#hammergod

[khriztianleon]

É hoje que finalizo esta amostra da serie de aquarelas dos deuses nórdicos que fiz!! \o/ Hoje, na véspera do feriado e ainda da quinta feira, dia oficial dele, minha aquarela favorita e pela qual eu deixei minha maior parte de tempo, atenção, e carinho, afinal, ele é meu patrono e pelo que guardo o maior respeito e amizade!!! A NOITE HOJE É DO THOR!!!! O SENHOR DO MJOLNIR E DEUS DO TROVÃO! O RUIVO DAS TEMPESTADES!!! Esta é minha concepção dele, de como o imagino, de como de fato o vejo! HAIL THOR! o/ ****** As lâminas serão vendidas na feira em dois tamanhos (A4 e A3) e será uma série exclusiva de cópias autorizadas e numeradas e rubricadas por mim, ou seja, coisa de colecionador ;) Havendo interesse fora da feira, ou de outras cidades/ estados, poderão ser vendidas e enviadas via correio, solicitando inbox aqui ou na página da Ljónheim Artes EN: It's today that I finish with this sample of the series of watercolors of the Norse gods that I did !! \o/ Today, on the eve of the All souls day and even on Thursday, his official day, my favorite watercolor and for which I left my most time, attention, and affection, after all, he's my patron and for what I have the greatest respect and friendship!!! THIS NIGHT BELONGS TO THOR !!!! THE LORD OF MJOLNIR AND THUNDER GOD! THE STORM RULER!!! This is my conception of him, how I imagine him, actually how I see him! HAIL THOR! o/ #Watercolor #Aquarela #Serieexclusica #exclusiveset #THOR #TOR #HAMMERGOD #deusdotrovão #thundergod #MJOLNIR #Norsegods #DeusesNórdicos #Aesir #Ásatrú #Odinismo #Heathen #PaganismoNórdico #Pagan #Art #Arte #Artwork #KhriztianLeónArt #þór #mjøllnir

[shieldedbythunder]

Thundershield Concept (NSFW)

Modern/No Powers AU where Steve decides to start an onlyfans account. Maybe he needs the money to cover rent or tuition, maybe he just wants to spice things up a bit. But whatever the reason, he figures he’s got a good body he works hard to maintain, so he might as well make some extra income off of it while having a little fun.

He starts out simple at first. Just a few tasteful nudes he takes after getting out of the shower, while he’s in the locker room at the gym, or just lounging in bed, never going full frontal. But his popularity quickly grows thanks to his boy next door charm and rippling muscles, and as more people subscribe to his page, Steve starts to get more daring.

The first time he posts a dick pic, the thirst comments come pouring in as folks rave about what they’d like to do with his cock, with subscribers quickly building up. Emboldened, Steve lets his photos get steadily more lewd and risque, until finally, he records a short video jerking himself off, flushed and gorgeous with his mouth falling open in a moan of pleasure as he comes all over his chest. The reaction is immediate as the page’s subscriber count surges overnight, and Steve is quick to respond to comments begging for more. He buys a few dildos and plugs he can suck on and fuck himself with, he films himself working out nude, and starts doing occasional livestreams where his followers can request what he does next, dressing up in everything from leather harnesses to lingerie and sheer stockings, depending on the day.

Through it all, there’s been this one follower, HammerGod, who always likes and comments on Steve’s videos and participates in any live chats, telling him how hot he looks. As the first anniversary of Steve’s page approaches, he gets a private message from HammerGod, introducing himself as Thor and asking if he’s ever considered doing a collaboration. A hardcore collaboration, involving sex on screen. It’s something Steve’s gone back and forth on for a while now, but when he checks out Thor’s page and sees a godlike blond who might as well be sex personified, there’s no question of turning down the offer.

When they find out they live in the same city, they arrange to meet up at Steve’s place. Steve has a hard time keeping his jaw off the floor when Thor arrives, somehow looking even better than in his videos, and can’t help blushing when Thor says he has a nice home. He’s a little nervous when they get down to it, never having had sex on camera before, but Thor’s a reassuring presence, focusing on plenty of foreplay to keep him relaxed and enjoying himself. There’s nothing wrong with being nervous about being filmed like this, he promises softly when they take a break, and if Steve’s uncomfortable, they can call it off at any time. But looking into his eyes, Steve finds he trusts that Thor will look after him and is happy to keep going.

The sex itself is amazing; Thor fucks like he was built solely for pleasure, revelling in every moment of it, with Steve taking everything he’s got as he eagerly pushes back to meet every thrust of his cock. He’s a generous partner on top of that, always checking in and making sure Steve’s enjoying himself, quick to pick up on little things like how much he loves kissing. It gets to a point where Steve almost forgets about the cameras, like it’s just the two of them having a good time as Thor fucks him on just about every flat surface in his apartment.

Eventually they finish up, and Thor jumps into the shower before he heads on his way. Steve’s honestly a little disappointed to see him go, having enjoyed Thor’s company beyond the sex, but he tries to keep his expectations under control; it was just a hook-up for a video, after all. But just as Thor’s about to leave, he hesitates for a moment before asking if Steve’s free to grab a coffee or lunch later in the week, blushing a little as he blurts the words out. Steve doesn’t bother to stop himself from beaming as he accepts the offer. Needless to say, the video’s a great success on both of their channels, and further collaborations become much more frequent after the two of them start dating and eventually move in together.

[syretrip]

læser rené descartes og brygger en kande fuldmånete, hælder forsigtigt op, brænder derefter tungen. på det seneste har jeg forsøgt at læse flere filosofiske tekster, især den joniske naturfilosofi interesserer mig. min monumentale lyst til at lære og læse har introduceret mig til nogle hammergode værker, hvorfor jeg virkelig skal huske at låne seamus heaneys digtsamling, district and circle, som min søde rie har anbefalet mig varmt! 

februarvejret er desværre en anelse småkedeligt og sjælløst, men både katinka og tv-2 (altså bandet, ikke kanalen) har en fantastisk opkvikkende effekt på mig! jeg har det upåklageligt og får oplevet en hulens masse; ville bare ønske, at jeg havde mere tid eller besad evnen til at disponere den bedre. min kæreste siger tit, at jeg skal prøve at trække vejret og slappe lidt af, han har nok ret, men jeg er simpelthen for elektrisk for tiden!

morfar og kate har inviteret os til familiefrokost på lørdag, hvilket jeg glæder mig til. det er stadig meget nyt for mig, at min kæreste er med til den slags, men det føles faktisk ret naturligt, og det virker også som om, at han hygger sig i deres selskab. senere skal jeg se mgp og i byen med mine skønne venner; åh, hvor jeg dog håber, at han også kommer! 

alt i alt går det virkelig godt. i dag skal vi fejre hans bonusfar og lave lektier, jeg glæder mig til weekenden, der udelukkende står på sjov og ballade, og jeg har længe følt mig langt mere selvsikker end sædvanlig. nu sætter jeg racerhjerte i kø på spotify. so long!

[filmniller]

The Offer

4 ud af 5 uomgængelige tilbud

På Netflix kører en rigtig god dokumentarserie, der hedder The Movies That Made Us, som fortæller om optagelserne af kendte film som Back to the Future, Dirty Dancing og Aliens. Det sker åbenbart temmelig tit, at der går ged i produktionen, og det er ret interessant at dykke ned i, hvis man kender filmen.

The Godfather har Netflix (endnu) ikke taget under behandling, men det har Paramount+ med dokudramaet The Offer, der handler om de ufattelige problemer, verdens bedste gangsterfilm løb ind i, før den omsider kunne få premiere og slå alle rekorder. The Godfather blev oscarforgyldt og kappes stadig konstant med The Shawshank Redemption og Vertigo om at ende på toppen som alle tiders bedste film, men der var så meget bøvl med produktionen af Coppolas mesterværk, at projektet var tæt på at løbe ud i sandet, og det handler serien her om. Den er på ti afsnit og genfundenes Fressen for alle os, der kender og elsker Mario Puzos udødelige historie om familien Corleone.

Miles Teller spiller producenten Albert S. Ruddy, som går så gruelig meget ondt igennem, Juno Temple hans uundværlige assistent og Matthew Goode den kreative chef på Paramount, der på det tidspunkt ejedes af østrigeren Charles Bluhdorn (Burn Gorman). Som Coppola ses Dan Fogler, og Giovanni Ribisi spiller gangsterbossen Colombo, som skulle smøres godt og grundigt for ikke at ødelægge det hele. Alle spiller fremragende, og det er tilmed hammergod underholdning. Se den på Paramount+.

[itunesbooks]

Khorgos Khul: The Red Feast - Gav Thorpe

Khorgos Khul: The Red Feast Warhammer Age of Sigmar Gav Thorpe Genre: Fantasy Price: $18.99 Expected Publish Date: April 20, 2019 Publisher: Black Library Seller: Games Workshop Limited Book One of The Khul On the Flamescar Plateau, a time of peace and prosperity is threatened by a distant sorcerous power. Can Athol Khul bring the tribes together to keep the peace, or will war claim them all – and destroy their future? READ IT BECAUSE It's the start of a saga by Gav Thorpe that explores the Khul, the influential and powerful tribe of Aqshy that is the origin of one of the Age of Sigmar's greatest villains… THE STORY The coming of the God-King Sigmar has brought relative peace and prosperity to the Great Parch. Yet across the sun-drenched plains of the Flamescar Plateau the passions of the tribes are intemperate and generations of loyalty to the Hammergod cannot wholly erase their warlike past and bloodthirsty traditions. Among them live the Khul, outsiders allied to the mighty Aridians through shared blades. Athol Khul is the spear-carrier, the bridge between these peoples, and to him falls a near-impossible task when a distant sorcerous power threatens the alliance. With the lives of his family and people hanging in the balance, Athol must secure whatever companions and powers he can to aid in the coming war. In doing so, he starts upon a path that will lead to glory and ruin in equal measure. http://dlvr.it/R39Jfr

[jumpittrampolinpark]

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[agurketid]

tommelfingrene vender opa’, fordi vi har en hammergod da’ :))))

[magicianofmischief]

Thor

In private, to us both...it almost feels like we want nothing more than brothers again.

Impossible dreams for the young and naive.

I want to keep dreaming.

[khriztianleon]

Filhote do seu patrono! Nem negaa preferência! Aqui é domínio do Thor rapá! 😎👊☇☇☇ *** Patron's cub! Neither deny the preference! Here is Thor's domains brow! 😎👊☇☇☇ #thor #godofthunder #deusdotrovão #lightning #thunder #Thorsman #þór #heathen #heathenry #filterfx #JaqueéHalloween #Halloweenphoto #Ásatrú #Ásatruar #MyGodHasaHammer #Hammergod #DeusdoMartelo #Mjolnir #mjóllnir #norse #viking #beard #bearded #barba

[agentpcoulson]

Reasons why I love Thor

> He hates orange juice.

> He threw Coulson out of a window once.

> He makes a trip to Chili's that much more dramatic.

[nakediron]

Your fault. You know who you are.

[magicianofmischief]

The Warning [Loki and Thor]

It was only once that he ventured downstairs to get something to eat, ordering JARVIS to be ready to call for delivery if he found nothing in the kitchen that looked good. With only a light robe covering his pale form, hair curling from the lack of attempts to tame it that day and barefoot the mischief-maker was trying to ignore the glaring sunlight as he searched. It was almost unbelievable how badly he wanted someone who could cook to be there to make him a meal, bound and determined to avoid a delivery.

[nakediron]

Tony's SWTOR Adventures

Contained fire place in a metal barrel: Get set on fire every time.

Fall off cliff and land behind Loki and Thor: Die.

Fall off elevator that doesn't have railings while trying to scan Loki with cyborg eye: Swiftly die.

Get into enclosed Elevator were there is no possible way to fall off: Fall through floor and die.

Find out Tony is the only one with a VIP pass on the second floor of the imperial fleet: Get drunk, fall over railing and die.

^This is starting to become an uncomfortable trend.

[magicianofmischief]

The Fight [Loki and Thor]

Given how he and Tony had ended up on the floor Loki had no doubts that the mortal would be complaining in the morning of a sore back if he wasn't moved. The mischief-maker could almost hear the complaints in his head as he pushed himself to his feet, only kneeling again to gather Stark up and drop him onto the couch a foot away. It was easy to toss the body and he only received a minor grunt of protest before hands were blindly grabbing for him. Loki assumed the mumbled mess of incoherent words that spilled from between those lovely lips were a summon for him as well, but the god had another matter to attend to. 

Looking at his hands, even in the darkness, revealed the obvious shade of blue they had taken. Loki had known his magic was severely depleted, but to see the Jotun hide, the markings and he was sure his red eyes fully visible, had the trickster concerned. Instead of using the power stowed away in his engagement ring to hide the form again he made sure it was directed to the other portions of his illusions so they had no chance of failing while he recovered. As this flow was changed and the magic settled in its new course the immortal was retrieving a few blankets from his room on that floor to lay over his restless partner. He didn't want Tony getting too cold when he laid down with him again and Loki knew very well how chilled to the touch his skin now was. Not frost-bite cold, but it could still feel like ice and numb given enough time.

 Padding his way back into the living room with the desired coverings in hand the taller made sure to toss his favorite one over the mortal first. A green and gold quilt, the first blanket brought to him after it was discovered how cold he grew with his magic drained. Tony took right to this and two more were laid over the first before Loki leaned over to tease his cool lips against a warm cheek. "If we both hope to fit I need you on your side." His breath was likely what caused the visible shiver through the engineer's body, but his words were complied with. Tony was just too tired to argue, not even bothering to open his eyes.

Moving to climb over and lay behind the man, Loki paused when another figure passed through the room. This one's height surpassed even Loki's, broad-shouldered and footsteps heavy with purpose. The trickster knew exactly who it was and his now narrowed red eyes followed the figure as it disappeared, heading for the door. "I will be back." He promised Tony with a whisper before slipping away like the shadow he was. 

Thor was going somewhere and he needed to know where.

Dressed in his full armor Loki strode out after his brother as the larger god was reaching to take up his hammer. "Brother." That hand stopped just over Mjolnir's handle and the mischief-maker circled his way around to see the blonde's face. Weather or not Thor was surprised to see him in his Jotun form was a mystery, for those expressive eyes were hidden from him by the shadows. Thor's head was down and there was not nearly enough light from the house to see the older's face. "Where are you going? Surely the Midgardians will not perish without the 'mighty Thor' protecting them at this hour." Loki stepped closer, still trying to see passed that shadow. "You only just came back from Asgard a week ago and only one evening since have you rested in the mansion before you were back with Avengers duties. Can you not rest just once more this night?"

[magicianofmischief]

Sailors, not Shippers

Thor: I wish shippers would call themselves sailors instead

Loki:....

Thor: Think about it! It would be better!

Thor: They're sailors of their ships, sailors going down with their ships

Thor: When someone falls off the ship it's a man overboard.

Loki: You are a brilliant human being.

Thor: One day they will talk of the day I changed the Internet.

Loki: Yes, it will start something like this

Loki: 'Gather around kids and let me tell you about the time when I changed the Internet'

Loki: 'It all started with a discussion on Thorki'

[agentpcoulson]

Prepare your bowels, Coulson. For tonight we dine at Chili's.

Thor Odinson (hammergod)