How They Met...Kinda
A/N: Drunk!Lucky is the best and we love her
Tagging my Valentines: @dragon-kazansky @mrsjaderogers @gracespicybradshaw @cycbaby @callmemana @breadsquash @kloofspeaks @notyoursbutlewis @milesdickpic @callsignthirsty @likelyrowdy @askmarinaandothers @starlit-epiphany
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Every holiday was a reason for the Chaos Squad to party. Even Valentine's Day. Which is why on Feburary 13th, the Hard Deck was closed to the public, and it was just them.
Fanboy watched as Lucky knocked back quite a bit of alcohol. She had just had another appointment with her OBGYN, but still no good news. He knew she was trying to forget, but he had Spicy bring her waters with every other drink.
"Is she going to be okay?" Whiskey asked.
"She's going to hate herself in the morning."
The night was going well when the topic of Valentines came up for real, everyone discussing their plans. That's when Lucky gets the idea in her hazy mind. Nobody suspects a thing as she gets up from the table. They all figure she's going to pee for the 100th time.
Instead, two seconds later, she is standing on the bartop.
"Lucky, please get down from the bar." Ice said.
"No, I have an idea."
"Oh, this is going to be great." Jake muttered.
"Have you guys ever thought about how amazing it is that we've all met our better halfs?"
"Lucky, honey, please get down from the bar." Ice pleads again.
"Like you! You met Dragon, and you two are amazing together."
Dragon laughs, "thank you sweet girl."
"And I'm sure your first meeting was adorable. In fact, I can picture it now." Lucky gets off the bar, super gracefully by the way, "I can see Ice looking so cool, leaning up against the wall." She leans aganist the bar and puts her aviators on before lowering her voice, "I'm Mr. Ice Cold, No Mistakes."
Ice had been holding in a laugh, but he let it out because, unfortunately, she wasn't wrong.
"Then I can just imagine this gorgeous woman, Dragon, obviously walks by and Mr. Ice over here just melts." She puts her hand over her heart. "That's the girl for me."
"That's pretty accurate to how it happened actually." Slider interjects.
"Thanks, Uncle Sli, and I'm sure it was similar for you and Whiskey. You are just standing there like a Greek God when she rolls up." Lucky says, getting a laugh out of the couple.
"Oh Mickey, come up here and help me."
He groaned but got up anyway, not knowing what to expect.
"Okay, so pretend Mickey is Slider, I know he's too short, but bear with me."
"Wow, so sweet of you."
"Shut up and be a himbo.".
Mickey just stood there, and Baylie huffed but got back into character as Whiskey.
"Heyyyy Slider."
"Hi Jade." Mickey playing along.
"You know you're like really cute." Lucky says twirling her hair. "and I'm like super into cute men with no brains."
Mickey breaks character to laugh at the way she's trying so hard, and he's not the only one.
"Hey, I have some brains!" Slider says, feigning hurt.
"Shut up, Ron. I'm enjoying the show." Whiskey said, patting his thigh.
"I'm just saying you guys met at Top Gun, and that's so cute!" Lucky says. "I'm sure you two big men saw two gorgeous women who were mean to you and fell in love."
She turned to Goose and Scarlet, who were both laughing so hard that they had turned matching shades of...scarlet...
"Then you two!"
"Oh no." Scarlet hid her face in her hands.
"I can picture it, Goose at the piano playing some old ass song." She paused, and the group watched as an idea washed over her leading to a devilish grin. "Kind of like this." She says as she walks over to the piano.
"Does she know how to play the piano?" Spicy asked.
Mickey shakes his head.
"Someone should be recording this." Jake says, "this is the best thing ever."
Lucky hits a few random keys, making everyone wince. "You shake my nerves, and rattle my brains." She sings, her voice not bad but definitely off beat.
"So he's sitting there playing this stupid song, and this gorgeous redhead walks in and sees this tall drink of water sitting on the bench."
"Ew." Rooster whispers.
"Grow up Rooster, anyways knowing Goose he probably tells her to take a seat in his lap and despite not knowing him she takes the invitation. He serenades her with old songs all night long, and from that night forward they were in love."
Scarlet wipes an actual tear from her eye.
"Then a few years later, they had a son and named him Bradley even though Dumbass was more appropriate."
"Hey!"
"She's not wrong." Spicy playfully elbows Rooster in the ribs.
"And that dumbass found his perfect person much in the same way as his parents. In this very bar. Penny hired this gorgeous woman and she was behind the bar." For added effect Lucky jumped over the bar, Ice damn near chokes on his drink with worry.
"So imagine Spicy behind the bar, learning from the amazing queen herself, Penny. And this tall, porn stached, idiot walks in with that walk. Y'all know that walk. She looks up, completely ignoring her new bff trying to get a refill on her jack and coke." Lucky pouts. "And in that moment, I lost my wife to the biggest dumbass I know besides Jake."
"Bay, it wasn't that dramatic."
"We could have been so good together Spicy but nooooooo."
"Cariño, we'd already been together for years."
"This isn't about you Mickey."
Mickey just nods, knowing better than to argue with his wife.
"And then, then my other wife finds us and drops us for Jake. Like come on Spicy and I are both much hotter than Jake Seresin."
Cin snorted, "yes honey."
"Um excuse you?" Jake asked.
"Shut up Jake, and let me finish." Lucky said and despite wanting to fight Jake obeys. "so anyways, Jake takes one look at my gorgeous bestie and decides to stop being a man whore and nail Cin down. And somehow she looked at his big head and said yes."
"I don't have a big head." Jake pouted.
Lucky looks around, "I guess that's it really. We know how Maverick and Penny got together after like a billion years. And I still don't know how Cyclone got a hot ass bitch like Venom."
The group laughs as Fanboy helps Lucky back to her seat.
"You're forgetting someone Lucky." Whiskey points out.
Lucky looks around confused, "no I didnt."
"Honey, you forgot you and Mickey." Spicy points out.
"Oh we fucked in the closet of the cottage before it was mine." Lucky blurts out and most of the group laugh at her bluntness. Rooster and Ice look less than thrilled to know this information.
"Cariño that's not how we met." Fanboy points out.
Lucky looked him right in the eyes, "no but its when I realized I was totally, completely in love with you and I stopped fighting it."
Mickey smiles at her like they are the only two in the room.
"I'm going to vomit." Rooster says matter-of-factly before getting up from the table and heading to the kitchen, followed by his father and Jake.
Penny, Cin, and Spicy start clearing the tables. Usually Lucky would help, but after her big show she was laying her head on Fanboy's shoulder. She tries to reach for his Bud Light but he pushes it away.
"Mickeyyyy." She pouts.
"Oh, you're cut off, big time child." Ice says taking the bottle away from both of them.
"That's so mean."
"You'll get over it."
"Okie dokie."
Mickey shakes his head, but picks up his wife bridal style.
"Let's get you home Bay."
"I love you Garcia."
"I love you more."
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