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s/i(s) + scents but it's the only brand i've ever known and worn !!!!
BATSCYTHE ; NOCTURNAL (No. 34)
" Evoking up-all-night evenings dancing under the stars, crisp woody Cypress entangles notes of warm Vetiver, carrying you away to a clandestine woodland ballroom. There, rich amber tones of Dark Patchouli and Night Musk pirouette to the tune of the night owl’s call. "
FRAGRANCE NOTES ; Cypress, Dark Patchouli, Vetiver, Night Musk
PSYCHS ; EVERYTHING & NOTHING (No. 10)
" A bright burst of citrus and layers of sweet blossoming florals. Romantic and optimistic: Pressed Petals, Tea Leaves, and Sweet Orange create an enchanting sensory experience. "
FRAGRANCE NOTES ; Sweet Orange, Pressed Petals, Desert Moss, Tea Leaves
(idk where these notes are coming from bc this shit straight-up smells like chemicals)
ROSALIE VALENTINE ; TAINTED LOVE (No. 62)
" Not for the faint of heart, a fragrance sparked by the complexities of love with warm notes of Dark Vanilla Bean, sensuous Sandalwood, provocative spices and an unexpected kiss of sweet Orchid. "
FRAGRANCE NOTES ; Dark Vanilla Bean, Orchid, White Tea, Sandalwood
#yikes.txt#scratches my head.. this feels a lil out of the blue excuse me#but i've been thinking abt colognes/perfumes a lot in relation to chars LMAO#one like and i'll do a part 2 /J#haha.. jk... unless?#ANYWAY#I WANT YOUR BODY! ; psychs (s/i)#UP ALL NIGHT ; batscythe (s/i)#oh god. i forgot rosie's tag#WHY DON'T WE FALL IN-LOVE ; rosie (s/i)#long post
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if you spam-like me I’m assuming you want to see me staring up at you as I mouth at your clit jsyk
#haha jk… unless?#butch confessions#butch dyke#butch4all#dykeposting#butch bait#butch4butch#dyke4dyke#dyke#dyke bait#butch#femme bait#butch4femme#stone butch
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Ooh askask, hiw do you imagine they spend their birthdays? Like any of the AUs I love them all. OH, does classic Stone even know Eggman's bday? I get the vibe he just chills and doesn't ask questions.

May 19th is St. Ivo's feast day. Patron Saint of lawyers and abandoned children (yeah)
Some people look up saints' feast days to name their kids, and I've decided that's what his parents did.
ko-fi
#ask ask ask#stobotnik#doctor ivo robotnik#agent stone#sonic movie universe#i'm sure ivo thinks his birthday is the most important date ever#one day when he rules the world it will be an universal holiday#stone knows everything about him so he was prepared#(yes the doc waited until the day itself to make it more difficult for his poor assistant. it did not work)#stone's date of birth is classified information#this also means rob is a taurus i guess? don't know enough about that#it'd be funny if the fandom made this his birthday and celebrated haha jk. unless#don't fear rob will find out stone's real birthday#also enjoy them chilling. i never get to draw that but I'm sure they do so often#i bet they hate watch movies together all the time#stone made the cake with the proper colors as he should#but what do you think he gifted the doctor? it's a small box#“why does rob's coat have a red detail you never drew that before” I felt like it
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#political memes#us politics#tesla takedown#boycott tesla#tesla#fuck cybertrucks#fuck elon#fuck elon musk#fuck elongated muskrat#elongated muskrat#tesla protest#fuck trump#fuck tesla#tesla cars#what if we kissed#haha jk unless
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idk about you but joaquin drunk confessing that he's been in love w you since he first saw you is so personal to me
Enamorado
summary: Joaquín’s drunken love confession.
relationship: Joaquín Torres x gn!reader
warnings: alcohol, drunk behaviour, established relationship
word count: ~760
A/N: i’m honestly not even sure if this was meant as a request or not but it was too good not to write something for 😩💕 you're so right anon,, have this lil blurb mwah (be safe when drinking, kids)
[all masterlists] 🪶 [mcu masterlist] 🪶 [ao3]
(title means "in love" in spanish)
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Usually, you don’t go to bars much, but this time it was a special occasion, so you went out with Joaquín and Sam. Even Bucky joined you, but now that he's a proper citizen and all, he left early.
You glance at the time on your phone, it’s 2:46 am. Looking over your shoulder from where you sit at the bar, you see Sam on the dance floor, and smile to yourself. He’s having a good time, it seems. Joaquín is next to you, and as your eyes go back to him, he’s putting down his drink he just emptied. He looks at you with a goofy grin.
“Alright, then, that’s enough for you,” you say with a gentle smile, pushing his glass a little farther away from his hands. “Let’s take a break, yeah?”
You’re fairly tipsy yourself, but Joaquín is proper drunk now. He doesn’t let himself get to this point often. Luckily he doesn’t get angry or physical when intoxicated, instead he turns to absolute mush, incoherent mumblings about how much he loves you and Sam leaving his lips incessantly, muttering about how glad he is to be part of the group, how badly he wants to meet the Avengers. He also gets a little clingy, not that you mind. His hands will always be on you somewhere, your leg, your back, your face.
Right now, he’s leaning his forehead on your shoulder, grumbling under his breath, but you can’t make out what he’s saying.
“Wanna go take some fresh air?,” you offer.
Joaquín nods, getting off his stool, and he lets you pull him to the back, where you exit to a small patio. You breathe in the cool night air, the buzzing in your ears starting to dissipate. You lean onto the wooden fence and look out to the city below, the lights moving and dancing in the distance like a painting. Or maybe you just can’t focus your eyes right now.
You feel something warm coming up behind you, and Joaquín’s arms snake around your middle as he hugs you into his chest. He hums, swaying you both lightly from side to side, and you laugh, turning within his hold to face him, and you cup his face. His skin feels hot, and you can see the redness on his cheeks even in the dim light.
“You need to learn to pace yourself,” you say.
“Ssshuddup. Sam’s fault,” he retorts, and he nuzzles his face into the crook of your neck.
“Right,” you chuckle. Sam and Joaquín did make some bet or other about how many drinks they could have before losing the ability to walk a straight line.
When he pulls back, his chocolate eyes find yours, albeit slightly out of focus, but his gaze holds so much warmth and affection, you can’t help but get lost in them. He hums again, a smile spreading on his lips. You tilt your head.
“Whatcha thinking about?” you ask.
“You.”
“Yeah?” Your heart flutters.
“Always,” he confirms.
“Anything specific?”
“I, when you…” he starts, struggling to form real words. “Desde el primer momento en que te vi…”
You chuckle, softly pinching his cheek, then cup his face again.
“English, please.”
“You, it’s always been you,” he speaks more clearly this time, and quickly turns his head to place a kiss to your inner wrist. “From the very moment I first saw you, I’ve been in love with you.”
You swallow, tears stinging behind your eyes as you smooth over his cheekbones with your thumbs. Joaquín’s hands slide from your waist to your back to push you closer into him.
“Madly,” he says, and places a kiss on your forehead. “Entirely.” Another on the tip of your nose. “Desperately.” His speech is a bit more slurred on that one, and he kisses the corner of your mouth, giggling goofily as he pulls back to look at you.
You mirror his love struck gaze, softly running your fingers through his curls before you hold the back of his head to pull him close, capturing his lips. It’s not as elegant as it could have been, kissing somewhat sloppily in the dark of night, but you can feel how earnest his words are in the way he holds you, breathes you in. And with every wet kiss he places wherever he can reach, he whispers ‘I love you’s into your skin, the press of his lips leaving a trail of fire, burning his words into your body, to remind you that you’re his and he’s yours. Madly, entirely, desperately.
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(english is not my first language. constructive criticism and grammar corrections are very appreciated!)
#listen. i’ve never really had celebrity crushes#but this man😳#good lord#yt keeps recommending interviews because i’ve been watching so many fjdskjfhk#he’s got the cutest accent when speaking spanish too#he’s just a couple years older than me im just sayin#haha jk (...unless)#beyond delulu i know#i might be in love bye#goose feathers#joaquin torres x reader#joaquin torres x you#tfatws joaquin x reader#tfatws joaquin x you#brave new world joaquin x reader#the falcon x reader#marvel#mcu x reader#mcu
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the doodles I did while flying back home today
#doctorsiren#mob psycho 100#reigen arataka#shigeo kageyama#serizawa katsuya#inukawa mameta#inukawa aneko#takenaka momozou#shou suzuki#mr kageyama#mrs kageyama#it’s when they’re dating so they’re younger BUT WAHH HE LOOKS LIKE SERIZAWA OOPS#mrs serizawa#why couldn’t the parental figures have first names HELP#serirei#hatori nozomu#joseph from the government#guys wouldn’t Joseph and Hatori be a wild ship haha haha jk jk … unless 😊#digital art#my art#procreate#doodle page#also yeah Mr Kageyama is 100% a psychic in my opinion bc the parents are so so chill with their kids’ powers#especially him he’s so nonchalant and also psychic powers are genetic SOOO#the second page is mostly stuff referencing the fic I’m writing (minus the Serizawa and Shou doodle)#Joseph also looks like Eminem 😭😭😭😭 HELP
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would love to see these three in an adventure together someday
#rayman#ubisoft#sketches#aside from 5 minutes of r3 we never see these three together 🥲#(not counting legends)#i love me a silly trio#also hush about the lack of background#pretend it's a sticker idea#haha jk (unless...)
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Extreme cute aggression
#zolu#luzo#monkey d. luffy#roronoa zoro#what if ur bf who is also god consumes you whole?? haha jk....unless....
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Breast up ahead
manic doodle of yet another niche crossover back when I watched Ghost in The Shell 😔
#my art#ff7#ghost in the shell#no one told me ghost in the shell is about toxic yuri#Sefikura#sephiroth#tfem sephiroth propaganda#cloud strife#What if merged into one being and transcended the limits of both humanity and machinery haha jk#Unless
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Oopsies lost the eyepatch oh no
#guilty gear#sin kiske#ggst#guilty gear fanart#art#gg#gyus I like thinking#a lot#I thoight about a thing teehee#ya think Sin would be scared of people seeing his gear eye?#considering yk what happened#he should be imo 😁#I think he should get anxious when he doesn��t have his eyepatch on haha… jk. unless..?#anyways-
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and glinda staaayysss horrendously down bad in the Emerald City
#wicked#gelphie#GIVE THE SHOT TO THE LEFT TO ME NOOWWWAHH#and the shot to the right while were at it haha jk unless?
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suggestion: slap that puppy
cis dni <3
#staring at my boyfriend.#haha jk jk.... unless.#queer nsft#cw impact play#t4t nsft#cw petplay.#trans nsft.
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bc nothing helps u figure out what's wrong w the poses like posting it for thousands to see
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I don't really ever post my art but I promised myself I would start this year so uh here's my pearl design (sorry for the bad picture)
more doodles + reference + buttons to push under the cut
I kind of just found my reference for the pearl on the left on Pinterest, so I don't know who the original creator is, but here's the link:

i might color the pearls digitally and actually render them so that they look nice, but it really depends on how much school kicks my ass....
and as promised here are the buttons!
and here are some random doodles I made of pearl while I was trying to figure out how I wanted to draw her... (they're kind of rough)


if you're still reading this far down thank you so much you're awesome!!!
#life series#my art#pearlescentmoon#5am pearl#pearl and 5am pearl are the drama and tragedy masks thank you for your time#wild life#trafficblr#if you're still reading these tags for some reason do you want to be friends 👉👈 I need moots#haha jk unless....
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this sequence of events is something that can be so personal..
#tw dennis seeking comfort in charlie#this is how charden can still win#haha jk… unless?#iasip#it’s always sunny in philadelphia#charlie kelly#dennis reynolds#charden
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tfw your ex rebounds with your twin brother
#gravity falls#stanford pines#stanley pines#billford#billstan#can't believe gf resurgence is making me learn to draw men#haha billstan the crack ship...jk... unless?
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