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Hm what if Kim'dael also crashes the red wedding trying to threaten Amaya to make Janai set Kim'dael free from her mercy debt, but we all get to see that Kim'dael's red and gold bling looks a lot like Amaya's wedding jewelry
Hee hoo
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Inter-generational friendships are so important for so many reasons, but mainly because they can drive
#this is a joke I love and appreciate my friends and coworkers for their skills and not just the ability to carpool#haha... unless?
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New spin-off series! A manga-esque comic story!
"Trowbridge Tonics and Tinctures Apothecary Team"
Follow the life of Avery Trowbridge, a draconic apprentice working to become a potion maker! Excitable and eager to prove herself, she gets into all sorts of trouble, mixing elixirs and making concoctions of every sort leads to all kinds of chaos!
#april fool's day#haha... unless?#i mean maybe. itd be completely self indulgent purposes but why not? we'll see 😉#not new art lol#Trowbridge Tonics and Tinctures Apothecary Team#tales of Tradeskeep#avery trowbridge#toonytoodlesocs
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plot twist one of the alts gets the black costume for their 2nds/3rds and natalie becomes the teal universal swing
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What’s “The Bit”?
Oh! The Bit™️ is what we are a part of. It's sorta like a certain saying "The world's just a stage and we are all actors." Our lives are just a Bit! Or maybe it's just called that because I'm a character someone came up with because they made a joke about going on a villain arc. Joking, of course! I don't see how that would be possible. I'm too alive to not even exist!
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I'm not cis, but I also like to fuck up some gender now and then. Just a little... >:3
If your goal is to normalize gender-nonconformity you’re gonna have to accept that some people will fuck with gender as hard as they can while still being unequivocally, 100% cis and that is okay. There’s no egg to crack or callout to write. This is a good thing actually.
#*rummages through box of gender*#gender#lgbt#non bianry#true#facts#just a littleeee#haha... unless?#yes
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a silly addition
#Sonic#Sonadow#Sonic the Hedgehog#Shadow the Hedgehog#Jet the Hawk#Fanart#MSPaint Draw#jet. bro calm down he was just flirting#you don't want sonic to flirt with you do you haha... unless...#undecided for both of these sets if sonic and shadow are an item or not and honestly whatever is funnier to you#viewer's choice :D#this is all incredibly stupid and i wouldn't have it any other way#not depicted omochao on the jumbotron with the 'Aw and he was doin so well too!'
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I must have been tripping the mayonnaise, BUT THE NEW CHARACTER REMINDED ME OF FREEDIE


No but literally that was my knee jerk reaction, like, wut:
She is hella cute though!
#I don't think this is truuuuue haha#unless? 👀#nah nah it's probably nothing#u-unless...?#diane#season 6
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Showing off the babies
(I watched Ultraman Rising! It was good!)
Bonus:
From this
#godzilla#ultraman#godzilla x kong: the new empire#ultraman rising#godzilla minus one#netflix#kenji sato#emi ultraman#kong#suko#the bebes!#now my collection is complete#Finally#I have them all#the dads/big bro collection#also I watched Ultraman Rising#it was better than I expected!#loved the family bond and the story#Emi is a baby#she's a good baby#now what if I put her with Minus One....#hhhhhmmmmm#haha joking!#....#unless?#do not repost#my art
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YALL, LETS DO IT!!!
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This is not a normal way to talk about people btw
#transandrophobia#y’all are NOT beating the allegations!#god i wonder why a trans man would be uncomfortable if you perpetuated the demonization of his identity!#but no let’s just put him down instead! haha get it because trans men aren’t worthy of life unless they’re the ‘good kind’!#fuck out of here#julian.txt#1k
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Felt a bit nostalgic 😭 you probably shouldn’t get into RvB in the year 2025 but these guys are in it so actually maybe you should
#RvB#red vs blue#agent carolina#agent washington#my art RvB#Haha noooo don’t get invested and watch 19 seasons of the halo show only to suddenly get to the end and realize the company that makes it#is super dead and there’s no more forever#…..UNLESS??? 👀#edit: omg so many familiar faces. hi guys 🥹 I miss you
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gay rat wedding 2025 mark your calendars
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#political memes#us politics#tesla takedown#boycott tesla#tesla#fuck cybertrucks#fuck elon#fuck elon musk#fuck elongated muskrat#elongated muskrat#tesla protest#fuck trump#fuck tesla#tesla cars#what if we kissed#haha jk unless
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idk about you but joaquin drunk confessing that he's been in love w you since he first saw you is so personal to me
Enamorado
summary: Joaquín’s drunken love confession.
relationship: Joaquín Torres x gn!reader
warnings: alcohol, drunk behaviour, established relationship
word count: ~760
A/N: i’m honestly not even sure if this was meant as a request or not but it was too good not to write something for 😩💕 you're so right anon,, have this lil blurb mwah (be safe when drinking, kids)
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(title means "in love" in spanish)
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Usually, you don’t go to bars much, but this time it was a special occasion, so you went out with Joaquín and Sam. Even Bucky joined you, but now that he's a proper citizen and all, he left early.
You glance at the time on your phone, it’s 2:46 am. Looking over your shoulder from where you sit at the bar, you see Sam on the dance floor, and smile to yourself. He’s having a good time, it seems. Joaquín is next to you, and as your eyes go back to him, he’s putting down his drink he just emptied. He looks at you with a goofy grin.
“Alright, then, that’s enough for you,” you say with a gentle smile, pushing his glass a little farther away from his hands. “Let’s take a break, yeah?”
You’re fairly tipsy yourself, but Joaquín is proper drunk now. He doesn’t let himself get to this point often. Luckily he doesn’t get angry or physical when intoxicated, instead he turns to absolute mush, incoherent mumblings about how much he loves you and Sam leaving his lips incessantly, muttering about how glad he is to be part of the group, how badly he wants to meet the Avengers. He also gets a little clingy, not that you mind. His hands will always be on you somewhere, your leg, your back, your face.
Right now, he’s leaning his forehead on your shoulder, grumbling under his breath, but you can’t make out what he’s saying.
“Wanna go take some fresh air?,” you offer.
Joaquín nods, getting off his stool, and he lets you pull him to the back, where you exit to a small patio. You breathe in the cool night air, the buzzing in your ears starting to dissipate. You lean onto the wooden fence and look out to the city below, the lights moving and dancing in the distance like a painting. Or maybe you just can’t focus your eyes right now.
You feel something warm coming up behind you, and Joaquín’s arms snake around your middle as he hugs you into his chest. He hums, swaying you both lightly from side to side, and you laugh, turning within his hold to face him, and you cup his face. His skin feels hot, and you can see the redness on his cheeks even in the dim light.
“You need to learn to pace yourself,” you say.
“Ssshuddup. Sam’s fault,” he retorts, and he nuzzles his face into the crook of your neck.
“Right,” you chuckle. Sam and Joaquín did make some bet or other about how many drinks they could have before losing the ability to walk a straight line.
When he pulls back, his chocolate eyes find yours, albeit slightly out of focus, but his gaze holds so much warmth and affection, you can’t help but get lost in them. He hums again, a smile spreading on his lips. You tilt your head.
“Whatcha thinking about?” you ask.
“You.”
“Yeah?” Your heart flutters.
“Always,” he confirms.
“Anything specific?”
“I, when you…” he starts, struggling to form real words. “Desde el primer momento en que te vi…”
You chuckle, softly pinching his cheek, then cup his face again.
“English, please.”
“You, it’s always been you,” he speaks more clearly this time, and quickly turns his head to place a kiss to your inner wrist. “From the very moment I first saw you, I’ve been in love with you.”
You swallow, tears stinging behind your eyes as you smooth over his cheekbones with your thumbs. Joaquín’s hands slide from your waist to your back to push you closer into him.
“Madly,” he says, and places a kiss on your forehead. “Entirely.” Another on the tip of your nose. “Desperately.” His speech is a bit more slurred on that one, and he kisses the corner of your mouth, giggling goofily as he pulls back to look at you.
You mirror his love struck gaze, softly running your fingers through his curls before you hold the back of his head to pull him close, capturing his lips. It’s not as elegant as it could have been, kissing somewhat sloppily in the dark of night, but you can feel how earnest his words are in the way he holds you, breathes you in. And with every wet kiss he places wherever he can reach, he whispers ‘I love you’s into your skin, the press of his lips leaving a trail of fire, burning his words into your body, to remind you that you’re his and he’s yours. Madly, entirely, desperately.
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(english is not my first language. constructive criticism and grammar corrections are very appreciated!)
#listen. i’ve never really had celebrity crushes#but this man😳#good lord#yt keeps recommending interviews because i’ve been watching so many fjdskjfhk#he’s got the cutest accent when speaking spanish too#he’s just a couple years older than me im just sayin#haha jk (...unless)#beyond delulu i know#i might be in love bye#goose feathers#joaquin torres x reader#joaquin torres x you#tfatws joaquin x reader#tfatws joaquin x you#brave new world joaquin x reader#the falcon x reader#marvel#mcu x reader#mcu
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sometimes a situationship is a prophet, her biggest believer and a non believer
#yellowjackets#yellowjackets fanart#yj fanart#yj#lottielee#lottienat#lottie matthews#laura lee#natalie yellowjackets#natalie scatorccio#i love lesbians#what if we held hands and started a cult together where we hunt and eat people in our free time#hihi jkjk haha unless#I started and finished this show this week Someone talk to me
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