#hashbrownies

[cowboyfreddie69]

first time making space cake wish me luck boys

[heliopauseentertainments]

I wish you would write a fic where...

Fic Idea: Flashback to Drift in the Circle of Light as Mr. Andistan'dhin (ace attorney) on trial for murder he did not commit. flash forward to present day, fingers snapping in his face 'hey bro you there? did you eat my forever weed brownie?' Drift embarrassed and distraught, says 'uh no' etc. leaves, swords getting stuck in his bead curtain. Megan does not know what a 'foreverweed brownie' is, Magnus attempts to explain in very technical terms, Rodimus signals to Megs to meet him in his office later as he has one and can share it

I remember when you originally pitched this to me while we were playing AA6. It's so ridiculous. Almost as ridiculous as your Coffee Kwest 3 pitch. For the record though, Andistan'dhin very much did the murder. I know what you're trying to say, but it was a very significant thing that happened.

Anyway. Uh, here we go. I can't do a continuous piece for this one right now, it's just not coming to me. I tried.

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The banging of the gavel on the sound block stopped the cacophony of aghast voices in the hall of justice.

Drift stood at the witness stand, hands gripping the banister in defeat as he braced for the worst.

"Drift of Rodion," the magistrate started, "on the murder of Wing of New Crystal City, the court finds you ... guilty."

The snapping of fingers in front of his face made the court disappear, leaving only yellow fingers waving before his optics.

"Hey. Hey, bro, come back. Yoohoo."

"Rodimus...?"

"Did you eat my forever weed brownie before meditation class?" Rodimus knelt in front of him in the dim office that had been repurposed as "mental wellness" space by the ship's command team. Ultra Magnus and Megatron were sat, uncomfortably rigid on cushions around the center of the room. "I was saving that hashbrownie for afterward. Bro. You jacked my hash, man."

"I, uh... no!" Drift stammered, "Class dismissed!"

He scrambled back away from Rodimus, clambering to his feet before staggering through the door. Something caught on his scabbards, yanking him to the floor.

The offending atmospheric bead curtain collapsed on top of him.

"'Forever weed brownie?' Rodimus, I don't follow."

"Well, Megatron, I believe it's a label referring to the intensity and duration of the chemical high produced by the consumption of the...."

Magnus's voice trailed off as Drift willed himself to disappear.

[t4tbedehopmar]

OCNGRATS ON THE BITCHES KOHA 🎉🎉🎊🎊 ESPLODES YOU (lovingly(

THANK U MY SILLY HASHBROWNY!!!!!!!!! EXPLODES INTO A THOUSAND MILLION COTTON CANDY PIECES KABOOM

[abrahamshipwreck]

Sad I have no lefrovers queechis I brought to a party so my brekkie was garbo cold turkey spready cheese tortilla and like 4 full sheets of graham crackers Im sorry quiche Im sorry hashbrowny eggy cheesy baby I didnt appreciate you

[digital-magus]

McDonald’s Hashbrownies

[hopeless-not-serious]

I was todays years old -holy hell I'm about to be fucking ancient- when I learned that Hashbrowns are not brownies with extra magic but what my economy calls Kartoffelpuffer. And yes, the only right way to eat Kartoffelpuffer is with Applesauce. Not with eggs and bacon like an amateur.

[tumlbr-trasher]

Remus: I think Weed should be legalised , it's medicinal

Peter: Last time you said it shouldn't be.

Remus: Last time I was talking about Hash

Peter/James: Weed

Remus: Hash

Peter/James: Weed

Sirius (Out of No where): Wait both is different!!!???!??????!?

[sxqx7]

I moved to Canada to be with my lover, guys. Congratulate me on finally getting engaged. #engaged💍 #putaringonit #hashbrownies #charlienash #love #twinsies > #wtfisthis <

[davidsvlogs]

do u watch Chris and Andrew? because they're honestly the best

i watch most of chris’s videos, i used to watch andrew’s videos back in middle school/high school but i don’t really anymore

[bestillmybeefyheart]

So am I the only one who thinks the guy in Iron Fist looks like Kelso from That 70′s show?

And hands up if you think the intro is both very similar in feel to Daredevil and so ****ing awesome you watch it each episode just because its so ****ing awesome?

[anonymimhouse]

Trip to Amsterdam🌷

[asifali6]

Te Sareyan Da Rab Rakha🤘❤️ . Be grateful for your existence . #begreatful #loveyouall #sharethelove #theupcoming #traditional #red #hashtag #hashbrownie (at CP) https://www.instagram.com/p/CId5kjDh6ap/?igshid=42yreeo5uyi2

[aliceyabusamesoneball]

"hashbrownie!" wilardo called. ashe looked at wilardo weird and then went back to reading. "hashbrownie!" wilardo repeated.

hashbrownie

[tophthedaydreamer]

More hashbrownie motel redesigns whooooo

Above is Charlie, who I've decided to make the ruler of Purgatory and the founder of the Home for Wayward Souls. (I personally don't believe in purgatory but hey its a cartoon just go with it). She was made by Heaven, out of demon and angel essence/energy. Charlie wants to help the souls that enter Purgatory, but she’s more assertive and less of a doormat. She sometimes feels unsure of herself. 

Next is Valerie, or Val. She’s an angel who offered to stay in Purgatory to help Charlie with the HWS. In this universe, angels tend to have traits of their spirit animals, and in Val’s case: a moth. Angels usually look the most human since they are pure beings. I really hate it when people make angels in fiction act hoity-toity or snooty, so the angels in my version of hazmat hotel are just nice folks who wanna help Charlie. Anyways, more about Val. She’s more chill and level-headed than Charlie (usually it’s Charlie who gets angery because her emotions are less controlled), but in the rare moment she gets mad it’s a truly terrifying sight. Respect the moth babe. 

I’ll maybe write more about how this fictional Purgatory works, but until then enjoys these designs!

[bobgasm]

yo i ate a hashbrownie like an hour ago and im doing pre good feeling freshhhh

[bootlegmozart]

Happy 4/20/20 kids!

make sure you leave out hashbrownies and milk tonight for SnoopDogg