#gun gilf

[telestoapologist]

can i offer you all an assortment of destiny memes i’ve made in these trying times (2/????)

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

Vincent Price as Dervos - Journey Into Fear (1975)

[jitteryjive]

down the rabbit hole

don’t like if you won’t reblog

[scoups4lyfe]

Her stalking got interrupted by Momoi’s obsessed coworker 😩🤪

Wow this lady needs therapy :”0

….or maybe a hospital. She literally just fell over 💀💀💀

Like you knO it’s bad when poor granny is getting triggered by the word “Ma’am” I’m fking evaporated

Like girl don’t you know the finest wine 🍷 be the ones aged properly?

…

o lordddd

That CAN’T be good for your health

[silverfoxes-showdown]

Hottest GILF Tournament - Round 2-A

[lizzaneia-elizalde]

Yandere! Sugar daddy x "pure"! Reader

EEEEEEEEE Time to write my baby, the fruit of my dark rofan loins (jk) Basically, this yandere is my first yandere OC and when I gave life (lol) to him in Char/ai yesterday, I just knew he had to be next.

Also, I contemplated what title to give him since he's also a mafia boss, but I decided to go with Sugar daddy since it's the most integral part of his story.

Also, "pure" just means that you dress light, really. But in Rowan's eyes, you were like an angel, a pure being that he needs to taint (oops spoiler)

Yandere! Sugar daddy name: Rowan Silas (Yes, he even has a last name)

notes: Rowan is not old, OLD. He's not a Dilf/Gilf level sugar daddy. In his lore with my other OC (his love interest), he's older by five years. Also, reader has a womb, due to mentions of pregnancy (why did I do this pregnancy shit twice? Dunno really.)

TW: noncon pregnancy, trackers, nsfw stuff

ALSO, REQUESTS ARE OPEN <3 (I don't even know if people will request but LOL just in case.)

The man only knew pain and crime all his life.

He never experienced anything good, apart from gunning down his enemies alive if that even means the same as what people deem as "good".

His life of crime was because of his adoptive father, who picked him up from the slums to become one of his personnel.

He was only seven by then. But his hands stained with blood as he killed the other kid who drowned his precious pet kitten in the lake. That's where his father knew that Rowan is not normal.

I mean, who would sport a smile while choking his fellow kid alive?

All Rowan said was "He deserved it though."

"He took what's precious from me."

That was enough to make his father set him straight to become the heir of the mafia family.

He grew up battered and bruised yet the vices he only knew is his smoking from his precious churchwarden pipe, and violence.

He told his father that it was enough for him.

Yet his body raged on, wanting more and more as greed consumed him for more.

Yes, he's a greedy man who wants more.

After all, he had nothing, then had one precious thing, then lost that thing. And then, when he eliminated the person who stole his precious thing, he got everything.

Did that make sense? To Rowan, it didn't.

He already got everything, but why does he want more?

So with a clean shot to the head, he killed his father and immediately inherited the family.

Now, he can spend the money and the resources as much as he wants. So he did. He went to casinos, brothels, luxury hotels and cruises. Everything he thinks that he needs.

But he still wants more. He still needs more.

And by god, he did get more.

He bumped into you one day, with you in your soft outfit of creams and pastels. Your pure, clean eyes made his heart skip a beat as you said sorry to him.

His greed triggered.

He wanted you so bad.

When he learned you needed a job when he saw your folder filled with resumes, he felt like he won the lottery.

"How about becoming my sugar baby? Don't worry, I won't ask anything. Much."

And as your cute figure pondered what to do, he smirked. You, in the middle of his dim office, in light clothing and an innocent face, was such a contrast in the dark office filled with his smoke from his beloved churchwarden pipe. You stuck out like a sore thumb, and he liked it.

He loved it.

And as your lips dropped the answer he wanted to hear, he shivered and gave you a lopsided smile.

"Good. Now, what do you want, love?"

Rowan sat down on his office chair, he cracked his neck and sighed.

He was bone tired. He just finished a cartel mission that he himself as the boss had to interfere. It was annoying because it was due to his incompetent new recruits.

At least they're sleeping with the "fishies", as what you call the finned sea creatures.

He grabbed something from his pocket and brought it up to his face. It was an intricate jeweled choker with a lot of rose gold arcs, jewels that match your eyes, and a diamond encrusted opal centerpiece.

He imagined you wearing it. Wrapping the choker on your neck himself, seeing your eyes flash in wonder and amazement. He imagined you also getting shy and saying that it was too expensive, and him saying that it was okay, and he wanted to give you this entirely by his own volition. And he got excited.

...In one way or another.

He chuckled and shook his head, swinging on his swivel chair as he dialed your number.

After two rings, you picked up.

"Love, come here. I got a gift for you."

You whined, getting shy again. He chuckled.

"You know what I say, I don't want to hear you say no. So come here now."

So you did.

Once you got there, he smiled and kissed your lips softly, bringing you close to him by your waist and lifting you up easily with his tatted arms.

"Come, I'll give you the present myself."

You got curious naturally.

He settled you in front of the floor length mirror which also saw... Much more intimate and sensual things you both did other than this gift giving thing he's doing.

Rowan slowly grabbed your hair and raised it, making you shiver with goosebumps from the action. He smirked, seeing you so flustered from the simple act of him grabbing your hair.

Well, that, and he also liked to grab your hair a lot while fucking you senselessly. There's that too.

You closed your eyes when he told you too, and you felt the familiar cold sensation of jewelry resting on your neck. But this time, it hugged it, making you open your eyes. It was the beautiful choker he was admiring earlier.

"Do you love it?" Rowan asked, looking at you through the mirror as he rested his chin on your shoulder. You nodded enthusiastically and said yes. He smirked.

This was the first time you didn't say to take the gift back with such a flustered apprehensive look. You're starting to get greedy.

He loved that. A lot.

"Now, how about you kiss me in return, hmm?" You rolled your eyes and gently kissed him. You know this day is not just going to end in a kiss.

But you didn't mind.

And he knows that.

You went home that day with Rowan driving you. He gave you more gifts that you shyly accepted once more, making Rowan shiver in glee. Again, you didn't reject them at all.

You're slowly getting tainted by his greediness.

And hopefully, you will be greedy enough to bring up your relationship to him, and tell him that you wanted more to this.

That you wanted his love.

Oh, he trembles at the thought.

It's not a question of if, but when, after all.

But now, he's just slowly moving forward with your relationship. Slow and steady wins the race, after all. Despite him living such a fast paced life, he knows he's patient enough to wait for you.

But if you backtracked and got out of his tight grasp...

Let's just say that the tracker he planted on your laptop, your phone, and now your precious choker will help him find you if you ran away.

You were the light to his dark, dreary life.

He'll be crazy enough to let you go.

And he's already crazy about you.

That's why he's making you addicted to him also. Showering you with gifts and love. Praising your body, worshipping it, pleasing it until you reach the heavens like the angel you are.

And if you still didn't want him... Let's just say the condoms with holes in them that he himself poked will do the trick.

It was a dirty tactic. But who cares? He's a mafia boss for god's sake. Dirty tactics aren't new to him.

And if you still somehow didn't end up pregnant and got to run away, he'll use his influence to find you.

You got no escape.

Nowhere to run, nowhere to hide.

You were his love. His greed.

With a drag of his churchwarden pipe, he drove off to plan your wedding.

You were going to be his after all.

No matter what.

I don't know if I did my baby Rowan justice i'm going crazY FUCK.

Can you guys tell I have favoritism? Because I do LOL

[clownsuu]

Clown, in all honesty I followed you for Robbie and Howdy content, but I GOTTA KNOW ABOUT DR STONE FACE

U CONVERT ME INTO A GILF ENJOYER NOW A REFERENCE SHEET IS MANDATORY. (no pressure tho teehee (⁠ ⁠◜⁠‿⁠◝⁠ ⁠)⁠♡)

LMAOOO IM SHOCKED SO MANY OF YA’LL EVEN LIKE HIM UDGDHDHD an old man goober- a real ol fard smhhh

I currently do not have the energy to make a proper reference but for now heres some old drawings I have that work enough!

Cw poorly drawn gun

That’s mostly it LMAO (last three being mob version) but here’s some important details about him so I guess you can call this a mini master post about him-

-He’s an agender aro/ace (goes by he/they but mostly prefers masculine pronouns-)

-he is Frank’s grandfather(?????????????) (it’s a touchy subject he doesn’t wanna get into it and nor does Frank)

-he doesn’t live in welcome home (he’d be more considered a guest character that would randomly show up in a episode for shids n giggles

-he N E V E R smiles nor takes off his glasses (nobody really knows what he looks like under em)

-he doesn’t know who tf Robbie is (or Dusty)

mob version:

-He works outside of the mob as a lone wolf, but does sell his goods to them

-he is NOT part of the mob (so he’s not missing an eye or anything)

-he cares more about frank in this version than the normal one (shocking- but barely noticeable)

-hates Mob Rob with a burning passion (never met Dusty)

[rainbowmothed]

︵︵ MISC. HAZBIN HOTEL HEADCANONS

╰ ⋯ ➢ just some random hcs i thought of off the top of my head!! ♡ as always, reblogs and likes appreciated! includes both main cast and heaven hcs. :3

𝜚 ₎ MAIN CAST HCS

Vaggie says stuff like “rad,” “dude,” etcetera unironically and definitely gets made fun of for it. Mostly by Cherri and Angel– Pentious says it is ‘hashtag trending awesome sauce.’

Vaggie sets 6 alarms in the morning, all with custom minute intervals between the snooze alarms to make SURE she doesn't sleep through it. Charlie doesn't mind, though, mainly because she wakes up at four in the morning to work on projects anyway.

Charlie has made playlists for everyone in the hotel on hell's equivalent of spotify; Vaggie's is the most well thought out, but they all describe them very well. Alastor never listens to it due to his dislike for modern technology/apps, but he appreciates it– or at least acts like he does– nonetheless.

Charlie definitely rides on Alastor's shoulders like a little kid bro IDC WHAT U SAY

Vaggie has cried ONCE in front of the rest of the hotel after being genuinely dogged on repeatedly on one of the worst days of her life, and they all just stared at her in shock. They hate on her so much because it never impacts her– or so they think so, because Vaggie always shrugs it off. They refuse to talk about it.

Vaggie's spice tolerance is unmatched.

Each night, Charlie visits Pentious’ memorial and wraps a weighted blanket around it, saying that maybe it'd remind him of the Egg Bois and the way they snuggled around him in the afterlife.

Vaggie is a huge Hunger Games fan. 90% of her personality derives from Katniss Everdeen.

Adding onto the last one, if Charlie and Vaggie were to have a child, I feel like it'd have the personality of Lucy Gray Baird.

Niffty definitely writes strange fanfiction. Also has BL as her header on the Hell's equivalent of Twitter. She's a little twisted, but we love her.

Cherri is an absolute menace. That is the best word to describe her.

Angel and Cherri did the “screaming in public restrooms” prank once.

Everyone assumed Charlie was mid-20s until she dropped the bomb that she's over 200 years old. They were all flabbergasted (minus Vaggie, who already knew. Angel also called her a “gilf lover.”)

Angel asked Vaggie about her body count once to tick her off, and she answered “around 1,000 or so, roughly estimated,” thinking he meant kill count. Charlie was shook.

Vaggie is a Paramore, Flyleaf, Evanescence, etcetera fan. Proud listener to 2000s emo girl music.

Charlie's guilty pleasure is punk/metal/rock music. She says she only listens to “Taylor Swift and musicals,” but she has a hidden playlist with KORN, PTV, and all of those bands on it.

Angel wakes Husk up by blasting Ayesha Erotica songs into his ear occasionally since Husk is a heavy sleeper and refuses to get up sometimes.

Pentious calls himself a “semi-proud father of the Egg Bois.”

Charlie ran a hate page about Katie Killjoy. She has since moved on from it... probably.

𝜚 ₎ HEAVEN HCS

Vaggie definitely played about 100 sports back in Heaven. Fencing, soccer, and, bare with me here, she definitely did ballet. She refuses to admit so, however.

The exorcists actually aren't brought into the world as adults. Instead, they're raised by volunteer parents of Heaven their entire lives, starting fighting training at age 6 or so. They claim that “children's brains are easier to mold.” Basically, they're taught to be murder weapons from a very, very young age. It's also instinctive, but it's the training that truly brings it out.

Each exterminator is based on a different bird breed, but the most common are eagles, falcons, hawks, and generally predatory avians.

The Exterminators are also very fast flyers, and they establish the quickest flyers through racing. Vaggie was formerly the fastest until she was cast down to Hell. Now, the fastest is Lute.

Adam also referees these races, and instead of a gun or whistle to start them off, he uses his guitar.

[slashingdisneypasta]

Older!Horror Villains x Younger!Reader || Reactions

Reacting to: Someone at the store thinking that they're your grandparent- rather then your S/O. (Just something funny I was considering for Inkubus but decided to just do for all of them ^^ XD 😅)

Characters Included: The gilfs of the fandom 😅 ? I'm thinking 50 years and above. Captain Spaulding, Drayton Sawyer, Granny Boone, Inkubus, Jedidiah Sawyer, Luda Mae Hewitt, Mayor Buckman, Mental Manny / Manual Dyer, Peepaw Michael Myers, Norman Nordstrom, Otis B. Driftwood, Pamela Voorhees, Sheriff Hoyt / Charlie Hewitt Jr, Stuart Lloyd, the Taxidermist / Walter Harris and Winslow Foxworth Coltrane.

Warnings: Major age difference, bad language, sexual references, a really awkward misunderstanding...

Captain Spaulding: Spaulding's a pretty good sport about it XD In fact, he kinda enjoys it. Cuz then he gets to rub it in the persons face what a young, hot thing he's got going here with you and what- what did you say you had again?? Nothin'?? Yeahh, that's what I thought. Fuck right off, why dontcha?

Drayton Sawyer: Drayton goes so red and is about to blow his top. He gets enough shit from his brothers over this! He does not need one more moron bothering him about it! Fuck off! *Grabs you by the arm and storms off*

Granny Boone: "... Grandma, huh? Alright then!~ " *Turns to you* "Come here, sweetie, give grandmother a kiss~ " She's about to ruin that guys whole career 😅😅😅

Inkubus: Inkubus is not amused. Grandpa?? Absolutely not, no. He'll correct the person in the most embarrassing way possible.

Jedidiah Sawyer: Jed does not care at all 😅😅 The only person who's opinion matters to him is yours, so who cares if this guy thinks he's your grandpa? Fine then, he's your grandpa. So go and mow the lawn for him while he sits on the porch and has a sweet tea.

Luda Mae Hewitt: She's is gonna tear that guy a new one. Calling her old?? Son of a bitch, where is that persons manners?? She should set her damn sons on him.

Mayor Buckman: Sorry, Buckman cannot answer this question. He's too busy choking.

Mental Manny / Manual Dyer: Manny loves to correct people. He's got the biggest smile on his face as he goes oh you're mistaken- this is my beautiful partner. A little young, sure, but we sure don't mind~ Oh sweetheart, I think we're going be late for our dinner reservations. Shall we?

Peepaw Michael Myers: Like Jed he struggles to give a shit. Who cares??? He knows that he's not your grandfather and you know he's not your grandfather- that's all that matters. He doesn't care... but he does enjoy giving you a big kiss, with tongue, later when the guy sees you both again. He's a gremlin.

Norman Nordstrom: ... what? Norman is pissed at this idea, he hates it. He feels like a digusting predator (*cough* which he is, though not because you like him ^^) and it hits close to home. He's going to need you to set it straight.

Otis B. Driftwood: "... Ha! Okay, pal, check this out." He'll say, then turn around and basically make out with you right there in front of the guy. Otis is not amused at the poor insinuation and takes it out with lewd efficiency.

Pamela Voorhees: Again- not amused. As far as she's concerned, this total stranger has no business making disgusting insinuations about the two of you, anyway. So she'll ruthlessly take them down a notch with her words- and sweet smile.

Sheriff Hoyt / Charlie Hewitt Jr: "... you think you're funny? No I ain't their fucken grandpa. Didn't your bitch momma ever teach you to mind your business? Oh don't you worry, I can do it for her." Just- my friend- just keep him from taking out the damn shot gun.

Stuart Lloyd: "... oh... uh... n-no, actually- " Stuart forces himself to stutter through a quick explanation- but he wants to crawl into a whole and die (:

Taxidermist / Walter Harris: Gets the nervous giggles 😅😅😅 Doesn't correct them.

Winslow Foxworth Coltrane: Annnnd Foxy loves it XD He was already one kinky mother fucker- you can use this as foreplay. Let him smack your ass while they're still looking but call you 'Hon' or 'Sweetie'- he finds it funny and hot in equal measures.

[ajodreja]

Man fuck the winter king *beams him with the gilf gun*

[telestoapologist]

banshee-44 watching y'all objectify women in ur names: your constant harassment of the female gender makes me sick

[novankenn]

"Jaune Gets A Gun - Day 2" Back to Beacon

Inspired by @howlingday's RU-JA-GUN-CON

Pyrrha using her new kit, specifically the jump jets had almost caught up to Emerald and Jaune, with Ruby closely behind using her semblance, and Tiny Tina bringing up the rear... when everything instantly stopped.

Glynda: ENOUGH! Ms Sustrai put down Mr... Ms Arc.

With a heartbroken whimper, Emerald released Jaune from her clutches right after being released from Professor Goodwitch's semblance.

Glynda: Mr... Ms Arc, please change back, this instant.

In a flash of light, Jaune was once again his normal self.

Glynda: Line up, all of you.

Glynda: You should be ASHAMED of your behaviour. You're students of Beacon!

Tiny Tina: Um, I'm not a...

Glynda: Shut it! (An icy glare from her sharp green eyes made the five young adults take a step back.) I KNOW you all have better manners than this. We're going back to Beacon, where you will all!

Glynda's gaze drifted down the line-up, finally settling on Tiny Tina.

Glynda: All will serve detention, and I suggest you spend that time in silence thinking about what you have just done. Understood?

Emerald/Jaune/Ruby/Pyrrha/Tiny Tina: (All sounding defeated)Yes.

Glynda: Good, now let's...

????: Hands off my man, GILF!

Glynda: (With a flick of her riding crop, she sends the rocket high into the sky to explode harmlessly) Excuse me, and who are you?

Jinx: How?

Glynda: I ASKED you a question, young lady!

Jaune: Jinx?

Jinx: Jaune-Jaune!

Nora: (From out of nowhere) Hey, that's MY PET NAME for Fearless Leader! Get your own!

Everyone pauses, and looks around, half expecting to see Nora materialize out of thin air... but there was no sign of her. During the lull in Glynda's attention, Jinx walks forward, her hips swaying side to side, heading straight for Jaune, a slightly unhinged smile on her face.

Emerald/Tiny Tina/Ruby/Pyrrha: (GROWLING)

Jaune: Where have you been? You like vanished years ago!

Jinx: I've been around, but don't you worry your gorgeously golden head about it. I'm back... and it's time to cash in.

Jaune: Jinx, we were like 6 years old!

Jinx: Arc's never go back on their word... remember?

Ruby: What's she talking about, Jaune?

Jaune: (Rubs the back of his neck) I sort of agreed to marry her... (multiple angry and disgruntled noises) But we were 6 at the time... and playing house!

Glynda: Enough of this. You all interfered with MY free time. Bullhead NOW! ALL of you.

The six young adults, with heads bowed, filed onto the Beacon bound airship.

Glynda: (Looking over her shoulder) You owe me two extra days, Oz. Understood?

Ozpin: Of course. Without question.

With that, Glynda also entered the bullhead. Once Glynda securely behind the metal hull of the bullhead, Ozpin chuckled to himself before taking a sip from his mug.

Ozpin: GILF... I wonder what will happen when she looks up that acronym?

Taking another sip from his mug, chocked and started coughing when an image popped into his mind...

Ozpin: (Face deathly pale) On second thought... I better have Bart block searches for that phrase...

(So I figure one more post for Day 2... then a little break, possibly another poll... and then one to Day 3! Thanks for reading. Hope you enjoyed.)

[koszmarnybudyn]

Dndads spoilers!!!!

Taylor reaction to link new scar, kinda gay dude, kinda gay

Wow this is cool.

I am expecting that tarot card the lovers inspired art now

Of course lark and sparrow can hotwire a car, of course.

Yay emotions, Will is so good at that

Wow link having a reaction to blood, love me angst

Idk what a humpy is tbh

Gentle repose :((

Lark and sparrow wth dudes? Whats up

Why normal is my fail boy

Zombie doodlerized guys yasss gimme post apo vibes!!!

Fuuuckkkk oakvale?!?!!

Barry?!??!

Fuuuuckkk he has slower aging...

Mercedes dead!!!?!!

We gotta draw gilf henry now

Your hippy ass is straight edge, thats shitty, i think if your straight age in the apocalypse you are going cultish..

How much is the time dilations if henry with the wierd aging is 60?

God normal...

Scary standing in normals way

He scamned yall, i know youre in shock now but that did happen

Kinda wanna draw scam holding hermie like a dead kid cause like..

I heard hermies a goose

Scam is being affected :(

Just thought of scam looking like pan kleks lol

"I dont want another one i want this one"

"I cant deal with another adult who think they deserve to die" ouch, but like tru basiclly all the kiddads/adults around them have been sopping wet messes of suicidaloty, these kids dont deserve that

"No hermie hated this guy"

You dont fucking come near him!" That was such a good line and the delivery!!!! So good!!!

Hermies buried under a lightining striked tree,

Will is really trying for hot henry winter with all these jokes

They brought back the sun

Link not being able to say anything nice about hermie even at his funereal

Wait they started traning them at like six? That's fucked up.

Also daddies had more workers? Cause i always assumed they at least used to, so did they?

I kinda feel like crying, but like crying blue balls, like not crying yet and probablly not gonna cry but feels like you should have so that sucks.

So Hermie's gone gone, fuckkkkkk.

Also i guess my cowboy au norm gets no gun noted.

[broadwaydivastournament]

Broadway Divas Tournament: Round 2B

Bernadette Peters (1948) “BERNADETTE PETERS (Sally Durant Plummer) reprises the role she originated in the Kennedy Center production of Follies. Her Broadway credits include A Little Night Music, Gypsy, Annie Get Your Gun, Sunday in the Park with George, Into the Woods, Song & Dance. She has received two Tony Awards, a Golden Globe and two Grammy Awards. She has 20 feature films to her credit, including the upcoming Coming Up Roses, and has recorded six solo albums. Ms. Peters devotes her time to and talents to Broadway Cares/Equity Fights AIDS and Broadway Barks, an annual star-studded dog and cat adoption event, co-founded with Mary Tyler Moore. She is the author/songwriter of two children’s books, Broadway Barks and Stella Is a Star!” – Playbill bio from Follies, September 2011.

Victoria Clark (1959) “VICTORIA CLARK (Sally Durant Plummer. Encores!: Bye, Bye Birdie. Broadway: The Light in the Piazza (Tony, Drama Desk, Outer Critics, Joseph Jefferson Awards), Titanic, How to Succeed…, Cabaret, Urinetown, Guys and Dolls, Sunday in the Park… Carngie Hall: Stephen Sondheim: Opening Doors. Film: Cradle Will Rock. TV: “Law & Order: SVU.” Off-Broadway: The Agony and the Agony by Nicky Silver, Marathon Dancing. Concert: American Songbook Series, Allen Room. Regional: Long Warf, Goodman, Intiman Theaters. Director: 92nd St. Y Lyrics and Lyricsts, Mack Gorden. Faculty, Yale University. www.victoriaclarkonline.com” – Playbill bio from NYCC Encores! Follies, February 8, 2007.

NEW PROPAGANDA AND MEDIA UNDER CUT: ALL POLLS HERE

"Bernadette Peters: Broadway's Hottest GILF. Seventy-six years old and still performing sold-out concerts in gorgeous Bob Mackie gowns with her titties on display. Broadway Barks is the best charity event of the summer, and I dread the day I won't be able to watch her parade around with a bevy of the sweetest shelter animals you've ever seen."

"Victoria Clark in a blue dress receiving a Tony Award almost twenty years apart. Her 2005 dress was scandalously backless and I *love* it, but her 2023 dress had me swooning. I love this woman, and I know she's doomed, but I still need my adoration on the record."

[silverfoxes-showdown]

Hottest GILF Tournament - Round 1-A

[chiconisroc]

Was Not The Hero / Not What You Expected Questions and Responses Part 5(I think, lol)

Does Philip know any other languages?

Response: I say no, he just knows english in my fanfics

2. How would the other canon characters react to this Philip?

Response: At first, they would be paranoid and believe he's trying to trick them all. I think the only way for them to believe he's changing would be canon Gus jumping into his mind, or everyone as well, to confirm the truth. Once they realize he is indeed changing, then it would definitely be a hard thing for them to digest and I would probably have to take some time into thinking how exactly each one would react : o

More questions and responses:

3. Was Philip considered a weirdo as a kid?

Response: For sure. In my fanfic, he would wear the mask to school too, hahaha, but that's cause he was a shy kid and had trouble making friends with others so he would use the mask to kind of 'shield' him from others

4. Was Philip punished because he looked girlier?

Response: There will be some flashbacks on that soon : )

5. Does Philip know how to use a gun?

Response: I say yah, Alexander taught him how to use one

6. I love how you gave Willow and Hunter more interactions than canon did

Response: Aww, thanks : ). I'm for sure going to try to give them more interactions between one another. It is rather difficult since I don't have much to go with, but that's okay, I'll see what i can do o.o

7. In Not What you expected” would Philip face racism for being a demon in the boiling isles?

Response: Of course : )

8. How would Philip react to being called a Gilf? If he knew the meaning?

Response: if he knew the meaning, he would probably give his famous shock wide eyed response and say nothing, hahaha

9. Would Caleb try to sketch out Philip in his monster form only for Philip to try to help him draw better and maybe bonding as a result?

Response: In the 'Not what you expected?", if so, then nope : o

10. Is Philip Tickilish?

Response: I say not anymore, but as a kid he was

11. ”And I’m Home” from Madoka Magica fits Philip and Silas relationship? Most notably the lyrics of translate from English

Response: That's a good song and I think yah it fits them : )

12. Does Philip Curse extends to everywhere on his body including his private parts?

Response: Hummmm, hahaha, i guess? Lolol

13. Does Philip know math and Physics if so can he be a teacher?

Response: Oh yeah, he excels at such things and he can be a good teacher : )

Questions I can't answer cause of spoilers:

In “Not What you Expected “ would Philip possess someone in the story like Caleb,Alexander, or the Minister?

Would Caleb get in trouble for hiding Philip inside his house in “Not What you Expected” like say Caleb is trying to lure Philip out and he gets hunted down and captured by the witch hunters, upset that Caleb betrayed him Philip blurts it out in anger about how he betraying him this in turn cause Caleb to either be tried as a witch for consorting with a demon, and in turn leads them into the boiling isles?

”In Not What you Expected” would Philip call himself Belos towards the townsfolk and witch hunters if he gets caught by them and tries to escape?

”In Not What you expected” can Philip do glyph magic and show it to Caleb?