dream of kissing him in the moonlight but that's just what bros do. And Raugs like hmmmm dude I think you're in love with the ball. And Fabians like nuh uh and internally piecing shit together and panicking about it

Anyway Fig is in the trenches finding out about this when Raug wanders up like: "uhhhh we have a problem". And there's a terrible 10 minutes until Gorgug wanders up like "did everyone know it was a scam:(?" And suddenly everything clicks together.

The tone of the party has now changed as suddenly they split up to make them admit their feelings.

Zelda and Gorgug both split up to get Kristen and Adaine and suggest they go out to the garden together and make a romantic setting and they confess their feelings and it's all very sweet.

At the exact same time Raug and Fig have locked Fabian and Riz in a closet and are chanting confess. Riz eventually cracks and admits it's a scam and Fabians like :D that's terrible:D

So a little while later Kristen and Adaine wander in holding hands and Riz shouting from the closet "it's over Adaine they know" and shes like "are u gonna finally tell Fabian you like him then?" She didn't know he was in the closet too. And Fabians like what??? And Raugs like "I told you it was mutual!" Riz bolts out of the closet determined to start a new life stealing Figs skateboard to go faster. Fabian is now chasing him on the hangman desperately shouting his feelings as they run. The hangman giving unhelpful commentary. Eventually they have a nice conversation and get on the same page.

The real challenge is the next day getting everyone else at the party on the same page

[fangirlingpuggle]

Half asleep fantasy high time travel AU idea where bad kids are still adventuring team as adults a big bad they’ve fought manages to get away and decides to take an Arthur Aguefort approach and use chronomancy to fix their problems taking on the bad kids while they’re still kids before they start the Aguefort adventuring academy or more accurately on their first day.

So, as the bad kids are arriving, they all suddenly get attacked and are of course freaking out (Golden horde is also freaking out because this is not his plan)

However, before they can hurt any of them cur future bad kids showing up and wrecking shit all the first episode before detention bad kids seeing their badass older adult selves and then either

A.

Bad kids have to stay in past to catch bad guy and protect younger selves as this chronomancy has gone multiverse theory and they only have a one-way trip back so cant lave til bad guy is caught.

Adaine: So we’re definitely in separate time line right?

Kristen: I mean Aguefort’s exact words we’re ‘no consequences you can go apeshit’

Adaine: Awesome *Instantly starts kicking shit out of her parents after wrapping her younger self and Alewyn in a blanket passing them Boggy*

Riz totally shots Goldenhoard, while him and Kristen are yelling out ‘HEY KALINA YOU BITCH SHOW YOURSELF’ Kristen having Cassandra’s power and kinda just going and speed running whole Nightmare king thing. Also her picking up her younger self and siblings up while her goddess appears just to flip off her parents.

Fabian’s younger self not being a fan of his older self being a bard… until Fabian kicks his ass while on his way to go get his bike for this timeline.

Younger Fig being so confused by the fact older Fig is Gilear's biggest fan and Gilear also super confused and trying not to cry because his daughter clearly isn’t going to hate him forever and he was sure she would. Fig also going to younger self like ‘Hey please stop with the transforming self you don’t need to it’s all good… hey maybe check out Leviathan for no reason’ she totally teasing her younger self because I have the best girlfriend ever.

Gorgug setting his homunculus on coach daybreak and also porter also sending a van after them to run them over.

Or

B.

They need to keep younger selves safe so scoop them up and throw them in the hangvan and take them to the future with them to keep them safe.

Cue all the freshman bad kids seeing how their lives are

Adaine seeing she has a family that loves her, Jawbone giving his daughter the biggest hug emotional to see her as she was when she was younger and Alewyn just uber protective over her baby baby sister and Adaine not believing she’s so loved.

Fabian shocked to see his older self as a bard (And he may have tried to sneak in and sue the weird elven sheet his older self has used not that he will ever admit it) but also his mother is sober… and a total badass. He also

Fig seeing herself with a good relationship with all her parents (also for some reason all her and her friends love Gilear) also she has a paramour whose a fucking amazing phoenix who younger Fig keeps tripping over herself to flirt with (disguising herself as her older self) Ayda thinks this is humorous older Fig is amused but also Hey get your own paramour.

Riz meeting his older self who is a badass with tattoos and so many friends. Also he works with angels. He is totally awestruck.

Kristen being shocked by how different her older self is and having a lot of realizations about herself. Also, her new goddess is the coolest and really happy to talk things through with her (Cassandra wants to keep her in this timeline, and is trying to figure out a way to break the timelines so she can get her as her prophet in the other timeline to without all the nightmare king stuff she’s the goodness of mystery she’s sure she can do it)

Gorgug meeting his older self whose a barbarian and an artificer and super smart and has a homunculus called Chloe and is so confident and smart.

[stilin-ski]

fantasy high artists/editors maybe this is for you idk but I can’t stop thinking about taylor swift’s “cassandra” and the bad kids like…

“So they killed Cassandra first cause she feared the worst and tried to tell the town”

self explanatory, next lyric-

“So they set my life in flames, I regret to say ‘Do you believe me now?’”

Kristen and Adine have been trying to warn people about kipperlilly and the rat grinders for so long. So long. And I can’t help but imagine Kristen looking at Bobby Dawn after Buddy is murdered and asking if he believes her now.

“They knew, they knew, they knew the whole time// That I was onto somethin'”

Fig was right about Porter. She was right about Porter the entire time and he knew that. She was right the entire time and with just a bit more information, all of this might have been prevented. Or at least they could have prepared.

“The family, the pure greed, the Christian chorus line- They all said nothin'”

Bobby Dawn and the Applebees. Next lyric-

“Blood's thick, but nothin' like a payroll// Bet they never spared a prayer for my soul”

Kristen (harvestmen) and Buddy (murdered), next lyric-

“You can mark my words that I said it first

In a mourning warning no one heard.”

All of them. Every one of them. All the bad kids, Cassandra, Ankarna, all of them. They all said it first. Cassandra screamed it in her grief. Kristen screamed it in her panic and confusion and desperation to bring Cassie back. No one heard them. Either of them.

I feel like this is something maybe I’m insane idk but here we are

[angelwiththeblue-box]

watching this ep made me wanna punch a wall then sit on my bed and look at the ceiling in contemplation- i will need four to five business weeks to recover

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[charlieswebb]

i’m hoping for all the bad kids to eventually become somehow related so i don’t have to see ships

[becausesure]

Not counting Maryanne Gorgug because it's cannon

[adammonter]

Cursed of listening to Hermitgang and only hearing the bad kids