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toastytrip · 10 months

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Loser can't even push a shopping cart of like 5 things what's wrong with this guy (made for @orgonongurlz :} )

#bcg #big city greens #bcg chip #chip whistler #norm alguy #he 100% passed out after this #gay people amirite #shopping cart #menial task moments #computerchip sweeping all over the place!!!#hiii grady :}

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marcobodtlives · 7 months

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Bros the type of man to walk into walls ‘cus he’s too busy staring at the person he loves to pay attention

CULPRIT

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baderpfulu · 7 months

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Reigen tells Mob the truth but it's Acnh

S3 ep12: "Confession"

"It was a lie... it was a lie from the very start... The truth is, I don't know a damn thing about how selling turnips actually works." -Reigen

They go get ramen together. The End. :^)

#making mob's ugly shirt was fun lol #also reigen maaayyyy have a concussion after getting his head hit with that giant rock... but you know...#that's not going to stop them from going to their favorite ramen shop #that's somehow still standing even after everything that went down 🤷‍♂️#though... he MigHt pass out before they make it there... oh well.#mob psycho 100 #mp100 #mob psycho #mob #reigen #shigeo kageyama #reigen arataka #shigeo #mob and reigen #acnh #animal crossing #animal crossing new horizons

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swan2swan · 10 days

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Keep your eyes on the road at all times.

#jurassic world: camp cretaceous #jwcc #camp cretaceous #camp cretaceous: hidden adventure #yasmina fadoula #darius bowman #ben pincus #there are so many things I love here #besides the reminder that Yaz is in fact The Mean One #this might be the ONLY time she's mean to Darius's face #...okay at the start of season two she was being sarcastic with him #BUT #I think my favorite thing is Sammy sitting there frozen in fear #also ben and darius's adorable smiles #and the fact that Darius is thinking about how Smart a T. Rex is and how this is Actually a Compliment #while Yaz (who knows nothing about dinosaurs) still believes thee walnut-brain thing #brooklynn and kenji pulling up in horror but only AFTER the danger has passed #it's all perfect #(also it would be really funny if Sammy was just about to cast out a “hey by the way Yaz do you like girls?” play here)#(and Darius interrupted her)#(just...the classic cliche “Big Bold Romantic Step Forward Interrupted By Wacky Hijinks” trope)#also the fact that darius speeds UP when he takes his hand off the joystick #that was 100% his fault #he is thirteen years old #poor kid

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possamble · 3 months

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Do you have any plan to make some kind of bonus chapter or oneshot about marcille's perspective in little creature? It's not like I'm asking you for it ofc!! it's just that i think it'll be interesting to read, and especially since you had those tags about marcille after her fight/outburst with falin and how you couldn't add it to the fic because the fic is from falin's perspective

Probably not about anything that happens during a little creature, but maybe something before or after? Sometimes I do like to do "the other character thinking back to events while doing stuff in a sequel" oneshot type thing, but we'll see how it shakes out!

#asks #a little creature #i will say #Marcille was firmly in denial and just Not Thinking About Her Feelings #the dinner scene was the first crack in her self delusion but it was still there #then the last chapter was it finally shattering as she saw Falin kissing someone else and experienced Elf Shrimp Emotions #just insane intensity furor and jealousy #she was about to fucking blow up #and then the confrontation happens and shes literally in shambles #cant think everything hurts #just barely scraping enough braincells to thank kiki inbetween enormous hiccups and sobs that shake her entire body #sees laios. slaps him. collapses into his arms sobbing and apologizing again #he cant actually understand what shes saying through the blubbering but hes doing his best to comfort her #to be perfectly honest im not 100% she even has the space to process 'i have feelings for falin' in full clarity #the 'why did seeing her kissing someone else make me feel like i wanted to die or kill someone' doesnt like... click #not until she gets over the mess of 'how could she say that to me didnt i do enough'#'didnt i love her enough does she care so little for me that she cant even bother to think about how i feel'#'does she care so little for me that she doesnt know that i would die for her i HAVE died for her and killed for her'#'how could she not know that she was nothing less than my whole reason for living for so long'#... i guess thats what shes blubbering at laios but it just comes out as like #'howcouldnbwhebwsbebwbendoesbdhemotbbwkowbblblbllvlbl'#snotting into laios's shirt #its ok. she'll be ok. like laios has to carry her back to her room because she latched on and didn't let go until she literally like #cried herself to exhaustion and passed out.#but she'll be okay. after maybe another day of moping she finally has her White Woman Moment of looking at herself in the mirror #and admitting that she's in love with falin and has been for a while

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seaweedstarshine · 4 months

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RIP Krakoa 🌹 I can’t lie I’ve been kinda behind since midway through Fall of X I’m gonna catch up before my first SDCC this summer but I hear Vulcan didn’t see much action anyway. Anyway my hand slipped and I found myself looking into the eyes of my canonically psychotic son the best Summers brother who’s never done anything wrong in his entire life, (he’s done lotsa wrong things but I love him more for it)

#canonically psychotic = he canonically has psychosis. (not in the ableist way in that hes evil. which he is. lemme enjoy problematic rep)#Gabriel Summers #art by seaweed #words by seaweed #X-Men Red #the Gabriel hate during the Krakoa era pffffft. was 100% from ppl who didnt read the Rise and Fall of the Shi'ar Empire #“he attacked Storm” hes also a genocidal dictator who tortures ppl for catharsis. drunkenly coming at Ororo is the least bad thing he did #“he's a douche” mother of all understatements. now get this man back w his boyfriend who he forced to be his best man under pain of death #Gabriel fans LOVE that Ororo beat his ass. he deserved it. it was a fake discourse made up by a certain segment of goddess!Ororo fans #I say as an Ororo fan! Shes my fav A-list x-man🥰 yes Gabe was at a mental low but Ororo didnt know that. that was Scott's responsibility.#psychotic Emperor Vulcan is what we call a problematic mentally ill villain trope. I love him SO much. (okay lets talk)#we don’t know much about his childhood but we do know he spent 2 years in a fugue state after escaping slavers when he was like ten ):#as an “adult”-ish he's uh “mentally” 15 or sumn according to the calculations claimed to him by his hallucination of his actual child self #and apart from THOSE hallucinations. he’s very paranoid to the point of killing his advisors because he becomes convinced-#that they’re plotting to kill him. they aren't. he relies on Calseye to ground him thru his paranoia. and then of course in the Krakoa era #he believes his energy constructs of Petra and Sway who drink with him till he blacks out every single day are real. he isnt consciously #creating them; but he sees them- and bc he’s a godlike mutant his subconscious makes his hallucinations visible. making everyone uncomfy #Charles tries to use telepathy to FORCIBLY reality check him. which of course triggers his trauma. and GABE is punished for it?#(oh plus our finding out Gabe got brain surgery done on him by some gods outside the universe offpanel. he never does well with tampering)#and now the writers who pushed Hickman out (also RIP Sabretooth & the Exiles. RIP Hellions) want us to be SAD Krakoa is gone?#yes Gabriel is the mentally ill villain trope. but Krakoa never cared for mutants who couldn’t fit in. who were traumatized. disabled. etc #Alex OF ALL PEOPLE should understand that. ALEX should’ve been there for Gabriel. (why wasn't he. did he hold a grudge for past torture.)#Alex also w Murder-Enjoying Disorder but it was actually treated as an illness and those in authority presented as wrong for excluding him #instead of helping him. which v flawed but Hellions was one of the best mental illness comics? like Zeb Wells was conscious of the genre #but Gabriel was just… cast out. for panicking when his prime traumatizer Charles invaded his mind. he deserved help too #and all because his family were annoyed at him for drinking all night and throwing up and passing out on the floor? for being delusional?#And like- all of the summers brothers are nd (Scott's brain damage; Alex's dissociative episodes; Gabriel's psychosis)#I have nothing to say about Adam X ((I highly doubt he's neurotypical and/or mentally healthy)) ((nothing to say abt him tho))#and Gabes paranoia is 100% rooted in his issues of being made to feel like an outsider. like YES the obvious MUTANT identity but also #he thinks his father abandoned him to be a slave. he's not Summers enough for Scott. hes not Shi'ar enough for the Shi'ar

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svtskneecaps · 8 months

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i had arin for two days and i'm deeply endeared. i miss him. i miss arin, tails.

#qsmp #qsmp arin #the single only good thing that could come from this if arin does not come back is if luzu (the character) returns #worst case scenario we never see cc!luzu again i will be DEVASTATED #i missed any luzu qsmp streams by like a week i think he canonically passed out RIGHT before i got into qsmp #so the only chance i've rly had since then was purg and that was a mess #i got so damn scared when i heard he was contemplating leaving frrrrr #even if he stands by that i'll be pleased we got these two days bc they really Got Me emotionally #but i'm so deeply intrigued on how the code can evolve now that luzu/arin reappeared and closed the thread that summoned the code to begin #(the codes were first after arin; now they have him; now what?)#and considering etoiles and arin were chatting prison day 1 #and the code and etoiles lore have become intertwined #i'd be curious how arin and the code evolve and if/how that affects etoiles lore #i have full trust in luzu in the kitchen i'd be very interested to see what he could cook up #please return sir 🙏 please #as q!luzu or arin idcccc just don't be gone forever ;-;#(know going forward that if i ever say 'i miss arin' i 100% also mean 'i miss cc!luzu on qsmp' that is always implied; constant subtext)#shut up vic #block game brainrot #listen i'm a big fan of new ingredients shaking up established patterns #etoiles shook up luzu's code lore and luzu returning shook up etoiles'#i'm attaching the beaters and mixing the shit out of this ok i'd like to see this in the blender is that too much to ask #man all these tags and i didn't actually talk abt the character as i see it in real detail?#but like eh without the character history i'm reluctant to rly expound on it just know i am deeply endeared #it gutted me when he got dragged off deadass but was also such a cool moment in terms of character reactions #very very cool thank you luzu thank you qsmp

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flowerakatsuka · 26 days

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larry's tag about kurokara looking back on going around the summer festival together and realizing it was basically a date is making me chuckle bc it wouldn't be the only instance of kuroba inviting karamatsu out on what's essentially a date before they're a couple ( not even during that summer. )

#after the yokohama beach trip shenanigans they're casually like #'' hey actually i'm going to this english rose garden before heading back to tokyo tomorrow do you wanna come? ->#you can stay the night at my parent's i'm sure they wouldn't mind & i'm sure ochoujii would love to see you. :) ''#and then they wonder why the rest of their family repeatedly questions if they're dating that night #LIKE. BUD. COME ON.#they get a partial free pass bc the autism + demi combo makes realizing romantic feelings hard to notice in the moment #<- speaking from experience #but also. god damn.#later on when they tell erika about how they have feelings for kara she goes '' eXCUSE ME YOU DIDN'T KNOW THAT ALREADY??? ''#the matsuno side of this is very funny too bc they all immediately recognize it as a date and tell kara to fuck off when he accepts to go #like yeah whatever go frolic through the gardens together TRAITOR we hope you poke your finger on a thorn & sleep for a thousand years #kara realizes it could be a date too but he's kinda accepted that kuro doesn't mean anything romantic by it #he loves hanging out with them and he does love roses too so why would he refuse?#his ass would 100% be running through 500 different romantic daydreams between them the entire time tho #kurokara makes me sick i can't sTAND THEM 😭 /pos #hopefully this makes sense bc i'm about to pass out #ship : kurokara #mj rambles

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magentagalaxies · 4 months

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vent incoming:

got my grades back for my courses last semester and most of it was to be expected, mostly A's, maybe an A-, etc. but i honestly can't get over the fact that my independent study (the buddy cole documentary) was for some reason given a B. like sure getting a B isn't bad per se, I usually get at least one B every semester and i honestly don't really care about what my exact gpa is as long as i can graduate, but come on. this school put me through months of psychological torment over this project and didn't even have the nerve to give me a B+??? i'm still coping with the self-doubt they forced on me and this bullshit is not helping!!

#honestly it's kind of hilarious ngl. especially bc i also got my documentary work counted as an independent study the previous semester #and the previous semester even tho i barely worked on the doc itself #(mostly just planning and putting together the crowdfunding which was still a lot of work but like compare it to the past few months)#they were willing to give me an A (my school doesn't do A+ so this is the highest mark possible)#vs this semester. like i'll admit my final assignment was late and could have been more polished #but i was literally on tour in documentary-mode 24/7 for several weeks. i filmed an entire comedy special! i put together a live interview!#not to mention having to fucking negotiate with my own college censoring the footage they'd promised me of an event i put together #and play nice with a professor who literally outed me on twitter in an attempt to cancel one of my best friends #at this point the ''B'' feels more like a petty grudge than anything else #like ok we can't get away with *actually* fucking over jessamine's grades bc clearly ze did do the work. but let's just give zir a B #like i will admit the audio quality in my final isn't great. and i could have used more polished footage in some sections #but counterpoint: 100+ students were arrested at a protest while i was editing and i was having a mental breakdown #the fact that i finished *anything* is goddamn impressive especially after they essentially conditioned me to hate myself any time i was #working on a project i loved!!!#due to the aforementioned student arrests my college did put out an option where we could change any letter grade this semester to pass/fai #so anything passing wouldn't impact our gpa if we didn't want it to. so i could just change the B to a ''pass''#but really what's the point. ''B'' is still a good grade and my GPA is fine (3.65 on a 4.0 grading scale. 2.0 is required to graduate)#it just sucks that after what i went through last semester i feel like nobody takes it seriously #i was reminiscing earlier about how it's honestly kind of funny how after that professor outed me on twitter #i was at the hotel with scott like an hour later sobbing and having an existential crisis about my relationship to gender #and scott was so supportive but also awkwardly being like #''i know i should offer the crying child a tissue but where the fuck are the tissues in this room what do i do''#and he just handed me a full-on towel instead like oh my god he was trying his best but also so clearly out of his depth #but of course i then had to remember how when i told that story to a different professor to be like ''this is how much scott cares about me #this guy called me fucking UNPROFESSIONAL for crying in front of the subject of my documentary?????????#like yeah maybe so but how DARE you call me unprofessional when a different professor tweeted my full name and gender without my consent #in an attempt to fucking cancel one of my friends for ''misgendering'' me for using pronouns i'm fine with him using!!!#i don't think i'm ever going to be able to forgive my college and i don't know how i'll be able to get through one more semester #that experience genuinely changed things about my psychology that i'm not proud of and i need to work through #so if i have to miss a goddamn kids in the hall event because i have class this november i am going to set something on fire

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toasted-valentine · 2 months

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@pyrotechnicarus was right, that tv can fucking glow.

#i saw the tv glow #isttvg #the set design dude #the world is just decaying around Owen as they’re dying from the inside out #everything starts losing color and we stop seeing Owen out in the bright sunlight #the only shot that’s there that’s nice and bright and wonderful is the one of maddys burial spot #the split second pause after the drive thru worker calls Owen sir #like it was just physically painful to hear and they needed a second #the fact they just start apologizing for having a breakdown but there’s still time and they shouldn’t be doing that #they phrase it as needing to become a man but really all they’re doing is killing themself slowly over time #i 100% read Maddy and Owen/Isabel and Tara as t4t love where one of them was ready to come out and move on with their life while the other #is too scared to ever change and is stuck in an endless loop of being something they’re not #Owen has the personality of wet grass but that’s the entire point #being too scared to ever be anything more than what is expected and just rotting over years and year and just hating yourself all the while #I love the part where Owen can’t verbalize why exactly their romantic attraction feels wrong #it’s wrong because they’re trans and can’t incision a life as Owen but can’t say out loud that it’s being perceived as a male in #a relationship that is the problem #the jab the dad makes about pink opaque being a girl’s show and how the dad is the one to drag Owen away from freedom in the tv #he’s holding Owen back but they’re so fucking scared to live as Isabel and are just stuck in a cycle of self loathing #but there’s still time #the reason Maddy/Tara doesn’t come back is because there is still time #but Owen has to be the one to commit to being Isabel and no one else is going to drag them into the dirt #it’s their choice alone and their inaction is a choice all on its own #no matter how much time passes as long as Owen is alive then there is still time to change but their inaction is slowly killing them #the fact they find the truth in their own chest dude that’s such a trans thing #where the fuck is my insurance card I’m calling my doctor to start t when the offices open #THERES STILL TIME MAN #THERES STILL TIME

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wizardnuke · 1 year

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there's a ffic in my head. oouuuag. its Cookin

#domestic little character study of The Bg3 Gang after the everything. in this specific playthrough #tav. grieving karlach and also devastated that astarion can't be out in the sun anymore #more than anything i love Aftermath fics. like who are you once the danger passes #the good and bad things that happen to people when they're no longer constantly in survival mode #it takes a lot longer to actually feel safe. and tavelle has been spearheading this group and still feels so responsible for them #takes her a long time to adjust to not being able to have tabs on anyone and she is SO fucked up about karlach #who tf is astarion when he's de-tadpoled and still spawn. he got to be out in th e sun but not anymore. that's sooo sad #tav can and will trawl thru every enchanter store on the planet until she finds someone who can make like a #sunlight protected item for him #very important for this fic that a) astarion doesn't know that that's what she's up to and #b) is worried about her bc she is clearly up to something and it's also like. visibly upsetting her and #c) when she does finally come up with something she crashes into the room to the degree that he thinks she's being chased or some shit #also this tav is 100% not going to stop adventuring for better or for worse. by adventuring i mean. mercenary work #she's throwing herself into fights still. bc she doesn't know what to do with herself And Specifically to rack up enough money to get #that sun shield thing for astarion #and he will have Words for her abt that #also have an extremely silly idea about the enchanter. very obvious silly idea abt who it is. im gonna name him.. tumas pol

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alegocarmadein · 1 year

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Hey hey friends!

Do you want to read a kaf fic that's 1k words and takes like...5 min to read tops that sweet & fluffy.

Well I wrote that! For you! Yes you!

Read it! If you want! Or don't! Leave a comment! Or don't! I love you! Bye! I'm sick!

#this was based off of kane's comment about waking up in Brutus' bedroom sometimes #after he overloads himself on magic and incense #amen brother #we all do that sometimes #have our partners not want to let us choke on incense and *other* to death #so he just picks you up while youre passed out and puts you his room #justpartnerthings #real talk though that was a very sweet comment to put in the episode #not even in a shippy way #just in a my friend loves me way #kane and feels #tbh my fic isnt even shippy #like theres nothin romo about it #so...yeauh! yay for friendship! and partners!#oh and by god i am going to WORK and try to help get us to 100 fics by halloween!#chip in! write a drabble!

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thesingingrevolution · 6 months

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reading my diary entry from 8th grade when the boy i liked so much gave me a kiss on the cheek..

#i went crazy #i was like. 100% sure he was the love of my life #in the entry im like #i was out cold on the floor #and i literally said if we ever actually kissed i would have ended up in the hospital #i know that absolutely yes that would have happened #i would actually have passed out at the very leasr #least #i liked him so so so so so so so so so much #i was literally like #it’s not 20:49pm and i can still feel it on my cheek 5 hours later #IT IS**** 20:49 NOOO #crazy #it wasn’t a romantic kiss btw. we were saying goodbye #for a long school break #i never got to properly say goodbye to him. he never really spoke to me after he broke my heart #and after i wrote a letter to him telling him i appreciated our friendship and i wished him luck back home he embarrassed me #i still remember the pain it was so bad #we have spoken since though. and even seen each other in person 5 years later. but it’s ancient history now #i dont think he knew the real depth of my feelings #anyway about the kiss moment #but it caught me off guard and i literally explained the whole cultural aspect of hugs and kisses it was shsgsgsgahahaj #oh well #such a messy end to a nice friendship #i will never forget how much i cared for you *******#this is so sick #i cant stop crying #sorrt its so incoherent

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eyivibyemi · 10 months

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✧ I won’t really write descriptions for these, but see original post tags for explanation/commentary on the song snippet ✧

#This was literally just off the top of my head improvising words that rhyme (as is obvious from me rhyming the word #'on' with the word.... 'on' (what's going ON my name is ON' etc. lol) but after actually thinking about it this kind of seems a little #sinister?? why is his name on the news? why is he fleeing town? makes me think of of some guy who's killed #someone or is finally getting caught for his crimes so one last stop before he flees town is he returns home to his husband (who he #calls Hummingbird sometimes I guess) and is like 'erm... tee hee.. I can't tell you why but I shall leave. farewell' etc.#also 'I guess I could show you' having a bad implication like.. yeah I COULD show you the dead bodies and evidence of my crimes #but I will spare you from that and simply let you live in ignorance (at least until you see the news at 10.. but I will be long gone by #then.. eating green beans somewhere lol).. ANYWAY.. 100% unintentional but you could actually almost read some sort of meaning #out of this one. until the green beans part ghhbjb.. I try so hard for everything to just be meaningless gibberish #that has no connection but I suppose sometimes a connection can be made. alas.. a perhaps accidentally Dark seeming song snippet #OR alternate theory. uhh... actually his name is on the news for a good reason. he donated all his money to charity and now #he's fleeing town just because he's embarassed to be publicly recognized.. a shy philanthropist OR an evasive murderer #BOTH versions of him like green beans. which is the truth? up to listener interpretation lol.. Also I #still find it immensely funny for some reason to do this lower sounding style of singing. which not that I really care about like having a #Broad Range or something since I don't think it'd even be possible to have one in my position (as someone #with zero musical/vocial training/etc.) BUT because part of what I find fun is like.. experimenting with all different sorts of sounds #and also doing choir type stuff. So then I do want to be able to sound like multiple people.. if that makes sense? I want to have a really #high voice and the a really low voice and have them sing together and it sounds like a duet or something when it's really just one person.#etc. Thus have a passing interest in learning to adopt different singing styles if I can. because then that's funny and I can do a wider #variety of things like it's all different characters or something as if all the song snippets are done by different people or etc.#(maybe just part of the nature of it being experimental).#And the low voice is always the goofiest sounding to me and very 'fake' seeming I guess #like blatantly is just someone putting on an affect or whatever but still in a kind of fun jokey way lol #beepo tag

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mosquitinho · 11 months

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went through the (by far) worst 2 weeks of my life but im still getting out of bed and trying to do things. Rare mental health win

#my cat w chronic kidney disease suddenly got worse and passed away.#meanwhile his brother got sick too and the vets didnt know what it could be after many exams #and then finally after multiple trips to the vet hospital we found out he has late stage cancer #and MeanWhilEeee the house gf + i were renting got completely unlivable and we had to move out in a rush.#the pumbling and the roof were so fucked up that when a storm came around it like flooded the entire place up #so we quickly got my dying cat and his sick brother and temporarily moved in w my family and my dad is a transphobic ass #who has never even said hi to my gf literally 👍👍👍👍 he avoids us like the fucking plague and i hate his guts so much :-)#so now we're mourning titi while his brother luli is mourning too he keeps trying to look for his brother he has never been alone like this #+++ the entirety of my savings + bank account got completely wiped clean after all the vet and hospital visits for my babies #so now we're 100% broke and sad in mourning and living in a hostile home that isnt ours w my dad who hates us . But still....#but still .......#im making sure my cat Luli purrs everyday. im making sure my gf smiles everyday . she makes sure i do to .#we're taking care of each other and doing all we can to live in the midst of all this fuckery that happened all at once in our lives #we're looking for a new place to rent in the near future and i cant wait until we get to a new little home to exist and love freely #and pet our cat luli and smooch him and pet hiMmm and hang pictures of his brother titi and remember him and remember him and remember himmn

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cold-neon-ocean · 1 year

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I'm glad I finally got to disclose one of my favorite Baatar headcanons that being that he sleeps like a CORPSE where nothing short of a divine act from god could wake him up lolol

#LoK Thoughts #[ I think about this so often lolol #but also in addition there are very specific things that can wake him up for seemingly unexplained reasons #on the soft end I imagine that as a dad if his kid makes a single sound he's instantly fully awake and alert to assess that nothing is wron #and if it's all good and he's not needed he passes right back out like nothing happened #then on the other end he'd probably wake up for something dumb like he suddenly realizes in his sleep that #the thread count of his sheets are not to his optimum quality #but otherwise yeah this man 100% slept through the Red Lotus attack and only even found out it happened after Kuvira told him kajsdf #and he was like “dang that's wild. anyways~” LMFAOOO ]

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