#he cannot be real
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The sheer quality of this man ❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥
#jared leto#he cannot be real#perfection personified#simply stunning#my beautiful king#i love all of him
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#he cannot be REAL#like i met him but he cannot be real 😭#god he looks SOOOO good#i wish i could see mozart so badly 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#kaz talks
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BILLY LOOKS SO GOOD IN THAT GREY AND WHITE OUTFIT I’M FOAMING AT THE MOUTH
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ICYMI Freddy Carter’s
“Not All Heroes Wear Capes”
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(No directly inserted read more line as you all need more Freddy on your dashboards 😇)
#freddy carter#my husband freddy 💜#he’s so perfect#he’s just so precious#i can’t get over it#how is he so hot#how is he this beautiful#how is he so perfect#how is he so fine#how is he so pretty#he cannot be real
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it’s like, how do u say i run to my phone every time i see a notification bc i think it’s you texting me & every single love song ever made has been written with you in mind & i love that from the moment we spoke, you were able to match my sense of humor perfectly, no prior history needed, and even my best friend in the whole world needed a minute to figure me out, but you did it right away & every time i try to push you out of my life because i’m scared and anxious, you don’t leave, and it’s annoying, i’m annoying, i’m working on it, you know this even though i haven’t told you, and you’re sticking around & i’m really happy you’re sticking around & i’m scared that this won’t last & you haven’t given any hints that it’s ending soon & i want you to like me the way i like you & i know we joke around most of the time, but every time you tell me you want me, i laugh it off and tell you to shut up but what i really meant to say was that i’m hoping you’re not joking, please don’t be joking
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my mood board for tonight bc a man asked to hear me pee very confidently in my dms
#i hate men#leave me alone#he only watches marvel#thats its thats the post#how do u not comsume any other media#like at all#not even supernatural#dean winchester#sam winchester#or like jjba or something#jjba#he cannot be real#idk what to tag this as#slay#what r mens obsession w piss about#no u will not hear me pee#begone bitch#uhhh yeah#yippee#autism creature#no yippees#no more men#do not come after me for this
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why is religious Christmas imagery all so joyful and pleasant? where is the inherent horror of the birth of Christ? A mother is handed her newborn child, wailing and innocent. Her hands come away sticky. Red. Simply by giving her son life she has already killed him. He is doomed from the beginning. Her love will not save him from suffering. Because the thing cradled in her arms is not a baby, it is a sacrifice: born amongst the other bleating animals whose blood will one day be spilled in the name of what demands it. the night is silent with anticipation. Mary, did you know? That your womb was also a grave?
#instant conversation enders for my multiple youth pastor cousins#don’t say it (I’m gonna say it)#The Child is The Price#but i mean come on#as someone who isn't actually even christian the real-life historical version of this is still cursed as fuck#i mean we know that jesus was a person who existed. whatever circumstances he was born in#its terrifyingly ominous to imagine being so unaware of the affect your child will have on the future of humanity#time itself will one day be counted around your birth of him#and all because he will suffer an excruciatingly painful death that you will not be able to prevent#not only that. but regardless of his or your intentions#regardless of whether there is a god#for millenea unfathomable millions will have blood spilled and will spill blood in his name#atrocities will be committed that you cannot even conceive of#and all on his and your behalf#you love your child. its beautiful. but there's horror in what you've done. because everyone else will love him too#and what's more dangerous than that?
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elon musk is a social experiment he has to be
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they're so in love im gonna throw up real quick
#in my defence i had warned you i was going to be the most annoying fucker on earth#what the fuck guys this is too much for my brain to process#they're so in love i want to jump from the balcony#LOOK AT THEM#this is after the blitz and aziraphale had the courage to say CROWLEY was going too fast#MY ANGEL IN CHRIST YOU'RE SO CLOSE TO GIGGLE AND TWIRL YOUR HAIR YOURSELF#michael sheen commiting to make the softest warmest most loving eyes every chance he gets#what and i cannot stress this enough the fuck#my dads (real)#tumblr text meme#tumblr text posts#good omens season two#good omens#aziracrow#ineffable husbands#user purrvaire
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These are so beautiful, art at it's finest 💖💜💖💜💖💜💖💜💖💜💖💜💖
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unreal
#this man is just not real..he cannot be#bts#btsgif#dailybts#bts edit#rékagif#yoongi#min yoongi#bts yoongi#suga#bts suga#usersky
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Ides of March not included bc let’s be real that’s Brutus’s legacy
#ides of march#this could not be less serious I promise#I’m not including real things he did like the calendar#edit: I cannot believe I forgot Caesar’s palace Las Vegas when I’m from Vegas
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in defense of john gaius i too often make references to things no one else around me knows and that's just when i exist daily in the world. imagine being a 10,000 year old immortal mangod and you're also the only being in the universe who knows what a rickroll is. i would go insane
#john muttering kumbaya under his breath is my favorite joke in the locked tomb#he's so real. i cannot lie#john gaius#jod#the locked tomb#tlt#htn spoilers#ntn spoilers#nat og#1k
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Bare skin, bare feelings.
[First] Prev <–-> Next
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#lan wangji#wei wuxian#blood#Imagine coming off as homophobic to your crush so bad he weaponizes a strip tease against you.#LWJ is just having a storm of bad emotions. His tummy hurt real bad and he was just trying to be brave about it!#WWX is just trying to be a good bro and heal his friendcrush. It worked but not for the reasons he thinks it did.#LWJ's shyness is also hilarious here considering they have bathed together before. Literally nothing there he hasn't seen before.#Granted it was a few years back and before he was left to stew in his feelings.#LWJ is more focused on his pride than being responsible and reasonable (getting is wounds treated).#His arc really is about accepting that he can't be perfect. That there is importance in being honest and vulnerable.#The tragedy is that he realizes this way too late.#Pride is the worst sin because it destroys your ability to protect anything other than the smallest crown in the world.#When everyone is gone and you are left alone - was it worth it to feel safe and protected from showing your flaws?#Control over oneself is in conflict with connection to others. You cannot pick both.#Hanguang-jun appears to us as a 'perfect guy' but the truth is that he is the version of LWJ who is done with *needing* that validation.#And this time - He can properly reach out to those he wants to be close with.
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phil is honestly great representation for smart people who can’t speak
#the fact that he called an anagram an algorithm is so special to me#bcus i too will get words wrong and inadvertently make a funny#i am the jester so it’s no harm no foul but the fact that he cannot string together a sentence is so important and dear to me#(we cannot bring up how dan literally cannot form words unless it’s direct stream of thought bcus that is actually a real life clip of me)#basically they’re my dads (is one of millions of gay children)#dnp#dan and phil
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