#guardian funsies

[keksalot404]

A niche meme, I know, but who’s counting?

This is the culmination of me missing out on 2 Mari BDs and all my appreciation for all the OMORI AUs. Heres to all the Maris in the Multiverse! Happy Birthday!

Speaking of, here are the credits! (No this is not a collab, all art was done by me!)

Mari (and Sunny) from the Guardian Angel AU by me!

Mari from EMORI AU by @shrimperini​

Wrath!Mari by @ksenya-and-the-artistic-cucumber​

Hikkiko from OMARI AU by @mikkokomori 

Ghost Mari from Imaginary Friends AU by @side-of-honey 

Mari from @ask-omori-ageswap by @enby-peep 

Mari Cat by... OMOCAT???

and Mari from @ask-the-rpg-3 by @s0ckh3adstudios​ !

That’s all . . . ?

[shakingparadigm]

Would the human pets be capable of basic tasks like washing their clothes or preparing food? I can see some pets knowing how to prepare food as like, a fun little party trick to impress others, but as a basic survival skill I don't think it's commonly taught to humans anymore. There's most likely a line drawn between pets that are helpful and reliable, and pets that are too capable, to the point where certain owners may feel threatened by their level of intelligence and independence. I wonder just how helpless the humans would be without their aliens.

[angstintensifer]

Starmora incorrect quotes <3

Peter: Please, I'm begging you go to a doctor. Gamora: I'm sorry is this OUR stab wound? Stay out of it.

Peter: I'm 10 times funnier and sexier than you Gamora: 10 times 0 is still 0 though Peter: Jokes on you, I can't do math

Peter: I’m gonna need a human skull and I can't have you ask any questions why. Gamora: Only if you also don't ask why Gamora: *Pulls out 7 pristine human skulls* Take your pick. Peter: Gamora: Peter: This one is fine

Peter: Welcome, fellow idiots Gamora: Hello, Peter Peter: No, no, not you, you're not an idiot Gamora: You underestimate me

Peter: Bad things keep happening to me, like I have bad luck or something. Gamora: Peter, you don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass.

Peter: *Kicks the door down looking panicked* Gamora: What did you do? Peter: Nobody died. Gamora: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!

Peter: Remember when you didn't try to solve all your problems with attempted murder? Gamora: Stop romanticizing the past.

Gamora: Don’t worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve. Peter : I think you mean cards. Gamora, pulling knives out of their sleeves: No, I do not.

Gamora: This is a mistake Peter , enthusiastically: A mistake we're going to laugh about one day! Gamora: But not today Peter , still enthusiastic: Oh, no. Today's going to be a mess

Gamora: What the fuck is wrong with you?! Peter : Wow, you could start with a 'good morning'. Gamora: Good morning. What the fuck is wrong with you?!

Gamora: Peter and I have the kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other's- Peter : Sentences. Gamora: Don't interrupt me.

Gamora: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait. Peter : You and me!!! Gamora, tearing up: Okay.

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time to go beat up serevok

[bhaalsdeepbat]

I was discussing some narrative beats I had on my struggle to resist Durge, Ashe and here are some of my favorite highlights

Ashe saved the tieflings in act 1, only to doom them when she killed Isobel at last light inn. the sheer number of lives lost weighs on them heavily.

Ashe had broken out the prisoners at Moonrise, but told them to stay on the water. Wulbren, his two pals, Cal, Lia, and Danis all survived. Unfortunately, Rolan and Bex did not.

Shadowheart was there when Last Light Inn fell. She later chose to spare Nightsong. I think the faces of the shadow-cursed tieflings that she had once saved haunted her when they were finishing up Shar's trials.

Ashe didn't use Slayer form until the Kressa fight. The anger at finding out she was a pet to experiment on made her unable to hold back. Everyone had to go into the Myrkul battle knowing that their beloved Durge was hiding something from them. what else were they hiding???

ashe fucking went down at the myrkul fight, and so did Shady and Minthara. Astarion was the one who finished it up, which made ashe more willing to belive he's right that they need him to ascend bc any power under their belt is useful when facing the gods themselves

[thedragonagelesbian]

the standing in the pool of the inquisitor's blood is what makes this for me...

[one-half-guy]

Love that I fucking played Advance trilogy and thought "Cool this effect in Knuckles' fists to show the impact and power of his punches"

I watched Frontiers DLC 3 gameplay like an addicted and everything I thought was "wow, they brought Advance's flame-like effects back cool cool cool"

And now with Knuckles' series trailer, I finally understand that those are, in fact, flames AKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAK

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I FEEL SO DUMB 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

KNUCKLES HAVE HAD MINOR PYROKINESIS ALL THIS TIME AND I HAVEN'T NOTICED

[mt07131]

Maeve makes YET ANOTHER elf yeah yeah you know how it goes around here anyway meet Lethe, the new dark urge :)

[tea-of-destiny]

sometimes i feel bad when my bigger mental AU concepts start going off the rails some

but then i have to ask myself, "if i explained this to someone who doesn't know this series, would they think it's any crazier than what we actually got in canon?"

if the answer's no, i just keep going with the idea

[luna-light-eclipse]

Send help

[honoosenshi]

tag dump i.

∘⡊ 🔥 ˚⊹ blazing beauty ⊹ — visage. ∘⡊ 🔥 ˚⊹ punishment by holy fire ⊹ — aesthetics. ∘⡊ 🔥 ˚⊹ aloof yet passionate ⊹ — musings. ∘⡊ 🔥 ˚⊹ princess of the white moon & dearest love ⊹ — usagi. ∘⡊ 🔥 ˚⊹ a gentle spray of water ⊹ — ami. ∘⡊ 🔥 ˚⊹ herculean thunderbolt ⊹ — makoto. ∘⡊ 🔥 ˚⊹ kissed by aphrodite ⊹ — minako. ∘⡊ 🔥 ˚⊹ pink rabbit ⊹ — chibiusa. ∘⡊ 🔥 ˚⊹ our distant comrades ⊹ — outer senshi & other. ∘⡊ 🔥 ˚⊹ good prince of the earth ⊹ — mamoru. ∘⡊ 🔥 ˚⊹ pretty guardians in a sailor suit ⊹ — senshi. ∘⡊ 🔥 ˚⊹ eien no melody ⊹ — music. ∘⡊ 🔥 ˚⊹ asks ⊹ — answered. ∘⡊ 🔥 ˚⊹ sentence starters & memes ⊹ — prompts. ∘⡊ 🔥 ˚⊹ crack ⊹ — laughter. ∘⡊ 🔥 ˚⊹ just for funsies ⊹ — other. ∘⡊ 🔥 ˚⊹ headcanons. ∘⡊ 🔥 ˚⊹ ooc. ∘⡊ 🔥 ˚⊹ the guardians of princess mars ⊹ — phobos & deimos. ∘⡊ 🔥 ˚⊹ starter call.

[keksalot404]

Updated my pfp a while ago, might as well change the banner to.

UNDERTALE ROM LEAK will continue soon, and Guardian Angel will return a bit after! (for real this time.)

[lunarsapphism]

im gonna burn the botw ost onto a cd so i can play it in the car

[mothfinite]

fall from grace - arms outstretched

id place this art storywise after fin's true motivations are revealed and he tries to go through with his plan to take over moth's dimension, trying and failing to get them to be on his side for it. hes defeated and, in a similar fashion to his original world, tossed from angel island. moth however proceeds to follow after him, feeling betrayed but not wanting him to end up hurt or worse. in the moment he sees this as the joining his side, but simply, deep inside them, they know they still care for him... and they like him much more than they think 🩷

[alornights]

⟢ you took my soul.

➜ in which ! your beauty took their breath away.

💌 ﹫main 4 + butters stotch.

✩ 🎸 warnings﹗none.

🍓 ⟡ notes — me when subliminals start working, tehehe. based on the jimmy & kyle pretty people drabbles i did. idk what im doing tbh.

*ੈ✩‧₊˚ eric cartman.

hates you.

the guy was so confused about why you looked like you were glowing and why his heart was about to beat out of his chest.

death stared you the entire first week you moved to town.

he later confronts you asking if you do witchcraft. you obviously answer you don't. he thinks you're lying and got plastic surgery.

you say you didn't with like the prettiest smile he's ever seen. he takes your word for it and everyone was shocked.

since then he's been like a parasite who always seems to be stuck with you always there to shoo off anyone irrelevant.

thinks he has asthma bc every time he sees you his breath cuts short and fucking hates himself for "having" asthma.

has tried on multiple occasions to "get rid" of people who bothered you even in the slightest way.

*ੈ✩‧₊˚ kyle broflovski.

is actually so fucking flustered around you.

when he saw you in the cafeteria walking in he couldn't take his eyes off you the entire time, even with his friends calling for him.

if you even give him the slightest hint you're into him, he will take matters into his own hands and just brag to everyone.

for funsies of course.

deffo helps you away from any unwanted eyes, help meaning may literally threaten them in the worst ways possible.

when he's around you its like he's in a daze for him, he just feels like he's on cloud nine and is living the best life ever.

suddenly becomes the most romantic person ever, not that he wasn't already. but like hella cheesy hopeless romantic.

*ੈ✩‧₊˚ stan marsh.

the classic and boring response is a throws up. but he actually doesn't do that contrary to popular beliefs.

he faints instead!

he thought he died since he saw an angel and then his vision went black but he thought hey at least that meant hed be in heaven.

he is stunned when he wakes up in the nurse's office and sees you worried about him of all people.

is like a stuttering mess but he starts slowly but surely relaxing around you, still very nervous talking to you though.

has bragged very purposely in front of wendy that y'all are friends.

while he may not be good at romance, he does try. and by trying i mean he makes u a picnic and brings takeout.

*ੈ✩‧₊˚ kenny mccormick.

ay, he has a heart attack because of you.

kidding. but bro does feel his heart like- stop when he sees you walking down the halls like it's some rom-com movie.

instantly starts making moves on you, no hesitation.

doesn't matter whats going on, if he has the chance, hell take it.

at one point thought you were like his actual guardian angel because he had yet to die after meeting you.

still thinks you are and worships the ground you walk on.

very much one of those "ill do anything for you" but he actually will do anything for you, like seriously. just ask.

*ੈ✩‧₊˚ butters stotch.

surprisingly the most normal of the bunch.

treats you like a normal human being thankfully.

though he does like stutter around you a lot but that calms down and he's usually back to his normal self in like a day or two.

is very much attached to you especially since his parents have

brags so much to the guys and tells them to "suck on these nuts bitch" because you don't hang out with them, ever.

has tried, and failed, to set up a date with you two. cried himself to sleep, and repeated this process for like a week.

it did work. at his house, in front of his parents! but it was kinda fun, you surprisingly got along with them very well.

[aliusworld]

Yoshida Headcanons

Warnings: none, hooray!

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Yoshida who looks super hot and handsome and kind of freaky on the outside, but on the inside has never touched another person (non violently) in his life

Yoshida who always sleeps at least four inches away from you because he doesn’t want to bother you if he snores (he doesn’t even know if he does)

Yoshida who always sleeps after you whether you like it or not

Yoshida who also manages to wake up before you do

Yoshida who never gets sick but always takes care of you when you catch a cold (it’s because he’d built an insane immune system)

Yoshida who as a kid, strictly ate dirt and worms for funsies while his guardian watched in horror

Yoshida who looks like a sickly orphan boy lurking in the shadows at night because he just came back from stalking Denji

Yoshida who always catches onto the smallest things and will do anything it takes to lift up your mood even just a little bit

Yoshida who is touch starved but doesn’t know it because his job is so busy

Yoshida who seems distant and closed off only because he’s actually never handled other people well before

Yoshida who either can’t sing for shit but hums to your favorite songs you play on repeat or…

Yoshida who swears up and down that he can’t sing but actually sounds like a god

Yoshida who sometimes walks with you from a distance making it look like he’s your stalker (on accident)

Yoshida who smothers you with everything you enjoy on some days because he just felt like it

Yoshida who kisses you so infrequently you forget what he tastes like (he doesn’t mean to)

Yoshida who won’t start anything romantic unless you start it first

Yoshida who touches the back of your neck to freak you out and laugh

Yoshida who sometimes, once in a blue moon, kisses you in public (in front of Denji) so he can ‘assert his dominance’

Yoshida who acts like a sad puppy when you get hurt

Yoshida who is willing to die because you got hurt because of him (maybe something related to his job)

Yoshida who bites you for fun when you two are hugging

Yoshida who’s touches can be read as romantic or sexual but in reality they’re just a sign of platonic affection

Yoshida who cannot for the life of him read obvious social cues (either that or he doesn’t care)

Yoshida who has cold ass hands that need to be warmed 24/7 with yours