#guys i think i cracked the code

[takemetodragonstone]

trying something new where i just decided to give myself a sweeping presidential pardon for everything that i’ve ever done in my life. so now when a horrifically embarrassing memory pops up i just say to myself “oh, i already forgave you for that” and then just move on with my day.

[littleplantfreak]

Silly/Clumsy WB boys HCs

I see hcs like this and theyre always fun/make me laugh o(｀ω´ )o

Sakura’s food went down the wrong pipe at a restaurant and when the waiter asked if it was because it was too spicy, he insisted through coughing and tears that that definitely wasn’t the case (he could tell they didnt believe him though)

Tsugeura sometimes lets one rip by accident when he’s exercising. Not even a little fart either, the kind that stops everyone from what they’re doing.

One time Nirei stubbed his toe so hard, he fell and grabbed onto the nearest object. Unfortunately that was the back of Sakura’s pants, making him accidentally moon a few people in class.

Word recall is hard sometimes. So when Choji calls an ambulance a ‘hospital truck’ really what can you do? At least he’s using words. Sometimes he just mimes the shape or action of the thing and insists that you know what he’s talking about. Will draw a picture if he gets frustrated enough, but if it’s something intangible? Well it’s a guessing word game. (Togame is the best at it, but Inugami is on Choji’s wavelength enough that he’s pretty accurate too)

Hiragi calls the first years by the wrong name sometimes, like a mom with too many kids. He’ll yell and say Sugishita when he means Sakura, but he does apologize before yelling again.

Because he’s around older guys a lot, Togame sometime uses really old words or sayings. You haven’t hear the saying “It’s raining cats and dogs” or he’s “bleeding like a stuck pig” in years until you’re stuck under an awning during a passing storm or he comes back from a rough fight, nose still bleeding profusely. Also keeps bag balm/cetaphil, some other really good lotion for calluses and dry skin and just kinda slaps it on whatever shishitoren member he sees who’s hands are cracking, saying that the skin won’t heal as well when they’re older so they better take care of it now.

Umemiya’s got the worst habit of losing, dropping, or sitting on his glasses. He doesn’t realize it until he hears the snap and he’s got them taped up until he can go get them fixed again.

Kaji’s kind of a messy eater. Especially with ice cream or food with sauce on it. Started to get better with checking his face after eating after Hiragi slapped a wet wipe on his face after he devoured a rack of ribs, leaving him looking like he’d cannibalized someone

[sophiethewitch1]

www!reader WILL call batman a pussy for not killing on her private twitter. she does it like every other day. its cathartic

[nostalgia-tblr]

I watched Avengers: Age of Ultron (apart from I skipped some overly long action sequences) and I am not sure so can someone tell me whether or not Tony Stark was the baddy in that film? Because about halfway through I was sure he was but then it was maybe just an evil robot after all and I am confused because either this film was surprisingly subversive or it was about robots hitting each other.

[basketobread]

Personally I welcome our new Boss Bob, it solidifies the theory in my mind that you’re actually Spongebob, my reasoning?

1. Name being Bob

2. Your breadsona is square, you know what else is such a shape mr Squarepants?

3. The dehydrated face and incredible level of expression in your art is very reminiscent of a famous masterwork of a series that takes place in one bikini bottom.

pov: youre my inbox and you've just been opened to reveal this ask and i'm just staring at the screen

[r0semultiverse]

The cats on our boop-o-meters are actually lines of code!

They're individual little pixel blocks you can change the dimensions of & make look really fucked up!

Their names appear to be Kum & Kum Agua!

Now they're cubes!

You can change the Kum twins's colors!!

This is so cool, each pixel is a coordinate on the site's page & they all have size & color customization options too! Whoever made these cats, great job to you! I hope you got paid well! 💜

[aqqleshiqqing-archive]

a sweet sight to behold 🍭

[daily-hanamura]

[flash-from-the-past]

Submachine 3: the Loop

[inloveanddepth]

love these guys

[sacred-algae]

What Mexican Funeral Sounded Like

Sacred_Algae is talking about Muse again??? Shocking, I know!

But seriously guys, this is IT. I'm not saying Mexican Funeral sounded like Muse, (because they are definitely not) but they sounded "Agitated." All their songs had the same vibe as this one song. And this is what they looked like preforming:

Todd here has the same chaos Matt has in this one. If you only watch one performance, that one is the one to watch. And if you want ANOTHER performance of it:

Here the beginning before the singing starts is where it matters. The very end too. They've got the same laid-back college assholes (affectionate) vibe I imagine Mexican Funeral had, all three of them.

If you reaaally want to go further, also check out (in this order) "Ashamed," "Coma," "Twin," and "Jimmy Kane." Essentially they sounded like a very specific flavor of Showbiz era Muse B-Sides.

Lets start a thread of recs and Mexican Funeral sound headcanons!

[ya-boi-haru]

*casually asks a "general question" in the Fable discord to see if im onto something with my theories*

[swallowtail-ageha]

So from what i'm understanding thus far of ff7's plot is that it's basically cameron's avatar + adrian la serie evento (for the few conneussiers out here who know what it is) but basically everyone uses copious amounts of cocaine

[coquelicoq]

i JUST realized that literally every time i have started making out with someone for the first time it's been while lying down. every single time. what is this? am i incapable of initiating kiss contact with a new person while standing or sitting? is this my move? do i have a move??

[dr-reids-fidget-toy]

watching tng first episode and omg is Q doing what i think he's doing?? (ellimist shenanigans)

[woulddieforloki]

WAIT I JUST REALIZED THERE ARE THREE LOKIS IN THE TRAILER ONE LOKI FOR MOBIUS ONE LOKI FOR SYLVIE ONE LOKI TO FIFTH WHEEL AND ONLY FEEL SLIGHTLY BITTER BECAUSE HE'S ALWAYS THOUGHT ROMANCE WAS OVERRATED ANYWAY MULTISHIPPERS RISE. IT IS OUR TIME.