#handle umbrella

[mellosdrawings]

So... heat waves are fun (not)

(Bonus : Mama Jamil)

[kacievvbbbb]

You know what I think is really fucked up is that this Ben obviously misses his siblings, his academy, soooo much and the narrative just..... doesn't care.

Whatever their problems were they were his siblings, his family and he watched them all die terrible tragic deaths before they ever got a chance to escape the clutches of their abusive father. And now he's stuck with this group who is insistent on seeing him as an asshole version of their ben that they and the narrative kinda act like his family never existed and that is so fucked up and such a missed opportunity.

[magsneezo]

[hot-coco]

Doodle I forgot to post last night

[captainjonnitkessler]

People will be like "yes parapsychology has been studied for hundreds of years and never once had a conclusive shred of evidence to support it. Yes it's been studied at very prestigious institutions and universities. And yes every single supposedly successful trial has turned out to be either a hoax, a mistake, or outright fraudulent. And yes every single positive result has completely vanished when more stringent methodology was used. And yes improvements in technology have only ever made supernatural claims easier to disprove. And yes even the most famous and confident of psychics mysteriously choke up every time they try to pass even a mildly hoax-proof test.

. . . but it's totally real and scientists are just too narrow-minded to accept that there's something beyond their worldview :/"

[buildoblivionthenwewilltalk]

my boy lost his powers and his funky fashion sense :(

[mascwoman]

They can’t make fairy garden stuff so little and cute if they don’t want me crying in the craft store

[foolishlyzephyrus]

they did my boy klaus so dirty this season. literally all character development got abandoned mid arc

[nuzzle]

baby bird cage umbrella (2023) BABYバードケージアンブレラ

[gourmet-trash]

you know. there’s a LOT of really great points being made about how fucking bad season 4 is. and they are all very fucking correct. but i don’t think we’re talking enough about the WASTED SCREEN TIME.

we got SIX episodes. total. and you’re telling me we needed to use those incredibly scarce minutes on shit like…flashbacks to scenes that literally happened the episode prior??

[sarascamander]

I just keep thinking that in s1 and s2 Five did everything about the end of the world alone but ever since he gets closer to Lila he always does it with her in s3 and s4.

[kacievvbbbb]

Can't believe this show just said that yeah these broken children that have finally managed to claw some semblance of family out of the train wreck their psychotic father made of them, these children now adults, don't get peace, they don't deserve it. actually the world is so much better without them in it. They are the direct reason why so many people they have met are not living happier lives and the universe would be a much happier safer place with them gone. They were pawns in their father's game and now they are victims of their "mother's" scheme. And this is all they get, there was never any happy ending for them in the cards the universe rebukes their very existence and it is constantly trying to write them out of it.

They doomed the world from the start, the blame is all at their feet and they must pay for the crime of being born "special".

The fucking implications of that my god!

That's the message you ended your show on. That is what you are leaving us with. Why?

[topperscumslut]

genuine question, if luther had decided in the time since s3 to give up on looking for sloane and accept he’d never find her somewhere out there again and went on to find love with someone else, would y’all be as mad at him as y’all are at five and lila rn? just curious

[puns-and-musicals]

“They won’t make this romantic, right? Because that would be weird for… so many reasons”

- me, apparently forgetting what show I was watching

[brucewaynesmanor]

After rewatching season 1 of umbrella academy im halfway into my rewatch of season 2 and I’m just….. very confused about Allison and the way they NEVER mention Claire ? Not even once ? She just lost her daughter when the apocalypse happened, time traveled, and doesn’t speak about it anymore……..? Or maybe I’m missing something

[swampbrick]

I think the funniest (read as: most upsetting) things about the Five/Lila/Diego side plot is that literally NOBODY got a happy ending out of it??????????

There are definitely outcomes to that bombshell of a plot line that would have been more favorable than others (my favorite probably being the one where it doesn’t happen at all), but let’s take a look at the facts shall we?

Diego, Lila, and Five all die (along with the others of course)

Diego dies with no true resolution for the fact that his wife and the mother of his children cheated on him with his brother

Diego also ends up some sort of weird cuck who watches Lila reach for Five’s hand during their final moments, knowing it’ll be the last hand she holds.

Diego dies with no clarity as to whether or not Lila loved Five or not. She never fucking answered him. Maybe her silence was meant to speak for itself; I just think it’s bullshit that he died not knowing and having that uncertainty.

Lila dies after spending 7 years in some sort of time limbo away from her children, only to see them for a grand total of maybe an hour being she meets her death

Five dies also not knowing if Lila loved him, which I think is significantly less important than anything else on this list, but I do think if you’re going to write a love triangle at least SOMEBODY should know if love is in the equation or not?

Diego and Five both die with bad blood between them.

I have mixed feelings on the season overall, and I didn’t hate a lot of the aspects of it that others seem to.

I can however agree that not only is the love triangle unnecessary and weird, but it was shoddily written and cruel in its delivery. This is some half-crocked shit I’d expect to see in a mid-series writing slump to generate drama that can be resolved over the course of a season or two- NOT some kind of ambiguous series finale.

The only props I have to deliver to this plot line are to the cast for managing to act their asses off despite the script being garbage.