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smolweeblets · 8 months
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Get Good
Hana "D.Va" Song x Reader
Its quite a mystery how youve dated D.va for this long without playing a single game with her. Although she's been pestering you about it for a while, you never really took her up on it. It wasnt like you outwardly didnt want to play with her, it was just that you did not know how to play the games she liked. It was all just too stressful, they required too much thinking for your taste.
Alas, today was the day you found yourself finally caving in. There really was no question that this would happen eventually. Hana’s persuasion tactics were always top-tier, and this has been a game shes been excited about for a long time.
Her persuasion was so good that she managed to get you two to play together on stream. Youve been in a few of her streams while she gamed before, so it really didn't make all that much of a difference to you. She got you your own setup beside her own, so you both could monitor and respond to chat, since they were quite fond of you.
Youve always joked that Hana only wanted you there because her streams got a few thousand more views when you were there. She genuinely did just want you to be there to watch her, seeing as when you were there, chat was usually ignored in favor of talking to you.
And so the stream was set, she even announced that this stream stream would be a special one with you in it beforehand. Her fans were pumped, and so was she, constantly showering you in love and affection after you agreed.
Admittedly, you were a little nervous, you knew nothing about these games, but Hana reassured you that it would be okay. She was going to learn about that game for the first time as well, she said. So you both would be in it together.
What you failed to remember was that Hana is an already seasoned gamer, so picking these things up were second nature for her, while you were stuck learning the basics 30 minutes in.
Eventually, she got a little impatient, and decided that you two should enter a match already. You tried to protest, but seeing that everyone in chat agreed, you just rolled along with it. You figured if you fail miserably at something it would just be clipped and be a small meme. That was something you could live with.
“You ready babe?” Hana held your hand and grinned, causing chat to move at a dizzying speed. It almost gave you motion sickness with how fast it was going.
“Yeah, at least I hope so” You chuckle as the game loaded.
For first few rounds you were always the first to die. You apologized profusely after each death, and Hana waved it off, albeit seeming tense as you were practically giving the enemy team free resources.
“Im so sorry Hana! I swear ill take better cover next time-” You sheepishly apologized.
“Its fine babe, but man. You really are trash at this” She chuckled. Chat agreed with her, telling you to get good and start contributing to your team.
Oh.
You werent expecting that to sting so much. It was true of course, but in a way you couldnt explain it just… hurt.
Nevertheless, you shook off the comment. It was nothing to get upset over, Hana was just stating facts. You tried your hardest to hide the awkwardness in your chuckle, it seemed you were successful as Hana had her game face back on.
She made you want to jump right back into it yourself, motivated to do better. You avoided looking at chat for the moment, knowing they probably were just going to get you down. You focused on the game, putting in your all. It was effective, it seemed your team was actually winning this time, and your kills werent zero!
Hana congratulated you with every elimination, finally giving you a small feeling of accomplishment.
But alas, disaster had to strike sometime. Apparently, the opposite team had a hacker, and even though Hana could eliminate them, she was killed in turn. Of course, this lead the gamer to be triggered for the rest of the match.
There was only one person left on the opposing team. You were so close to winning!
Only problem being, you were the last one alive. Hana watched your screen like a hawk. Pointing and micromanaging everything you did. Chat could see everything you did through the spectate on Hanas screen. God, this almost felt more stressful than your finals, and those were no joke.
Hana failed to notice your trembling hands and the beads of sweat rolling down your face. She was too busy watching your screen, chastising you for every mistake you made. You tried your best to follow her instructions, harsh as they were.
“To the gate babe!! We're almost there!” Hana putting down her headset to stand behind you did nothing to help your stress. It didnt matter, you were almost finished here.
You were by the final objective, oh so close to success. You started activating the final task, at the final few percent until Hana suddenly screams at you to take cover. It was too late, Hanas loud voice in your ear amidst your already stressed state caused you to panic and react late.
You died. Hana punched the back of your seat in frustration.
“I'm really sorry, maybe I should just-” You set down your headset on the desk and looked to Hana apologetically.
Hana held her face in her hands, grumbling something incoherent. You could also see chat complaining out of the corner of your eye.
“Yeah, I'm sorry to say but you should probably hop off before you cause me to lose any more matches. Even my skill isn't enough to carry you.” She seethed, although not directly at you.
Still, it made you feel like absolute shit. You didn't even know why, everything she said was true.
“Yeah, uh, sorry chat, I'm gonna take my leave now, you guys have fun! I'll be in the other room if you need me” You tried your best to sound unaffected. Who were you kidding, you sounded like you were on the verge of tears.
And yet, Hana still didn't notice. Quickly switching her personality again and apologizing for the delay. She went right back into the rhythm of things, smiling and winning each game after.
It really wasn't all that serious, there was no reason to be upset. She knew that you had little to no skill or knowledge in these things. And you always knew Hana had the tendency to get a little rowdy with bad teammates. You sighed. No use in thinking about it now, best to just sleep it off.
And so you did, only awakening when you felt a dip in the bed, signifying the stream was finally done and Hana was set to lay in bed and take a break.
She sees your barely open eyes and looks sheepish.
“Sorry, did I wake you?” She crawls over to you slowly.
“No, it's fine.” You smile half-heartedly.
A moment passes before you decide to ask. “Did the stream go well?”
“Yeah! It was even easier than usual because everyone was still getting used to the game! Was a little boring though, so the stream was shorter than usual!” Hana beams. It brings a gentle smile to your face.
“I'm kinda sad you didn't stay for long though, you could've still watched even if you weren't playing.” Hana pouts as she starts to cuddle with you. Her arms resting on top of you and her face digging into your back.
“Oh, well… sorry.” A moment passes before you awkwardly continue. “... About that, uh there's something I want to share…” You trail off.
Hana gives a hum of acknowledgement into your shoulder. “Yeah? What is it?”
“Well… its sort of silly but… the way you called me bad earlier kinda hurt?” Your voice is laced with borderline embarrassment. Embarrassment that you were actually really affected by such seemingly simple words.
Hanas face is confused before she fully registers your words.
“Is that so!? I'm really sorry babe! You know how I get sometimes, I just get a little carried away–which is still no excuse at all! I'm really sorry I should have know–nh!” She was interrupted by your hand over her mouth.
“Hana, I appreciate the enthusiasm but you can tone it down a bit-” You wince at the memory of how fast she was talking.
She calms down quickly at your touch and takes a moment to compose herself. You let out a sigh of relief and smile gently at her.
“Sorry… uh, so you wanna talk about it?” She hesitantly offers.
“Yeah, but not really much to talk about… it just kinda stung when you insulted me, even if it was true–” You avert your gaze, seemingly finding a newfound interest in the wall right behind Hana.
“I'm so sorry you had to feel that way– I really should have known better!” You look down to see Hana frowning. It melts you a little inside. Just a little.
“It's okay Hana… Just letting you know for next time, yeah?” You smile softly while you gently pet her hair.
“Yeah, I'm really so sorry! Please stay on my streams though, you being there means everything to me!” Hana hugs you tightly.
“Of course! But I won't be playing anything just to be safe… unless youre going to play minecraft or something, now thats a game I can handle”
“Yay! Sorry again but thanks for not hating me! I really do get carried away sometimes–” Hana smiled sheepishly while she buried her face into your arm, causing you to chuckle quietly.
“Yeah, I know, it's something I knew dating you, just shocked me a little when directed at me is all” You sigh, relieved to finally get that out of your system.
Hana suddenly climbs on top of you and straddles you. She had the eyes of determination you found yourself swooning over very often. “I am going to spoil you so bad as an apology. Get ready for all the love and affection I can muster in me. It's a lot.”
“Oh god…”
A/n: Yep, im an overwatch writer now.
This was originally much angstier in my head but decided against it lolsies
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zackcollins · 1 year
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They fought the law and the law won
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solarbird · 1 year
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Of Gods and Monsters: The Arc of Dominion Edda 25: Across All These Emptied Lines Chapter 6: The Dragon and the God of Music series by solarbird and bzarcher
The war is won. Oasis and the Concordat are at peace. Overwatch has been folded up again, this time made into an intelligence arm for Helix, under new - and the UN hopes better - leadership. The Gods are free - largely - to do as they will.
What is Hanzo doing up on the roof now, anyway?
Of Gods and Monsters: The Arc of Dominion is a continuance of The Arc of Conflict, The Arc of Ascension, The Arc of Creation, and In the Beginning, There Was an Armourer and a Living Weapon. To follow the story as it appears, please subscribe to the series.
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animepopheart · 22 days
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★ 【榧野ぐら】 「 Dva 」 ☆ ✔ republished w/permission ⊳ ⊳ follow me! insta • x • bsky
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brownfrogs · 8 months
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Had the idea of D.VA hosting unhinged subathon gameshows with members of the ovw cast. Wrong answers means you get electrocuted by her limited edition electric collars! Lineart done by the talented Odyssko!! Colors by me!!!
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garfield0-o · 10 months
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Overwatch but they’re mlp :33333
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strawberriesandsoup · 9 months
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I think they have very different ideas of gaming
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hqbits · 3 months
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funniest friendship ever actually
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skatankata · 7 months
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Turns out I love drawing cute mechs!! Especially D.vas because it has such pleasing shapes. Also love working with 3d models for reference, I was spoiled with this one
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revastera · 6 months
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dva and frends
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littlediscoveredstars · 3 months
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I found this on Pinterest and decided to make it my first post with Dvattra. Eat up!
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I really like how it turned out. I don’t consider myself an artist but this really felt worth the effort.
(Also, I adore this ship and everything with it so far! Consider me converted, as a Ram main!)
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smolweeblets · 8 months
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Sleepytime Pt. 2
Hana "D.Va" Song x Reader
Dating D.va was not an easy ordeal. There were many problems with dating a hardcore gamer. Much less one who just so happened to be a huge internet celebrity. Having little quality time and always having to remind her to do basic self care were just some of the few problems you found yourself having.
But one of the major gripes you had was that you barely got to sleep with her. Late at night, if she wasnt smoothening out some brand deals or editing some clips, she would be gaming. Like right now.
You miraculously managed to wrangle her into the bed, after negotiations, but in the few minutes you had to go and brush your teeth, you find her on her phone now, playing some shooter game you didnt care to remember the name for.
“Hana, you said youd finally sleep.” You frowned as you poked at your girlfriends cheek, beckoning her to finally go to sleep.
“Well… technically I just said I’d go to bed, and I am in bed right now.”
You groaned at the quip.
“Hana Song I am this close to strangling you.” You pinched your fingers together and almost let them touch. Almost.
“Nah, you love me too much to do so.” She smugly smiled.
You scoff. “Youre right, what I am able to do though, is this.” You swiftly snatch her phone from her hands and prevent her from reaching for it back.
“Wha-! Hey!” Hanas face falls and she urgently tries to get her phone back from your grasp, but the determination to get your girlfriend to sleep stopped her from doing that whatsoever.
“Y/nnn- give it back! I was gonna sleep right after that match!” She whined.
“Yeah? Like how just earlier you were on your computer begging for 5 more minutes for a whole hour?”
Hana went quiet and huffed while crossing her arms.
“I meant it this time.” She looks away and pouts.
“Yeah? Well too bad. I’ve run dry outta patience. Sleep. Now.”
“Ugh. Fine. Just lemme exit the game and turn off my phone properly.” She reached her arms out for the phone, but you ignored them. Yeah right, she was just gonna use that as an excuse to finish her game.
“No. Get on the bed and go to sleep.”
“But babe! If you dont let me do that the phones might explode and kill both of us!” Hana was trying her best not to laugh at her own reasoning to give the phone to her.
“At least we die together. And well rested.” You lay on the bed and move a spot on the covers for Hana to slip into.
“Agh. Fine. But if you cause like a million of my fans to cry they're never gonna forgive you.” She pouts as she gets in and snuggles up to your side.
“That's a risk I'm willing to take. Good night.” You wrap your arms around her and pull her closer to you. Discreetly putting the phone away on the nightstand.
“... ‘Night” She turns and gives you a small kiss, before finally succumbing to sleep.
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“Holy shit, I still won that match last night, looks like I dont even need to be playing to carry our team to victory!”
You groaned as you ruffled Hanas hair. Too groggy to give a proper response. Seriously, where did she get all that energy? Maybe you should invest in some of those nano colas yourself.
A/n: Is it really a smolweeblets fic if theres no pointless authors note at the end? Anyway, I decided to write a pt. 2 for sleepytime bc I was bored and the scenario was cute, this will probably not be a series but like who knows.
Originally I wanted to name this "eepy" instead but i decided against it
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zackcollins · 1 year
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Ejection! || D.Va || Overwatch 2 - Season 3 || 03/26/23
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solarbird · 2 years
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Of Gods and Monsters: The Arc of Dominion Edda 25: Across All These Emptied Lines Chapter 4: Brigitte and the City of Oasis solarbird and bzarcher
The war is won. Oasis and the Concordat are at peace. Overwatch has been folded up again, this time made into an intelligence arm for Helix, under new - and the UN hopes better - leadership. The Gods are free - largely - to do as they will.
Brigitte has three questions, and, as always, she's willing to do what she must to get the answers she needs.
Of Gods and Monsters: The Arc of Dominion is a continuance of The Arc of Conflict, The Arc of Ascension, The Arc of Creation, and In the Beginning, There Was an Armourer and a Living Weapon. To follow the story as it appears, please subscribe to the series.
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halothanic · 10 months
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cheeky dva redraw 🐰✨💖
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dawnthefox24 · 29 days
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Kidnapper: *calls Cole in the middle of the night* I have your kids. Cole: *just woke up and is a bit groggy* Which one? I have seven. Kidnapper: The loud, annoying, rowdy one who never shuts up. Cole:*pinches the bridge of his nose before checking the time* Which one? That could be any of my kids.... Kiriko,D.va and Venture: *distantly in the background* HEY COLE!!! Cole: Oh you have Hana,Sloane and Kiri...Oh my good sir you're you don't have them, they have you goodnight. Kidnapper:E-Excuse me? Cole:*hangs up the phone and goes back too sleep* Hanzo: *stirs a bit in his sleep*Who called? Cole: Some poor sap who is stuck with Kiri,Hana and Sloane Hanzo: Ah okay goodnight Cole Cole: Night darlin
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