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daveyfvckingjacobs · 7 months

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*stumbles back to this app blinking like I’ve been hibernating for months and have forgotten what the outside looks like* sup

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celestial-toys · 1 month

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been laying here listening to Lucky by Dermot Kennedy on loop for half an hour while thinking about Everything Stays and crying

#it’s good crying dw i am just. i have so many feelings about this story #Seven’s Celestial Commentary #Everything Stays #writing stuff #i may be stuck in bed struggling to type due to personal reasons but that will Not stop me from cooking up ideas for this fic #there is gonna be so much fucking angst and it’s gonna hurt soooooo good #the more i listen to it the more the possibilities expand #i can easily see Moon and Reader going back and forth between verses vulnerably arguing over Sun #but i can also see it being Sun and Moon getting real and discussingcougharguingover Reader #can’t decide which i like more #god i wish y’all could see this story the way it plays out in my head #next best thing would be to keep writing and sharing the story instead of vagueposting abt future plot points tho wouldn’t it lmao #and GOD don’t even get me fucking STARTED on Two Hearts…#Dermot Kennedy’s music is responsible for yet Another plot point for this story and i can’t even be mad about it. his fucking lyricsss dude #‘and so we jump to the THEATER??? in that SAME OLD TOWN???’ DO WE? FUCK I GUESS WE DO NOW!!!#picture me listening to that song and inspiration hitting me like a truck. diligently taking notes like the lyrics r instructions from God #‘she sees his face?? and HE sees HER as the LIGHTS GO DOWN???’ write that down write that down #‘the life that they should’ve had sat between them that night??’ FUCK Man yeah it sure did!!!#anyways it’s chill i’m chill. i’m very normal about my little stories and their musical inspirations!#and i’ve listened to these songs a very normal amount (translation: they will likely be in my top ten for the 2024 wrapped)#(cut to the scenes playing vividly in my head) ‘Well‚ at least I can always say that I /told/ her!’#‘I can’t relate to having a heart like that‚ Sun! With all of your wonder and your trust intact…’#like no i wouldn’t lift the lyrics directly for the song to use as dialogue but FUCk does it work well.. Lucky is such a good script for-#like- a heated conversation between my Relentlessly Positive Sun and my Apathetic Jaded Moon #‘How could our farewell mean as much as our time? Honey‚ I’ll be gone. It’s better if I’m something that you leave behind.’#‘I used to paint these trees‚ now I just scream at the sky. Honey I was wrong. Guess there’s certain things you never leave behind.’#*sobbing shaking throwing up clawing at the walls* I Am Normal About These Characters #anyways uh. on an unrelated note how many song lyrics do ya think i can cram into ES before it’s Too Many #gonna have to start getting creative with how i can incorporate more songs in a way that feels natural and not forced #even tho i am forcing it. i am forcing it very much bc i have songs with applicable lyrics and y’all Will read them one way or another

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aeide-thea · 2 years

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the thing abt h*rry styles is like. i don't even personally like his music, and while i still haven't looked up the details of the latest nonsense it sure sounds like he said something dumb and unexaminedly homophobic and it's more than fair to critique that, but the way some people talk abt him sure is revealing wrt how agonizingly fucking narrowly they define queerness, and how viciously fucking snidely they want to police it!

#like—i'm not personally interested in making claims abt styles' sexuality in *any* direction #(pun not actually intended but.)#partially because i don't care #and partially bc quite frankly i think the level of entitlement wrt public figures' private lives is fucking. off the charts #we saw it with hashtag ownvoices and we see it with accusing real people of queerbaiting #actually ppl should be allowed to just. live their lives without yr desperately trying to shove them into one box or another #so you can decide whether you respect them or not #but like. when you make posts that are like. queerness is just abt who you fuck—#trans ppl see those posts. ppl who aren't getting laid see those posts. people who don't *want* to get laid see those posts.#i mean ultimately i guess if that's what queerness means then fuck queerness‚ i want radical acceptance #but also that definitely *isn't* what queerness means #anyway there's an extremely specific context here but also there's a whole pattern #of ppl being snide abt bisexuals and asexuals and 'transtrenders' and 'theyfabs' and ambiguously gnc ppl and it's just like. can you stop #the cishet normies in the bible belt hate *all* of us actually!#but like. also why is this conversation even *about* identity.#this whole idea that like. there are bigoted ppl and marginalized ppl and no overlap between the two is absolutely fucking wild to me #we all swim in a sea of toxic ideas and sometimes we regurgitate them and sometimes we even do it when they're poisonous to us personally!#someone saying something homophobic doesn't actually tell you whether they're straight #and if yr talking shit abt that‚ yr not talking abt the actual problem‚ which is the rhetoric in question and its implications #anyway. would truly *love* to get off this hill without dying but unfortunately. people keep charging up it

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goldensunset · 8 months

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cheers to this guest lecturer for nearly giving me a heart attack making me think there was a paper due tomorrow that i hadn’t even heard about so i couldn’t focus the rest of the lecture and like rushed home and opened the site to find there was nothing at all

#when you’re gone for a week and only check your email (which sends notifs when assignments are due in 24 hours) and nothing else #it is not difficult to be convinced that A Big Thing Is Happening That You Didn’t Know About #i already (for shame) had an awkward experience in german class today #the entire class session was spoken entirely in german about a comic we were meant to have read and i only minimally participated #the prof afterwards was like ‘did you manage to follow along ok?’ and i had to tell him yeah i fully understood the conversation #i just didn’t contribute words of my own bc um. i didn’t have any material from which to draw forth words #which is tooooootally on me i could have and should have done the reading while away #he’s been nice and forgiving but i couldn’t teehee my way out of that one #and yet somehow he still was like ‘oh do you want me to postpone your quiz on friday’ SIR you are being way too nice #i completely do not deserve an extension on any of this i ran away to another continent for a week just for funsies #i easily could’ve done the work and studying i just kind of Suck it’s my own fault i should’ve been more responsible #so i told him oh no no i can fully handle doing all this work in the next two days and i’m fully ready to study for this quiz #which like. let’s be real based on what i heard in class today uhhh yeah this should be a cakewalk i am far more skilled than he realizes #i still have to study but like. the last minute grind is what i do best i’m genuinely not concerned and ik good resources if i get stuck #peach rambles #but anyway about this guest lecturer guy. he was talking about meditation and mentioned stuff that might be distracting us #and said something about ‘that paper you have due tomorrow in this class’#twice #which made me FLIP #i guess he was referring to a theoretical paper in a theoretical class?#that might be theoretically causing stress #because we don’t have this class physically tomorrow and there’s nothing open online due tomorrow so there can’t be anything #but like sheesh bro

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vacantgodling · 8 months

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one day i’m going to write an article about how yes all of my friends are online and no i don’t really want to meet them in person

#i have met one before #and guess what we don’t talk anymore #— unrelated but yknow still stands #but it’s basically for me & my ism #being around people is extremely taxing for me unless they’re my Person #(which is my partner tm)#it’s easier for me to mitigate my emotional responses to people when i don’t have to physically see them #i’m actually more talkative!!! online!!!!#than in real life #i’m less likely to be ignored or pushed out of conversations #i can have a Voice in ways i can’t idk #so no i don’t want to meet you in person bc our relationship is perfect like this #sometimes i do get hit with the longing #wanting to be around people irl #but it’s like #the price i have to pay bc all my irl friendships have blown up in my face and i’ve had very few online ones dk that so #i’d rather this than that yknow #about renjamin

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seawitchkaraoke · 1 year

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No but sometimes I am so tired of playing therapist/neurotypicals translator for my neurodivergent friend like. It's exhausting, to have to be the one to explain why your friend got upset when you just signed her up for the same study group as yourself without asking her first or letting her sign up for what group she wanted herself.

Like. I am good at patiently explaining these things, which is why she always asks me about these things but it's exhausting. But also therapy isn't very accessible and she doesn't have anyone else who really gets her problems understanding stuff to the same level I do so....

Then another friend who doesn't do this on this level but who does go on about how great it is that we can kinda laugh about neurodivergent problems together and such and how amazing it is and how she never really talked about these things with anyone else, which I agree it's great to have someone to talk about it but? The way she phrases it, puts a lot of pressure on me and makes it kinda weird? Like it's this great secret we're sharing? Especially since we haven't known each other all that long?

And like. Idk. I get it, I get to you it's amazing to have someone to talk about this to, someone who gets some of your struggles, someone who talks very openly and happily about being neurodivergent but. Man. I'm great but I'm not an expert in all things neurodivergent. I'm not?? Idk I'm not "special" for having adhd or for talking openly about it, I'm just some perfect life coach, I don't have my own life together, all I've got going for me is that I know what my problems are and that I'm not super afraid to talk about them

Idk. It's just exhausting. Like.... These two in particular just have vibes of kinda putting me on a pedestal (though in different ways) and that just makes me uncomfortable but also idk how to set boundaries there bc "stop telling me that I'm awesome" is. Hmm. It's not like that's what they do. They just imply it. They imply that things I do or say that really aren't anything special are somehow amazing and like??? Idk man I'm just me? Compliment me for the things I do that are actually awesome, not like... For agreeing to do a fun thing with you? I don't do it out of?? Pity? Or whatever? I want to do the fun thing?

#idk it's weird #the second one especially bc like... the first one I've figured out how to set boundaries mostly #she exhausts me sometimes but it's ok #but the second one? it's so weird like? idk she makes me uncomfortable sometimes #like we originally started meeting up to study and obviously ended up chatting quite a bit during that too #and she sends me like. several paragraphs long messages shortly after our meetups end several times?#that almost read like she's reviewing our conversation? it just. i don't like it #like... idk. it makes me uncomfy when ppl who don't know me that well go on about how good it was to talk to me about x or y #or how they usually don't have such great convos or whatever #like.... it feels... like they are very quickly creating an idea of who i am and what i am like in their head #and even if that idea of me is very positive it's still not accurate and it puts a lot of pressure on me to then... be that person i guess?#idk idk #and now this whole neurodivergent thing... like she basically said ''ive never told anyone this'' and i said well you don't have to #tell me your exact diagnosis or anything it's fine #and she didn't and I'm glad bc that would put even more pressure on me #but like she made it a whole Thing and i get even saying ''i'm neurodivergent'' out loud is big for her and that's great #but again. why me. we've known each other for like 3 months. please slow down there #yes I'm awesome but you're projecting ways in which i am awesome that are not real #and you don't even know about some of the ways i am indeed awesome #idk i really don't. we'll see.#trouble is i do like her and i do wanna be friends but man stop assigning me as your best friend forever please you'll get disappointed #this post went far away from it's original point and is now about so many different things #it's fine #rant #personal

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rubberbandballqueen · 11 months

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had one of them "quarterly work meetings" just now and what i have learned is that i am severely lacking in the genre of social script that dictates how to behave when first joining a group of people you will be working with regularly from that point on

#i think mostly my coworkers are all people who are fairly neurotypical and so they like. Know how to do this stuff i guess #n so i'm kinda just standing there. like a vampire. needing to be invited in for lack of practice w/these scripts #n like i briefly mentioned this in the tags of a post on my other blog yesterday but like i notice smth similar in my chem lab #it's like i'm missing the first scene of a script to a play but have the rest of it memorized blocked n ready to go #as Soon as i know that my entrance isn't like a disruption of the expected flow i'm fine!!! i can do that shit!!!!#and more recently i've been learning n mastering the opening scenes to the play of 'making online friends'#which is different from real life bc online friendship is asynchronous. realizing now that's why online/irl friendships differ sometimes #n this is also why i tend to be more actively inviting at the start of smth new like a class or semester #bc those are the periods when the ~flow~ is setting itself n if i can manage to integrate into *that* i'm good i can do this #but i don't know how to *slip in* to an existing current as an active participant. i just know how to observe n absorb #bc it's ~personal sharing time~ (lol) but like obviously being Neurodivergent(tm) i misread a lot of cues growing up #n so now the goal feels like 'transition seamlessly into thing so that you're not a despised disruption'#which is why i've become so grateful to the kinds of people who make active efforts to include new people #like. thank you communications majors. i love you communications majors. i owe you my life communications majors.#bc it's so!! 'i promise i'm not snubbing you it's just that my direct instructions were to work Here so even though you are three feet away #'literally on the other side of this wall i'm not gonna come out n initiate conversation w/you bc those are Implicit Instructions'#'/Individual Expectations that i'm too afraid of reading incorrectly but if you come talk to me i will be normal abt it i promise'#the worm speaks #like pretty frequently these days i find myself thinking abt that one post that's like #'yeah back in the olden days being a good host was a learned skill n it involved these sorts of specific things'#'like matching up n introducing guests to each other by saying 'this is x this is y you both like turtles :)'#like i feel like that's the Spirit of icebreakers these days but even if you have interests in common w/someone across the circle #it can be kind of awkward to cross the room afterwards to talk to them so you just end up talking w/whoever's nearest or no one at all

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alicuntisms · 2 years

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the way so many people talk about edwina in the show as the diamond basically reducing her to an object to be won is disheartening.

#i guess this is my edwina sharma rewatch #we're on off to the races my dudes #and it just hammers home how anthony is edwina's rebellion against kate #and considering the parentification of kate i think the idea that anthony is in part edwina's teenage rebellion makes sense #and yet again i think the fandom just forgot about the conversation that kate and edwina have while waiting for the queen #like you can see even then that she's falling for anthony's performance #that while the little subterfuge with dorset was rude #she also buys anthony's line about how he just wanted to spend time with edwina #kate is the one who thinks that it's anthony trying to make her look stupid #edwina does not #and thus we see the beginning of the cracks in their relationship #i think coming to england really make edwina want SISTERLY advice from kate verus s the mom advice she's probably used to getting from kate #but at this point in their life kate doesn't know HOW to be sisterly without the mother-overtones slipping through #and like i know people are like 'they're sisters! a man shouldn't come between them!'#which is fair #but shit like this happens all the time #both in fiction and the real world #so it's not cray-cray that it's happening here #and like at the end of the day #even though the sharmas are messy as fuck #they just come off a much more interesting/real for me personally #than their book counterparts #there is literally nothing wrong with adding strife to a family dynamic #especially one as slightly complicated as the sharmas are considering their history #i will admit that this didn't come across very well in the show but i personally think it's there #if y'all could just put your biases aside of course #i think focusing on edwina's struggles throughout the series makes sense from a narrative standpoint #the sharmas and the bridgertons are the main families for s2 after all #literally the only sideplot i cannot get behind and resent is the featheringtons #like the way all of that should have been saved for season three will never stop pissing me off

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eggmeralda · 1 year

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<3<3 (<- platonic hearts)

#i thought i was being a bitter jealous aromantic bc i hated seeing my friend with his girlfriend #but turns out pda is just a thing that makes most people uncomfortable and i'm not being irrational #which i only found out after having a whole conversation with one of my other friends #he's the one guy in my band that i never talk to alone like whenever it's just us two we just sit in awkward silence #so it's nice that our first proper conversation was like a really deep one where we could tell each other anything and stuff #and yeah he was also uncomfortable with them just having their hands on each other's legs and touching each other's hair and stuff #like fair enough if they do that but not in public??#that's the kind of stuff i wanna read about in fanfics not see in real life #but anyway at least i made a new friend <3 #i mean i guess we were already friends and are literally in a band together but now i feel like i can fully call him like. my Friend friend #as opposed to someone i just know and get along with #also congratulations to him for being the first deep conversation i've had with someone new since The Aromantic Awakening #bc usually if i had that with anyone before i would end up getting a fake crush on them #but i'm thinking about it now and i have no romantic feelings for him <3 #like no more compallo #it's a weird feeling?? like this nice glowing feeling is exactly what i'd always mistake for romantic attraction but i now know it's not?#it's just friendship god this is so cheesy #but anyway <3 #ramble

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coldvampire · 2 years

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#idk it’s late n I’m not feeling super great abt me as a person #thinking abt being too much too fast for just about everyone I come across #and like. how much I just have to hold back all the time.#I’m never comfortable in my own skin or around anyone bc when I start to relax too much people pull back #and it’s hard to keep a good headspace when it keeps happening #there’s not really a space for me anywhere and I’m pretty sure if I just vanished no one would wonder about it #I always get anxious about this when it’s time to go back to class again #we’re going on three years now with the same people and despite my efforts #it’s still a really lonely setting #I think I torture myself too much with positive What If scenarios bc they’re just not happening #I don’t need to be the most popular one in the room I just don’t want to feel like I’m inserting myself #where I’m not wanted. again.#idk I have a one-man discord server for myself bc I can’t stop compulsively opening the app and I send more messages there than anywhere #else and I think that says something.#things that would absolutely be better suited for a real conversation but.#yknow.#I’m also struggling to maintain social energy which I’m sure is part of the reason I seem to kill the vibe so quickly #vicious cycle no doubt #idk what I’m expecting here I guess I just needed to get this out there #it’s not a new problem it just never seems to leave me #idk how much longer I can keep believing that ‘my people’ are out there #maybe I’m just always going to exist like this #I’m just Tired

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yongseungkim · 26 days

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#its been great like not being as interested in social media #but unfortunately for me that means a lot of the anxieties that came with social media have like #infiltrated real life in very real ways and its scary and i dont like it #i dont like thinking like this #these ppl are too precious to me #i try not to act on it but man are the thoughts the exact same no matter what social thing im a part of #like ive never felt truly included in online spaces or just feeling unpopular or like whatever #kinda the odd one out #and even irl it feels that way #the thing is i have good people and good friends in my life #like i know theyre not the problem #its just me and my thoughts that havent literally changed forever and like now its annoying #bc i care about these people and maybe selfishly wanna keep them in my life (?)#although based on my interactions and conversations w them it feels the same for them too yaknow like reciprocated #but i feel like these days my thoughts have really just been making me not the most fun person to be around sometimes #im not acting on them fully but like maybe slightly (?)#the closer i personally feel to people the more hurt i unintentionally get #i have such unrealistic expectations sometimes it feels #and i feel like my few attempts at trying to get closer with certain ppl one on one hasnt always went down well and like #this has to be a two way thing so i cant really blame em but it also hurts idk :(#i just feel like im always doing something wrong bc ppl never seem to like me as much as i like them ?#idk i think its the superficial things too at the end of the day that bother me more than they should #i feel like i wouldnt be missed like i have to always do the reaching out whos reaching out to me :(#there are ppl that do though and im so thankful to them but things like idk #feel like ic ould shut my phone off for a week and not see anyone and just hear from no one #which is fine i guess but it makes me feel very invisible #its been strange i have feelings im trying to reconcile but not sure how to #socializing is so hard so so so hard ive just been almost confused to a frozen amount #and its been harder these days cuz the rose tinted glasses are off like my friends do re energize me yes but i feel a lot of anxiety too #rambles

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toastsnaffler · 2 months

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ugh had to get up bc I'm too awake to fall back asleep and started getting hunger cramps

#FINE ILL EAT CEREAL #also made myself rly sad bc i was thinking abt phone calls and it made me think abt how i DONT miss my ex thats long dead and buried #but I DO miss there being someone who was always happy to hear from me or hear my voice any time of day to say anything at all #and always being happy to hear from them in the same way and just. that simple casual kind of love and how easy it was every time #not even talking just how easy it was to be around them and in the same space even if we werent directly interacting #and i love my friends but its not really the same as that i always feel like the longer i talk the more im keeping them from other things #and theyre pulling away and ik my roommate has said before she doesnt rly get anything out of just. being around ppl without-#direct interaction which is ok like thats just how it works for her but also it means whenever im talking to her theres a little desperate #part of me thats like u have to keep talking bc otherwise shes going to get bored and leave except she'll do that either way bc ill run-#out of anything interesting to say.. but again its not the same anyway tho bc we're just friends theres no obligation or anything #not that it was obligation with my ex gah. but it was just so mutual and EASY i dont knowww #i think its on my mind as well bc my roommate was talking abt friends of hers she can just. Always dip into conversation with #and that made me think of my ex but i didnt wanna say bc that sounds dumb and as though im hung up on them (which im genuinely not)#and ik she feels like that abt one of our mutual friends bc theyre much closer than we are and its cute how much she talks abt him and #how obvious her love for him is and i dont begrudge them that at all but i just miss having that myself with someone #but its been so long and itll probably be a long time yet before i ever have smth like that again. if ever man #and it doesnt even matter anyway bc i guess it wasnt ever actually mutual and my ex denied a lot of it afterwards and ik part of that they #were just saying to hurt me (which worked) but it probably was partly true too. maaaan.#i just miss having a favourite person and i miss being someones favourite person even if that wasnt real in the end and i wasnt #i miss at least THINKING i was someones favourite person like back when doubt rarely occurred to me bc i cared so much abt them #like it would hardly cross my mind they didnt. or if it did it was still ok bc it was easily reassured #ahhhh im going to drive myself crazy girl i need to Stop. it doesnt matter its not within my reach anymore but. wails pitifully #sorry for being so pathetic and needy and starved on main in my defence im sick. im gonna lie down for another half hour #and then i guess get ready for work. at least if im working i wont be thinking abt this shit anymore it doesn't matter #ougrhrhhhhgougrh.#.diaries

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fertilizing-daffodils · 4 months

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…..damn it. I know I’m just sad and mad. I’m smad. And now I’m smangry because I can’t think of the actual word.

#damn she really just said 'lol bye forever' and dipped huh #that used to be what I would do #just here one day and then all gone the next #like i get it do what you gotta do and protect your own peace #but jesus christ dude you lived in my house #you called me your friend and told me you loved me and i cared for you and trusted so much of myself to you #its obvious my partner meant more to you than I did by a long shot but you left her without a thought too #its horrible irony that this spiraled because we couldnt figure out how to have a conversation about it with everyone on the same page #and now i guess she's decided that we arent worth the wait #which fine we were half worried she'd try to physically assault me after finding out anyway #granted i'd let her have at least one good hit in if she truly wanted (cuz i still think i deserve worse)#but keeping my wife from losing it on her for touching me would be a whole other story #edit: bleh it’s all still true and I deserve what I get for being a real shitty friend #she doesn’t even know how shitty of a friend #I guess it just bothers me that my partner’s friendship was so easily tossed aside #I know I should care more about myself but I just don’t want to right now

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captainsparklefingers · 6 months

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It's always weird when you get an idea for an au story and it sounds great as an idea, but then when you go to try and plot it out, you're like 'wait this is either gonna involve a complete overhaul of canon or I'm gonna have to ignore a lot of shit or get really, REALLY creative'. And suddenly the whole thing just feels very, very daunting.

I think that's why I haven't done anything longer than oneshots (interconnected or otherwise) for a while.

Like, writing Conspiracy of Ravens, my last multichapter story for anything, did involve a major canon change, but it was something that could, I think, be done in a way that could sort of slot into canon and not feel eo out of place? I mean it wasn't perfect, but i5 didn't feel like...wildly impossible, which for something that could have big ripple effects is good, I'd say.

I've got other ideas for longer things, four of which I'm seriously consider writing, one of which I've actually been trying to write on and off for liiiiike...two years? And as you can see, they do not exist beyond my brain and a bunch of notes that go nowhere, or they get started but the idea of a complete canon rewrite is so daunting that even beginning to plan that out is a struggle.

I gotta say, I really admire people who do massive aus that manage to both diverge from their canon source in a big way while also following similar plot beats or echoes and staying true to both the characters and the heart/feel of the original source work. Because that CANNOT be easy.

(you know exactly who you are, if you're reading this, and I both envy and deeply respect you.)

....look I've been home sick with a major headcold all day, with nothing to keep me company but my cats and my thoughts. This is what happens when I have free time. Not any ACTUAL writing, but a dumb blog post about how writing is hard. In short: I'm sick, I'm bored, I have writers block, and I'm complaining instead of, you know, doing anything productive.

#don't mind me i'm just rambling #stupid writing thoughts #one of those au ideas I think could work better as an original story but...#... well. trying to find a way to deal with memory and identity issues like those of our purple fave is tricky.#(yes its all cr related no I don't know why I can't write for anything else)#(Yes I'm aware of the irony that my 'kiki has twin sons and managed to hide the pregnancy' story is the easy one to consider canon adjacent)#(yes im still thinking about how said kids would fit into canon even though I'm doing literally nothing with them)#(ask me about my ocs theyre underused and overly thought out)#look i guess im an ideas person more than anything else. which.... sucks a bit i guess.#i dont know why I decided to write this all out. i don't know where this is coming from. I'm not like. frustrated.#not more than normal anyway.#and I'm definitely not like angry jealous because that's just stupid.#....on a totally unrelated note I coughed up a mucus lump earlier that I swear to god looked like a dick.#behold. the real reason for this nonsense.#i had to find a way to talk about the dick loogie without it being the main topic of conversation because thats gross

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ezraphobicsoup · 8 months

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guy who can’t have a deep conversation without making some sort of shitty little reference (me)

#the thing is it’s even when i am having hypothetical conversations inside my head #i don’t think it’s like the end of the world?? it’s just another one of the things that i do which i guess makes me me #man i’m being so good at self love today (sorta)#ezra’s real life rambles #even though this is a post about me feel free to reblog this if this is also you it wouldn’t surprise me #idk if i had to say that but i feel better for it so i have

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