#hazbinned val

[angie-long-legs]

"Good morning! Rise and grind! Time to get that bread!!!"

"Are ya fuckin' kiddin' me? Why the fuck are you up so goddamn early?"

Val usually slept til noon (or later). The unexpected peppy attitude of the pimp did not bode well for his star performer.

Angel shoved his head under his pillow.

"Five more minutes!"

[slobstir]

[meandtheyeehaws]

if val doesnt swoop in with his bigass mothman wings to save his fellow Vees from peril in season 2, then did hazbin even hotel

[kuzakat]

Goddddd, the way Vox turned around and arched backwards into Val.... WHORE 🫵🏻 BOTTOM 🫵🏻🫵🏻🫵🏻

[dragons-hoard-of-fandoms]

So now that all the Sins can legally be in the same room together can we get an episode where it's just

[sparklingsora]

im working on more veeswap au stuff to show you folks but in the meantime take this polyvees shitpost (quote from what we do in the shadows)

[mintaikkcorpse]

When they're awful people, but a fun power couple

[triona-tribblescore]

Its like miraculous ladybug with how bad his vision is- (Died over the layout good luck trying to read it in order im sorry- TwT <3)

[raspberry-rampage]

tfw you're the only one in the group not obsessed with some has-been

[bibluebutterfly]

These two are the epitome of evil, abuse, and literally everything wrong with mankind. WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY SO CUTE???

[willosword]

heartbreaking! the worst people you know refer to each other with affectionate pet names!

[angie-long-legs]

"Why don't you ever get me anything on your birthday?"

"Why the fuck would I get you somethin' on my birthday?!"

"Nuggs only gets a present cuz I don't know his birthday. You celebrate yours fa like, a month!"

[ellydrawsstuff]

MEAN GIRLS MENTIONED!! Cue "Meet the Plastics" from Mean Girls the Musical

[smthaboutusss]

just saw a tweet that made me laugh bc I immediately imagined it with them AKSHS

[coffeecatcraze]

It is not lost on me that Charlie and Vaggie were initially not doing great against Adam and Lute...and then proved Carmilla was so fucking right.

Vaggie is absolutely FUCKED here. She's been in this position before, with Lute looming over her spitting vitriolic judgment, Vaggie's blood on the ground. Back then, she couldn't stop Lute from taking away her wings, her eye, her home, and her purpose. But now? She has more than that; she has love, because she has Charlie.

When Lute threatens Charlie, everything changes. Vaggie fucks her up immediately...and shows "mercy" knowing that being forced to live with part of herself gone (her arm was CRUSHED, no way was she getting it back), the shame of defeat, and the knowledge that someone she's been looking down on so completely is responsible for it all is a fate MUCH worse than death for Lute.

And Charlie? Charlie's insanely powerful but has no clue how to use her power to its full potential because she's never had a reason or desire to fight until now. Even when she's being strangled, when she's pissed-off and vengeful, she can't really tap into that power. But then Adam comes at her dad and is about to catch him off-guard.

He's about to hurt—possibly kill—her dad, who she's finally building a good relationship with; her dad, who just showed up to protect her despite the risk of politically turning this battle from an act of defiance by a willful princess to an act of full-on rebellion by the King of Hell himself. She reacts on instinct to protect her father and stops a hit that destroyed Alastor's shield. And she does it effortlessly.

Carmilla was right. For these ladies, at least, the need to protect someone they love, no matter what kind of love it is, is exactly what rallies them to come at enemies who were just kicking their asses and absolutely dominate.

[nedeeress]

This how Val's interaction with Ozzie would look like