#hazbin niftious

[homucifer-ryotan]

A few weeks ago I saw some posts predicting that Niffty x Sir Pentious could be a thing in the show, and this was the first thing that came into my head.

(Also this meme is mostly a joke that I'm fine with not being canon and reposts for this meme are okay, just please give credit).

[hazbinrarepairs]

Rarepair Quiz Part.7

[deeply-unserious-fellow]

Huh. Guess my weird ass theory's been disproven already. Welp, was fun while it lasted ig. Glad I got my sketches out yesterday. Time to pack up my crackshipping gear and speculate abt these 2 :)

[stupiddexter]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Hazbin Hotel (Web Series) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Niffty/Sir Pentious (Hazbin Hotel) Characters: Niffty (Hazbin Hotel), Sir Pentious (Hazbin Hotel), Charlie Magne | Morningstar Additional Tags: Hurt/Comfort, Fluff, Swearing, Unresolved Sexual Tension, Self-Harm, pretty mild but tagging it for filtration purposes, poor niffty is not having a good time Summary:

After Angel Dust's comment toward her, Niffty is afraid that she really is a mess. One unlikely ex-bad boy is here to reassure her, though.

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Niffty: [on the phone] hi~

Sir Pentious: I'm busy right now.

Niffty: Would drinking 18 cans of red bull to stay awake and clean be bad for my health?

Sir Pentious: I'm on my way.

[this-hazbin-quoted]

Omg!!! He so cute!!!!

I love him! Thank you do much! 💖💖💖💖

@this-hazbin-quoted

I liked his colour palette.

[petitprincess1]

Can't get caught up in shipping drama, if you approve and like almost all ships.

[flower123wf]

What Your Favourite Hazbin Hotel Ship Says About You

Varlie / Chaggie : You’re a fan of being gay, sticking to canon and keeping it wholesome

Charlastor / Chalastor : Your ideal date involves wacky hijinks, after which hilarity ensues. Also, you made a fan-child for this ship

RadioDust : You are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of not wanting your dick sucked

Alastor / Husk : You are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of getting dunked on

Cherri Bomb / Sir Pentious : You are a firm believer of MEN👏GETTING👏PEGGED👏

HuskerDust / AngelHusk : This is like RadioDust but you also want good things for Angel Dust and really, who wouldn’t?

SpiderMoth : Your ideal relationship dynamic is flirt/tsundere, also you’ve been around the fandom long enough to know Vaggie and Angel Dust were planned to be a couple during development

Katie Killjoy / Tom Trench : You laugh at below-the-belt slapstick comedy, or you watch anime where the main love interest is a raging tsundere

Vagastor / Vaggstor : You wish a woman would just hold her blade against your neck, and would it be too much to ask for her to slightly tilt your chin with it?

Lucifer / Alastor : One day you decided, “You know what’s better than one fucked up edgy boi? Two fucked up edgy boiz!”

Vaggie / Charlie / Alastor : Man fuck a ship war, you’re just here for a hell of a time

CharlieDust : You weren’t surprised when this didn’t show up at first, and you are a sucker for bad boys getting soft for the personification of sunshine

SirDust : You just love the thought of Sir Pentious getting blushy like a shoujo protagonist

CherriDust : You think ‘Bonnie and Clyde’ is a severely underrated relationship dynamic

RadioSnake : This is like SirDust but kinkier

Chusk / Hurlie : You love the ‘Savvy Guy and Energetic Girl’ trope

Charlie / Sir Pentious : You’re convinced a villain should take a day off from their world domination plan to have tea with the hero

CharlieBomb : You don’t understand why the preps and punks have to fight each other when they could just kiss each other

Vaggie / Charlie / Cherri Bomb : You could never miss the pun of CHARLIE’S ANGELS, also Kristen Stewart can step on you and you’d say thanks

Angel Dust / Alastor / Lucifer : You think nothing else says ‘boys will be boys’ quite like a bunch of chaotic frat boys with homoerotic tension

Tom Trench / Angel Dust : One of your favourite AU prompts is one person reluctantly going to a stripper club and falling in love with someone after a lap dance

AlZy : Ya like jazz?

Lilith / Lucifer : You aspire to have a relationship like Morticia and Gomez Addams

Lucifer / Angel Dust : You are a weeaboo who wants to fuck dads

Angel / Charlie / Vaggie : You always ship the trio of best friends in every show

Vaggie / Sir Pentious : You are a morosexual, any amount of big dummy energy from someone can and will leave you thinking about having a romantic candlelit dinner with them

Alastor / Niffty : You’re all for evil villains and their goofy, loyal sidekicks

Niffty / Husk : This is like Hurlie but with more of a height difference and the girl had a metric fuck-ton of caffeine

(26/11) EDIT:

Angel Dust / Lilith : You know Charlie’s mom has got it going on *Stacy’s Mom plays*

Husk / Vaggie : You think there is no power that brings people together stronger than the mutual hate of one (1) deer man

Niffty / Sir Pentious : You want Niffty and the Egg Bois to kickstart an official fan club, complete with embarrassing photos of Sir Pentious printed on t-shirts

Lilith / Alastor : Either you theorised that Alastor is Lucifer in disguise OR you’re favourite couple’s song is The Masochism Tango

Baxter / Niffty : You enjoy the idea of short gremlins teaming up to dismantle the corrupt hierarchy set by tall people, preferably by busting kneecaps

Angel Dust / Baxter : You’re just here for some twinks

Charlie / Niffty : You’re just here for some femmes

Cherri Bomb / Crymini : You’re just here some butches

Cherri Bomb / Niffty / Crymini : You’re just here for a whole lotta hot pink

Crymini / Angel Dust : You’re a sucker for bad peeps who don’t play by the rules

Vaggie / Cherri Bomb : You believe there’s nothing more attractive in this world than women who can fuck your shit up

The Gay Egg Bois : You’re one of those people who post pictures captioned “Yeah we gay, keep scrolling”

(6/12) EDIT:

Egg Bois / Sir Pentious : You just want good things for the Egg Bois and it involves getting shot with his ray gun

Vaggie / Crymini : You think the concept of ‘opposites attract’ is highly overrated

Vaggie / Niffty : You think the concept of ‘opposites attract’ could not be highly rated enough

Alastor / Human Alastor : You’re crippling addiction for Alastor got so bad, you had to resort to taking the phrase ‘love yourself’ to its logical extreme

(16/12) EDIT:

Husk / Arackniss : You think there is no bond that brings people together stronger than the mutual exasperation of one (1) slutty spider

(26/01/20) EDIT:

CharVox : You like the pervert/cinnamon roll dynamic AND you want to see Alastor get jelly

Vox / Alastor : You like the concept of bickering married couples, but you love the bickering aspect more

VoxVal : Your favourite dynamic is just assholes being assholes together

Valentino / Alastor / Vox : This is basically a dommy competition for who can lewd Alastor first

Crymini / Baxter / Arackniss : You ignore the main cast in favor of quirkier side characters

ValAngel : You’re just like “*slaps Angel Dust* this boi can fit so much angst in him!”

[alastarlie]

I will be running Niftious Week with @sesukytes.  This is an art I did for the advertisement and twitter banner.     The week is still being planned.  Stay tuned!

[blackcrystalkitten]

Could you draw niftious?:)

👍

[ghosthatter]

🐍: Ahem! Lady Niffty! If you don't mind, would you like to have dinner with me?

🎈: I have to clean up!!!! Or, you can clean with me.

🐍: ...! If you want, I'll be glad to!

[randomcollection-o-stuff]

I made a new meme format for y'all

This was meant for tomorrow but I am impatient. @vivziepop I hope you never see this😂😅

Here's the original

Go nuts

[hazbinrarepairs]

Rarepair Qiz Part.6

[deeply-unserious-fellow]

Haha guess what I just remembered lmao

[ancharan]

@razzled9 good ship, best ship, thank u for bringing this into our lives

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Sir Pentiuos: Listen...I know I was not allowed to rip out exotic trees that only bloom at very specific times but I had my reason.

Charlie: WHAT WOULD THAT BE.

Sir Pentiuos: It's valentines and Niffty deserved an exotic tree that only blooms at very specific times.

Charlie: Are you out of your god damn mind, you could have just gotten roses or chocolate!

Vaggie: No no, Charlie... Pentiuos has a point.

Charlie: He does?

Sir Pentiuos: I do?