#overwatch shitposts

[dawnthefox24]

Okay pride month predictions because I say so. I also added the canon characters in the chart but exclude them because their canon

Also Rein gives me bi vibes okay!

[feralratmax]

Unserious Venture post<3

Joost klein thank you for this wonderful photo, it brings me joy

[egoblin1130]

Before and after final rendering. Isn't it wild?

[cautiouscrab2eletricboogaloo]

Broke: Genji and Cassidy were the dumbasses of Blackwatch and Moira and Gabe had to clean up after their compulsive messes

Woke: Cassidy and Moira were the only competent ones in Blackwatch as they were the only ones who didn’t have a suicide wish during every mission

[punprincess321]

Soooo... guess what great detail Blizzard gave us?

BIRTHDAYS!!!

I have Hanzo and Cole’s right here but you can see the others on the overwatch website!

[craziechwiv]

Junkrat: Today's a good day, for mayhem!

As Junkrat loads up frag launcher and starts running into the battle, Symmetra teleports in front of him.

Symmetra: Aren't you forgetting something?

Junkrat: Uh...wait wait, I know uh...Oh right!

Junkrat grabs Symmetra and pulls her in for a kiss.

Junkrat: Bye!

Then he promptly hops away with a concussion mine, laughing maniacally along the way. Symmetra is in a daze until she realizes why she truly stopped her Junker.

Symmetra, through comms: NO, YOU IDIOT! BE CAREFUL! WE DON'T NEED MERCY DIVE BOMBING TO SAVE YOU AGAIN!

[akoiromanticstudent]

[theres-a-body-here]

Y/N: "You know what Sombra? You have L rizz"

Sombra: "Woah! How could you even say that? I'm a sigma!"

Y/N: "If you were a great friend, you would stop the cap!"

Sombra: "Ad hominem, ad hominem... You can't get mad about—"

Y/N: "You only star your own posts, you hated my wojak, you made fun of my drip, you disrespected skibidi toilet, you ratio'd my tweet and you didn't even seem sorry..."

Sombra: "THAT RATIO WAS THE BEST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED TO YOU!"

Y/N: *shocked face*

Sombra: "..."

Y/N: *shakes head in disbelief* "Don't rizz me" *starts walking backwards* "Don't come by Ohio, we're done" *turns to walk away with tears in eyes*

[off-putting-otter]

I think it’s really vile that both VAs for Hanzo and Cassidy have gone on record to say that they like the ship of those two characters and yet it’s still not canon

Let’s be honest though if Blizzard DID make it canon THOSE ow players would have a conniption

[dykethatbites]

I am NOT answering that fucking call

Both sillies I made for the new game mode

[candlezofficial]

more renders (plus a short meme) because i'm not home and i wanna share somthn :P

render 1. junkrat prolly wanted to do somethn sneaky on ashe because bob captured him (maybe steal some jewelery?)

render 2. mirrorwatch hashimoto because I NEED THIS CLAN IN GAME (the actual hasimoto). btw the 'heist' skins for d.va and soldier and the 'oni' genji go very well with the 'hashimoto' skins for kiriko and hanzo. just sayin-

render 3. tiger bob doing the nya. because he's so kawaii desu

render 4. junkrat with 'hashimoto' kiriko's cloth pieces on his sides because he looks decent with these roses ngl

render 5. GODZILLA (the cool one. fight me)

bonus pic of hade and pompamoto running down the hallway from the kiriko cinematic :P

vonus video: i never played dayshift at freddy's but i figured that i'll do some dumb crossover meme

[dawnthefox24]

This is pretty funny I won't lie cause how?! How did Cass borrow Hanzo's scatter arrow!?

[colemccassidy]

I did a match where my brother was Gardener Symmetra and I was B.Va. Our other DPS was Pumpkin Bastion. So this motherfucker just goes "I'm the gardener, you're the pollinator, and that's my crop."

[wow-an-unfunny-joke]

Junk rat would beta you with his leg. He’d just take it off and hop at you aggressively

[cynthmachina]

$20 bucks for the skin itself

[punprincess321]

(Welcome to Shimada Coffee!~ Oh the old owner? They're on a dragon fighting break, no idea when they'll return. In the meantime, try our new cake pops!)

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Sojiro: *making Hanzo’s bento for kindergarten at 10 PM*

Cole: *quietly walks in his pajamas holding a stuffed horse plushie* Mr. Sojiro?...

Sojiro: *turns around* Cole? What are you doing up?

Cole: I had a bad dream... Papa and Daddy aren't home... Can I stay with you?

Sojiro: Of course you can. *picks Cole up and puts him on the counter* I was just making Hanzo’s bento before I make your lunch.

Cole: What’s a bento?

Sojiro: It's a lunchbox, and sometimes they can look pretty, would you like me to do your lunch in a bento?

Cole: Yes please! *kicks his feet happily*

Sojiro: *chuckles* okay. *grabs the spare bento box he bought and packs Cole’s lunch*

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*A little while later, Sojiro is holding a sleeping Cole in his arms as he places the bento boxes in the fridge*

Sojiro: Let's get you to bed little cowboy. *carries Cole to bed*

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*the next day, Cole is sitting in class with his lunch, he opens the bento and sees a PB & J sandwich cut into a cowboy hat, some pretzel sticks, cheese, apples with caramel, mini chocolate chip cookies, and a mini milk carton*

Kid: wow! Who made your lunch Cole?

Cole: My third daddy!

(A tribute to @wellthebardsdead and their amazing overwatch aus, they no longer write overwatch stuff but credit for this idea still must be given, love ya mulberry!)