#harleydellarte

[khaotunq]

something about character development but it's the actor. (apparently people found this post funny.)

[nyehilismwriting]

i know people have done fanart of the aliens but is there any official art of what rhaxa might look like?? i have mild aphantasia and struggle with visualising things i've never seen before

there isn't any official art - for an idea of what they look like, there is some awesome fanart in the bug lore tag, but i haven't officially done or commissioned any art of them😔

[sparklyeyedhimbo]

ahh the old art of flirting with the help me button up my shirt 😂

this is so no practical..but what did @harleydellarte once said

[khaostache]

singlelogbridge > harleydellarte

i’m back

[gallusrostromegalus]

my dogs never liked blankets but this winter she really warmed up to it

PUNNY!!

[clementineviolet]

so i haven't been on tumblr all year.... opened it up yesterday to the Situation and now i'm back in twdg/violentine hell

(continued) but in the best way

OMG WELCOME BACK!! thank you for rejoining we love gay content and also contemplating the implications of our video game decisions

[maulthots]

Luke lying to protect Ollie and then telling her the truth  |  requested by @harleydellarte

[fimbry]

"#god i hate roaches lmao" was somehow really comforting to read bc i have this unnatural fear of roaches and now i know i'll never see one here (i have literally gotten injured getting as far away from cockroaches as i can)

I frickin... can’t stand roaches. I can’t get over the ick/pest factor.

One of the scariest moments of my life was when I was in Hawaii with my family, and mom left a box of fried rice from dinner in the car. This was just after dinner and we left to go out walking around the town, got an ice cream, etc. We get back to the car, and my husband says “don’t look up, and get out of the car.”

There were roaches... everywhere. All over the damn car, especially on the roof of the car. There were too many to deal with in the parking lot and we had to drive back to the hotel in a ROACH COACH. I was whimpering and screaming the whole way whenever I thought one touched me. Traumatizing.

We bug bombed the car the next day and fixed that though but JEEZ. I can’t do roaches. You’ll never see a pet roach on this blog.

[antivanrogue]

harleydellarte

if you kind of stay back and find a mid range weapon, you can take care of them pretty easily, theres also a lot of high ground in the bunker scenes that you can climb on and shoot down from a safe distance

avriellerogue

The game is a gift, and it's not all scare town. The jokes get soooo good! I don't know if I like Uncharted 2 or 4 best, but gosh, you have so much fun in store!

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thank you both of you!! sorry for the delayed answer, i didn’t get these til this morning, but these are both super helpful <3 i appreciate the encouragement. i’ll keep going with it! i super want to get to the later games too :3

[omegastation]

harleydellarte replied to your post “i've seen a bunch of cora is related to TIM theories. are they based...”

personally i think they forgot what TIMs real name was

It’s possible. I remember us talking about how Bioware needed someone to keep the lore coherent, a lore keeper who will check things like that. I think that person even has a name/specific title with Star Wars.

[sparklyeyedhimbo]

oh yeah the good old trope..oh no i need a gift for my girlfriend, com lets go the the perfume store and i let you smell my hand for 100x times

help me

like there are clearly these cards in the store but tol choose this like he thought or not and went yeah... i have to pull this one out one more time @harleydellarte (i edited a bit so we can use it for more people)

man tol and his gay little crush that is blooming on this funky doctor man

[onewingedangels]

harleydellarte replied to your post “it would be so much better if devs could’ve made fast travel in...”

like how was a supposed to know asking that one question would block off getting that secret

harleydellarte replied to your post “it would be so much better if devs could’ve made fast travel in...”

the other thing that would make it better is ability to actually save and load old saves

yes, YESSSSS, I ALSO WANT SAVING A GAME MYSELF, like whats up with the devs for not making a manual save????

[sapphim]

@harleydellarte replied

i would commit violence to hear more of your viv/bull thoughts

I’m not particularly coherent tonight so I’m just gonna gesture vaguely at their banter while flailing about wildly because that’s essentially the sum of my thoughts.

Iron Bull: You know, Viv, you're not bad with that staff.

Vivienne: You will address me as Enchanter Vivienne, Court Mage to the Empire of Orlais, or Madame de Fer. Not, "Viv."

Iron Bull: Oh. Right, ma'am. Sorry, ma'am.

Vivienne: Hmm. Yes, "ma'am" works as well.

I’m just??? Immediately right out of the gate. Hello, ma’am??? Who just does that??? It’s not like there’s an age or experience gap here, I figure Bull’s in his mid-late-30s and Viv in her mid-40s. Bull, sir, she got you pegged immediately. And compare Bull’s opener here (”you’re not bad with that staff”) to his opener with Cassandra (”that’s some good armor”) where he was also leading in to flirting.

And he's got a type???

Cassandra: I enjoy fighting at your side, Bull.

Iron Bull: Same here, Seeker.

Iron Bull: Put some horns on you, you make a pretty good Qunari.

Like???

Iron Bull: Are you sure you're not, maybe, just a little bit tamassran, ma'am?

Vivienne: My dear, I don't believe there is such a thing as "a little bit tamassran."

Iron Bull: All right, point taken. But you're pretty tall for a human. Maybe there was a Qunari there a few generations back?

And she leans into it???

Vivienne: I understand that under the Qun, mages are tightly controlled to protect others from their power.

Iron Bull: You don't need to worry. I have no intention of trying to leash anyone.

Vivienne: I never worry, darling. A leash can be pulled from either end.

Like????

Iron Bull: Enjoying the great outdoors?

Vivienne: The next time we make camp I intend to construct a bath. I need you to find me fresh water.

Iron Bull: Yes, ma'am.

Is this not shameless flirting??? She knows what she’s doing!!! They both know!!! The cheek, I swear!!!

anyway bull is a service top thank you for coming to my ted talk

[lyriumrain]

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[khaostache]

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[clementineviolet]

i just feel like you need to know i wrote fanfic about bloody mary from twau where she was in lesbians with the white lady bc ghost stories

UMMMMMM but WHERE is the LINK @harleydellarte