#hardison/parker

[happyyellowhamster]

In the MLM episode, Parker says she is 14 months pregnant so it shows she knows very little about pregnancies and stuff. Like this is when if our theory is correct and a parker pregnancy is happening in season 3 that she has absolutely no clue how soon she is supposed to have the baby. Meaning she absolutely would not know any of the important things about preparing for a baby. Like i feel like the only reason she would know she's not supposed to drink during pregnancy would be if someone else on the team knows and told her not to drink. This furthers my evidence of Eliot being the protective older brother who absolutely caught onto the pregnancy and that is why he knew about the magiq baby clothes as he already has a baby stockpile for the #Pardison baby because that's his little niece/nephew and he's gonna be the best Uncle/godfather.

[capfalcon]

i can’t put it into words but i would’ve loved to see parker have another romantic interest other than hardison (for a short term), or at least have seen her “date” or something like that. because while i love parker/hardison and to me they’re always endgame and i love their relationship, i think a little trial and error would’ve been a really nice thing to see.

especially for parker, who wasn’t always sure of what she wanted, or how to approach wanting that, or had the emotional wherewithal to cope or address those feelings. and while i love how supportive hardison was towards her during all of it, i would’ve also loved to see parker go out and date and try, on her own terms, to see what she liked, didn’t, etc. i also think it would’ve been a really interesting perspective from hardison’s pov, seeing parker figure things out and in this, similarly, being patient. we see parker being jealous, but i would’ve absolutely loved to see it in hardison, to see him cope with that and allow parker to realize what she wants and at her own pace. 

and like i said, there’s absolutely nothing wrong with how their relationship progressed or how they are, i just think i would’ve liked to see that. to see parker find her own footing without hardison there to guide her, to see hardison deal with that. i think their relationship in the show is sort of portrayed as this inevitable, slow, kind of thing. and it’s in the background of the cons, of course, but it is seen sort of as this “eventually,” situation, and i think i would’ve liked to see a little bit of conflict. and i say this from a storytelling point of view, conflict is a good thing. conflict, in stories, is the personification of a struggle that the protagonist deals with. so nate’s conflict is all these rich, greedy men, who represent his failings in the past, loyal to a company that eventually ended up stabbing him in the back, and losing a child in the process. like eliot said, the thing he needs to control isn’t out there, but inside him. conflict is a storytelling tool, and i think in terms of parker and hardison, there could’ve been a great opportunity for growth there. 

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[aardvaark]

the way the leverage team make a mess of nate’s apartment on multiple occasions is so much funnier when you consider that none of them are particularly messy people. in the pilot, hardison has a very nice apartment that he is clearly proud of & has kept very tidy. parker’s warehouse is almost disturbingly neat, her tools and weapons are kept clean & shiny and are laid out in perfect rows, her bed is made, her clothes and rappelling gear is hung up. eliot likes things done properly and certainly at least cares for his car’s cleanliness. idk about sophie, but she would at least know how to act neat for a grift, and she’d be aware of how a guest to supposed to treat their host’s home.

but they all put unwashed dishes in nate’s sink, do spur of the moment renovations, set up new gear in his living room, leave clothes/costumes, plans & random items strewn about the place, and even tear up his stuff without fixing it. i love it. his apartment is their playground. they half live here now. nate just needs to chill out and let them saw into his walls, geez calm downnnn. i know nate’s eye was twitching when he saw that parker’s warehouse was so perfect meanwhile there’s probably 5 bowls of unfinished cereal hidden in his house like a damn look-and-find puzzle

[trueloveistreacherous]

[shitpostingkats]

I forgot how hilarious The Juror #6 job is. The episode opens with Nate trying to socialize his crime daughter by having her do civil service. "There is not some evil conspiracy lurking behind the curtain of every routine civic activity." *four minutes later* "Uh, apparently there is an evil conspiracy lurking behind the curtain of every routine civic activity." Brent Spiner plays a hippie spiritualist pharmacist. We have to get Parker from thinking hiding knives in food is a good prank to having her charm an entire room of people. The kids leave for the day and Nate and Sophie line up at the door; they hand Hardison his briefcase, Parker her sacked lunch, and they present Eliot with the exciting news that today is the day he is going to be hit with a car.

[lindseymcdonaldseyelashes]

Leverage 2x1 - "The Beantown Bailot Job"

[eliotspencersgf]

Leverage x Onion headline

[bisexualeliotspencer]

Eliot: I stay close to protect Hardison and Parker. I suppose I’m third wheeling but if that’s what it takes to keep them safe then so be it

Hardison: Eliot is our boyfriend. We take him on dates all the time

Parker: he hasn’t figured it out yet

Hardison: I suggested we tell him

Parker: but this is more fun

Hardison: yeah it is

[happyyellowhamster]

It's so hard being the only non-OT3 shipper in the fandom. Like I just love the idea of big brother Eliot. But I respect yall nonetheless. Just stop using the mother fucking Parker/Hardison tag when you mean OT3!! Like damn yall have your own tags!! And I'm not even just talking about here i mean on the fanfiction sites too!!

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[leveragecentral]

Leverage + Textposts 2

[my-beloved-lakes]

[terapsina]

Your favorite ship involving an Actually Good Relationship with Healthy Communication and Much Adorableness!

[ghostlyarchaeologist]

Happy Star Wars Day, everyone!

Leverage S04E03 The 15 Minutes Job.

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[lindseymcdonaldseyelashes]

Leverage 2x9 - "The Lost Heir Job"