#gwah ;w;

[inkats]

did u guys know that drawing is too hard. its just too difficult. sorry.

[chiisana-lion]

^ made new friends at a small con

[1980ssunflower]

There is something so indescribably special about my loves...

[zhaotings]

always lovely to see me tumblr recommending users i recognize from twitter however the tiny issue is that on twitter they are some of the most obnoxious people i have ever seen

[b-plus]

i really shouuuld update my toyhouse :( or something. maybe i can remove my characters this year too. or add zyzzy (my beloved goat)

[bionic-penis]

Ok so i know i said i needed strength to go to my 9am or whatever but im fr starting to feel sick this is so tragic let me out

[xolliwritez]

Dazai's Troublesome Day || BSD Tk Fic

Summary: Akutagawa and Atsushi finds out their mentor is ticklish.

A/N: This fic was extremely fun to do!! Thanks to Sakura and Rando for having all these fun headcannons, I've grown in my inspiration to write alot more!! Love you dorks!!

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"GWAH!? DAZAI!" Atsushi shook his mentor, after he'd been trampled on repeatedly, Akutagawa had watched with large owl eye's, not sure in what to do. Dazai had faintly grabbed Atsushi's hand after face planting into the ground and smiled, "I can finally die!" He spoke, making both Atsushi and Akutagawa stare at him, knowing full well he wouldn't.

Dazai then place his face back down, not daring to budge, he was rather stubborn about it, a fake pout on his face that no one could see. Yet he didn't expect Akutagawa to kneel down beside him and start to poke the back of his left hand ribs, making him hide his growing smile against his sleeves.

"Poke poke poke poke.." He said at each poke, Atsushi sweating, "Akutagawa-san, I don't think that's helping.." He said, slightly amused, stiffling a laugh as Akutagawa replied with a confused 'poke poke?'

"Akutaga- wait." He said, listening as he got closer, trying to hear it clearly. "Continue." He said, Akutagawa rolling his eye's as he poked more, Atsushi's smile turning into a wide grin. "Good job, Akutagawa-sa-" "Shut it, Jinko." He gave him a death stare, making the weretiger shiver. "O-Okay then!"

Akutagawa continued, before noticing why Atsushi seemed so smug, Dazai was now shaking his head, his legs daring to twitch at a weak attempt to kick the ground, in hopes it would distract him from laughing. Akutagawa summed them up, before his small, innocent pokes now turned into scribbling, as he squeezed and prodded at their mentors ribs, elicting a snort from the other, his entire body jerking from the newer sensation.

"Oh? Jinko, help me." Akutagawa said, this being a rare time to cooperate with the weretiger, for something so silly. Atsushi's eye's lit up, as joy filled him now, enthusiastically scribbling under Dazai's arm, making him throw his arm's down defensively, turning his face towards them to show how flustered he was. "Ehehe! W-Why so tohohouchy, ahahay?" He tried to tease them, making the two state plainly, as they exchanged looks, smirking down at him. "Is Dazai-san ticklish?" Atsushi asked with a smug tone, making his eye's widden, growing a slight bit more red.

"A-Ahahatsushi! Akutahaga-WA!? AGH!?" He arched, Atsushi was surprised to hear him suddenly grow so desperate, until he looked, chuckling when he found Akutagawa sitting on his lower back, focusing on tickling deep circles at their mentor's hip's, making him snort out loud. "D-Deheath by tickling wahahasn't my plahahan but hehere we are!" He joked, snorting once again when Atsushi turned his arm's into his weretiger form, using the soft pads of the tiger to massage deep ticklish circles into his lower ribs, making him wiggle like a worm out of the earth below.

"BWAH!? EEK! WAHAIT! THAHAY WAS UNEXPEHECTED!" He slammed his fist on the ground desperately, making the two stop, the two got up and bowed apologetically, feeling bad for doing this to someone they looked up to, instead, Dazai placed his hands on their shoulder's, squeezing them reassuringly. "That's.. quite alright." He heaved, giggles still spilling out for a few more, before he grinned at them. "But you definitely could've done better." He shrugged, sighing, "What a shame.." He feigned sadness, before yelping as he felt his wrists be held above his head by Roshomon, the two smirking widely. "You could've just asked if you wanted more." Akutagawa spoke, a evil glint in his eye's.

Needless to say, it's safe to say Dazai hasn't learned any lesson today, as usual.

[pet-cemetery-emotes]

Queues gonna be dry for a second due to work~ 🎶 I’ll be refilling it slowly.

Been loosely following the Vandal situation. I can’t promise I will be up-to-date on drama (in fact, I try not to be, for my mental health) but anything emoji-farms covers, I’ll likely see day-of.

Emoji code seems like a sort of convoluted system. I’m a bit paranoid I’ll accidentally stumble into that. Gwah. I guess as a heads up - I’m swearing off emoji code. I’ve never used it, and I never will. if you ever see me using emoji in a sequence, it’s just that. I like emoji =w= besides for signifying posters - I saw some of my headmates have emoji ID that fall into “claimed code” so im gonna ignore that lol. I will unnormalize that so help me god.

If you want my stance on Issues, you will have to seduce them out of me. But while I have you here - Rape is bad. Pedophilia is bad. I think if you deal with those urges or intrusive thoughts it doesn’t make you evil, but hopefully you know this and are invested in harm reduction to yourself and others, and also know you shouldn’t lean into it - much less cutesify it into something covert to advertise places. Lastly, there’s no wrong way to be plural, I’ll take your experiences at face value 👍

Lastly. If you ever want me to do alternate takes on emotes I’ve made, including adjustments to expression or tone, I’ll add it to my to-do list. Im also willing to try my hand and style at existing emotes - official or by other creators - if requested. So, as for recent events, if you were using any of Vandal’s emotes and want something similar but different to replace them with, DM me the emote. I’m slow but I’m willing.

- 🎃

[nyxnightshade1332]

Expectations When Expecting (Prologue)

Chapter 4

Chapter 5

The walk to her new, temporary, residence, was filled with semi-awkward conversation, making Yuu wish for the ground to swallow her whole.

"...By the way, miss Yuu, may I ask how far along you are?" Crowley blurted, making her cringe slightly.

"W- Well, according to the nurse, I'm a little over two months. She said that I'm about ten weeks." She told him.

"Well, my dear. Would you like for me to inform anyone about your condition?" Crowley asked, seemingly much more giddy about her answers.

Yuu nodded, stepping over a stone. "I think it'd be best to just include staff in this. It'd be weird to tell a bunch of boys that there's some pregnant girl among their ranks." She stated, earning a nod from the Headmage.

"I understand. However, I'm not certain that you will be able to study with the others." He mentioned it to her calmly. The headmage that led her by the hand stopped suddenly in a gloomy looking part of the campus.

"Yeah, I get it..." She collided face-first into the tall man.

"Here we are!" He announced proudly. Yuu looked up, her confusion quickly turning into surprise as she saw a tall, clearly haunted house that was practically falling apart.

"Wow. Um... This is a little too much character, if you ask me." She remarked, gawking as the headmage opened the door. Everything about this house looked barely passable for living.

"Charming, isn't it? Right, scoot inside now. There you go." He pushed her inside, and she was immediately met with the scent of rotting wood, wet furniture, and an air heavy with dust.

"This should keep the elements at bay for the time being." Crowley stated, turning around as he did so, and shooting her a quick smile. "Now, I should return to my research. Do try to find some way to keep yourself busy."

Yuu turned on her heel to see him abandoning her. "Wait-!"

"Oh! But don't let me catch you wandering the campus! Ta!" Crowley nodded his goodbye as he slammed the door, kicking up a very sudden flurry of dust. Yuu couldn't help but cough. "Ugh..." She groaned before examining the area.

The entire room was in a state of disarray, old books were strewn across the floor, furniture was flipped over, and paintings had been knocked off of the wall. She noticed the peeling green wallpaper and how the entire place had been covered in dust and cobwebs.

"Gross... This looks like it's in worse shape than my uncle's basement before I went to help him clean it. At least there was a good spot to sit in there."

She got to work on cleaning, working on flipping over the table and rocking chair that had been flipped, and used her robes as a makeshift mask as she beat the dust off of a rug and several of the cushions. Before long, she heard the boom of thunder and the light pattering sound of rain.

"Looks like it's started to rain." She muttered to herself, moving to look in the dorm's kitchen for a broom or a feather duster.

Until she heard the scraping of a grimy window opening. She grabbed an old pan, slinking toward the sound of an intruder as quietly as she could. It was then that she heard an animal shake and a familiar voice. She made it to the window in the lounge, confirming her suspicions as soon as she saw the fiery ears and the forked cat's tail.

"GWAH! It's pouring out there!" The creature hissed

"What the- GRIM?!" She cried out. She moved closer, still clutching the pan in her hands before glaring at him.

"Bwahaha! That look on your face is priceless! Like a bat that got blasted by a water gun." He giggled as if he didn't look like a drowned rat.

"Yeah, okay. But what are you even doing here?" She questioned, narrowing her eyes.

"As if I wouldn't just sneak back onto campus the second I escaped pryin' eyes. You all got no idea what I'm capable of!" He announced, standing on his hind paws to emphasize what he was saying. "I ain't givin' up on goin' here just 'cause I got kicked out one measly ol' time. And if you think otherwise, you don't know Grim!"

She paused, placing the pan aside. "Yeah, okay. I don't, so help me understand something. Why are you so determined to go to this school?" She asked the cat monster.

Grim paused for a moment, considering how to answer the question. "Isn't it obvious?" He asked.

She shook her head, watching the cat.

"I was born to do this! I'm a magical prodigy who's got the makin's to become one of the greatest mages who ever lived!" He began, pumping his little paw in the air. "So I've been waitin' and waitin' for that black carriage to come for me. And yet..."

She felt a pang of empathy in her chest as Grim's voice trailed off. "It never came..."

Grim huffed, turning his nose up slightly. "That Dark Mirror's got no eye for talent! That's why I took the initiative and came here myself." He reasoned. Yuu put together that he was more or less like a human child. How cute, he's like my nephews. She thought, sitting down on the somewhat dusted couch. She heard a loud, uncomfortable yowl from Grim.

"C'mon, scoot over! I'm getting dripped on here!" He bristled slightly before shaking off more water. "Another hole in the roof! These flamin' ears are like my trademark, y'know? I can't let 'em get doused!"

She snorted in amusement at his childish antics. "Yeah? Good luck with that. The ceiling's riddled with holes." She saw Grim rush over to the couch and curled up on another cushion.

"I dunno why you don't just magic those holes away. You could have it fixed in half a jiff." He remarked before smirking. "Ahhh, right. You can't use magic at all. Pffft, man you're useless."

She narrowed her eyes at him, huffing and pushing him slightly toward the leak. "Fine, if I'm useless then you can go dust your own cushion off."

"MYAH?!" Grim yelped, feeling another drop hit his ear. "Okay! Okay! Fine, I can help!" He cried, attempting to claw his way back onto the couch just as the leaks got worse.

"Good to see we're on the same page! Now... About those buckets." She smiled at him, allowing the wet cat into her robes, where he curled up against her stomach as she stood up.

A few moments of silence later, she heard, "Hey, human? Why's your smell like this?"

"What do you mean?" She asked, confused by his question.

"Ya know! You smell nice, and your stomach's super warm." Grim said, shocking her.

"How about this? Once we find the buckets, I'll tell you. Okay?" She asked.

"Okay, fine! Deal!" Grim stated, hopping out of her robes, looking around. She agreed, splitting up so they could look in more places. She heard the random sniffing, snorting, and sneezing from Grim whenever he'd accidentally inhale dust.

It was about one hour of looking when she felt the temperatures suddenly drop and a trio of strange laughter echo from behind her.

Yuu spinned around, every fiber of her body telling her to run."This place is seriously freaky." She shivered, blinking away the tears of anxiety in her eyes. On the third blink, she opened her eyes to see the figures of three ghostly beings, cackling maniacally and began to float toward her.

Her arm hair stood on end and she felt the tightness in her throat loosen enough for her to release a horrified scream. Ghosts!

The larger of them cackled. "We haven't had visitors in ages! Oh, I'm just itchin' for new friends!" His voice was deep and playful, but his actions appeared much more hostile in the dark of the hallway.

"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!! Nonononono!" She yelped, rushing away from the three phantoms.

"Hey human! Keep it down over-!" Grim called, directing the ghosts' attention to himself. Grim, upon spotting them, gave a terrified screech, shouting "GHOSTS! GHOOOOOOSTS!" Before turning tail and running after her.

The middle ghost smiled creepily. "All the people who used ta live here got scared of us and ran away." He said, his voice trembling.

"We just want a new ghost to play with! What do you say, buddy?" The larger ghost suggested, giving chase.

"Hell no!" She responded, grabbing Grim and rushing down the stairs. She felt the little monster squirm in her arms once they made it to the lounge's entryway, and she let him go.

Grim, despite shivering like a chihuahua, stood up on his hind paws. " I-I'm a master sorcerer! I ain't afraid of any dumb ghosts!" He called, inhaling deeply.

He's going to blow fire?! Yuu stared incredulously. He's brave, sure, but why are his eyes closed?!

The spirits cackled, circling the little monster.

"Nuh-uh. Not even close." The tall, thin ghost teased.

"Over here! Over here! Ah ha ha ha!" The larger one taunted, fading to match the area.

"Argh! They keep disappearing and reappearing!" Grim snarled in annoyance.

"Grim! You're gonna set the dorm on fire if you don't open your eyes!" She called.

"Shaddup! I don't need any lip from you, human!" He snapped, spooked and exasperated.

Yuu thought for a moment on what to do to encourage the little beast. Her eyes widened with realization.

It's a half truth, but a truth nonetheless. Sorry Grim. "Hey, Grim! If you beat them, not only will I tell you my secret, but I've also got a can of tuna with your name on it!"

This seemed to catch Grim's attention for a moment just as the ghosts began to throw things. "Ganging up on us... Yer a buncha cowards!" Grim huffed indignantly.

"Grim! Let's team up!" She called. She watched the little monster turn toward her and nod, although clearly struggling to accept.

"Fine! You, human! You tell me which way the ghosts are!" He ordered.

"On it!" She responded. "To your left!" She called, watching Grim inhale and blow out strong azure flames, landing a direct hit on the ghost.

"Aaaaah! It buuuurns!"

Grim puffed out his little chest proudly as he nodded at her. "Ha, got one! Keep it up, just like that... And let's clear out the whole lot of 'em!"

She nodded, giving a salute. "Aye aye! To your right!" Yuu called, watching Grim follow her call. 

Chapter 6

[collabwithmyself]

I dont think i can ever say it enough tbh but i love your art so so so much. I love how you draw bodies. It makes me so so happy and i love your stories and ideas and ocs and ah!! And i love it enough that i will still say it even w/o anon bc you deserve the praise

GWAH... THANK YOU SO MUCH!!

[lemon-t4rt]

welcome to my silly blog ☆

hello!! i'm Lemon and i'm the owner of this chaotic blog :D i'm a polish ace lesbian on the internet just sharing my interests w the world

i tend to post my digital works on here if i deem them worthy, however most of the time i reblog stuff like my life depends on it

my asks are open, please ask me stuff anything even gwah,,, it would make me so happy to see stuff pop up in there so i could answer ANYTHING

MY TAGS

#my art - my art tag #lemon rambles - i talk here sometimes about stuff i care abt

WHAT ARE MY INTERESTS?

i would say my interests tend to vary a lot lmao, i like a lot of stuff!! so don't expect me to stay on topic of one series as i just jump in between them lmao however, here's a few which are pretty consistent: ☆ one piece ☆ the entire persona game series ☆ mcyt (hermitcraft, the life series, empires, sbk, etc.) ☆ dnd (that includes the jrwi podcast) ☆ ace attorney

MY SOCIALS

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aand that's pretty much it!!

i hope u have a nice day/night and enjoy the content i have left scattered around on my account

safe travels! ^_^

[inkats]

anochan no one understands u da way i do....

[doostyaudi]

Gwah im so glad i came back to the madcom Fandom! Ppl r so nice to me! ,,^w^,,! 💖

[plushpyromoved]

HELLO TF2-TUAL PLUSHPYRO I do not know Anything about freak fortress but have been passively interested in learning if you'd like to share about your faves with the class :33

-> BUTCH-SCOUT

okay okay okay i have been enabled ÒwÓ!!!!!

my top fav freak is the blightcaller he is a medic freak that is almost identical to scp 049 but according to the creator they wernt even aware of the scp- it is so everything to me shes so CUTE to me like the way the eyez on itz mask change to give them expressionz it just >w< wahwahwahwah i rewatch tbc vs pch everyday of my life itz SO GOOD literally obsessed with it [also like blightcaller and piss cakehole have something going on itz so true in my mind]

some of my other favz include piss cakehole hez a sniper freak and another i think is cute in such a stange way like the way he slidez around everywhere and the stabstabstab sound he makez and hiz ⍢ after he sayz his catchphrase GWAH i like him so much [and also hiz clone sibling cakehole piss by association i want to rework my design for him] Christian Brutal Sniper is another really popular one at first i didnt get the hype around him but my eyez were opened and now i love him so much hez one of the few with a substantial amount of lore and hez come a long way since hiz creation [hiz early dayz he waz essentally just pch] people love him as thiz emo boy whoz dark and edgy but like hez also super goofy the silly side of him is what made me like him so much here is a full series with him and here is a video that im obsessed with I wanna talk about the freakz for 1000 yearz but i have to go out rapid fire some of my other fav freakz GO:

-painis cupcake -ass pancakes -seeman/ seedlier -spyper/ intellegent heavy -weaslecake -polite spy -MeeM

[mechawolfie]

GWAH I have so many things I've drawn i want to share w my friends but 1) don't feel like posting them anywhere public 2) don't have the energy to dm everyone I want to show individually (plus my memory SHIT !).. if I could just have a private place to post my art for my friends to see I would be soso happy

[ardenssolis]

@dayrisen said (inbox):

No attention ? None ? Not for Koto ? Fine. She proceeds to just lunge & bite onto his throat !

GWAH?! WHY WAS HE being attacked like this?! He was but an innocent bystander, minding his own business -- thriving in his environment in relative peace...! To be expected of someone who was no different from some feral beast in their mannerisms! ❝W-WHA---WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! GET OFF!❞ He was going to hurl her off into space---!