#gotta shitpost faster

[misteria247]

Hhhhhh today's the start of a long string of days that's gonna be full of searching, packing things up little by little and going to work to make money.

I'm so not ready for this, pray for me y'all I might not make it in these trying times lol. Might get devoured by clothes or boxes who knows. If I don't make it tell the tmnt franchise and fandom that I love them-

[protcg]

What are the trends when it comes to writing that you adore?

What are trends when it comes to writing that you dislike?

What trend would you wish to see on here?

What was your first blog / URL?

Do you still have your first blog / URL?

What’s something you find weird on here?

What’s something you wish to improve?

1. what are trends when it comes towriting that you adore?

i always enjoy seeing people shitposting ic! it's fun and brings you so many new interactions easy with people you havent had the oppoturnity to speak before. i know a lot ppl worry about posting crack so they could show serious writing and don't want to be judged & i feel the same way lots of times too, but it's always nice to just let go and have fun and just make the entire dashboard go crazy from one thing you decided to shitpost about!! /o/

it makes everyone feel accepted, bring everyone together and create new friendships. i love seeing this always happening and seeing people's enjoyment & happiness over silly ic shitposting makes me super happy as well

2. what are trends when it comes to writing that you dislike?

hmmm i wouldnt say dislike, i would describe it a bit more of a struggle! i love beautiful novella writing and sometimes try to use it too when my brain decides to work, but sometimes reading very detailed novella is hard for my brain, english isnt my mother language so sometimes i struggle with this, and then i use google translate and google translate cant rlly translate right, AND THEN I GET THINGS MIXED AND... i gotta ask ppl sometime what they meant just to make sure which makes me kinda embarassed and feel bad!!!!! i ofc dont wanna make ppl feel offended when i do that its my main worry! its just my english struggles and im always keep learning!

3. what trend would you wish to see on here?

i loved hosting the hunger games simulation trend in the past on my previous rp blogs when i was writing with everyone. it was also one of these crazy events that everyone went wild for. it was always such a crazy fun tbh and im really looking forward bringing it back again when i make a blog open for writing with everyone!

4. what was your first blog / URL?

i think it was @/evarin which is the username i use in every videogame i play since forever SDFGHJGFDG. it's been about 15 years since so i cant say for certain, but @/evarin was a personal blog that mainly was about reblogging maplestory game fanart n things i like. i also used my maplestory oc as my tumblr icon and he went through so much appearance change through the years both in art and as well in game since

here he is from when i drew him when i was 12

vs how he is today;

my demon baby boy grown up so much since and i love him to death

5. do you still have your first blog / URL ?

nah , long gone. i dont think anyone uses the url either

6. what's something you find weird on here?

everyone being super horny on sundays (love it)

7. what's something you wish to improve?

i def wanna keep improving my english and expanding my vocabulary! it's so i could write faster and answer things faster so that way i won't have to think too hard of how exactly to express what i want to write, or search up for words for too long

[dxzziie]

Shitposting mixed to awesome art...

I love this blog

i gotta get back to that soon

with end of the school year things ive been a bit busy 🥲

trust that when summer starts ill be much more active (and hopefully getting comics out faster :>)

[nachosforfree]

I envy that you can draw literally anything as quickly as you do because I guarantee this little shitpost fnan fanart I'm drawing will take days

sckvhhfv you just gotta train yourself if you wanna get faster at drawing its like learning track

[kingly-court]

i saw one of your tags saying that you picked up project diva, i did too recently and do you have any tips for it?

Honestly, anon, you came to exactly the Wrong Place - I basically only got into the game because I vaguely liked vocaloid and a frequent source of special-interest and hyperfixation suggestions spent awhile going "You gotta try this, dude; it sucks!" and then I did oisdhoihf

Like, the most basic thing I have is that please, for the love of all that is sacred, don't jump up a difficulty and then try to go back to a lower difficulty; you're going to want to throw something. It's so much slower and not as well mapped out. Don't do it.

Also; you can turn off the "No vocals on a miss" setting and I honest to everything suggest that you do so, because it's hell on earth to miss a series of notes only to enter the third dimension of quiet hell - it also, in my experiences, only tends to make you lose track of the rhythm faster in a lot of cases.

Oh yeah - take breaks when you're on a losing streak of course, but also fuck around with the modules and stuff, have some fun with it if you're feeling stuff is stale or irritating. Sometimes making a song into an absolute shitpost won't make you better at it, but it WILL make your mood improve after a series of losses or bad feeling plays.

(Note; For possible actual advice, see my friend over @captains-jester - he's the one who got me into it originally, and he might have some more generally applicable or helpful things. Or more shitposts!)

[luckydxy]

can you imagine becoming famous because your dumbass is crazy enough to jump into the actual literal deadlands a dozen times a week for minimum gain.

[speedtacular]

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[strigital]

i’ve spent some time thinking about an AU where the Dark Brotherhood exists in today’s real world as a hitman organization and tbh i’m diggin’ this idea so much my hands itch to write something.

like, can you imagine killing someone and then leaving work nervous AF and then this black shiny lamborghini pulls up, the door opens and there’s this handsome devil in a fabulous black suit with a cigar in one hand and a glass of expensive whiskey in the other and he invites you to get in and you do because what could possibly go wrong and then he drives you around the city whilst proposing to you the invitation to join his organization and stuff...

i mean how friggin’ awesome would that be?!

[jamesbuchananxsteviegrant]

She Who Shan’t Be Named - Part 4 | Sweetheart (Steve x Reader)

Category: Smut (Mandatory) Age: 18+ Trigger Warnings: Explicit language, intercourse, suggestive language, casual sexual actions, flirting with a lot of people Ship: Steve x Reader Summary: Tony lets his life-long friend crash at the Avengers HQ while she has nowhere else to go. What could go wrong with so many attractive individuals living in the same home? Word Count: 1.4k Masterlist: LINK

(hmu if you want adding to the tag-list for this series)

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“Knock knock.” Steve’s voice echoes in the living room where (Y/N) is alone, sat watching some show on Netflix and eating a bowl of pasta.

“Afternoon, Cap.” She greets, flashing a wink his way.

The man laughs and shakes his head.

“Afternoon, (Y/N). How’re you doing? You settling in okay?”

“As courteous as ever, Steven.” She avoids his question.

His grin remains as he approaches the couches.

“May I?” He asks, gesturing to the couch across from her.

“Are you asking me permission to sit in the living room of your own home?” Her voice is half-serious half-joking.

He laughs nonetheless and takes a seat.

“I’m trying to make you feel comfortable.” Steve offers.

“You’re Captain America, I don’t think there’s much you can do to make me feel uncomfortable.”

Another chuckle.

“I’ll hold you to that.”

“You can hold me to a lot of things.”

“What?”

“What?” She mimics, Steve smirking and shaking his head.

“What’re you watching?” He asks, trying to make conversation.

“Nothing you’d know, old man.”

Another laugh.

He relishes in it for a moment. The happiness. The genuine, relaxed atmosphere as he feels carefree and welcomed.

“Try me.”

“Big Bang Theory.”

“Hey, I know that one! Tony hates it.” Cap boasts, (Y/N) giggling herself.

“I know, that’s half the reason I love it so much.”

More laughter.

What Steve doesn’t notice is the way the woman spends more time eyeing his body up and down. The way his biceps are on full display, along with his abs, in the tight light blue t-shirt he’s wearing. The way she’s imagining what his beard feels like against her lips. And the other lips.

Sitting her pasta bowl down on the coffee table, she stands up and approaches the blond, watching his eyes lock with hers, eyebrows quirked in curiosity of her movements.

She stops directly in front of him and he’s all too curious.

“You okay?”

“When was the last time you fucked anyone, Steve?”

His eyes widen and he almost chokes on his own saliva at the question.

“Excuse me?”

“You heard, Rogers.”

She maneuvers herself so her knees are bent on either side of the man’s thighs, sitting on his lap.

His arms are almost up in surrender, not daring to touch the woman.

“Did I stutter?”

No. But he does.

“I, uh, you- what’re you doing?”

“Waiting for an answer.”

“God. Uhm, a while? Like three or four years ago.” He confesses, still looking bewildered at the woman.

“Was it good?” The woman continues, leaning forward so her chest is pressed against his, her lips by his ear. “Did you enjoy it?”

“I- what- it was alright.” Steve stumbles over his words.

“Am I making you uncomfortable, Captain?” Her voice is no louder than a whisper, her breath making goosebumps prick his skin in the room that’s almost too hot.

“Not quite the word I’d use.” He manages.

“No? What word would you use?”

He hesitates again, eyes widening even more so as she gently takes his hands in her own and rests them on her hips.

“I don’t know.” Steve whispers, locking eyes with her once she’s pulled back enough to do so.

“May I kiss you, Steven Rogers?” She asks, whilst she wants this and is confident, she doesn’t want to do anything to make the man in front of her uncomfortable.

He opens his mouth a few times before deciding on the right answer.

“Are you sure that’s a good idea?”

“I’m always full of good ideas, Captain. Allow yourself to indulge in a little bit of fun every now and then.” (Y/N) whispers, leaning forwards and pressing a gentle kiss to the man’s lips, feeling him reciprocate it instantly.

His hands squeeze her hips just that bit tighter when he does, the woman internally grinning at the feeling.

She pushes the boat out and kisses him harder. Deeper. Faster. Wanting to see where his limits are.

Their breathing is heavy, Steve taking over the kiss without even realising it himself.

She slowly pulls back and loves the way he follows her, not wanting to stop.

“Look at the state of you, Stevie.”

The nickname makes a small whimper escape his mouth as he pulls back and meets her eyes once more, looking half guilty half desperate.

“I- I’m sorry, I don’t know-”

“None of that. I don’t want you to be sorry, Cap, I want to know how much you want it.” She teases, voice husky as her hands reach up to his face, stroking his beard.

The man gulps.

“I don’t think this is a good idea. Stark will-”

“This isn’t about Stark; this is about you and me, Rogers. He doesn’t need to know.”

She presses her lips to his again, grinding down on man so very subtly, but enough to feel the growing shaft in his jeans.

“Fuck,” Steve whispers between kisses, the pair pausing as they enjoy the feeling of her movements.

“Language.”

He can’t help the smile that forms at her comment. He squeezes her hips a little harder.

“Sweetheart, you’ve gotta stop. You’re gonna-”

“Gonna what, huh, Cap? Gonna make you horny? Gonna make you hard? Gonna make you fuck me?” She interrupts, actions becoming more and more needy with every word she speaks.

“Fuck, (Y/N).” He groans, head lolling back onto the sofa.

“Not an answer, Steve.”

“We really shouldn’t.”

“Fuck me, Cap.”

And that’s his limit.

He tosses the woman aside so she’s on her back on the sofa, adjusting himself so he’s hovering over her.

Her eyes glisten with anticipation as the man unbuckles his jeans before unzipping them, yanking them down enough to reach for his, now, rock-hard cock.

“Turns out that America’s Sweetheart isn’t so sweet after all.” (Y/N) teases, hoping to get him a little riled up.

“Shut up.” He manages to groan, yanking down her leggings and panties in one go. “How’re you so wet already?”

The vulgar words coming from a man like Captain America do something indescribable to her core.

“Can you blame me, Cap?”

He groans again, leaning over the woman and pumping his shaft a few times as he admires her body beneath him.

“Oh, you like that one, huh?” She teases, noticing how he reacts whenever she uses the title.

“God, will you shut up?” The man whispers, not at all harsh, rather begging.

“Or else, what, Captain?”

With that, he presses his cock to her entrance and slides in slowly. Inch by inch. And there’s a lot.

“Fuck!” Steve growls as he sheaths himself inside her.

(Y/N)’s eyes roll to the back of her head at how big he is. She genuinely hasn’t been this full in her life.

“Language.” She barely manages, but it’s quickly followed by a gasp and a moan as he pulls out and slams back into her.

She swears the man just shattered her cervix.

“Fuck, Steve!” She moans, hands wrapping around the man, nails digging into his clothed back.

“Language yourself.” He manages through clenched teeth. “God, you feel so fucking good.”

“Yeah? Is this just alright for you?” Her voice is mocking but struggling as he continues to pump in and out of her.

“You’re far more than alright, sweetheart.”

The words catch her off-guard but she pays no mind as she indulges herself in how good the man feels.

“Feels so good, Stevie.” She whimpers, Steve groaning and fucking her harder and harder, sweat forming on his face but he doesn’t care.

He’s never felt so good.

“Yeah? God, sweetheart, can feel you squeezing me.”

Filth.

“Want you to make me cum, Cap.”

Another moan from the man, cursing under his breath.

“Better yet, I want your cum in my mouth.”

“Fuck, (Y/N), you’re killin’ me.”

They’re going at it for a few moments longer before Steve is stuttering that he’s gonna cum.

Without second thought, the woman pushes herself back, dropping to her knees on the carpeted ground and opening her mouth wide, tongue sticking out.

Steve groans once again at the sight and pumps himself until he’s moaning her name and blowing his load into her mouth, (Y/N) making sure that she doesn’t miss a drop.

“Not bad for America’s Sweetheart.” She states once they both catch their breath.

Steve chuckles once again, redoing up his trousers and helping the woman up off of the floor.

“You’re gonna do things to every person in this building, you know that?” He smiles, both collapsing onto the couch and leaning on one another, eyes moving back to the TV where the next episode of her show is on.

“That’s the plan, Cap.”

Another laugh.

“We’re glad to have you, sweetheart.”

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[planetchii]

THE NICHIASA SHITPOSTING REPORT

ONLY 48 HOURS LATE THIS TIME.

Tropical Rouge: The Tropical Girls head off for a fun day at the aquarium, courtesy of Mamatsuu pulling strings to get tickets. A fun day at the aquarium. Also known to Laura as The Penitentiary for Grand Ocean's Worst. But those worst can't possibly stop Manatsuu and her love of the dolphin. Shiny, smooth dolphins are in Manatsuu's future, even if she has to force it. I mean, she didn't come to the aquarium with a dolphin floaty for nothing. But it's not only Manatsuu ready to feed her ocean love: Turns out, Minori is all for the poisonous, stinging jellyfish.

Of course, after two attempts at getting into the dolphin show is when Manatsuu finally admits that something is wrong with the people around seemingly tired and lazy and... acting like the writer of this post...? Possibly just Aquarium tired but that wouldn't make sense, dolphins are exciting. Anyhow, this was a fact that was seemingly missed by all of them. In any case, the mystery is afoot, and the girls split up and search for clues. But the group of Laura and Kururun find Ms. Slug Doctor herself, mulling around on a cart with an actual, workable plan. And it turns out that the cart is faster than the fish. Laura left her makeshift throne to chase a slug on a cart.

But all was well with Manatsuu after the fight with the ball. She got to have her special time with the dolphins. And isn't that the most important part?

Revice: After finding a stamp that can separate the dark feelings of a human in the form of demons in South America, Indiana Jones becomes the first person known to make a contract to become a magical girl I mean meet their devil. 50 years later, the Deadmans have come from Mexico to throw the most killer Dia de Los Muertos Rave in the world. Their grand plan is sound, honestly. Bring everyone into a rave and stamp their hand for entry to cause their devils to come out. The devils are better partiers anyhow.

Meanwhile, our new hero Ikki is cleaning the baths for his family. He's gotta get more butts in those baths. The family needs it. I mean, after all, a wise man once said that nothing is more important than family. And he's got to work fast because it's a special time in the family: His brother is slated to be a Kamen Rider! Maybe.

Meanmeanwhile, George is putting the final touches on his love for Kamen Rider with a belt for his OC, displayed in his gaming computer. RTX 3090 has nothing on a BELT. And at the ceremony introducing the new Sword of Logos FENIX members, the Deadman show, because it ain't no party without the Deadman party, and Ikki's family was partying and waving flags like, 3 seconds ago. And as they kickstart their party, Ikki's devil finally gets tired of being ignored and convinces Ikki to form a contract with him to become a magical girl to help him protect his family. Vice, now formed decides that Ikki's mom is a tasty snack and should be eaten until Ikki fishes him back with the belt. Leading to an argument over Discord about eating people. But the duo is born, and the tag-teaming commences.

And Vice wants you to know. He sees you. Watching. On the other side of that screen. He sees you. How are you doing, person on the other side of the screen?

In the end, Ikki decides this is all too much and gives the OC Rider Belt back to George.

Fart Count: 1

Zenkaiger: After a refreshing trip to the hospital and spa after an unfortunate mishap with a river, Stacey has returned with brand new threads and all new toys. But all he wants is to see his two loves: Kaito and ice cream. He sees 1 of 2 in meeting Kaito. He has yet to see the Ice Cream parfait.

And to Kaito's relief, he is met with the most loving"fight me asshole" from Stacey that Kaito has ever heard since last week with Vox at the beach. Kaito kinda hesitates at this. I mean, look at those new threads Stacey has on. He doesn't want to dirty any of them. But if it means knocking some sense into one of his boyfriends, Kaito will step up and fight, even if Stacey is cheating with bringing out dark versions of ZenkaiOh JuraGaon and the like.

Meanwhile, Kaito's mom escaped by a not-so-little-oversight and immediately skipped town to go travel the worlds. If you had been in a deep cold sleep, you'd do the same thing. But now the love fight had to be stopped because it's now an all-hands-on-deck situation to find Mama Mitsuko. This revelation managed to surprise everyone on a couple of different fronts: 1) Mitsuko was alive, 2) Mitsuko managed to escape our super secure base, and 3) ~*~Oh No, Mitsuko Escaped, how could this have happpennnend~*~

(Totally not planned to throw off someone's boyfriend. But that's just a theory.)

[queenangst]

x

[heliicon-archive-blog]

the marble scene from spongebob except it’s the Hunter and the Doll

[pro-bee]

Houses aren’t the only things in need of fixing

(this went from a 1am shitpost to an actual fic. This was not the story I meant to write this week, but it is the one we need, apparently.)

Paris is everything they ever wanted. It is an absolute dream.

But it is not home.

With the passing months, she feels the pang, even as she strolls along the Seine and sips her coffee at their favourite cafés and walks her daughter hand-in-hand to school every morning and exchanges polite Comment allez-vous aujourd’hui Ziva? / Bien merci, et vous? with the other parents on her way out the door.

It was inevitable, then, that she and Tony find themselves packing up their beloved French pied-à-terre once summer rolls around, and crossing the Atlantic once again, for good, to return to their home, their actual home, in DC.

They are every bit the HGTV cliché as they begin house-hunting in the city, until they finally settle on a brownstone with just enough of a backyard to seem like a novelty to Parisian-apartment-raised Tali, but tall enough hedges for Ziva to feel safe. 

(Part of her craves the anonymity of living in the middle of a chaotic city. The other part of her wants to move to a farmhouse in the middle of the country where their only neighbours are miles away and they can remain forever cocooned. These thoughts she knows she must temper every day.)

The townhouse is close enough to the bustle for all of them to get their walkable-city fix after living abroad for so long, but gives them just that much more breathing room to relax into their new surroundings.

It just fits.

One day, just after they move in, every room still covered in boxes, Gibbs stops by to check in. (He's determined to make a better effort of this. So is she.)

"Nice place you got here."

"Thanks. We fell in love with the neighbourhood as soon as we found it. The houses have so much character. Tali’s new school is great.” 

He's looking up at the crown mouldings, faint cracks visible in patches.

"Bit of a fixer-upper."

She notices his stare.

"Oh, yes, that. The inspection said the bones were good, mostly, but it needed a little ABC."

He squints for a second, but then he realizes what she meant and chuckles.

She doesn't know what is so funny, but she's long since learned to press on.

"A lot of it is just cosmetic. But we do have some projects on our hands. The kitchen has not been touched since the eighties, but is functional for the moment. The bathroom upstairs is a gut job. And Tony wants to refinish the basement to turn it into his dream home theatre." She rolls her eyes at that last point, but her lips turn upward in a familiar smile. "We are going to look for contractors once we settle in."

He gives the moulding another glance before they move on to work and friends and milestones. (They do this now. Again.)

The following Saturday, Gibbs shows up at their house at 8am, coffee in one hand, and toolbox in the other. To say Ziva is confused when she answers the door is an understatement, her puzzled expression asking the question for her. He sidesteps around her as he pushes through the entrance, past the staircase, heading left towards the living room. 

"You're better off getting some of this stuff out of the way first. Otherwise you're just gonna have to pack everything back up when you start renovating."

"What are you talking about?"

"The mouldings are a quick fix. Just gotta patch 'em up and repaint. The bathroom, it's a pain, but it's small, and once we tear it all down, I should be able to get that redone pretty quickly. The kitchen is a bigger job, we might need to get someone in for that one. The basement shouldn't be too hard, if DiNozzo helps to take down the old drywall and insulate it so he doesn't complain about freezing when he's watching those Super Galactic Revenger movies."

Tali, still clad in her pajamas, abandons her cartoons and comes to greet them, curious about the commotion, and about the older man her parents both seem to know so well, even though he is a stranger to her.

“Hey, Tali, wanna give me a hand? You can help me bring some of this stuff in from my truck.”

The girl doesn’t need to be told twice. She makes a beeline out the open door, barefoot and all frenetic energy, excited at being given a task in this strange affair.

Ziva tries to call out to Tali to come back and put her shoes on, except she doesn’t even know what is happening herself.

“Gibbs, you cannot be serious. I would not dream of asking you to... renovate our home,” she manages to finally stammer out, unsure of what she could possibly say.

“You didn’t ask. I’m offering.”

“Gibbs,” she softens, touched at the gesture but overwhelmed at the magnitude of it, “it is too much work. And you already have a full-time job.”

“Yeah, and I bet I could still get it done faster than some of those bozos out there who do this for a living. At least you’ll know it’ll get done right. Besides, I’ll have help.” He flashes a conspiratorial grin to Tali, who has by now returned with a bucket of paint brushes, and she giggles in response, instantly in favour of whatever is going on here. (Maybe leaving everything she knew and coming here wasn’t so bad after all.)

Ziva presses her lips together, words failing her, but that doesn’t matter, because her mentor is a man of few words himself. He meets her gaze and he nods at her, silently pleading with her to let him do this for her, for them. To let him take care of them. 

“Old houses like this, they’re beautiful. They’ve got stories to tell. But they got scars that need to heal too, only they can’t do it on their own. So that’s where we come in, fixing what needs to be fixed and bringing them back to their former glory, better than ever for their next chapter. New memories.”

She understands him completely.

“Thank you.”

It hardly seems sufficient. Yet it is everything.

He smiles at her, one of those ones that makes his eyes crinkle and give her a glimpse of the boyish charm she knew he must have possessed before he lost his way. (Like she had, she supposes.)

“We’re gonna do these mouldings first to get them out of the way. After that I’m gonna take measurements in the bathroom so we can figure out what we’re dealing with, and take it from there.” 

He returns the next day with even more coffee, and a child-sized belt with miniature tools for Tali, along with rough sketches of their plan for the bathroom.

And this is how, over the course of the following months, Gibbs becomes a fixture in their home, quickly earning the respect of his pint-sized apprentice who spends hours at a time observing him work, even in silence. 

(For anyone who has met the youngest DiNozzo, they know keeping her quiet is perhaps the biggest feat of them all.) 

Together on their upturned crates, they sit and work and sip on their juice boxes (the harder stuff will have to wait), as the house becomes a home.

For all of them.

[scphiroth]

HOW I RUN MY BLOG.

SPEED: either fast or slow, just like everyone else tbh. i respond to mains much faster because we’d already have plotted out a lot and have a rough idea of the thread at hand and characters having engaged in a lot of development with each other tends to play off each other’s responses faster, for me. but i’ll always respond to non-mains asap too ! feel free to im me if you’re wondering about your reply and i’ll let you know how i’m going along with it. i will say that right now i’m at the end of my school semester so i’m going to be focusing a lot on exams for the next one month.

REPLIES: multi-paragraph is my main to go length. novella and one-liners work fine too. i usually stylize my replies a bit with a fondness for using lowercase caps. if this bothers you, please let me know and i’ll make proper adjustments ! we’re both here to have fun and i’m always working to make the rp experience as fun for my partners !

STARTERS: i write starters but preferably from a plotted discussion. i rarely do starter calls now because it’s hard for me to put sephiroth somewhere and ,,,,, gotta be sure that my partner knows my sephiroth is CANON DIVERGENT to avoid any unwanted misunderstandings.

INBOX: alksjaklja oh my god...... i currently have 83 asks in my inbox and i’m slowly working them through. if you’re still waiting, pls be a little bit more patient ! i’m getting to them soon enough ! and if anyone wants to send anything, please feel free to !

SELECTIVITY: mutuals only blog. i take you following as having an interest in interacting with me and i’ll try and find an opportunity to do so ( be it through liking your starter call, sending you memes etc ). if you do not wish to write with my sephiroth and simply want to follow my content for reasons, pls follow me on your personal blogs instead - i don’t mind that at all ! 

WISHLIST: at this point, i’m really interested in exploring the remake content. it’s kind of difficult because well,, it’s sephiroth but i want to explore the things that the remake has to offer ! the slums, the sidequests, the mini stuff. see how sephiroth will interact with the environment and new characters. as such, my DEFAULT verse will be the FFVII REMAKE VERSE ( pre or during ). and of course, to interact with mutuals !!

HONEST NOTE: i’m tired 24/7 and struggling with a few disorders so,,, i tend to go radio silent from time to time. it’s not you - i just have a lot of work cut out for me everyday to keep myself afloat. i always respond to people and keep the conversation going though ! but not that great at initiating it, tbh and always be grateful to those who initiate things with me when it’s hard for me to do so ^^” i also use humor to cope frequently so i tend to shitpost and am used to breaking out into jokes ......  A LOT - pls tolerate me. sometimes it makes me look like i’m not taking things srsly but i’m just bad at social lololol

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Zodiac Bingo 

Aries Gotta go fast Independence Participant, always Fuck you, don’t tell me what do to *brooding intensifies* Good sense of humor I ain’t neva scared “I’m not competitive but I’m gonna win” Assertive Going first Running yellow lights

People are drawn to you even tho you don’t invite them Feelings = action Impulsivity Creative Leader Competent “I thought you didn’t like me”-everyone Accidentally hurting people’s feelings Shares everything with partner What if the pope blasted cigs? Starting shit you don’t feel like finishing “I guess that was rude” No. 9/24

Taurus Treat yo’self Underappreciated at work Loyalty Great tastes in art&culture Spoiled (or wishing you were) Robe appreciation A vice (alcohol, weed, or comfort food) Homemaking/nesting Continuing to do something you don’t love just because you’re resistant to change Affection via touch Easy going Perfecting a wardrobe that is both comfy and flawless Having good ass eyebrows Highkey sensitive Stubborn af Not even taking your *own* advice Gossiping Lady in the street but a freak in the bed Creativity Spooning Commitment Stressing out over a change in someone’s tone of voice Finishing what you started Lots of venting lol 9/24

Gemini Unpopular opinion factory Secret&diverse intellectual landscape “Oh I got really into *miscellaneous hobby or topic* for a while” Intellectualizing or ignoring feelings Cleaning maybe once a year Look, a distraction! Thinking faster than you can talk Restless without hobbies Talking faster than you can think Reading four books at once Tons of energy Teaching others what you know Trivia machine Moodiness Knowing everything but also forgetting everything Existential crisis “Sorry I forgot to text you back” So many interests so little time Accidentally talking too loud Young at heart Pretty good public speaker Endless scrolling Shitposting Unpredictable sleep schedule 5/24

Cancer Connecting with women “Guess I’ll have to love you with my whole heart and soul” Vegetarianism/veganism Fear of rejection Surrounding yourself with soft blankets and  mood lighting Ferocious protector “I’m not going to dwell on it” *dwells on it* Takes child-rearing seriously Hardshell protecting soft ego Feeding sad friends Forecast: mood swings Heart of gold but still a badass Bad with boundaries Learning how to relax like it’s your job Lightweight drinker Yeah. Crying, ok? It’s not a big deal Mama trauma Food = comfort Nostalgia as a coping mechanism Identify built off memories Complaining Very emotionally intuitive of others Big fan of physical and emotional affection People telling you all their BS all the time 9/24

Leo Friendly Self-indulgence Never being able to tell if you’re the best or the worst People trying to compete with you lol Sensitive Decent at cheering people up Great hair Wardrobe swings between hot as hell and lazy af Interrupting Having a sense of honor Not doing something because you’re not good at it Talking too loud Finding dogs pretty relatable Creative talent Super supportive friend Enthusiasm Socializing like it’s your job&then needing to recharge Memes Priorities: eating and sleeping Boo hiss at rejection Looking good even when you feel like shit Drama Needing lots of love Loyal 9/24

Virgo Relating to Hermione Granger Gives great advice even when your own life is in shambles Flirting and running, an autobiography Petty Pretty damn intelligent Loving words/linguistics 8 hours of “studying” = 1 hour of real work Swings between clean and slobbish Indecision Splurging on food Mom friend A freak on the DL Peculiar eating habits Pretty good with words Good with pets and/or kids Known to schedule sex Multitasking af Cleaning as a coping mechanism “It me” Loves self-care but deprioritizes it 0 to hottie in 2 seconds flat Lowkey wood nymph All the receipts Bratty sub or service top 10/24

Libra If you can’t say something nice don’t say anything at all Pls no fighting Good judge of character Leadership roles in friendships Takes up less emotional space for the well being of others Art adoration Real glo up wizards Nature adoration Hates boredom Wholesome Keep it cute Emotionally braced for betrayal Lowkey running from problems with people Falling in love with people’s hearts/minds Investing in your appearance Loves all things cute Always the mediator Trust issues Charming Staying up to date on culture Taking the high road Always putting your feelings aside for others Aesthetics Mom friend 6/24

Scorpio Growing up early Being a new person every few years Black/dark wardrobe Pain is cool Interest in psychology/criminology/sociology Privacy Sexual but not promiscuous All or nothing thinking Intelligent Loner/lonely Taking care of everyone Would kill or die for loved ones Protective as fuck Bloodhound for truth Deep Fascination with death/insanity/occultism Love-hate relationships “idk I’m just feeling numb rn” Jealous or possessive Trust issues Loyal as fuck Secretly soft Gets shit done Boundaries 6/24

Sagittarius Long ass bucket list Prefers to mind their own business Unbothered Nice enough that people always think you’re hitting on them Fear of missing out Optimism Honest and upfront Your shit is lowkey not together Plenty of friends Snobby enough to have good taste Flirting your way into something you can’t finish Storyteller or philosophical preacher “Here for a good time, not a long time” “…rude” Free spirit “Films” Distracted Smarter than you look I’m just speaking my truth! “I’m just inviting a few people” Falls in love with your mind, then your body Blows up the aux cord Hedonism phases Horniness gets you into some shit lol 11/24

Capricorn On your grind Discipline dgaf attitude Stoic in the streets, softie in the sheets Planning ahead, way ahead Always prepared (Un)healthy coping mechanisms Likes structure Prioritizing self-mastery Loyal protector of friends, babies, and animals Basically born an adult Dark humor People being mad about your tough love Old soul Major procrastinator Kind of a know-it-all on the DL Major sadness and madness People thanking you for your tough love People think you’re responsible “Why was I programmed to feel pain” meme Parenting your parents “Lock that in the trauma vault” Either a loner or a socialite Giving advice like it’s your job 5/24

Aquarius Me, an intellectual: Needing to do things your way Superiority complex Gossip Conspiracy theories Skepticism Not even having the energy to tell people how wrong they are Courteous/considerate People love you but you hate people Lonely Outsider syndrome Relating to cats a great deal Hates being told what to do or when to do it Not trusting someone/something that’s popular Being accused of being emotionless Insightful Feeling like the only rational person in a room Existential crisis Devil’s advocate just to get people to think Rationalizing tf out of your feelings Hates small talk Vices You’re entitled to your opinion no matter how wrong it is Interest in sociology, psychology, and politics 10/24

Pisces Empath Dramatic Poetry or music Lots of imagination, fluctuating identity Getting high on being outside (and maybe weed) Alone time “Idk I’m just a lil sad rn idk” Spiritual af Helping people heal Existential dread Pets love you Mommy issues Good with kids Cathartic crying over art, movies, or nature Knowing how people feel before they do Feeling misunderstood/alone “Go with the flow” Encountering spirits On life: “I’m just here for the ride” Drugs Forgiving others but blaming yourself Kindness Sorry, I was dissociating Exploring nature 3/24

I am most like a: Sagittarius

I am actually a: Sagittarius (I actually don’t really believe in starsigns but here you go lol)

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alien shitpost

I was watching buzzfeed unsolved and im on the alien episode and it occured to me...

So like... since humans are so successful in terms of survival, there’s gotta be more beings like us right? I mean nature has definitely replicated something like us somewhere. Maybe not the same, but similar. (Also it’s kind of sad to think we’re the only ones out there... it makes me feel lonely.) And with this concept, also comes aliens who are no better than us... I present to you, the rascals I call THE TRANSLATION CREW.

The first things they translate are cuss words. They know what they’re doing, they know damn well what those words actually mean. and claim they’re “researching words of great importance”. This also applies to them purposefully only translating words that mean food, video games, movies, or other forms of entertainment.

Now, while translation and deciphering languages is hard, it would also be the best crew to be on. They can fool around all they like, and claim it to be research.

An example, that they go out on “Exploration missions for the sake of understanding the word better” aka go out get food and then hoard most of it for themselves. Since, space food isn’t all that... appetizing. They probably have favorite places to hit up, such as Peggy Sue’s and other 80′s style diners, and Krispy Kreme.

Telling others NOT on the crew that cuss words and phrases like “fuck you” means “you’re a good friend” and such, and as soon as they get back from reporting that, laugh their asses off in their sector/workspace. 

Seeing how long it takes for someone other than them what’s going on, or when someone spills the beans. They have a really hard time not snickering when someone gently tells another such phrases in a kind manner.

Them, playing minecraft or something while the captain walks in: Captain: Whaaat are you doing Translation crew: Uhhh... reseaaarch....? ":-)? Captain: Oh, on what? Translation crew: “Research on the physics and intellectual advancement of the society relevant to the evolution and development of their entertainment and educational software.”

Most of their browsing based research on humans is scrolling through Reddit. Specifically, r/memes, r/dankmemes, and similar subreddits. Knowing that they were really just bullshitting.

Also, on the topic of the “ocean boiling” with the tictac/aircraft, what I believe is this: It is proven that it heats up when accelerating. The faster, the hotter is usually how it goes. If it was going as fast as the military guy says, and it was speeding up likely to explore more of the surface of the planet, it could’ve been accelerating fast enough to boil part of the ocean where it was hovering before.

Honestly with that speed, It wouldn’t suprise me if they went around the world in like exploration mini-jets just to pick up good food. “I want wendys” “fuck man lets go”

also since this is being written during the pandemic, they probably hate it too, since they cant get any of that good food.