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[moongreenlight]

Simon Riley is the WORST dirty talker on planet earth. Like so bad you have to tell him to shut up or else you’re not going to finish. However, he fucking lays it down crazy style.

Johnny on the other hand? He should win trophies for his dirty talk. Knows just how to charm you out of your skivvies with just a few carefully chosen words. Unfortunately the best he can offer you is 3-5 minutes of astonishingly one-sided missionary with a noteworthy *barely pull out in time and finish on your stomach.*

[zenixromeave]

charlie slimecicle bisexuality soft launch?

[jullythevamp]

if you put these two bitches in a room they will just start fucking

[waitineedaname]

I just finished the fourth mdzs novel and I've gotta say this one has to be the wildest in terms of tone whiplash. You look at the book cover and it's very cute, Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji hanging out in a tree with their bunnies, being sweet and flirty. You open the book and the first hundred pages are Wei Wuxian being incredibly violent and vindictive in graphic ways, and then having a grief-induced mental health crisis that results in hundreds if not thousands of people's deaths, including his own. You flip to the end of the book and he's flooding an inn because he and Lan Wangji are having sex in a bathtub. It's great.

[gollumpanties]

there're all those posts and polls going around comparing the tadpole team to the kirkwall crew and like. we still haven't asked the most obvious question:

[grimoramoonnighttideheretic]

Satan is the God of this world, and the ONLY God!

Accept Satan, let him into your mind and let him FILL your Heart, and then gift Satan with your Soul!

Worship Satan Daily! Enjoy having no shame No Guilt!!! Satan is Freedom! Hail Lord God Satan!

[brynwrites]

Someday, I will have the kind of fandom where people start reading my books because they see three different pieces of fanart on their dash in the same week.

[wildwizardcreation]

What are your dom/switch/sub headcanons for each the hermits?

im very glad you asked anon

[leonkennedyaoi]

[dayurno]

on the topic of kevin smoking weed…what do you think his first time was like. do you think he got scared or do you think it completely mellowed him out for once?

HE GOT SCARED 🏃🏽🏃🏽🏃🏽🏃🏽🏃🏽 i think kevins first time smoking weed was in the nest because they were college aged after all and breaking the master’s rules is survival at one point or another. i don’t think riko was involved (imagine that) and that made kevin’s paranoia skyrocket, so when he does smoke he gets really afraid and anxious and it’s a total vibe killer. i can see kevin and jean smoking in the nest and immediately fucking like rabbits about it though

his Second time he does mellow out. the second time is with the monsters and andrew’s close supervision so when kevin does smoke he is well fed and hydrated and lying comfortably which makes the experience much better even if their weed is considerably cheaper. i dont think he does much then!!! nothing besides giggling at the ceiling and lying his head on andrew’s or nicky’s laps. for some reason i can see him trying to teach the monsters japanese nursery rhymes and accidentally making them all have children’s songs stuck in their heads for weeks

the REAL deal is when neil joins them though. neil’s overall anti drug behavior is very quickly put to test by a high as balls kevin day performing every increasingly ridiculous exy trick neil can come up with on court. an eye opener experience for neil

[seriousturd]

Ellis Mayfield is giving you a Thumbs Up!

[thedemonsurfer]

-lays down-

I KNOW the thing is like. Ace people can fuck, aro people can date-- but also that's apparently not supposed to be applied to characters because it's an excuse--

But like, here's the thing. Look me in the eyes here.

Then fucking write them outside of traditional shipping.

Stop telling people what they can and can't write and write it YOURSELF

You can come up with a million "but what if" statements, and at the end of the day this is still a "You can't ship [x] because [y]" comment being made.

So get good! Write the stories you want to see!

[brittlebutch]

every so often i Do think about how bill and ted really struggled with reading and history and still their apartment was full of history books about medieval england just so that they could try to better understand their girlfriends lives and language...

[digital999placebo]

so.. smiles. anyone remember my golden age boxing au?

[ciderjacks]

hey if u guys r sad about ofmd and want another show with gay people to watch you should consider watching Deadloch. It’s really good it’s really really good uh it might get a second season if the creators decide to do that.

if you watch good omens you’ll be able to watch Deadloch they’re on the same service. Uhhhh One of the actors from ofmd is there shes one half of the main duo (the other half is played by Kate Box who’s an amazing actor and Dulcie is now one of my fav characters ever) gets to wear an open Hawaiian shirt for like 3 of the 8 episodes which is a bonus. It’s extremely gay and it’s fun and beautifully written and no queer characters die and it’s satisfying and funny and Please watch it I’m begging you please watch itPLEASE

[my-thoughts-and-junk]

watching mindhunter and so far holden seems like a gay autistic people pleaser