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Astarion can i fuckin help you lol
#probably delete later but i find it funny that hes just always being judgemental in the background but bigfoot style#bg3#baldurs gate 3#bg3 rolan#my tav#virtual photography#my screenshots#glad that i get a live astarion reaction in the background for every shot#especially in this outfit where huh they werent kiddin he really is breasting boobily back there#idk if im too fond of it but its fun to play dressup aha#also the BOUNCE LIGHT coming off of rolans face is NUTS
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[marked mature 18+ & general cw stream yeah]
hi hello it's. friday, not thursday. oops! 8/2 6:40PMISH so ISAT stream with my friend squid :]
he’s in act 4, i am in call, AND SPECIAL GUEST!! OUR FRIEND AYA!! we are doing voices, uhh prob gonna guide him thru some more optional content today?
anyway, come hang/lurk/fish if desired! and if not, there's a vods channel (link in parenthesis) if that is preferred!
today's scroll by offering is p2 of a stream-related WIP… wonder what's happening…
…and okay i guess this post can also have. a bonus.
vvv the king breasting boobily or whatever and the related context clip from stream below vvv
two versions as it was important he was bald in one of them u see.
LISTEN!!! SQUID CLIPPED THAT MAINLY OUT OF CONTEXT AND I WASN’T JUST SPONTANEOUSLY SAYING HE HAS BIG HONKERS!!!!
I THOUGHT THEY WERE ABOUT TO SAY IT THEMSELF BUT THEY DIDN'T!!!!! ASDFSAFDSA
he really did me no favors here smh smh /silly
#in stars and time#isat#isat spoilers#<- since in act 4#and i guess because the king is pictured and breasting boobily or whatever the fuck people say under the cut#mea on stream#that image does NOT get to go onto the creative endeavors blog i do not want to jumpscare myself more than i already do with my art ASSDFFA#one day i may scroll back on the stream tag and be jumpscared by this but that day wont be anytime soon lol#fun fact about the king image tho#i sent it to squid first as a stream silly#then later in the day when i joined vc with another pal of ours#he IMMEDIATELY asked me if i sent it to our mutual friend aya#i had not yet ASFSADA#then i sent it and aya our dear friend aya SPEDRAN fanart of king with big honkers#it was glorious#it is not pictured here that gets its own post <3 shes letting me post it ever so graciously and because he thinks its SO FUCKING FUNNY ASF#ALSO I AM ALSO STILL INTENSELY CURIOUS ON#WHO THE FUCK BOOKMARKED THAT CLIP ON TWITTER#CUZ LMAO ????#OKAY that is a long tag talk over stream time WOOOOOOO
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if tumblr is allowing gif icons i can finally make his tits jiggle
#they are breasting very boobily in this particular moment#they always go crazy when he's yelling 😋😋😋#sorry <3#ada speaks
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#his fathers son <3 [tag via sampilled]
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i'll be more coherent and have better photos tomorrow but u guys can all rest assured. this concert was so FUCKING good
#mine#hozier#yeah i know i said i was panicking earlier#it all worked out#and we ended up right there center front#i wore a cute but slutty top & ya girl. was definitely breasting boobily#but u know. i wanted him to know i have nice tits. and now he does#we made friends with the people standing next to us 💕#oh it was so fun#now we're getting dicks to end the night <3 classic seattle night out moments
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so this shot had the strings tremble dangerously in the bgm but i'm just here for the "well the situation is not ideal" face
#liveshrimping#sorry dude sometimes breasting boobily doesn't help </3#omg the magistrate guy is like 'well we have the proof of your marriage and not of your divorce so...' and he ROLLS HIS EYES about it#king shit <3
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i love zhuzhi-lang conceptually but every time i see him i am forced to wonder if his father was just a regular old snags, or was it like a naga situation… did his father pass the harkness test? as the foremost tumblr expert on this specific guy, i was wondering if you have any insights
you've certainly come to the right place! unfortunately the canon information we have about zhuzhi-lang's father is slim.
we get this nice little tidbit about snake demons from shen qingqiu –
The snake race resided on the southern border of the Demon Realm. Strictly speaking, they still counted as part of the demon race, but their true forms took on the appearance of giant snakes. They were born in this form, and as they grew in age and cultivation, a terribly small number would over time shed their scales and take on a human appearance. But even more stayed in the shape of a snake for their entire lives.
[SVSSS Volume 2 – Chapter 12]
and this from zhuzhi-lang –
"My bloodline is lowly, all because my father was a simpleminded giant snake. I had this half-man, half-snake appearance from the moment my mother gave birth to me.
[SVSSS Volume 3 – Chapter 21]
so i'm of the opinion that zhuzhi-lang's father had either yet to cultivate a human form at the time of zhuzhi-lang's conception or at the very least was in his original giant snake form when tianlang-jun's sister got to live out her monsterfucking dreams (good for her MY GOD GOOD FOR HER)
the naga form we often see depicted in fanwork (for good reason, it's fun and sexy) is never seen in canon. so i think it's highly unlikely he was breasting boobily while slithering XD
but! i do think it's likely that their relationship passes the harkness test! just based on the sentience we've seen from other beast type demons and how zhuzhi-lang in his original half-snake form would definitely be able to consent. but we also only have zhuzhi-lang's word about his father so *shrug* who knows!
the only person who could tell us for sure is MXTX 🥺 i'm on my hands and knees begging, please release the forbidden heavenly demon princess x giant snake extra PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
ahem. anyway! these are my thoughts and i hope they were helpful <3
#thanks for asking! i got very wiggly when i saw this notif 😆💕#ask#anon#zhuzhi-lang#zhuzhi-lang's father#svsss
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While I'm on the topic of monster smut tropes that grind my gears... Monsters that take on a human form but the human form is always Generic Washboard Abs White Man No. 3. I never buy smut at romance bookstores cause the dude always looks like a model. First of all... It would be hot to fuck something incorporeal or unknowable.... But SECONDLY even if they did turn human, where are my twinks? My bears? Don't tell me you wanna get railed by a big orc man but he's built like Zac Efron and just has the smallest little tusks peeking out of his bottom lip smh... Why is the guy always a twunk. We complain about male authors who can only make the succubus breast boobily down the stairs but i feel like we're just turning every creature into a standard hot man vampire
Sincerely, a bear-bodied fat butch who loves twinks and big women
#big bear body orc boys and twinky little fae and elf men.... hhhhhhh#monster fucker#monster smut#monster fucking#vent#yes I know there's some good rep out there I've read some of it but it's so wildly difficult to actually hunt down
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alistair, breasting boobily, standing behind his 5'2-3" no-tit girlfriend while they tell the cashier that he asked for no pickles
#aliya amell you will always be famous to me#and also to your titful boy of all time#dragon age#dragon age origins#warden amell#dragon age amell#alistair theirin#alistair dragon age#dragon age alistair
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The Yue Qingyuan hate is so funny to me because people always forget that 1) he tried to tell Shen Qingqiu what happened when they met at the IAC and then was shut down immediately, 2) it’s such a meta situation because Airplane (and MXTX) wrote him like That (aka Oprah “were you silent or were you silenced”) , so there was never a world where he was going to be able to confess to SQQ, he wasn’t written that way. 3) he’s Su Xiyan and Shen Yuan’s foil, of course he couldn’t clear up the miscommunication, that’s Shen Yuan’s role in the narrative.
SVSSS is so interesting because the meta operates on multiple levels of assumed character intent, assumed Airplane intent, and MXTX’s word of god. As a deconstruction/parody of the stallion genre, no one is what they seem at first glance.
Also how can you hate a man unanimously head canoned as having amazing tits?? Why must a character be good? Isn’t it enough to breast boobily with a cool sword? We used to be a proper nation.
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Instead of going into heat, what about rut? :3
I'm just thinking of a silly Earthspark scenario, post-finale. Somehow, Elita and Optimus manage to enter rut at the same time. Quite unusual and troubling since they usually help each other when one of them goes into rut. They haven't had any sparklings, because of contraceptive coding. They've thought about it.
Enter Megatron, who says he'll help out. He's tough. He can take it. But oops! Guess the birth control failed and now he's sparked and wondering just how the fuck this will affect everything.
Elita and Optimus's reaction upon exiting rut and realising what happened is to basically just shrug and absorb Megatron into their relationship. It was just a bit ahead of schedule :3
Sfghjk hmm
Okay so. That's one hell of a situation, and of all the things I'm focusing on I'm trying to figure out how their rut cycles would sync (environmental factors? One of them thought they missed one but nope it's late and thus at a very inconvenient time? A flub in the contraceptive coding leading to it being early for one of them? Should we blame the matrix again. Should we blame magic or stress. Idk.) Because of course I am
Megatron thought he had this all mathed out
He was wrong, Megatron this is why you update your coding, shit expires
I'm betting he was so so worried that he ruined their relationship somehow because I mean makes sense makes sense
Why am I remembering Accidental Accuracy and Breasting Boobily right now
Just a bit ahead of schedule
They were gonna bring him into the fold somehow, they just hadn't planned it out yet. But then alas necessities necessities.
#tfe megatron#tfe elita one#tfe optimus prime#megoplita#oplita#valveplug#mmn yes of course Megs of course
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i was just reminded of this and i need everyone to apologize to widowmaker overwatch RIGHT NOW
i was watching my spouse play cyberpunk 2077 and we were both turbo stoned and it was in a huge gunfight for some quest or something but in the gunfight it saw an enemy sniper and the dude was just wearing a trenchcoat that was worn open on his chest and a golden thong that blended so well into his skin colour it looked like he was just completely fucking naked. he was so far away we could barely make him out but that thing was thwanging. the reason this is so wild is cause it had the nudity stuff turned off so there WAS no thangs but that dude was SCHWANGING
it distracted my spouse so much it completely fumbled the controls for MINUTES and panic guzzled every healing item it had to survive fighting like 3 guys it usually kills in seconds cause of this dude
widowmaker was right. people would see her breast boobily and be so caught off guard, not by arousal but by sheer surprise, and she'd kill them. she was right
(the funniest thing is after killing him we inspected him and he was wearing a completely different set of clothes that FROM A FAR DISTANCE made an optical illusion he was bare ass naked with an open coat on)
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I think the other two already got done so if you're still taking asks for the game can I offer Jakob? Asking bc honestly the scene where he nearly chucks the wheel of.fortune like a Frisbee in the WGRP lives rent free in my head and I need to hear what someone else thinks of him. Asshole of all tome
NOBODYS ASKED FOR JAKOB OR PRIMO SURPRISINGLY i would love to talk about Number One Worst Grandpa Though <3
Why I like them/why I don’t: i looove jakob i dont think as much about him as i do with aporia's other pieces but i love that he is just this completely miserable ASSHOLE of an old man. he hates his coworkers who are also him and also one of them is a child. He's one of the most terrifying yugioh characters to me, he's HUGE and completely willing to kill anyone in the way of completing the circuit INCLUDING LESTER AND PRIMO?!?!? He's so driven by agony and anger and has all the smug I Know Better attitude of all of your worst old conservative male relatives combined. AND THEN THEY MADE HIM KIND OF SAD AND LONELY IN TAG FORCE 6. ALRIGHT!!!! <-- *WILL GET IN THERE AND THINK THAT HARD ABOUT IT*
What I like about their appearance: THE FACT HE'S BUILT LIKE A BRICK SHITHOUSE + THE ONE SINGULAR GIANT EYEBROW IS JUST. PEAK INSANE YGO CHARACTER DESIGN. I LOVE IT.
Do I prefer their dub names or original names?: I do slightly prefer Jakob if only because "Jakob with a K" is just some peak yugioh dub name bullshit maneuver lmao. Jose is also a really funny name for him I do like it.
OTP: I DONT REALLY HAVE ONE FOR HIM. if i think about his devotion to 'God' vs. aporia's bond with z-one i Will start coughing up blood though.
NOTP: jakob/primo i guess?? JAKOB/LESTER ALSO???? DIE IN THAT CASE???!?!?
OT3: not romantic but i love thinking about the Emperors as the world's most dogshit family that is also all one person. Grandpa and his two idiot grandkids he cant fucking stand.
Favourite card they use: Meklord Emperor Granel <3 Terrifying robot war machine with bizarre sea animal motifs but is also an Earth Machine for some reason <33 Slaughter Cannon <333
Favourite moment they were in: like. it's gotta be him RUNNING down the WRGP race track, right. it made me shriek laugh the first time i saw it and it gets me every time. they should have let him run the whole course flintstones style. i think he coulda done it
Least favourite moment: it is bonkers when he throws sherry's bike just Into the Ocean one hand like it's nothing but then theres that weird bit where he grabs her and shes kind of. Breasting Boobily iykwim. and it's just very #yugiohwomanmoment. get away from her old man. etc etc etc
Something I associate with them: all of his tag force story route events feel exactly like this tweet
#ygo posting#asks#anonymous#there is something deeply wrong with him <3 yay yippee YAAY#iliasterliker9000
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Vyvg8vig ifcfi
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Spirit of 1-2ing blorbo against his will lol
He's fine, just pretending
(Cw for a dead body. It isn't graphic or anything; there's no blood and it's just a drawing. But like, she is very dead.)
Genuinely surprised the dead body/edgeworth/other ratio is 2/3/1. Really thought more of the sprite redraws would have been corpses by now, lol. Also, Ralsei Splat is out here being its own thing, I guess, lol.
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RIP Mia, you breasted boobily a little too close to the sun.✊️💀
#the owl house#owl house#toh#toh fanart#the owl house fanart#owl house fanart#hunter toh#toh hunter#floor hunter#hunter wittebane#golden guard#tw death#death#character death#sorrowwolf's art
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I saw your post asking for interaction. What are your Dresden files opinions?
Aaaa so I’m only like halfway through book 3, and I know this is an unpopular opinion but I can’t stand Murphy 😭 so far, I find it annoying that she asks for Harry’s help all the time but then chooses not to listen to him???? And poor Harry is just doing his best 😭
Although I do think she has traits that are admirable. I like how strong willed she is, and I love that she can hold her own.
As far as Jim’s writing, i always have to remind myself that this was his first series, and he started in I think the 90s/00s? It’s the way he writes women that drives me insane. I know that it’s supposed to be kind of a old detective style, but the whole “she breasted boobily” gets old really fast. Also almost every woman so far has been some kind of stereotypical 2000s beauty standard and I’m not really big on that. But I also understand that he’s still writing so I’m sure the style has caught up with now :)
Overall, I’m not huge into present day style fantasy, but this series really is incredible. My fiancé got me into it as he’s a die hard fan and I’m not regretting it at all :)
Edit: my fiancé semi spoiled the whole Susan situation and I’m not ready
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