drunkenmantis · 6 months ago
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Shot through the heart And you're to blame Darlin', you give love a bad name (20 & 21/?) <<prev page Next
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xx-sketchy-xx · 5 months ago
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I hit 2k in DA last week!! I’m actually so proud, DA is very slow paced, and is honestly a scarier website (for a lot of reasons lol) all together. I need something to pat my should about guys 🥲
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It’s also basically a redraw of something I made almost 2 years ago!!
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heavenlyraindrops · 5 months ago
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♱Father Forgive Me (For I have Sinned) ~Chapter Twenty Five♱
Lucifer Morningstar x Angel!Reader Fandom: Hazbin Hotel Chapter Twenty Five Warnings: profanity, sexual content, oral (f receiving), blowjobs, p in v sex, cowgirl, multiple orgasms, creampie, almost getting caught (? Idk) Visit the first tag on this post to see all other chapters.
♱ In which the purest soul in Heaven falls from grace… for the Devil. ♱
[Chapter Twenty Five]
Charlie stumbled over to where Alastor lay motionless. Blood dripped from his nose, down his chin and trickled down his neck, and his only newly repaired cane lay bent and sparking. A small buzzing sound emanated from it, and when she leaned closer she realized it was a voice. 
More specifically, Lucifer’s voice. 
“I don’t care- lives or dies. I don’t care at all…It’s- fault she’s ended up-…to save her? Are you- Just leave her for the Vees.”
It was cracked and broken, but it was him. She turned around to see him carrying your limp body in his arms, with such tenderness that made her eyes well.
“Dad.”
He looked up. She pointed at the cane.
“Did you say any of this?”
His brow furrowed as he listened, then his face slowly darkened as he pieced two and two together. Vaggie came up behind the three of you.
“Maybe you and [name] should go inside,” she suggested to Lucifer, glancing at the way he looked at you and smiling. “We’ll worry about Alastor.”
He cleared his throat disconcertedly and nodded. “Right.” 
He entered the building, still cradling you in his arms. Charlie and Vaggie both turned to each other, and their jaws dropped open.
“Ohmygoshdidyouseethat?!” Charlie practically squealed, gripping Vaggie’s arms. Vaggie nodded, eyes wide, and they both stared after the closed door which you and Lucifer had just gone through. 
“I have so many questions.”
“Me too.”
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You groaned, wings fluttering as you stirred. Bedsheets shifted beneath your hands. You shakily sat up, blearily blinking away the last traces of sleep as you took in your surroundings. 
There was a yellow sticky note on the bedside cabinet. You pulled it away from the wood and read it. 
We can talk when you’re ready. There’s a lot to discuss! You can take a bath in the en suite. We washed your clothes for you.
-Charlie :)
You frowned, swinging your legs around the edge of the bed and standing up. The plush carpet sank down slightly beneath your feet. 
What happened?
You looked down. You were wearing a slip and some shorts- fresh. Who changed you?
The clothes mentioned in the note were folded in a neat pile next to the sticky note, along with a towel. You padded into the bathroom, switching on the tap in the bathtub and holding your hand underneath the steady stream of water. It was the perfect temperature. 
Your clothes slid to the floor, and you stepped inside. Sliding inside the hot water, you combed through the feathers on your wings, a weak attempt to preen them. 
A knock sounded on the doors, and you heard a muffled call of your name. Footsteps sounded as someone moved around in the bedroom, and they knocked on the bathroom doors. 
“[name]?” It was Charlie. “You in there?”
Your heartbeat quickened with apprehension, even more so at your lack of recollection of events. “Yeah,” you called out hoarsely. 
“Are you… I mean, can I come in?”
“If you must,” you replied curtly, still on guard. 
You pulled your wings around you protectively as she slowly opened the door, peeking in then quickly averting her eyes. “I- hi.”
“Hello.”
She smiled apologetically. “I was just wondering if you’re doing okay.”
You didn’t have a response to that. Your hands gripped the sides of the bathtub as you moved to stand up, and she flung her hands in front of her face. “O-oh, no, don’t get up-“
“Oh, right. Forgot.” Your wings fluttered slightly with the cool air that hit them before you sank back down. Charlie’s lips twisted into an awkward smile as she tentatively made her way to the bathtub, as you squirted shampoo into your open palm.
“Am I in the hotel?” You asked flatly, massaging the foam through your roots. She blinked.
“I mean- yeah. Don’t you remember anything?” 
“No, not really. Just coming here to get Vox.” Your fingers combed through your hair slowly as you stared at her, waiting for her reaction. Her lips formed a small ‘o.’
“That explains a lot. Like why you’re so tense.” She instinctively leaned forward with eagerness to explain the situation to you, but you pulled away, pressing your back to the cold, wet, tiled wall. “You… had a little… uh, I don’t know how to explain it. But you transformed…” she waved her hands around vaguely. “And kind of lost control, so my dad kind of had to… uh, what’s the word? I don’t know what to call it.”
You raised an eyebrow. 
Charlie snapped her fingers. “He tried to calm you down!” You could tell by her awkward grin that those were not the right words to use.   
“And? Let me guess, it didn’t work, and he had to knock me out-“
“Oh, no, it worked. You just passed out. Must have been exhaustion.” She rubbed the back of her neck, looking away. “We… talked. He told me… stuff… and I-“ she sighed. “It must have been rough for you these past few days- I mean, a lot must have happened. You must have had a lot of emotions to handle.” She offered a small smile. “But, you’re here now, so maybe we can all talk it out! I mean, now that you’re a bit more… stable.”
“Wow, thank you,” you said dryly. She cleared her throat. 
“So, I’ll leave you to it.”
Her footsteps faded and the door shut. You shuddered, lowering your head back into  the water. Your hair spread in the water, curling around like tendrils of smoke. You closed your eyes.
You didn’t know how long you stayed like that until memories began to seep back. You opened your eyes. The water lapped at your skin with every slight movement. It had turned lukewarm with time. Your fingers had begun to prune. 
You stepped out, beads of water rolling down your skin as you dried your hair and pulled on some proper clothes. You tugged a comb through your hair, hoping to undo the tangles, and a few knocks sounded on the door. You immediately knew it wasn’t Charlie- 
Your heart leapt as you reached for the doorknob.
“Lucifer,” you breathed, not knowing what else to say. He looked at you, almost sick with nerves. Your eyes flew down to his rumpled shirt and disheveled hair. “…Hi.”
He stared at you, slightly flushed. “Hi.”
Your lips twisted into a bashful, awkward smile. He didn’t return it, instead stepping towards you, and this time you didn’t step away. He noticed, and suppressed an elated grin. 
“Can we… talk?” He fiddled with his thumbs. “Properly this time. No…” he waved his hand. “Blowing up at each other or making accusations. Just. Talk.”
You smiled, eyes tired. “I’d like that.”
He let out a small, relieved chuckle, mostly at your expression. You patted the spot next to you on the bed. He sat down next to you, eyes falling to your lips, then flicking back up to meet your eyes. 
“Firstly, I just wanted to start with-��� he ran his hands through his hair and sighed. “Whatever Alastor showed you, or made you listen to- it wasn’t true. I mean, it wasn’t real. I never said any of that.” His hand inched towards yours. “He showed us a recording of your voice too, which is why I…” he trailed off and looked away. 
“It’s okay,” you murmured, creeping your hand towards his too until your fingers were intertwined. “I didn’t-“ you sucked in a harsh breath. “I didn’t react well. It’s just… so many things were happening and I’d lost so much and the thought of you leaving too I-“ tears welled up in your eyes and your throat closed up, so you quickly looked away. “I should have thought more.”
Lucifer smoothed back your hair. “It’s fine, angel, it’s fine to feel.” You swallowed the lump in your throat. I will not cry again. He was wearing a soft smile. You wanted nothing more than to trace the curve of his lips with your own, to steal his breath away, but-
“I was worried too, you know,” he murmured, fingers still on your skin, now brushing your cheek. “You didn’t contact me for ages.” He let out a deep sigh. “You know I would have come to you when I’d heard you’d fallen sooner.” 
You nodded wordlessly. You both fell silent, the only sound filling the room your breathing. 
“I’m sorry,” you whispered again, hyper aware of how close your faces were. His gaze softened.
“You don’t have to say that again, you know,” he chuckled. You bit your lip.
“What are we now?” You blurted, and immediately regretted it as you watched surprise register on his face. “I mean, I get it if you don’t- after everything, I mean it’s been so long so- and all the shit I’ve caused-“ your face turned hot as he placed his thumb on your lip, brushing ever so gently. 
“Now why wouldn’t I want you anymore?” He asked, voice so quiet only you could have heard it. 
“I-it would be understandable-“ you cut off with a sharp inhale as his thumb pressed down, parting your lips ever so slightly as he leaned forward, eyes falling closed. 
You leaned into the kiss eagerly, his lips meeting yours with the desperation bottled up over the time you’d spent apart; his hands fell to your waist, drawing you closer to him as the kiss heated up. His tongue swiped over your bottom lip, and you let out a small moan, giving him access.
But at the last second he pulled away, both of you fighting for air. You opened your mouth to say something but he dove back in again, crushing his mouth on yours, his passion tasting far sweeter than anything Heaven could have given you. You whimpered as you both fell back onto the bed, and then did he finally pull away again, panting, face breaking into a breathless smirk. 
“You’re with me now, darling,” he murmured. You flushed as he began pressing feverish kisses to the corner of your mouth, trailing down to your jaw, neck then collarbone. “And I think we have some proper catching up to do, hmm? What do you think, angel?” 
All you could do was let out a small moan of agreement as heat pooled in between your thighs, one of which he grabbed, hooking it around his waist as he pinned you down on the bed, before another sloppy kiss, slipping his tongue into your mouth.  
A lustful haze clouded your mind as he slowly rolled his hips against yours, sending a wave of pleasure into your core. “Fuck, I missed you,” he growled against your lips, moving back down to your neck to suckle and bite, leaving as many marks as he thought it would take to show you were his. 
You gently pushed him away and he looked up at you. “Wait, we can’t… right now-“ you glanced to the door, and the lock clicked into place. Lucifer smirked at you. You shivered. “What about Alastor? What are we going to do about him?”
He scoffed. “Are you seriously talking about him right now?” You squeaked as something brushed your waist. His tail. Your face burned hotter than the sun. “If I remember correctly, you have a favour to return.”
“Do I?” You squeaked, as his tail wrapped itself around your waist. He grinned, running his tongue over his sharp teeth. 
“Mhm,” he hummed, fingers tracing down the column of your throat, the dip of your collarbone, to the collar of your top, and tugged slightly. “This comes off.”
You scrambled to get it off, hands shaking, as he pulled away from you, then crawled back into his lap, palming the growing tent in his trousers. He flinched. “Wh-what are you doing?”
“Returning the favour,” you replied with the most innocent look on your face that he almost came right then and there. “Like you told me too.”
He bit his lip feverishly as you pulled his length from his boxers, swiping your thumb over the tip. You looked him straight in the eyes as you gave it a few languid strokes, making him hiss. 
“That’s not what I- you don’t need to-“ You pressed your finger to his lips, giving him a coy smile. 
“I think I do.” You lowered yourself in between his legs. “It would be unfair, right?”
He nodded shakily, suppressing a whimper as you gave the head kitten licks, hand still gently on the base, before dragging your tongue along the erection. He let out a small moan and you grinned. 
“Enjoying this?” You teased, tongue slowly tracing a vein. He flinched, breathing hard, as you kissed the tip, and let out another breathier moan as you wrapped your lips around the head of his cock and slowly sinking down. You felt his hand tangle through your hair as you began bobbing up and down, his whimpers and groans slowly growing louder at your agonizing pace. 
“Fuuuck… yeah,” he gasped, hips bucking up into your face. His head tipped back, chest heaving. “I think I’m gonna cum-“
You simply hummed in response, sending vibrations up his shaft, tipping him over the edge. His hand in your hair tightened, hips moving in tandem with your movements and fingers tangling through the strands as his hot load coated the inside of your mouth. You swallowed it down, gagging slightly as you pulled away, licking your lips. He stared at you. 
“You swallowed.” His voice was barely a whisper.
You simply grinned in response, pushing yourself off of him. He crawled towards you, pinning you back down by the hips, his hands trailing down to your trousers, hooking around the waistband and tugging down. “Off,” he said, still dazed.
You pulled it off of your legs and threw it to the side, where it joined the growing pile of discarded clothing on the floor. He grinned, rubbing the dark, damp patch visible on the crotch of your panties, making you whimper slightly. His expression darkened. 
“You like what we did last time, right?” He hummed, lips brushing the lobe of your ear. You nodded feverishly, bucking your hips, grinding against his hand with a small moan of his name. He just chuckled in response, ducking down, hooking one of your legs over his shoulder. His teeth sunk into the softness of your inner thigh, the pain and pleasure making you writhe as he licked the mark he’d left to soothe it. 
His finger hooked around the waistband of your underwear, tugging it slightly as if he was testing it because the next second he tore it off of you. Your heat pulsed with excitement as he tossed the remaining fabric onto the floor, suckling at your inner thighs, lips trailing closer to your pussy. 
“Where’d you even get black lace like that anyways, a newcomer in Hell?” He hummed. His eyes had turned blood red, and they were staring at you. You flinched, tipping your head back with a small groan as he kissed your clit. 
“S-someone gave it to me,” you whimpered, mind flashing back to when Velvette had lent you new clothes to wear. 
“Someone?” He chuckled, the deep sound vibrating against your core. You threw your hand over your mouth to stifle a particularly loud moan. “Not another man, I hope.”
You shook your head feverishly, screwing your eyes shut as he licked a long strip up your already soaked entrance, his long, long tongue hot on your skin. You let out another choked whimper as he pressed his thumb to your clit, breathing out slowly. “Good,” he murmured, then delved in. 
You jolted, back arching and hips bucking as his tongue pushed its way into your folds, clutching at the bedsheets as you tried not to let out any lewd sounds, yet a few gasps and whimpers slipping past your lips as his tongue circled and flicked at your clit. “Oh, fuck, Lucifer-“
“Mhm?” He hummed, and the vibrations shook you harder this time, shockwaves into your whole body. “Tell me how good it feels, darling.”
“So good,” you gasped, vision blurring. “So so good…”
His tongue traced letters across your clit- was he writing his name? And you could feel tears form in your eyes as his fingers spread your folds as he pressed his face in between your thighs, lapping at you like a starved man. Your whole body shook. 
Holy fuck. 
“You taste so good,” he groaned, and the words almost tipped you over the edge. 
“I think I’m gonna-“
“Go on, angel, you deserve it.” You could feel his smirk against your skin as you came, the orgasm crashing over you like a tidal wave. Your muscles numbed, legs shaking as he pulled away from your dripping cunt. 
He crushed his mouth against yours again, knowing full well you could taste yourself on him. You tangled your fingers through his hair, whispering praises, begging him to fuck you, and it made his muscles tense with a need so intense he’d never felt before. 
“I want you inside,” you whispered before nibbling at his earlobe, your hands trailing down his shoulders. You felt him tense underneath your palms, and he licked his lips before wiping his mouth. 
“Yeah?” His voice was hoarse, eyes lidded with lust. You nodded, biting your lip as you looked at him with the most pleading expression you could muster. 
You felt his cock, hard again, rubbing slickly against your cunt, and grinned through biting your lip. He let out a shaky breath, positioning himself against your entrance, and you tensed with anticipation. 
He froze, seemingly thinking, then smirked. “Beg for it, then.”
You blinked, face burning. “Wh-what?”
He rolled his hips, rubbing up against you. His tip caught your clit and you whimpered. “Beg for it,” he repeated. “Show me just how much you want it.” 
“You’re quite-“ you choked on your own words. “-You’re quite cocky, aren’t you?”
He tilted his head. “Sin of Pride, darling.” You hummed, trailing you hands down his arms, then back up to grip his shoulders and flipping him around. He blinked in surprise as you straddled his waist, grinning down at him. 
“All that just so you don’t have to say a simple please?” He huffed, his voice dissipating into something shakier as you slowly dragged your cunt up his erection, slick with precum, and hummed. 
Without any more words, you positioned yourself above him, slowly sinking down onto his cock. He hissed as you did so, hands finding their way to your hips, squeezing down on the soft flesh, fingers tracing circles into your skin as you rocked into him. He tipped his head back, stifling a groan as you set a rhythm, each rut of your hips into his sending pain sparking into your cunt. 
“Fuck, this is annoying,” he hissed through gritted teeth, and you froze, looking up at him with questioning eyes. “H-having to be quiet,” he explained. His eyes shot to the door, and he rolled his hips against you, his cock hitting the perfect spot that made your head spin. You clamped your hand down over your mouth to muffle a moan. “See what I mean? Fuck, angel, when you move in with me we’re gonna be as loud as we fucking want, right?”
“Y-yeah,” you gasped with another thrust upwards from him, too cock-drunk to register the implications of his words. His grinned, his sharp teeth glinting. 
“Good,” he hissed, thrusting again. You whimpered at the fiery throbbing sensation deep in between your legs, gripping his shoulders as his hands on your hips squeezed tighter, moving you up and down on his cock, slick with your arousal. 
Someone knocked on the door.
You stared at him in horror, freezing, but he put a hand to his lips. “Who is it?” He called. 
“Dad, it’s Charlie. Are you guys okay? It’s just been a while since you went in there.”
He smirked at the look on your face, languidly rolling his hips. The deep kiss of his cock in your walls made your eyes roll back, seeing stars. “Yeah, we’re fine.”
“Is [name] still in there?”
Where the fuck else would I be? You thought dully, but another thrust made you almost double over, panting hard as you dug into his shoulders. You stared at him, eyes pleading as you shook his head, but he just grinned. 
“Yeah, she’s right here. We’re fine, right [name]?”
“Y-“ Another thrust, even deeper as he pressed you down against his crotch. You bit your lip, screwing your eyes shut and forcing down a moan. “Yeah,” you replied. Your voice was slightly hoarse. 
There was silence on the other side for a few seconds. “Alright then! See you guys!” Charlie’s voice was as cheery as ever, before her footsteps faded away. You glared at Lucifer.
“Are you kidding me? That was so risky. What we got caught?”
He lifted you up slightly, guiding you on his cock, and you almost forgot your frustrations as the pleasure overtook you. “But we didn’t, did we? Relax, angel.” And you did, legs shaking as you resumed your pace. 
“I think I’m gonna cum,” you mumbled feverishly. He let out a breathless, exilarated laugh, accompanied by a particularly brutal thrust. Your vision glazed over.  
“Fuck, me too,” he gasped, fingers digging into your skin, sure to leave marks. 
You bent down, crashing your lips onto his, kissing him with fervour before you pulled away by a centimetre, whispering against his lips. “Cum in me, Lucifer.” 
And he did, inside you, coating your walls with his hot cum. You jolted, your own orgasm crashing around you in waves, legs shaking with stimulation. You pulled away from him, quivering, his cum dripping down your thighs. 
“So, are we…” he paused, trying to catch his breath. “Are we good now?”
You nodded, snuggling up to him and burying your face into the crook of his neck. He threw his arm around you. “Yeah,” you breathed, letting yourself smile softly. “Yeah, we are.”
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a/n: lmk if you enjoyed! :3c
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thanksalotangel · 15 days ago
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WHY ARE YOU SELLING BOTH SODA, AND SALT? WHO DOES SPESIFICALLY THOSE TWO THINGS?
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I think you misunderstood what kind of coke I sell…
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getlucifertherapy · 3 months ago
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I have seven followers already!
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enlightenedrobot · 3 months ago
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Oh my god can you believe they got fucking Voovsiepoop to animate in the new Weird Al Video? I mean look at this shit!
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They turned Weird Al into a Twink goddamnit! Does Weird Al Yankovic not know that Vaginapop supports cannibalistic incest?
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Look at this horrid smut. Where's Weird Al's wrinkles?
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Oh my god, it's so blatantly off model. How the hell did this get through? I can't believe Weird Al would collaborate with Voofziefish, who as we all know, personally sunk the titanic.
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stwah · 14 days ago
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Love Your Smile! || Hazbin Animatic
Y'all like my redesign of Alastor? 😩
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socksarelost · 9 months ago
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Husk pixleart
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I love his design so much
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bloodmoon24 · 3 months ago
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Was messing around the incorrect quotes generator cuz I was mostly inspired by ur partner with xer chazmint quotes and I wanted to fuck around with them - anyway, here's sum w/ staticradio, mixedtime and, introducing, chazmint to the mix :)
Melissa: Hey, what have you two been doing? Kitty: we were helping Papermint with his wedding vows and we were kicked out of their house for making it inappropriate. Travis: How is “Nice ass, Chaz” inappropriate?
Vox: Guys, I’ve been meaning to tell you… Alastor and I are dating. Alastor, Velvette, Rosie, and Charlie: gasp Vox: Al, why are you surprised?!
Bezel: Hey, I was wondering, have any of you guys ever seen Chaz's bedroom? Vox : No, he refuse to let any of us visit. You know what that means. Trazuil, nodding: Dungeon. Bezel, nodding: Rich. Alastor, nodding: Homeless. Feedback, nodding: Secretly in the mafia. Vox: What? No, I meant he's messy. What the hell is wrong with all of you?
Chaz: You know, when Bezel comes over, Trazuil can get a little… Vox : Psycho? Papermint: Scary? Alastor: Drunk? Chaz: All three.
Trazuil: Look, last night was a mistake. Bezel : A sexy mistake. Trazuil: No, just a regular mistake.
Vox : Dom or sub? Alastor: I guess Domino's, since I don't go to Subway that much. Don't see why you'd put them in the same category though.
Alastor: Hey, I’m getting in the shower. Wanna help me out? Vox : …Have you never taken a shower before?
Bezel : You look good in that hoodie. Trazuil: You know where else I'd look good? Bezel , zero hesitation: My bed. Trazuil, at the same time: By your side- wait, what?
Trazuil: look Bezel , I'm not slut shaming you but… Trazuil: Actually yeah, I'm TOTALLY slut shaming you.
Alastor: Vox , what do you call people you go out with but don’t try to sleep with? Vox : …People?
Vox: Is it still visible? Where Alastor slapped me? Bezel : Your face looks like a don't walk signal. Chaz: Your face looks like a photo negative for the hamburger helper box. Trazuil: A palm reader could tell Alastor's future by looking at your face. Feedback: The phrase 'talk to the hand cause the face ain't listening' doesn't work for you, because the hand is your face. Vox: …A simple 'yes' would've sufficed.
Papermint: Chaz kissed me! Bezel : Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Papermint: It was unbelievable! Bezel : Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Vox: Okay, we wanna hear everything. Bezel, get the wine and unplug the phone. Papermint, does this end well or do we need tissues? Papermint: Oh, it ended very well. Bezel : Do not start without me! Do not start without me! Vox: Okay, alright, let’s hear about the kiss. Was it a soft brush against your lips or was it like a, you know, “I gotta have you now” kind of thing? Papermint: Well, at first it was really intense, you know? And then, oh God, and then we just sort of sunk into it. Vox: Ohh… So, okay, was he holding you? Or was his hands on your back? Papermint: First he started out on my waist and then they slid up and then they were in my hair. Bezel and Vox: Ohhh. meanwhile Chaz eating pizza in the apartment: And, uh, and then I kissed him. Alastor: Tongue? Chaz: Yeah. Travis: Cool.
Chaz: Are you an F5 key? Because that ass is refreshing. Papermint: Are you a software update? because not right now.
Papermint: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine. Chaz: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again. Papermint: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns?? Chaz: Is it working?
I am very proud of myself 4 doing this >:D
-📼 anon
Hahahahah!! I love these! I even recognized some of these!
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nicodibomb · 6 months ago
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Gaze upon my fellow cannibal.
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mlm-blues · 5 months ago
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dont tag my posts with hazbin hitel shit i'll kill myself
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vexedallay · 6 months ago
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casually binged all of hazbin hitel last night
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heavenlyraindrops · 6 months ago
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Can you do an x reader with anyone really. Mainly Alastor and Lucifer. But for a reader that has a lot of bad headaches and migraines! Just some comfort/fluff :) thank youuu❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
ᴍɪɢʀᴀɪɴᴇꜱ——> ᴀʟᴀꜱᴛᴏʀ/ʟᴜᴄɪꜰᴇʀ x ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ——> ɪɴ ᴡʜɪᴄʜ ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴄᴏᴍꜰᴏʀᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡʜɪʟᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀ ʜᴇᴀᴅᴀᴄʜᴇ.
Warnings: profanity
Hi anon! Thanks for the ask. I tried my best! Alastor’s is platonic, and Lucifer’s can be interpreted as either platonic or romantic.
——> Alastor:
“God, fuck,” you muttered, clawing at your hair. You pressed your hands to your temples, massaging them slowly in a desperate attempt to attempt the migraine that had been pounding your skull for the past half hour. 
Alastor sat up. His coat was off, sleeves rolled up in an attempted moment to relax with you, but now his brow furrowed in concern at your strained expression. “What is it, dear?”
His static-filled voice did nothing but intensify the throbbing ache in your head, and you hissed through your teeth. “Stop,” you muttered weakly, drawing up your knees to your chest. 
He cocked his head to the side, reaching towards you, but you pulled away. “Stop what?”
“That- radio, static, thing you do. With your voice.” The words tumbled out from you as you managed to push them out through your pain-filled haze. He shifted behind you, and you sensed his presence nearing you. His arm gingerly circled your shoulder, an awkward offer of comfort. 
“Like this?” His voice was low. 
The radio static was gone.
For a moment you were too stunned to feel your headache as you looked up at him in surprise. His signature smile was plastered across his face as he chuckled, and you exhaled in disbelief. 
“Feeling any better, dear?” You shifted to get more comfortable. His natural voice was low and smooth- he’d even dropped the transatlantic accent. He sounded completely different. Your ache began to ebb, more dull, fading away. 
“Better,” you sighed contentedly.  ——> Lucifer:
You groaned, massaging your temples as you tried to abate the dull, pounding headache at the back and front of your skull. Lucifer glanced at you, his attention caught by the action.
“What’s wrong?” He sidled closer to you, a concerned look painted across his face. You buried your head in your hands, vision hazing as the ache relentlessly beat at the corners of your eyes. 
“Headache,” you mumbled, rolling over and burying your face in a cushion. He sighed and you felt his arm meet your back, soothing. 
“Anything I can do to help?”
“No,” came the blunt reply. He blanched, then you rose your face to blearily blink up at him again. “But lie here with me.”
He gave a low chuckle. “Alright then,” he murmured, lying down next to you as his hand moved to your waist, pulling you closer to him. You let out a slow breath as you turned over into his chest. 
“Better?” 
“Much.”
You felt the warm press of his lips against your head, and shivered lightly as your headache thinned out a little. “Thank you.” His warmth encircled you, snuffing out your tenseness like a candle. His fingers trailed along the side of your face, brushing away a strand of hair. 
“Anything for you, angel,” came his soft reply. 
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thanksalotangel · 3 months ago
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How's the porn star doing?
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I’ve been doing great! We’re even in the works for a new film!
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Although Lucifer has been getting more attention than me in our blogs…
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getlucifertherapy · 3 months ago
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Because da duckies taste nice. You should try one. And not feel at all guilty for eating your favorite animal who didn't do anything wrong against you or the humanity. It just swam in a lake with it's family peacefully when you took them out for a taste. Don't feel guilty.
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Now you just sound like Alastor… Also, I would 100% feel guilty if I ate one.
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namelessandred · 7 months ago
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Demon Emily | Hazbin Hitel (Forbidden Fruit)
What do you think?
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