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avissapiens · 5 months
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Jockbull Summer Week 5 Set A (11/12/23-17/12/23)
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This week was..disappointed in terms of actual progress towards the goal. I kept having Pushup days fall on Days where i was training chest. So there’s been no increase in the max because i didn’t even hit the max this week. I did however attempt to integrate a different mode of reaching the new maximums where i do it in sets starting small and then aiming for the final set to be 40+. But idk, i think just going one and done has seen the best overall increase. Gotta get back on track.
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Nil on this front save for the comps i’ve already got going. I did also rope my best friend of a decade into the push up comp and he is already on my heels after a week which makes me really proud but also really pissed.
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The Item for this week is another shirt. I threw this out because i realized that i have to pay more attention to my colour scheme if i want to get my aesthetic on point. This is another cheapo, over-sized Grey sweatshirt. That dull grey just washes me out. It’s not a shade that speaks of distinction, but blandness. I have an alternate to it that's in black and I think that one looks a lot better on me despite being the same type of shirt. That said, I may regret having chucked this one when winter finally rears its ugly head again. But its summer and we vibe.
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Dewds, this one is like so fukin fun rite? Like i feel so godamn Chad when i’ve got this voice goin. I had like an hour long convo with my brah @jocksupremacy an like i know duder was getting chubbed up listenin to me. I even like tranced the fuck outta him just with the voice. It was super rad.
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If you would have told me that hypnosis would be a major plot point in this hot man fighting anime i would have laughed in your face. And after seeing exactly how it manifests I’d laugh even harder.
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Kind of funny but the day after i wrote the stuff about over-thinking the approach to new dudes, I went and just did the thing. Dude i’ve seen around suuuper regularly. He’s never seemed to grow all that much but his strength is fucking impressive. Crazy Prs. Name’s Henry and he’s going into Uni next year. Stuck between a Compsci and an Engineering degree which frankly is what everyone seems to be getting into here. Seems cool as hell, disarmingly broey voice.
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taldigi · 5 hours
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What makes the dynamic between Joker and Maruki so tragic? I mean, other than Maruki being one of the few adults Joker trusted only to betray him?
I mean, that's kind of it, isn't it?
Joker and the phantom thieves whole m/o might be "getting back at shitty adults" but their kindness and heroism never once stopped at kids. From random momentos missions to your confidants, its all about proving their justice and seeking to save others from opressive authority.
But so rarely has an adult come so honestly and kindly to Joker than Maruki had. At the point in the story he's introduced in- Joker doesn't have anyone but his friends. Even Sojiro is still cold twards him and your other adult confidants are skeptical or distant still. His parents having to give him up and the cruelty of police burns bright in his mind still.
And here comes the doctor. He comes in with patience, and kindness, and generosity- and offers him a choice to sit at his table and share or not share. He is genuinely interested in what Joker has to say and values his input. Joker, who's words and claims and actions have been consistently met with threats, retaliation, or venom.
Maruki is one of the few adults that trusts and believes in joker from the start, and even up to and the end he always respected and cared about Joker- up to the end he always gave him the choice. There was nothing stopping him from snapping his fingers and making it all go away. Nothing stopping him from applying his sleeping beauty fate, except mutual respect and desire to have Joker see things his way.
He wants him to make a choice and he's wanting to make that choice in his direction. But he never took it away from him- and he met him and his ideals in battle. Thats the crazy thing about him is that.. everything came from empathy and love and a deep desire to protect people from pain he's felt before.
And Joker considers it, he falters, he agrees- because he wants the same thing Maruki does.. happiness, safety. You think it doesn't break his heart to see Haru and Futaba's parents back in the picture? To see his best friends happy- a Shiho without having to suffer from her experience or his best friend able to chase his dreams without pain?
But it goes against everything Joker believes in- what the phantoms believe in. They killed a god for that exact reason. But maruki is a man- a man with flaws. A man Joker is willing to almost get himself killed for as they hang off a crumbling palace, and a man he's willing to accept a ride from after all the shit he's done.. and let him guide him to the next destination in his life.
Man maruki fukin.. ugh fans face and ugly sobs
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redraven3093 · 10 months
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Catching Up with Phil's QSMP VOD
3rd July
LETS GOOO
Oh Chat makin Cookies?- HI PHIL!-E-eppy Phil
Oh maybe to Vidcon,- I mean French is in fire rn.
Ok QSMP TIME
YEAH-yo wtf??? The qusest today?
Ah Super Hero theme today eh?-ah it cant fly now eh?
A GIANT SQUID??- nah fam they are not doin that- a leo Themed?-stream o plaine
OH shit Hi Chayanne- YEAH FUQ THE MISSION
YEAH DÉCOR TIME- concrete?- OH YEAH YELLOW AND ORANGE THEME
Safety first- oh wait its broken?-oh it did?-ugh got bad felling about it
DON’T JINX IT CHAYANNE
?
Yeah its fixed-hopefully
LET HIM COOK-omg god look at that bag
Rare food?- oh shit the end fruit!!-Bone Soup
YEH ADVENTURE-wait why is fit with Dapper?
Hi Dapper- KIDS PLS-KIDS WHY??
Lol the poison Spider- Phil pls- I mean BBH is expensive- OMG BBH DON’T HAVE THAT
Lol dragon magic- OMG THAT’S HOW THE GOT EM???-that’s bs Phil
Oh hi Tubbo
RIGBY 2.0 LETS GOO- a whale?- oh its Dapper
Kitties! :D- oh? The Cat that survived the Big blow ystrday r8??- OH???
Oh shit fit omg- DIAMOND NOT FAKE THIS TIME LETS GOOO
Oh yeah 4th of Jully-YAH FUQ THE MONARCHY
Omg the Island is Fukin with them
Shinny!-Lol fake- SPIDERSS-omg the fancy Twins –
PHIL DON’T MOCK US THAT WAY
Yeah mission are BS rn-oh tempting the gods are we?- lol summoning Cucurucho phil ur son right there
Lol dapper-Lol Chayanne
  OH LOOP HOLE- BECAUSE ITS LEO’S THEMED TODAY FIT.
RAMON NO
Ah yes the Parents Gossip time- Yeah VID CON!-
PFft- FIT PLS- o mg
KIDS OMG PLS NO
Welp they done I guess-Rare fruit time!- 1 done and many bs along the way to go
Ohh cool sword- HOLY SHIT –
Yeah that would be Crazy~-I MEAN-
 OH THAT WAY
WHAT??!!OMG- Phil and Fit  have so many Illegal shit omg
Wat Shulqur?- OMG THEY USE NETHERATE
Lol- YEAH NEW MISSIONS- lol it crashed- Black Mail POG
Omg its still there- break the ruleee
Of course u did phil
Opp there goes Ramon and Chayanne-  boys wil be boys- they all lost it- RAMON NO
YEAHH  CHURCH VANDALATIONS
Phil is so Scared to be left with others egg
Hi Dapper- WTH? Where do you get that thing??- holly shit?- yeah 2009-2013 Vidio game rumours are crazy
Lol Chayanne is clearly alt tabbing
KIDS PLS
Guys pls it’s a place of holly matrimony – what is that?
NO more Marriges- lol
Time to pay I guess- oh god they did miss a few
Lol Chayanne- Yeah Dapper join in!
Lol yeah cmone chayanne why so stiff?- good lord Chayanne is living that admin life rn
Oh kitty- CAT CAT- catcucurucho- holy the cat is immortal
Kil the cat Chayanne- CIA CAT
Oh god Philza and Fit is just a menace
Oh? Chayanne u invited someone?- Dapper pls
OPP WE GOT EM BOIS!- Walter Bob??-Come on dude we just wanna talk
Omg fit pls- YEAH if BBH cant do it then no one can do it
Bad hair btw- oh yeah that ankle thingy-opp rainbow
Best bob
Omg Chayanne is Alt tab- he’s in emergency meeting
Ah! They’ve gone to Ramon’s Barber shop nice
Still waiting- Okk at least we get reconsiderations- Waltuh
Thank yu for yur service WALTUH
It wont break the emergences- break the holly mellon
YEAH CREATIVE
Yeah they all alt tabbing- “in my scientific reason-
Wat if he Forgo-opp wher did they go?
Do you get paid bob?- is it good pay
Lol Hot tub stream- YEAH NEW MISSION
Thanks Bob!- thanks KIDS- ah yes a loop hole
WAT??- new moshrom island
BOAT TIMEEEE-WTF?? A Lost TENTICALE???? IN THE RIGHT AMOUNTS???
Omg the kids was fightin for their life for that thing
Omg- Yey island- ahh brings back memories
Lol Sussy baka Phil- Oh they found one- oh not that one
BOAT TIME- OMG CHARLIE’S Corpse
Oh? An Illegal Villager Farm- BY AYEPIERR?!
Where are the going?
HOLLY SHIT????
Omg dapper pls- HOT NEWBLACK MAIL LETS GOOO- good god this place is confusing
 Oh the found it YEY
Oh no-FIT PLS-Trauma in coming
Fit is a charmer-oh Hey Baghera
Omg that thing is ugly
FIT PLS
Opp Bye Fit bye Ramon
Im really dozing off finishing this Drawings
Hi BBH- oh wait Crimson Forest?
CAT- THE CIA CAT
Yeah give Bad the scoop
Yeah its weird-welp time to chill I guess- oh shiny Fish- NOO it died rip
Still waiting
Weird bunny is so hard to find ugh
Wat is happening with Baghera rn?
Rescue mission?- Yeah get the kids to safety first- opp crashing
Server Close??- are we chill today?- oh hey Tommy
Yeah we back- opp cant see Dapper- uhh not sure coming with them is a good idea kids
Oh noo-welp guess we alone now-shit trauma~-
Yeah Rabbit sound fine-opp BBH? Ah so he did needs help-oh shit where is Dapper?
Dapper pls buddy don’t just jump where is danger kid- wait? Dapper isn’t there?-
oh there is Pomme too?- we cant see her-okk bye
ok following you king- yeah the train is soo awesome
opp guess we still searching
Cucurucho??-yey bunny- is the bunny normal?
YEAH FLIP THE OFF THE TARANTULA- ohno you lost it?
Yeah safety first kiddo
Etoiles???- u okay sir???
Yeah Do your Magic King- oh shit it attacks!- oh no king
Thanks, Dapper-oh shit that wikked
Oh shit- fuq off!- yu won’t fight today?
OH FUCK OFFF YOU BINARY BASTARD
No- Don’t go ANYWHERE near Tallulah you Bastard
Oh they are fuking with us at this point- Fuk
Oh hey baghera
Yeah Those binary bastards are so cruel- they cant attack while election?- opp bye Baghera
Oh hey Dapper wat are yu doing bud?- Omg lol
That’s not how fair trades work Phil
Yeah  the cats are clearly sus like random animals cant just appeared tamed out of no where
And only admins can killem
Opp Red Vine???- of course YOU would find them nice Bad-LOL
OHHH- prteey- okay chayanne stay safe
   Yay it work- BIG LAD-cant put him in a cage- YEAH LET EM ROAM AROUND!
YEAHHHH The Wither Skeleton Head is Cooler
Hah~ it remind us of him
Opp? Oh Yeah no u right Pomme is in way to many danger rn
YEAHHH BED TIME
Aww- yeah you go Rest King-
PHIL no Spoilers for the Spider kid movie
NOOOO
Yeah HOBBIE ANARCHIT SPIDERMAN LETS GOOOO
?? he breaks the rule of frame break?-  omg ANIMATION POG
Hobbie is so cool- yes Brtish Anarchist Spider
Wait who’s Signs is that? OH LEO’S
Kay get some rest Kiddo
Big stress- Lol Chayanne is gone FAST-
YEAH HAPPY 4th of JULY
Go eat yur cake Phil
BYE PHIL
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matthew-and-tirreny · 2 years
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(I'm pure ugly.)
No, I'm being honest, ur average skinny
(no i am i have a fukin uni-brow and ive been called fat by my own great-great grandma)
tirreny:...*walked into the woods asking himself if he is fat or not*
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showerbong · 6 days
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ahEM- popcorn me, marco...
If tumblr deletes this like it deleted the incredibly searing and insightful exposé i drafted four months ago about how my ugly ex used to make a point of plopping his ballsack on the arm of my roommate's $3,000 velvet west elm couch every time we fucked in the living room when no one was no one home (i think there was a line about how his ballsack looked like, a digusting and like deflated Easter Peep.. or like two marshmellows crammed together and melting into one kind of blob on a stick over a fire... ) i will perhaps have to CALL IT, idiomatically speaking, on my life.
ok whatever
here's the story- i've been waiting to tell you something, which is that all you have to do in order to think of a story to write is to just start by thinking of a story and then like, writing it,,,... so okay i'm writing little synopsissss
There's this woman who may or may not be a genius; she's not sure, but she's either a genius and her life really is like, INCREDIBLE; or, she is actually so deluded and nutso, like TOTALLY crazy that she has been, in fact, hallucinating her whole entire life. Like, right now, I guess let's call her Isabelle-- Isabelle is 29 years old and is currently either in Croatia on a private yacht with her like, hot and somehow humble boyfriend who cherishes her but doesn't like suffocate her, who like actually GETS her and who also like can banter back, who like used to be a musician but now just like, owns and runs a yacht charter company so he's gone like all the time and leaves her alone (thank GOD), but he's not a sailor who's heart belongs to the sea like this is a fukin Hemingway story or anything; he, let's call him Art (because hes like an art boy and also bc my ex HATES this guy irl named Art), anyway so Art just like oversees everything with the yacht company but also gets to take Isabelle wherever she wants to go like whenever and he is super chill so he also lets her take yacht trips with her besties by herself and doesn't bombard her with like 27 minutes worth of voice notes while she's gone; anyway, isabelle is either there right now tanning with her bestie Hannah somewhere on the Adriatic sea (lets say Art actually didn't come or whatever he's just like on shore somewhere), OR she's in the psych ward at McLean Hospital in Belmont Massachusetts, hallucinating all of this while she sits in bed on an assload of drugs that she doesn't even KNOW about because her husband Art is actually ugly and evil and his secretly dosing her with [drug of choice], and, without her knowledge, has arranged for her to be the first ever human recipient of a brain transplant from an unknown donor source. Actually, if it is the latter, she's in a secret basement under McLean in Belmont MA, next to a bunch of pipes and stuff, where it definitely smells like piss, undergoing the following preparation (of course, without her knowledge as she is heavily medicated and dreaming about the adriatic, which she's obviously too poor to ever go to, really) in anticipation of said brain transplant, undergoing a series of extensive tests and surgical preparations.
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BOY BUTT
I MET MR KUNT AT BRPADWAY JUNCTION N I HAV HIS MUMBER . n i HAVLOST MI ASS CUZ OF FALLING DOWN THA STAIRS N A POLTERGEIST SOooooo now I HAV BOy butt. n HONEstly I Tink i also lost it from SAYING DED ASS TOO Mucho I maniFesteD it . :-\
iMADE A REMIX OF KISh ME on A GUITAR W A BROKEN N3cK tht goes LIK DIS .
“Kishh me
under the broadway junction stair case ,,
N let my . balls….
Swing swing ,
Oh so freeeee-eeely .”
i reAlized after snorting K mi friendz nailz in the dress aisle of Goodwill dat i will aLwayz AGREE TO THA golden Rule of Lyfe which is to NEVER step on the black part of the crosswalkz U can ONLY step on the white lineZ or u will LITERALLY DIE . N y is it more often than not , the things that we want r not the things we need and i feel like i’ll always be yearning for something more in store but the emptiness can’t b filled w just more of this n less of that n elaine says no one has good or bad luck just more or less of it .
Tha nxt time a strangwrr in a fox- pikachu costume cums up to meh n mi fwendz Wiff a guitar in tha wick n asks to sing Meh a song i will NO LONGER LIsten But buttle it by more fart jokez. Bc it has been yrs i hav had theese shower thoughts/questions/water based introspection: If u fart is it a culmination of all the farts around u cuz Ur breathing recycled farts in the air in side u ???? N on a. philosophical lvl. Nothing is original bitch. No one is original . Not even ur fooking fartsz.
Im tired of being so sexy and also so funny and also people expecting me to be the intimidating and mysterious and sexy person . I believe in kindness and being an internet troll n i grew up ugly n barely am making it to be kind of sexy within the last few years . So stop putting so much pressure on me Bith . Im literally an empath .
im Nvr going to party with scary Ukrainian fashion photographers again in greenpoint even tho they Hav free pizza <best food group> n their bosses r retired sexy models and also the closest deli near them has a free compOoter . N im done being strangers who drink old coffee at 2am’s outlets n shulder to cry on ab their exs w bpd . Cuz im empathetic to dat but also im tryna strictly VIOBE . N the vibeZ were not there . Plus i had an allergy attack n cried in the bathroom . :-/
i <3 waking up to phone calls at 7am/8am after i tried to induce sleep to myself w my 12MG mellytonin dissolvable tabletz N goin to get happie hour b4 it opens n debating new piercings n brainstorming new tattooz n stealing salt shakerz from restaurants w moi best fwendzzzz. It is so fukin Kold in Nyc n im waiting for my seattle he they cutie to move back to nyc so we can give each other allergy attacks by sniffing 2 many flowers at maria hernandez n then claritin n chill . N show them mi plushies . Cuz rn meow dating lyfe is like casual but I don’t need messy ass ppl . N i don’t believe in ghosting bc every1 deserves to have a convo but Meh . Thts objective lol . n It’s pointless to argue or submerge myself in a convo ive already had w someone where they have historically been defensive n Ugh lames . Only dating ppl like 23+ yr old n up now . :-]
I almost slapped the doggone giv a dog a bone dog shit out of the bouncer at purgatory N also this Girl who accused me of “cutting the line” at Elsewhere when i was guestlisted N also this person who narced on me the beg of the Yr at tha party but i chose world peace . N zen . N kava over stogies now . Smh . Miso soup over mala base , red hot chili peppers over deftones . Hot cheetos over takiz. Smh . i rly need my karma to reverse .
werk has been alrite n im soooo sad sag season is almost over . I realized i love cucumbers so much the last few wks n i am not afraid to show n tell ab it . i Love all the saggitiusrss in my life n i hav luved the consecutive bday parties ive gone to the last few weekz in which ppl have fallen asleep in their wolf costumes after doing One bump of K and screaming at Alexa to play Sleeping wiff sirenz. N trying to go to tinas but their hours r weird now apparently so we all end up at Sum random Dunkin Donut Hole place where my ex used to yell at meh at 6am . N i luv all of the he theys i hav met within the last few weekz who drink white clawz n have pretty faces n All the goth girls who also have snakebites who Kiss me n tell me if i wanted a sprite they would buy me a sprite . tho the tru drug of choice here is Vanilla coke , i Am extremely flattered . <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
ive been spending alot more time on tumblr cuz it Just feelzz rite n wayyyy better cuz now PORN ;0 isback here. n idk if yall rly kno but ya . tumblr is likebACK cuz twitter is kinda lamess now. sigh . playing in Parks w ex situationships r fun n even fugging in Bars called Bar r fun but i almost got choked out by my Ali express vivienne westwood necklace at the playground N tht shuld hav been a sign I shuld hav went home. idk y i alwayzz put mi heart on tha line 4 Ppl i kno kant rly take kare of it the way i want 2. Im Goin to b working my last shift at holiday market Thurs evening then going to LA p much rite after s000000. Ima try to pull sum rockstar shit there nalso make 100 dumplings w my mummy for xmas even tho Lunar yr is technically way better n Idk why We as taiwanese ppl even care ab xmas so much butt.
My boy butt says BYE!!!!!!! n Til nxt week ?! <3
xoxoxoX0 , meunster cheeze is not monsterous Believer/civil rites activist/where do i find gahndi fan fiction online/lactose intolerance lactaid pills thtr expired dnt work save urself n ur liver advocate , renny ;]]
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spookssssss · 3 years
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Okay but can we talk about how ugly hannibal is in the movies compared to the actual show? Anyone who says hannibal is ugly in the show can fuck off because its a whole lot better than the movies
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askbadlydrawnromano · 4 years
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...i want his pasta...
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theluminator · 5 years
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1 year ago TODAY!!!!! happy gotcha day bb
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lmolm · 6 years
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Okay but wait Cinderella’s prince is called Prince Charming >_>
so there are quite a few prince charmings? i’m confuse…….. nevertheless young k is the one from shrek now that we acquired this information and he can’t do anything about it 🤷‍♀️
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oncw · 6 years
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i just had the ugliest thought
what if i forget about jonghyun
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666bone · 6 years
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knight-queen · 3 years
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Black Wolves Saga Bloody Nightmare (Common Plot Part 1)
This game covers 200+ memories and but I were to translate them individually, it will take me forever which no way I want lmao. So I decided to make the whole game into parts, specially the common plot. Each parts hopefully ends with a red-splash thing. I know it may sound inconvenient  but I found it as a best option. The main thing I am worried is the selection things because they are so long and I hope God will help me to arrange the whole story smoothly <3
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The sky is weeping. Weeping for grieving over the sorrowful event that is going to happen right away.
Large droplets of rain hit the ground. Some approaching sounds of footsteps mixed with such groaning rain could be heard from far away. Gradually, gradually.
The village which is more likely has sank inside the darkness has yet to notice the impending crisis.
???: ーー...It’s raining...brother.
???: ーー...Hmph. What is wrong, Rath? You are scared?
Rath: No, it’s not….It’s not like that...Brother, it’s raining awfully too much.
???: ーー...Raining? You are wrong, these are tears.
Rath: Tears? …...What do you mean?
???: God of the Weblin is crying. He is feeling sorrow for these humans after all.
Rath: Human...human...HUMAN...I hate them.
???: If so then kill them. Paint your heart with those emotions. Wolves do not need any heart inside them.
Looks like they appeared out of nowhere. Unscared of this rain, two human-looking persons were standing in the middle of the village.
One of them is tall figued. Another one is a young man still in the mid-way of becoming an adult.
Those are the eyes of fellows, ash colored beasts, the eyes which were shining like sparkles, like starving for flames and blood.
???: ーMove forward.
He commanded splitting a single word.
*Wolves howling sounds*
*Village was set to fire*
Female Resident 1: Heeeeehhh…!
Howling wolves are screaming as if they are proceeding by tearing through the rain.
As the people are uproaring in panic, the man’s smile inside the rain deepens.
A beautiful smile that one cannot overlook if the situation would allow you.
???: Kukukuh...Devour it all. These human’s blood, flesh andーーeverything.
Female Resident 1: KYAAAAAAAAAAA!! Wolves!? Why, what are they here....!!
Male Resident 1: Just run…!! Hurry and take our kids to….gh, kyaaa!!
???: ーIt’s pointless.
The howl of wolves that vibrates the dark night. Plus their accumulated screams rise one by one, and the echo disappears in an instant.
The sound that could be heard next was the pulling sound of something heavy. Pulling human bodies one after another.
*BG turns to an wolf eating flesh*
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The next sound that could be heard was the chewing sounds of the wolves mixed with rain-water. Those wolves were slicing humans as if they were nothing more than baits.
Female resident 1: Kyaaaaayaaaaaaaaaa!! Stopp….ughuh….!!
*Blood splash*
An awkward chewing sound was resounded from all around by getting mixed with raining sound.
At the same time, the scent of blood which was not getting erased even with incessant rain spread around. It stirs up the instincts of the wolves as well.
???: Fufh...it has a very beautiful timbre. Human’s shierkings are the best comfort. I hope you will not mind letting me hear more. 
From the shadows of the wolves’ flock, someone stretched their hand by appealing for help.
Strengthless, yet that person was shivering and struggling like has gotten twitched.
???: Just die, shameless.
*Blood splash*
That person has stopped moving right away.
From human, to object. To alive, to dead. From a mass of protein, to a piece of flesh. 
All left now is the despicable sound of water that wolves are using to satisfy their hungry stomach, but that could be heard inside of darkness.
???: More, fill your stomach more. Eat them all….
The male’s heart gets filled with screams and frustration. Meanwhile, a villager seemed to run away in sight of that man.
That person is a villager. His destination will probably be the stable. His intention for now is to ask his neighbouring villagers to help him out by riding on a fast horse.
Once he manages to get on the horse, then wolves or something like that will be unable to interfere with him.
???: ...Guillan.
He muttered by calling that name.
Guillan: Hiyaaaaaa~! What’s up, Arles? Isn’t it just a waste of time to kill that ugly jackass?
Arles: ーIt is an order.
Guillan: Tch, how boorish. ...Well then I am gonna kill ‘em in boldly, ‘kay? Just watch me will yaaa’ー?
Along with sliced-through-wind sound, silver light breaks through the dark night. Then he immediately scratched off the man’s head who was trying to reach the horse-stable.
Resident 1: Guggh…!!
*blood splash*
Slashed fresh blood. But that immediately got mixed and soaked with rain and soil respectively.
*Shoots*
Guillan: I hit itー! Wooooooh! Oi, they’re seriously tiny sized fish. Guess it’s worth it to get more of ‘em still alive?
The headless villager trumple down to the ground with a thud. Right there was a flock of wolves. Soon enough, they could be seen devouring by chewing him. 
They slurp down the fresh blood as they apart the flesh. Gushed and overflowed red with rain droplets have become one and they both are ending up being mud. 
Guillan: Ahh, that guy is fukin’ ugly. Me the great don’t wanna see him, so gonna mess him up.
*Shoots*
Guillan: Hiyaaa! Cool, cool. Kindly just pass away, ugly humans. 
*Another shoot*
Guillan: Hiyahahahah! Now it becomes easier to eat, yah? Eat ‘em more, ‘cuz they are merely chunks of “meat” anyways, kay?
*Blood splash*
Guillan: Ooh, It’s damn boring for some reason. It’d be better if they would fight back more. Just hunting isn’t fun though?
Arles: ーShut up. It is my order.
Guillan: Oh goodness, I smash ‘em all just as you wished right? You knoooow, wolves sob if you don’t compliment them.
Arles: ...Alright. 
*Arles pats Guillan*
Guillan: Kukukuh...I like that side of yours. Oi, shall I butcher ‘em more?
*gets ready the spin-blade*
The young man called Guillan, at his fingertips, there is the dangerous weapon that reaped out the life of the villager is rotating making a humming sound.
It is a weapon called chakram, a weird weapon where one has to bag fingers into it and hurl at the distant target by being very concentrative. 
Every single part of it’s external is made out of blade, the users will get hurt if they make an error in holding that.
The perfect owner of that weapon, that young man, was really suited to using that.
*Shoots + Blood flash*
Guillan: Arlesーwhat ‘bout attacking a bigger place? As you can see, It’s been a while since this miny village’s gone hollow.
They aren’t even responding a thing. Darning borin’. They are fukin villagers after all. Seriously trash yeah?
More, more and more, let’s do somethin’ more entertainingー?
*Shoots again*
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Guillan: Hiyaaa, hiyaaaaaa, hiyaaaaaaaaahーhhh!!! Blooood, blooood, blood-blood-blood-blood, gotta chop off everything wooo!
Although he seems to have lost his mind, at the same time, the Charkram shoot off from his fingertips and hunts the prey by spinning through the rain and wind. 
*Blood splash + stab sound*
Female Resident 1: KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAー!!
His attitude is potent, and his talent is that not only was he able to master a very difficult weapon, he mastered hunting a target very comfortably and easily. That skill of his is very well-known.
Arles: ...Fufh, you are right. We can begin to prey upon a larger city onward. We must make those humans...suffer, more suffer.
Kill more...we must kill them more. We must erase them entirely.
Guillan: Hiyahah! Sounds great...I can’t wait…
Among the wolves as they run, hunt and howl in the rain, those two’s conversations are like talkings between a child and his corresponding guardian.
Right after, Arles starts gazing on the other side.
Arles: ...What is Rath doing?
Guillan: Rath? Oh...you mean that rookie huh. Wasn’t he just hunting the foolish who were simply trynna escape over there. 
He doesn’t seem to like murder thing that much. Don’t really think he is your younger bro.
Arles: ...Rath is still immature. If he abandons his emotions, he should be able to kill humans. 
Guillan: Abandon emotions? He’d feel more at ease if he’d just do fun stuff and stop thinking about troublesome shits.
*Spins his Chakram*
Guillan: Hiyyaaah! ‘Kay then, I’m gonna rampage a lil’ more.
Arles: Do not let even a single one be alive. Kill everyone except wolves, seize the souls of everyone. Everyone.
Guillan: I’m down for itー! Bossー!
The scent of blood, as well as the screams and everything which is happening gets erased in the rain, doesn’t even reach anyone. 
Now this small village has turned into a hunting ground for wolves.
Arles: ...Rath.
Rath: ……
After shifting places with guillan, the young man has shown up as if he gets out from the dark.
Arles: What were you doing?
Rath: ...Nothing particular. I was killing them. Just as you told me.
Arles: Do not worry, Rath. Set on fire after the rain stops.
Rath: ...Yeah. I know, brother.
Arles: We are doing this in order to let it know what happened. We want the foolish subjects of Weblin to realize the existence of us, the wolves.
Take everything away, their houses, lands, and lives so that they cannot even think about coming to these places again.
Rath: ...Big brother, I know.
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Arles: If you know then respond. The leader of this flock is me.
Rath: ...Yeah.
Arles: Rath, do not think about the points that much. Listen to your own insects inside you. Sound yourself more like “kill humans!”
Rath: ...I know, brother. I know!!
Arles: Say it, you will kill them.
Rath: I will kill. I will...kill humans.
Arles: Say it once more. It is an order.
Rath: ...Kill, kill, kill...kill. I will kill...kill...kill. I will kill, kill...kill, kill, kill, kill them.
I must kill them.
Arles: Rath, do not hesitate. You are not allowed to forget what they did to us. 
Rath: Kill, kill, kill, kill. Yeah...I will kill them.
Arles: Alright...time to go. Fire up.
A small nod, then the young man disappeared out of sight just like he faded away in the dark. 
Arles: ...Kukukuh.
The male chuckles as he is glaring at this hellish disaster.
Arles: Other races etc, just devour all of them. Wreck them out and get rid of everything.
Look, the God of Weblin. This is the beginning of the wolves’ revenge. If you say our race is cursed, then I dare you to curse more.
Kukukuh, hahahah, HAAHAAHHAHAHAH!
As the bloody-rain continues, the man who stood in the middle of this tragic place was the king of the wolves.
Weblin Kingdom
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It is a small kingdom which is lying at a corner of the continent thronged with great powers.
Garibaldi family of the Cat species rules it. Surrounded by abundant and strict atmosphere, Weblin is undoubtedly standing as an solitary island on the continent.
While wearing armor called “Nature which prevents aggression”, this kingdom was flourishing as an independent civilization on the continent.
The one that holds domination power is the species called ‘Cats’.
In this world the species that exist are ー1) ’Cats’
2) Human
3) Wolves
4) And the rare species are ‘Rat’
5) Lion
6) Dog
7) Rabbit
When wolves and humans hand over the top of the Weblin to the Cats, the races living there including the rare ones were being dominated. 
Hundred of years passed after its founding, although there were clan’s barriers in it, Weblin was still a harmonious and splendid country which existed in a beautiful environment.
Exactly like this, until ten years ago. 
As the history progressed, Cats and other races of Weblin were producing a few number of frictions. 
Exploiting takes place right one after another. The relationship between the tribes finally began to be disputed. 
There was a rebellion that occurred ten years ago.
A wolf guard-knight who used to work for the Weblin kingdom had turned the sword towards one of the members of the royal family.
Cats who ruled Weblin, and the one who ruled on their top of that was the royal family Garibaldi.  Treasoning that family was a very heavy sin.
That guard-knight’s residence was disrupted and so after he was driven out from the country. However一the uproar still was not all over.
That uproar was not only between Wolves and Cats but involved in every other race.
一And thereupon, a big plague had assaulted the country.
A brutal death-disease called “Zodiva” 一 so called this disease by human and it was in trend. 
This may dye the sufferer’s skin into black color and may also end up completely spoiling the brain-tissues. And this unknown caused plague will eventually lead the affected individual into madness.
Wherein a rumour takes place which is “Wolves are the reasons behind the origin of this plague.” This rumour got spread across many regions in no time. 
The people of the villages and towns that wolves attacked were feared, that thoroughly-outbroken disease was the wolves’ curse.
And eventually that ‘Zodiva’ name becomes identified as ‘Madness-disease by Wolves.’
In order to sweep away the fear of such people, the Weblin Kingdom Garibaldi VI had announced a certain rule.
一 “Genociding Wolves Law”
“Behead the wolves who are the origin of the nation-wrecking disease.”
Balanced relationships between the clans that had been preserved for 100 years have decisively collapsed after coming this far.
The decree to protect yourself from the wolf species was warranted as a reason to hunt the wolf species behind anyone’s notices.
In the fear of Zodiva, the other clans started wildly joining in wolves-hunting and had decided to exterminate them. 
ーAnd ten years have passed since then.
Due to the dramatic decrease of wolves, the impact of Zodiva has also descended.
However, the wolves killing law that Garibaldi VI had published still continued to function without undo. 
The wolves species began to decrease so much as if it was an endangered species. 
By changing the wolves’ position to be preyed on, the cats became more and more absolute strength owners.
Weblin, unlike the outer places where the plague was not spreaded, is now belonging to cats…
ーIt was an absolute monarchy.
Place: Weblin Kingdom Castle一 Corridor
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Auger: …?
Hm, I just heard a voice. As I was walking leisurely in the hallway, I stopped and brought up my ear to listen to something interesting or not.
(Hmmm? What kind of conversation would they possibly have in such a place like this.)
Waiting Maid 1: Hey tell me, did you two heard a rumour about a witch?
Waiting Maid 2: A witch?
Waiting Maid 3: Yeah, rumour about the witch of Charmessen (Beautiful Forest)? 
Waiting Maid 1: Oh yeah exactly. You know, it’s said that there’s a witch in the Charmessen forest.
Waiting Maid 2: Yes, I have heard about it a little. It was about like the witch from the Charmessen forest is cursing the Weblin by wielding a disaster, right? 
Waiting Maid 3: Exactly, as you see the northward village has been raided up and destroyed by the wolves recently.
Waiting Maid 2: Very miserable indeed… After eating and killing the people regardless of their gender and age, they even set the places on fire.
Waiting Maid 1: Yeah, I talked to a member of knighthood who was dispatched later on…
It was not cool to ask him but, he turned pale after saying it wasn’t something that humans could do.
Waiting Maid 3: Even a brave knight has averted his eyes, it means it was a terrible spectacle indeed…
Waiting Maid 1: Same goes for the impact on the wolves, I heard the witch is manipulating the wolves to attack everyone.
Waiting Maid 2: Eeh? But what the witch would possibly achieve by making the wolves attack down. 
Waiting Maid 3: You know, it’s something that I have heard though...because the witch wants to have an eternal life, she will need so many sacrificial victims. 
Waiting Maid 1: Then she is making the wolves hunt the villages or towns to get so many sacrificed people...I am scared now.
Waiting Maid 2: Talking about being scared...recently the Garibaldi Majesty IV keeps getting in weak condition. I am scared of what if something bad happens.
Waiting Maid 1: You’re right. Majesty’s condition just keeps getting frailed lately…
Waiting Maid 3: Raids by wolves, Zodiva, Witch and so many threatening stuff are going on. So I would like the Majesty to hang on there…
Waiting Maid 2: Rather, isn’t it okay to hand over the royal to His Highness Mejojo really quick?
Waiting Maid 1: Hush…! How can you handle it if it goes to others’ ears…!?
Waiting Maid 3: As she said, no matter how number one royal successor Lord Mejojo is, don’t say so confirmly that he is going to be the next heir. 
Expecting Garibaldi VI is going to pass out is something considered as the crime of treason you know?
Waiting Maid 2: ...R- right...kh. I am so sorry for being careless.
The silence that stares around for a while continues. The three of them are more likely to sweat over what they will do if somebody would hear their conversations.
Auger: (Seriously, you ought to be careful since you don’t know if somebody had a chance to hear you or not.)
That’s right. For example, just like this, there was a possibility that the twin brother of the next royal successor prince Mejojo Von Garibaldi has been taking a peek in your conversations. 
(Everyone likes gossiping about rumours afterall~ I also don’t hate it though)
I like it even more if it comes out handy for me.
Waiting Maid 1: That being said...It just pops up in my mind. The disagreements between the Garibaldi Majesty VI and his twin princess came out pretty much a fact.
Waiting Maid 2: Eh? No kidding?
Waiting Maid 3: Oh, I heard about that too. Let me go back umm...it was about Lady Eleanora and Rayrie, yeah?
Waiting Maid 2: Lady Eleanora and Rayrie…? Who are you talking about? Was there anybody with those names?
Waiting Maid 1: Ohh, you have moved here recently. Both Lady Eleanora and Rayrie are Majesty Garibaldi VI’s wives.
Waiting Maid 2: Oh yes, that’s why...I felt like I heard those names before.
But surely both of them had passed away right?
Waiting Maid 1: ...Yeah. It’s been many years since Lady Eleanora and Rayrie had passed away.
Waiting Maid 2: I see. Guess no matter how newcomer I am or other maidens, you are gonna know those names today or tomorrow.
If that is the case then...it means Majesty Garibaldi VI is very sorry.
Waiting Maid 1: Eh? Why’s that?
Waiting Maid 2: Because both of his wives have passed out pretty early, no?
Waiting Maid 1: ………
Waiting Maid 3: ………
Waiting Maid 2: Eh? What’s wrong with the two of you? Did I just...say something weird?
Waiting Maid 3: ...You say something weird or not, Err well...looks like you still don’t know yet, so I shall inform you about that.
Waiting Maid 2: E- eh?
Waiting Maid 1: Talking about Lady Eleanora and Reyrie are prohibited in the interior of the castle.  Even if you split them accidentally, you are gonna be dismissed.
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Waiting Maid 2: Di- dismissed…?
Waiting Maid 3: Told you right? Lady Eleanora and Reyrie contents are the main reason for the bad patches between His Majesty and his princes.
Waiting Maid 2: Eeh? What does that mean?
Waiting Maid 1: Well you see…
Auger: (Looks like the time has arrived)
*Footsteps*
Waiting Maid 1: …!
Waiting Maid 2: …!
Waiting Maid 3: …!!
I purposely straightened my neck up and showed up from the place that I have silently been hiding.
The maidens who were blooming like a flower while ridiculously chattering a minute ago, are instantly turning into pale blue.
That’s not surprising either. Because the rumoured person that was being chased by these ladies’ curious minds has presented his appearance.
Auger: Hey there, what three of you were talking about? Would you please let me join too? I love those kinds of conversations.
With an intentional carefree and light voice, I asked if it would be okay to accompany them.
Obvious enough, they turn around their heads side to side with immense vigor. 
Waiting Maid 1: W- we are terribly sorry, your highness Auger...we are taking our leaves…!
Waiting Maid 2: Kindly excuse our silliness…!
Auger: Eeeh, aren’t you going a bit over? I had already heard every single word of what you just talked about. That being said, you also mentioned something like ‘you will get dismissed’, no?
Waiting Maid 1: N- not at all…! No way…! If I had misunderstood something...kh, I- I am begging your forgiveness…
Auger: Nope, now way I will pardon you right? You are gonna die here.
Waiting Maid 1: Hhhee…!!
*that maiden falls down*
Auger: So, what are you upto? Oh right, you also intended to say that yeaaa.
Waiting Maid 2: W- we are begging...your pardon...gh!
Auger: Oh jeez, do not let out that loud voice. It’s earsore. 
...I am a royal master musician. My ears are very sharp. And you can tell it clearly by looking at those ears, no? Or perhaps you humans can’t possibly get what I meant.
Look carefully, my ears are really great. I may end up hearing every single thing.
Waiting Maid 2: ...R- right.
Auger: That- is- why, if you talk about such things for a second time...I will kill you. 
Waiting Maid 3: ...hhhgh…!!
Auger: Your response, lil’ human girls?
Waiting Maid 3: A- alright!! Your highness Auger!!
Waiting Maid 2: W- we beg our excuse…!
While the three parties fairly raised their voices, the ladies got dismissed from that place in no time.
Auger: Looks like there're so many rumours spreading out...Fufu, rumours are pretty fun I guess…?
I slothly resumed to start wandering while giggling.
Although it has declined, the effect of Zodiva still has not reached zero.
The raids on the towns-villages by the wolves.
The same time when those situations got paired, other threatening rumours also got spread in a blink of an eye.
Auger: (Even the ‘father is passing out’ being a rumour...mhm, pretty interesting indeed)
I was able to hear something very amusing while loitering around looking for cool news.
I’m also telling this great news to my big brother.
I have to set it up since brother has a serious gaze. He may also not be gonna tease about it like me.
Let’s make it more interesting if that’s what the case is, okey?
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robodoom · 7 years
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Oh baby, take me to the feeling I'll be your sinner, in secret When the lights go out Run away with me Run away with me
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walkingthegrounds · 3 years
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Me re-telling the finale to my 6 year old son: and then they saved Grogu, he went to the Jedi school and everyone lived happily ever after.
Me crying ugly at the sight of tears in the eyes of the space dad parting with his son: oh nooooooooooo!!!!! Blooody fukin NOOOOOOOO!!! This story CAN’T END HERE!!! This is NOT THE WAY!!!!!
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hi Sophie the loml 🥰 LOOK AT HOW FUKIN SCRUFFY MY DOG LOOKED BEFORE HIS HAIRCUT 😭 HES SO UGLY AND I MISS HIM SM 😭
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