#he gets Saturn as one of his emojis

[thiswaycomessomethingwicked]

Ok I’m writing a short little thing of Marsilio/Giovanni—they’re being dramatic about dumb things and are also going to be very reasonable about sex while in a field

I shall share when done 💕🪐💕🪐

[slut4lrh]

lover ; LN4

pairing(s) ; lando norris x swiftie!reader

summary ; in which y/n just wants to post pictures of her boyfriend, not expecting people to get the wrong idea

warnings ; smau, lots of fluff

note ; its 3am and i didn’t want to sleep til i finished this so idk what mistakes there probably is lmao😭 also just pretend the twitter stuff says 2024 i cba changing it all

instagram ; yourusername

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yourusername i saw the dimples first and then i heard the accent 💓☺️

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user1 who are you

carlossainz55 you tagged the wrong account silly

yourusername you replied with the wrong account moron

nando4lorris you two aren’t slick

yourusename yeah ok mr nando lorris

nando4lorris you’re supposed to be on my side wtf

user2 i’m so lost 😭😭

user3 i’m confused someone explain

user4 babe everyone’s confused

user5 wait so is this carlos’ gf or not

user6 idk who you are but you’re hot as fuck

user7 ok i swear i’ve seen carlos wear that top in the 4th pic before

user8 yeah i think i’ve seen lando wearing it too tho

user9 but lando isn’t in this girls likes and comments

nando4lorris yeah guys you’re right she’s gotta be carlos’ girlfriend

yourusername nando4lorris fuck off i hate you so much 😭😭😭😭😭

user10 ????????

instagram ; yourusername

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yourusername i’d like to hang out with you for my whole life 🤗🧡

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user1 crying because lando liked on his main AND his burner (confirmed)

yourusername p.s. the tag in these pics is for PHOTO CREDS 😁

user2 LMFAOOO HER COMMENT

user3 girl said my mans is NOT carlos sainz jr🙅‍♀️

user4 i have so much to say

user5 the taylor love lyrics, the orange heart emoji, the flowers, the ladybugs, THE CAT CARDIGAN

user6 i think i would die for her

nando4lorris 🧡🧡

yourusername 🥰

carlossainz55 i thought you guys were still trying to be sneaky

yourusername carlos you’re the one making it hard to be sneaky

user7 oh it’s so lando

carlossainz55 oh well it’s been 4 years everyone already knew

user8 ITS BEEN WHAT JEHFKSKKS ????????

instagram ; landonorris

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landonorris i’ve loved you (five) summers now honey but i want them all 😁😁

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user1 oh my god

user2 FIVEEEEE SUMMERS????? EVEN MORE THAN CARLOS SAID !/?;&2!@:9(

carlossainz55 i’m sorry i just guessed how many years because i didn’t know exactly just that its been a long long time

yourusername it’s ok carlos you were close

user3 SHES BEEN TO RACES AND NO ONES EVER SAID ANYTHING ABOUT HER OH MY GOD

maxverstappen1 finally mate

oscarpiastri wooo secrets out 🥳

user4 he used a taylor lyric for the caption im gonna be sick

user5 if you zoom in on the second pic you can actually see me drowning myself in the background

ciscanorris1 💓💓

yourusername love you🥰

user6 wait i don’t have twitter can someone explain

user7 oh BABE you’ve got some catching up to do

yourusername my fav boy love you to saturn ☺️🧡

landonorris i love you more than you love taylor swift🥰

yourusername ok settle down babe don’t go too far

landonorris no sorry you’re right

user8 when he understands that ones love for taylor is never beaten >>>>>

user9 i need them biblically

user10 i still don’t understand how they hid her for 5 years lmfaoooo

user11 yourusername ok y/n but did he take you to the eras tour

yourusername he got us tickets for a uk show later this year 🥰🥰

user12 now, how’d that curly haired vroom vroom bitch pull HER

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[majaloveschris]

they kinda were! Even in 2021 like october-december they were the first ones putting articles out saying there was rumors of them dating // This is another reason why I believe it’s PR, back in November some Portuguese sites started to post about the rumours BEFORE there was even evidence that they met in person (before NYE 1.0) so I think her side did that. When the first rumours started it was because we got a glimpse of Chris shoulder tattoo that looked like Saturn and Alba had that emoji on her IG, that was enough for people to start the rumour BUT we didn’t even know if they ever met. I would even think that their teams contributed to start the rumour around that time to start their plan

I wouldn't be surprised if the whole "they are together" narrative was started by their teams. However, we also need to note that starting and spreading this rumor wasn't necessary since, according to a ton of people, if he starts following someone who happens to be a woman, he is certainly sleeping with them. So, from his part, it was enough to start following her.

The same goes with the tattoo thing. I'm sure Alba had already had the Saturn emoji in her bio for a while and that Chris didn't get that tattoo, so they can start a rumor with that or because of her. I can imagine their teams seeing an opportunity there, and there were certainly a lot of people who believed it might be true, which was surely a huge reach.

This whole rumor started with a follow and the tattoo/emoji thing. As I said before, I wouldn't be surprised, and I'm sure, on some level, their teams' hands were in these articles and rumors floating around.

But we also have to admit that they didn't have a hard time planting this since, as I mentioned before, people believe he has to do something with someone for the most ridiculous reasons. The same thing happened with Shakira and Selena. However, I also think that with these mind games, they've achieved that if he comes back to Instagram, now even more people will start spreading even bigger rumors of him being connected to the woman he started following. Because before Alba, those rumors didn't really happen to be true, or at least we didn't know about them, but with her, it happened, right? They made a lot of people really eager for new information and more details, which won't be beneficial for them after this whole thing ends.

[jamneuromain]

The Dining Room Chpt. 2

Chris Evans x You (Reader)

The Lucky Saturday He Met You M. List

Warning: Smut, 18+, Vaginal Sex, A Little Rough Sex

Summary: You go to bed.

-----------A while later----------

Choice 1:

You’ve changed into one of his oversized T-shirts for the night. Three orgasms are approximately the limit you can stand, and your body is already weary, your muscles sore. You just want to go to bed.

You yawn, rubbing your eyes, wondering what took Chris so long to return to his own bedroom. Most importantly, your pussy is bare and chill, you want to ask him where the hell did he stuff your thong (and other panties, yes, he frequently “steals” them from you).

Your phone buzzes. You reluctantly tap your phone with your thumb, before you realize he sends you a message.

“Dining room.” With a wink emoji.

Unsure what he wants, you pull yourself from the comfy bed and sigh. He’s got an online meeting with some state governor tomorrow morning, what is he doing up … you check your phone, at eleven thirty pm?

Deep down? Deep down you know whatever comes with that wink emoji is no good.

Yet you obediently travel through the dark living room and navigate yourself to the dining room. The dining room is as dark as the living room, with even less light. It is a wonder that you could even walk this far without bumping yourself on all sorts of furniture.

There he is. A silhouette. Wearing the white shirt. Sitting on the same chair he sat in during the eventful dinner.

“Chris?” You raised your voice.

He puts his index finger on his lips, motioning a “hush”, and reaches out to hold your hand.

You hold his hand, and allow him to pull you close. “What?” You whisper.

His fingers caress your wrist, rubbing circles. You could feel his eyes roaming, devouring your body, and you shudder. You recognize the hungry glint even in the dim-lit dining room. A promise that will make you unable to walk straight for days.

He rises from the chair, a wolfish grin on his face. Chris cups your cheek, leaning into you and pausing when lips are just barely touching. His lips ghost above yours, while you are already closing your eyes. You are way too familiar with his kiss. So you wait for his lips to descend. He moves not, only breathing in your air. His hot breath lands on your upper lip, sucking all the oxygen out of your lungs.

“Chris…” You whine. You want him to kiss you so bad. You are dizzy. You are warm. It feels like someone turned the heating to the highest setting.

He finally kisses your lips. Slow and sensual. The delicious beard burn scratches your chin. Chris slides down one hand to hold your waist, drawing soothing patterns on your lower back.

You moan at his touch. His hand lifts the hem of your shirt and kneads your ass. Cheeks sore from the spanking session hours ago, you hum a voice of disapproval.

“Sorry baby.” He murmurs, pecking your lips.

“We should…” you pant, “go to your room.”

Chris maneuvers your body, so that the back of your thighs digs into the wood outline of the dining table. He delivers a final peck on your lips, “Guess we should.”

You barely remember how exactly you two stumble into his room. The process is filled with hushed giggles and playful kisses, knocking a couple of things on the way, which you hope no one hears.

After locking the door, Chris resumes your kissing, placing his hot lips on your throat column, making you squeal.

“Better keep it down, baby.” He mutters, sucking bruises on your collarbone. You know his lips curl into a smile when he says, “This house isn’t soundproof.”

You huff in frustration, muffling your sound by biting your lower lip. This isn’t the first time he fucks you on his teenage bed, but it is a first having his entire family sleeping in this house. And this just turns the both of you on.

Chris urges you to get on his bed, while he rips his shirt and trousers as fast as he could. His tatted chest is exposed in the pale moonlight and you mark the tattoos with your nails. Especially the new Saturn tat, the one he has on his shoulder, representing the lucky Saturday he met you.

He palms your breasts, pressing his lips to the cotton fabric that belongs to him, “you should wear my shirt more often.”

“Haven’t I already?” You groan, your peak rolling between his lips, hard as a pebble. The slight roughness of the fabric adds to the sensation and the stimulation. You clench your pussy, wanton moans slip past your lips, ripple across your body.

“Hmm, not enough.” Chris finishes toying with your breasts. He whispers in your ear, licking your earlobe. He enjoys watching you squirm when he hit your sensitive spots, watching your body flush red, you singing under his touch.

He takes his shirt off you, wet hot kisses searing and mending your torso all at once. Chris flips you over on your stomach, and you perch your ass up.

He buries himself to the hilt in one fluid motion. The tip kisses your cervix, having you cry out his name. If you are not facing a pillow, suffocating yourself, you are sure that the whole house will be woken by your volume.

“Chris,” You plead with him to slow down. But his thrusts keep his pace, filling you to the brim. Wet slapping noises and his grunts echo in his room. You fist the sheets, back arches. Shocks run through your spine, piling up the euphoria in your nerves.

He roughly pinches and tweaks your clit. Your poor, overstimulated bud will no doubt be swollen by now, your body burns with pleasure and a tinge of pain. You think your nails leaving crescents on his arm, but you are not certain. Your brain can hardly process anything apart from his veiny dick ramming into you over and over again.

You ramble his name and how good his dick feels inside you. You are completely fucked-out. Chris pounds into you mercilessly, wanting to pull another orgasm from you.

“Cum for me baby. Cum.” His husky voice runs along your skin. He bottoms out, painting your inner walls with his cum. Chris breaths heavily, fiddling with your clit, before you mewl and your bones dissolve into a mind-shattering orgasm. Your walls convulse, leaking a mixture of his cum and your juice from your fucked-out hole.

He pulls out his dick, helping you lie on your back. Chris plants a kiss on your lips and lies beside you, arm around your waist, ”Love you baby.”

“Luv-uh.” You reply incoherently. In a worn-out state, you fell asleep with Chris spooning you.

[iknaenmal]

By to funk I think about Gielgud arthound a lot. He had an all ice mom who stopped being alive and then he me his nephew because he was a,nary and he went and eaten the abppple and turned into work which ma FR a beg to back in turn to tell a 12 yea 4old Lou Gehrig stan with shoes too kill a man who kill so he destroyed the stray dog pouletion in 33kismoleter raids and a mob set mgave him the key to the ant who he killed to get a sound beat the animals to death end he went and killed the secret fifth member of the blue Cman group and saved a text bar from his prison and also Palma. So they stopped a zombie apocalypse but it Zion tr work so me.Glasses has to save them from the floor. So the nes and Jeff and Paul ago to the . Saturn Valley, home of Mr. Saturn, Mr. Saturn, Mr. Saturn, Mr. Saturn, Mr. Saturn, Mr. Saturn, Mr. Saturn (I looked it up and Saturn Valley has a population of 5297 so I can’t finish this joke), who tell them how to get to the base behind Grapefruit Falls, home of Master Belch, a sentient pile of vomit. Theydefft mater bel boys anYou've traveled very far from home... Do you remember how your long and winding journey began with someone pounding at your door? It was Pokey, the worst person in your neighborhood, who knocked on the door that fateful night. On your way, you have walked, thought and fought. Yet through all this, you have never lost your courage. You have grown steadily stronger, though you have experienced the pain of battle many times. You are no longer alone in your adventure. Paula who is steadfast, kind and even pretty, is always at your side. Jeff is with you as well. Though he is timid, he came from a distant land to help you. Ness, as you certainly know by now, you are not a regular young man... You have an awesome destiny to fulfill. The journey from this point will be long, and it will be more difficult than anything you have undergone to this point. Yet, I know you will be all right. When good battles evil, which side do you believe wins? Do you have faith that good is triumphant? One thing you must never lose is courage. If you believe in the goal you are striving for, you will be courageous. There are many difficult times ahead, but you must keep your sense of humor, work through the tough situations and enjoy yourself. When you have finished this cup of coffee, your adventure will begin again. Next you must pass though a vast desert and proceed to the big city of Fourside. Ness... Paula... Jeff... I wish you luck...d drink coffe who tells them thayou’ve travelled very farm from home… Do you remember how your long and winding journey be so with someone pounding and you for? It was pkwy, the worst person in your neighborhood,who knocke don thr door that date fit. Nigh,On your way, you have walked, flaked, and taught. Yet through all of this, you have never lost your courage, you have grown steadily dronter, youth you have experienced the painf of battle many times. You ar enolonger alone in your adventure.Paula, who is steadfast,kind and even pretty, is with you at your side. Jeff is with you as well. Ess, as you certainly know by now, you e not a return young man..you have an awesome Destiny to fulfill. The journey from this point will be long, and it will be more difficult firm anything you have undergone to this point, yet, I know you will be all right. When good battlesnefik, who ch side do you th8nk winds? Do you have faith that food is trumpants? One thing you must neve t lose is courage, if you ebele8ve in the coal that you are striving for, you will Ben orageous. There are many difficult times ages, but yiu mucht keep your sent of humor, workmdtough thr tough seturuts, an emoji ydiurself. When you have finishedthis cup of coffee, you’re efrteree will bejli. Agin. Next you fist mass throug a voter desert and proceed to the big city of four side, Ness, Pauak, Jed, I wisunyiulu come… so they drink milk and heAd to the desert but the American transport system is so bad that the roads dis clogged so they have to ,get eats

ironed I don’t emended what happens in four side but they eat a banana to sign, go to diamonds and gold and kill the third strongest mole, an find classes lenses, then they kill a rat, Paul gets kidnapped by a POSER and they smoke weed to kills d eom. They then go ro I don’t ache,my remember after that but at some point they all live in a yellow submarine. I think there was Oh I remember so they have to go to summer and do more eeed to get poo They go to winter and the. Toto to meet scarab. They steal a o rice,ess artifact to see crystal and beet bungeon ban. HIn the town where I was born Lived a man who sailed to sea And he told us of his life In the land of submarines So we sailed on to the sun 'Til we found a sea of green And we lived beneath the waves In our yellow submarine

We all live in a yellow submarine Yellow submarine, yellow submarine We all live in a yellow submarine Yellow submarine, yellow submarine

And our friends are all aboard Many more of them live next door And the band begins to play

We all live in a yellow submarine Yellow submarine, yellow submarine We all live in a yellow submarine Yellow submarine, yellow submarine

Full steam ahead, Mister Boatswain, full steam ahead Full steam ahead it is, Sergeant (Cut the cable, drop the cable) Aye-aye, sir, aye-aye Captain, captain

As we live a life of ease (a life of ease) Every one of us (every one of us) Has all we need (has all we need) Sky of blue (sky of blue) And sea of green (sea of green) In our yellow (in our yellow) Submarine (submarine, aha)

We all live in a yellow submarine A yellow submarine, yellow submarine We all live in a yellow submarine A yellow submarine, yellow submarine We all live in a yellow submarine Yellow submarine, yellow submarine We all live in a yellow submarine Yellow submarine, yellow submarine they visit shy people and have to kill more robots and tentacles. They rescue frien from shyness so they can meet dinosaurs and kill a dog made of fire. Ness then gets absolutely lost in the sauce and kills the kraken and hiss evil sk they can go kill more robots. They go to Saturn valley to kill a swirl and porky runs away. [REDACTED] and they gieguas dies. Al, that because nobody gave Giegue a hug

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i will think about this for the rest of my life

[venus-star-bynding]

HEY GIRLIES (INTRO POST)

ok so... i suppose it's about time to introduce the cast. if you've been following vsb you know who they are, but, just in case you need a list...

Tess Starriy- Ness AU. chimera, part Giigian, PSI user. likes women and hitting people with her baseball bat.

Yuki Tazimile- Lucas AU. not a chimera, but a PSI user nonetheless. likes sunflowers and crying in her room at 3 AM.

Mitzuki Tazimile- Claus AU. chimera, part Giigian, PSI user. former Commander of the Pigmask army. WILL kill you. likes stargazing and punching things with her platinum arm.

Zalind Rosze- Jeff AU. chimera, something user?? does she have PSI?? we don't know. i don't think she knows either. likes bazookas and geometry.

Tillie Scarlette- Porky AU. not technically a chimera, but is considered one anyway. PSI user. former Vessel of the first Emperor of the Mind, Gyiyg. likes murder and the color pink.

Franklin Tenni- Ninten AU. chimera, PSI user. hopes you don't notice i only named her that to make franklin badge jokes.

Twinkle Roosevelt- Lloyd AU. chimera. the subject of philosophical debates on whether she is technically alive or not. a bit jealous that Zalind got PSI and she didn't.

Jack Mars- Duster AU. chimera, part Giigian, PSI user. also in a band called the Runaways. likes playing the bass and drinking paint.

Madame Fassaud- Fassad AU, though you could probably guess that. chimera, mostly made of plastic. PSI user, due to being a Monarque nymph. likes capitalism and listening to electra heart without understanding the meaning of the album.

Colonel Ivory- former colonel of the Pigmask army. chimera (?). seems mean, but will cry if you compliment his cape. likes embroidery and baking.

Roj Saturn- a Saturnian. from Saturn. who speaks Saturnian. obviously. chimera, PSI user. wears a red kerchief as a hood that she sewed herself. will adopt any traumatized child she finds in the dirt. likes cinnamon scented candles and baking pies.

Codyrwin- Tillie's Mindkin. former second Emperor of the Mind, after Gyiyg was killed. annoying. hates being called Cody. would kill you, but can't use PSI. likes arcades and taking over cities.

Soline- slightly aged up Fuel AU. chimera. drummer for the Runaways. likes fire and being way too loud at 12:30 AM.

Eyes- Tess's Mindkin. cellist for the Runaways. tends to jump into situations without thinking. gives the best advice, somehow. likes adventures with his friends and killing gods.

Vittoria- Queen Mary AU. Franklin's Mindkin. violinist for the Runaways. everyone's mom. likes singing and dramatically standing on the balcony of her castle watching over the land.

Truman- a Mook. PSI user. guitarist for the Runaways. drunk all the time. not to be trusted, in the nicest way possible. likes drinking paint at home depot and seeing how many public spaces he can get kicked out of.

Telestra Starbov- the last surviving Starman. PSI user. a former general of the Pigmask army, though she doesn't like to talk about it. singer for the Runaways. likes standing very still and staring at you.

Saf Saturn- another Saturnian. from Saturn. y'know. PSI user. very sarcastic. curses too much for a Saturnian. pianist for the Runaways. likes guns and occasionally drinking paint.

Tamothy Timor- a robot created by the Pigmask army. backup singer for the Runaways. thinks he deserves his own tv show. likes using the sparkle emoji and thinking he's the most popular Runaway.

Roxanne- Mecha-Porky AU. possibly the only creature in existence who idolizes Tamothy. plays tambourine for the Runaways. has no musical talent at all but was adopted into the band after escaping from the Pigmasks. likes video games (only when she wins) and gossiping about the Pigmasks.

Bunnie Larimar- a girl from an alternate dimension. guitarist for the Runaways. no one knows about the world she comes from because she never talks about it. likes women and making bad decisions.

Love Tazimile- Yuki's Mindkin. backup singer for the Runaways. brother of Gyiyg, the former Emperor of the Mind. very sensitive, cries easily. likes dogs and flowers.

have fun! i will not elaborate further. (/lh)

[marsalta-alt]

okay uh hi it’s me again I’m back with more ratings cause- idk energy? I have it so

(Also I should mention my name is Leviathan, hi.)

Mars(woah the similarities): got very genuinely upset when they found out there’s no mars emoji. Got stuck using Saturn for an emoji proxy. Uses poorly drawn reaction images and :3 a lot. 5/10

Stanley Rider: came to front once today to comment on a narrator post. Comment read and I quote “REAL‼️ITS NOT A WANT ITS A NEEEEED AND I NEED. THAT. DUMB. BRIT” 0/10

Stanley Parker: Had a panic attack the first time he fronted. I found him with the bucket over our head. 7/10 he’s chill

Stan: Drag Queen 10/10

Stanley: started a cult. 2/10

Nigel: has changed his name three different times because of peer pressure and is considering changing it again. Pathetic/10

Gabriel(no, not good omens. TMC): picks one person every week to just. Lurk behind. It’s creepy. 1/10

Andrav: Everyone’s 90% sure he’s a furry but he says he’s not. 5/10

TK: …i do not like them. 0/10.

Yeah that’s all, also personal message from the host.

He wanted to thank you, your art was a comfort for him during a really bad relationship but he was too nervous to say it himself. So, yeah. Thanks.

That’s all.

-Head Protector, Leviathan.

(the plushie says hi, as always.)

I think Stanley Rider should get a 20 out of 10 for that comment 😂

I'm so glad that my art gave him some comfort during that💕

[oh-my-damn]

Hi! Same anon from a couple days ago who also got a severe ick with Chris. I just wanted to say I’ve been living for all your posts and they’ve made it easier for me to digest this whole mess. Everyone else I follow thinks that a 25 year old is “old enough to make their own choices” (and has basically treated the age gap as a non-issue) but even if that’s true, it doesn’t mean they’re the right choices or that there isn’t a power imbalance imo.

On another note, I was wondering if you could share (or have links to) what the “hints” were about the relationship? I mostly stay on the fanfic side of things but now that it’s public I’m kinda curious to know what I missed. Only if you’re comfortable with it tho! x

oh GOD bestie the list is just too long !!!

I don't think I can compile a list of links, it would take me ages

here's the gist of it

He follows her in 2020, she finally follows back in summer of 2021. there's some likes on her posts (some have been removed, some of the posts even, too) but all in all nothing much.

but back in the fall of 2021, theres a clip of him where his new tattoo is showing, and it looks like saturn. this gets the girlies all riled up. the first time i heard about their connection was when i saw a tiktok someone made pointing out the tattoo and then showing albas insta, where her bio is just a saturn emoji.

THEN for new years, HOO BOY

it was a whole thing, i dont even know it all, but apparently people deducted her and her friends spent new years at his house. something about polaroids she posted that matched some tara posted from the night (chris was in none of the photos tho)

then straight after, there was vegas. She was spotted in a video with scott and tara at a drag show in vegas. it was reported chris was doing a paid trip to cesars palace. people were arguing that his trip was before that bc the place did the sponsored post alluding to a different date (he'd taken the most amateur picture in the fucking world, it was hilarious) Link

Okay, after that, a whole bunch of hints were dropped, mainly by her bestie Justin. They were hinting all over the fucking place that they were in Chris' vicinity, going skiing, showing like nature pics or whatever. It was a whole thing.

Then there was lisbon. Now THIS was not a good time. He'd posted a video for a teacher in a hotel room and people found out it was in Lisbon. CHAOS ENSUED. this was proof he was there!! wasnt it?? soooo many theories, people saying they were engaged and he was meeting the parents and then she started following interior designers in america and that was DEFINITE PROOF THEY WERE MOVING IN TOGETHER BC CHRIS WAS ALSO FOLLOWING INTERIOR DESIGNERS ALBEIT COMPLETELY DIFFERENT ONES (lmao)

She also started posting some weird stuff over the spring/summer (I don't remember exactly when) but one story was of her doing yoga by a big tree RIGHT AFTER Chris posted that pic of a tree on his story. People later found out that the background for her video was a GREEN SCREEN. fandom had a field day.

Chris would like her stuff occasionally and they'd track his fucking flights and shit, as well as her whereabouts, it was obsessive. Constant theories about where he/she was, if he was paying for her hotels, if she was with him on set, all that jazz.

Then her movie came out. And her interviews were... weird. When asked about her hobbies, it was like she was a Chris carbon copy. She loved rollerblading. Hiking. Yoga. Buddhism. She was reading Siddartha for the first time (his fave book). Her necklace looks like a small version of his. Lots of clues.

BUT nothing at all concrete or anything of the sort.

MEANWHILE, during this entire time, there had been rumors flying about him hooking up with ADA and random women he was spotted with around the fucking world, mans dick was never dry lemme tell you. She was also spotted with a different man being very cozy.

Things really started ramping in the fall. That's when pumpkingate happened. Basically the pumpkin pic Chris posted on his insta is the same pic as Alba's mom had as her pfp since mid october (weeks before Chris posted). And then it just got worse, and worse, he commented on her pic, then the theater pics alluding to the fact they were both in NY.

People reported on Chris liking albas posts HOURS before he actually did it !! everyone was psychic !! everything was chaos !!

SMA. And then D-Day! Article day !! Article saying they were together and in love and he was happier than ever.

PRIOR to this, someone had sent an anon to a gossip blog on here saying that chris had booked a pap walk in NY "very soon" and that they couldnt give any more details bc of their job.

and then BAM! most awkward pap walk in the world happened !! wild stuff

And then obvi the videos showing how he lets go of her hand the second they're past the pap.

And here we fucking are bestie.

Now there are way more hints and clues but I do not remember/I didn't keep track of all of it, this is what I can remember rn lmaooo (which is still a lot)

Hope this helps!! hahahaha

[bluemojave]

Unsual OC Associations - Atlas and V

was tagged by @strafethesesinners and @belorage to do some more weird oc associations! decided to do one for each tag, so here’s ones for my boys Atlas and Valentine

Atlas

Seasoning: paprika, anything that makes you sweat just a little

Weather: it’s sunny and cloudless- the perfect day to go swimming. the heat is dry but it’s brighter than you think- you’ll probably find a few sunburns on yourself when you get home.

Color: red, silver, gold, black. and anything neon.

Sky: it’s mid-afternoon— the sun is still out but you can see the moon peaking through clouds to say hello.

Magical Power: incredibly fucking lucky, lover of steel

House Plant: a succulent in a handmade pot— he’s just happy to be there

Weapon: an intricately personalized hand pistol, probably a revolver

Subject: haha…school? atlas? oh you’re serious? uhhhh, lunch :)

Social Media: tiktok. his posts consist of banger jokes, inexplicably popular thirst traps, and excessively personal vents

Makeup Product: red lipstick, slightly smeared

Candy: pixie sticks

Fear: dying, being alone

Ice Cube Type: hospital ice…you know the type

Method of Travel: a car ride. you’re stuck with your friends and a little annoyed with each other but every time you hit a highway with no cars, the feeling of blasting music and singing with the windows down picks up your spirits.

Art Style: surrealism

Mythological Creature: fae

Stationary: notebook paper with the weird siding bits still stuck onto it— the notes are illegible to all but who wrote it.

Three Emojis: 🥴👺🍀

Celestial Body: Saturn

Valentine

Seasoning: cumin, fennel

Weather: it’s overcast and drizzling, raindrops hitting pavement and drumming up a light fog that makes it hard to know where you’re going.

Color: black, dark reds, gold, silver, white.

Sky: it’s night time, and you’re grateful for the darkness taking the edge off of the heat. you can just barely see the moon, but the light pollution drowns out the stars.

Magical Power: mind-reading

House Plant: white fusion calatheas— unique and pretty but high maintenance

Weapon: a silenced pistol, brass knuckles, a switchblade with an intricate handle

Subject: economics

Social Media: Instagram. his page is perfectly curated and aestheticized as if it were an extension of his resume. but if you check his tagged posts, Jackie and Misty have done their best to taint this image :p

Makeup Product: eyeliner in all different shades. red, black, and gold are the most prominent.

Candy: sour patch kids- specifically the blue ones.

Fear: failure, being taken advantage of, poverty

Ice Cube Type: perfectly square, made in an ice tray

Method of Travel: an airplane, like Miles, but you’re sitting in business. it’s mostly quiet except for a few people on their phones. nobody makes eye contact with you except for the stewardess who passes you a glass of wine. you wish they still let people smoke.

Art Style: art nouveau— there’s something classic about it

Mythological Creature: vampire, or cryptid

Stationary: a leather-bound journal with writing only done in beautiful script in black ink

Three Emojis: 🤨🥶⏳

Celestial Body: Uranus. it’s because it’s called the ice giant not because it’s- no it’s also because it’s gay :)

tagging @allthearchetypes @hoesephseed @cameronburke if y’all have more/any ocs you wanna do this with and haven’t yet!!

[chrisevansluv]

Where us everyone getting those infos that alba and lucas had sonething??

If you take a look at her fanpage you'd see there was a lot of posts from 2021. She hung out with his friends, and Lucas went on one or two trips with Alba and her friends as well (unlike CE, he didn't really hide). There was also a spotify list from Lucas that had a saturn emoji (people thought it was for Alba because she's had that saturn emoji on her bio for years) and apparently the playlist was full of love songs (I don't remember this correctly).

Sometime late last year he also said he doesn't date co-stars (so he kinda denied ever dating her), and also unfollowed Alba as soon as the promos for MHGTP were done.

[saturniandragon]

How about... the bouquet of flowers and the wheat/grain with OCs if your choice ? Oh and the lil sprout because Adrastea's dwarven spider is important.

💐- Where is this oc's favorite place to relax?

(I hope this is the correct emoji for flower bouquet because I'm not the type to use emojis sdsfdshg)

Zanri: Zanri can relax almost anywhere, even when he's a few treads away from a live battlefield. His favorite though? His personal library in his new home in Summerset. He's always wanted to be a bookworm, and while he doesn't always have the time to read, it gives him a peace of mind that he has a place to temporarily escape from the harsh world. Plus points if he happens to have Summerset gingerose tea at hand.

Vani: Vani is restless, like a constant fire that doesn't want to be put out. But all flames must refuel from time to time to keep it burning, and she happens to find peace in cooking after she has settled with her step brother in Summerset. Which at first slightly concerns Zanri as it means she has access to fire, but so far she hasn't exploded the kitchen.

Adrastea (ESO): Adrastea used to fish as a hobby and a source of income before he was involved in "global three-way fight bullshit." Nowadays he has less patience to wait for a salmon to catch his bait and will rather jump straight into the water to catch it like a bear. Or a crocodile.

Merri'sa: It involves a bow, a handful of arrows and a bunch of empty bottles. Yes, she relaxes by doing archery practices. After finding the "shooting range" behind the Companions building being too small, she resorted to creating her own shooting range east of Whiterun, along the river. Also books. She's a total history nerd.

Adrastea (Saturn): Bedroom. That's it, nothing special. He likes sleeping. If not sleeping, driving his McLaren around the city.

Jesse: Same as Adra. She likes sleeping. And occasionally they sleep together, if you catch my meaning.

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🌾- How does this oc get along with people they just met?

Zanri: If you meet Zanri just be ready to get the posh treatment. Years of mingling among the high elves have really bled into his behavior. Minus the superiority complex and condescending demeanor, because he is still humble at heart. He'll probably invite you to afternoon biscuits, evening tea, or other boring things that the Altmer do.

Adrastea (ESO): You've survived this long and Adrastea lets you stick around. Congrats! But don't get expectations too high, because he's still a cunt. Apparently he employs "if you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best" although whether that's intentional or not is another matter. Just be ready to make tea at any given moment.

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🌱- Does this oc have any pets? Do they have any pets they want?

Zanri: Zanri has adopted two cats, one is named Ahravani al-Karim (lol). The other is a random stray cat he picked up off the streets of Auridon that's almost as clingy as his sister, and would jump onto his arms whenever he's nearby. More often than not he has to leave it back home so as to not interfere with his assignments.

Vani: A dog. Or that's what she wants, anyway. Zanri wouldn't let her have a dog in the house because there's already a house cat in it. Although secretly she's been feeding stray dogs in Shimmerene with food leftovers.

Adrastea (ESO): If hand-built Dwemer contraptions count as pets, he has two of them. None of them has names, so one can wonder how he exactly communicates with them without confusing the two. He hasn't been seen using a Dwemer control rod or any other apparatus when interacting with them and it almost appears as though he's using telepathy.

The Dwarven spider is powered by a soul gem that accidentally contains the soul of a guar, and while he can easily change it out for a different soul gem, he's already too comfortable with it. Carrying it on his back when he made the run from Morrowind to Valenwood was a chore, but he didn't have the heart to leave it behind.

His Dwarven ebon wolf spends most of its time "sleeping" because it's too high maintenance/power hungry for his liking. He would only wake it up if he needs to travel far or through rough terrain.

[j-1z]

xdinary heroes rising sign guesses

GUNIL Possible rising sign guesses: Libra, Scorpio

Leaning towards Libra - I can bet on one of his Cancer placements being his chart ruler. Libra would land his personal placements on the upper part of the chart, making him more extroverted, super well spoken as well (ENFJ). Still can’t tell though!! Would almost say Taurus bc he loves snacks but so do Cancers. Very smiley and polite-looking imo Even when playing drums. Mentioned he’s kinda androgynous in the face (1st look interview).

JUNGSU Possible rising sign guesses: Taurus, Aries

First thing that got me was his thicker neck and his voice - those with considerable Taurus in their charts have piercing and pleasant voices. He also has incredible technique, which I won’t get into much, but Tauruses have a knack for singing. Very pleasant looking face, I’m going to call it rather plain, but in the best way possible - looks like a real good boy LOL. Not to play into stereotypes, but likes eating.

GAON Possible rising sign guesses: Leo, Aries

He has the same *eyes emoji* as Taehyun TXT and it’s def the Capricorn/Aquarius influence, just wanted to mention that LOL, leaning towards Leo rising bc of his hair and it would land his chart ruler (Cap sun) and his moon + venus in the 10th house. The Ultra Capricorn. He’s also rather small compared to the other members like his legs are very short and thin, puffs out his chest almost, super characteristic of Leo risings.

O.DE Possible rising sign guesses: Virgo

Another cerebral mfer LOL. Something is just telling me this, Gemini mercury would be his chart ruler. Seems very clean cut which I notice more with Virgo risings, his style is very out there but it’s cohesive and doesn’t seem flashy. Face is also kind of bug-like which is common with Virgo risings, he reminds me of a praying mantis. Afflicted Virgo placement - animal allergies (1st look interview). Afflicted Saturn (Sun and Moon as well) in the 10H - injury that lead to him quitting cross country (probably a knee injury; 10H and Saturn are ruled by Capricorn, which rules the knees)

JUN HAN Possible rising sign guesses: Scorpio, Cancer?

Man the way he is so quiet and also lowkey silly reminds me So Much of super introverted scorpio risings. also Eyes. Leo mars in the 10H chart ruler. Appears super tough on the outside, but actually has a lot of inward concerns. Quiet voice that sounds rather pinched (sidenote: makes me happy that the members stop talking to listen to him - Scorpio risings usually have a lot of presence, but can also be spoken over constantly because of their quiet voice). Wanting to stick in the background more than being in the spotlight.

JOOYEON Possible rising sign guesses: Sagittarius

*Horse emoji* LMAO. Prominent sag placements I’ve noticed have very square jaws. Pluto in the 1H gives him a scorp rising quality - everyone is already kinda obsessed with him, I see it a lot more with jy vs the other members!! asc conj. pluto also gives a very magnetic quality which adds to that. Sag risings are the most extroverted and tend to either look or actually be the tallest.

[majaloveschris]

What is this I keep hearing about Chris and Alba having matching Tattoo's, why on earth would He get a Matching Tattoo with someone who he can't even walk next to?

It started because Alba has a Saturn emoji in her bio (or had one before she deactivated it), and people thought Chris has a Saturn tattoo because of Alba. But I don't know who started this; they each had their own initial idea. Maybe I can imagine him having one in the future with his wife, but not with a girl whose hands he doesn't even want to hold.

[saturniandevil]

January 2021 & The Year Ahead

AKA my notes from The Astrology Podcast because I really appreciate these regular forecasts, supplemented with this big ephemeris.

WRAPPING UP

Going into this, Saturn & Jupiter will be conjunct in Aquarius on the solstice, December 21. (I’ve scheduled a reminder post so you can go out and see it--just after sunset!) I’ve also done a quick peek ahead and we’ve got a lot of Aquarian themes for us in January and 2021 in general--change in major cycles. Jupiter-Saturn conjunctions take place every 20 years, and this one in Aquarius shifts us to a ~200-year period where Jupiter-Saturn conjunctions will now take place in air signs, after having had them in earth signs for the past ~150 years. Air can represent information and data, and Kelly and Austin also talk about how air can also represent dispersion; you don’t see a breeze but you see the leaves or sand moving with it. We may move towards digital communication and decentralization/deconstruction of social & political institutions.

(Image of Archetypal Explorer software showing how December is the nexus of some major outer planet interactions)

HIGHLIGHTS

Saturn Square Uranus // ♄ □ ♅

Saturn has been contacting Pluto, who intensifies his structures, but this year Uranus will be challenging him. Worldwide we may see more large-scale pushes for larger change--the struggle for liberation against structures that are no longer working. Exact on: February 17 (♄♒ □ ♅♉ at 7° of each respective sign) June 14  (♄♒ □ ♅♉ at 13°) December 24 (♄♒ □ ♅♉ at 11°)

Jupiter square Uranus // ♃ □ ♅

This aspect has a shorter-term effect, but Jupiter may lend his benefic influence to this struggle and make the change easier or more constructive. Exact on: January 17 (♃♒ □ ♅♉ at 6°)

General shift from Cardinal signs to Fixed & Mutable signs

Jupiter’s and Saturn’s trips into Aquarius this week mean that 2021 will start out with a strong emphasis on early degrees of fixed signs right off the bat, and Mars will be entering Taurus soon as well. Look to the planets and houses where Aquarius and the other fixed signs fall for you to get a glimpse of where this shift may affect you on a personal level. Saturn will slowly trek through Aquarius over the next 2 years, and the nodes/eclipse axis will also shift into fixed signs in 2022.

The eclipse axis (N. and S. node) has already moved from Cancer-Capricorn to Gemini-Sagittarius, moving some personal & emotional focus to the mutable signs. (Eclipses occur when a new or full moon lines up with the nodes.) Dates: May 26 - total lunar eclipse (🌞♊ ☍ 🌙♐ at 5°) June 10 - annular solar eclipse (🌞 ☌ 🌙 at 19°♊) November 19 - partial lunar eclipse (🌞 ♏ ☍ 🌙 ♉ at 27°) December 4 - total solar eclipse (🌞 ☌ 🌙 at 12°♐)

Generally, the problems that cardinal signs have brought to attention or projects they have started will be changing for awhile--fixed signs are slow to get started but long-lasting.

Mercury retrogrades will also be taking place in air signs this year! More in-depth information below the cut (after January).

JANUARY 2021

January 6: Mars enters Taurus // ♂ ➡♉ This means he’ll be squaring Jupiter, Saturn, and conjunct Uranus--possibly igniting some of the issues they have brought forth? Mars and Uranus may prove combustible against critical Saturn, but Jupiter may be more receptive to change.

January 8: Mercury enters Aquarius, Venus enters Capricorn // ♄ ➡♒ ; ♀ ➡♑ This will put Mercury in a square to Mars--watch what you say! Our messenger will also be squaring Uranus in Taurus, which may indicate disruptive difficulties in the communication or distribution of basic material necessities, or changes in currency.

January 13: New Moon at 23° Capricorn // 🌞 ☌ 🌙 23♑

January 14: Uranus goes direct at 6° Taurus // ♅(d) 6♉

January 19: Sun enters Aquarius // 🌞➡♒

January 28: Full Moon at 9° Leo // 🌞9♒ ☍ 🌙9♌ The moon will be opposite a close Sun-Jupiter conjunction in Aquarius, as well as squaring that Mars-Uranus conjunction, forming T-square in Leo, Aquarius, and Taurus. Expect tension and outbursts--perhaps channeled unexpectedly through that empty point in Scorpio.

January 30: Mercury Retrograde at 26° Aquarius  // ☿(rx) 26♒

Rest of 2021 below the cut!

QUARTERLY BREAKDOWN

Similar to January, here are some highlights for the months ahead. (Sorry but I’m ditching the emojis now or I’d go insane trying to cut and paste them.  They’ll be back in other posts announcing sign ingresses, monthly forecasts, etc.)

Aquarius Stellium By the 10th we will have the Sun, Moon, Mercury, Venus, Jupiter, and Saturn all in Aquarius---that’s every visible planet except Mars! Last time this happened was in 1961-2. Look to your chart to see where this will affect you; Feburary will show you how Aquarius is going to manifest for you.

These planets will be hidden by the sun’s light (cazimi), considered a behind-the-scenes “cycle reset” for each. As the sun moves forward, these planets will become visible again in the sky just before sunrise, literally re-emerging into our view.

Saturn Square Uranus, Jupiter Square Uranus

Mercury Retrograde in Aquarius From January 30 (26 degrees) to February 20 (11 degrees). This means he’ll be slowly moving towards a conjunction with Jupiter (visible in the morning sky).

March

March 3: Mars enters Gemini This will relieve some of the pressure on the fixed squares; things may get a little more flexible. Lots of energy, possible all over the Internet.

March 4: Jupiter conjunct Mercury in Aquarius Some ease of communications here.

March 20-26: Venus conjunct Sun in Pisces & Aries The Sun enters Pisces on the 20th with Venus following on the 21st. She’s exalted in Pisces, but hidden under the Sun’s rays. Mercury has entered Pisces just a few days earlier as well.

Mars conjunct North Node in Gemini Squaring the Sun and Venus throughout the month. Mars may indicate rashness and the North Node confusion (eclipses)--check where Gemini falls in your chart to see where things may fall off a good path.

SECOND QUARTER OF 2021

April

Venus-Sun conjunction continues She’s not to happy being burnt by the Sun or in fiery Aries, though she does enter her domicile in Taurus.

Stellium in Taurus Mercury, Venus, Sun, and Uranus will be hanging out in early-mid Taurus by the 20th, loosely squaring Saturn in Aquarius while they’re close to each other. We may find ourselves “going outside like we never have before.” We’ll be reintegrating into the physical world as an act of rebellion, or rediscovering older knowledge as something new and revolutionary.

April 23: Mars moves into Cancer Slower, more subtle and emotional than Mars in Gemini

April 26: Full Moon at 7° Scorpio Really emphasizing the Taurus Stellium & Saturn-Uranus square. In mutual reception (in each others’ domicile-similar to a conjunction) with Mars in Cancer

April 27: Pluto retrograde at 26° Capricorn Pluto is the last of those big planets to hang around here. May affect the United States’ chart (having a Pluto return.)

May

May 13: Jupiter enters Pisces At last, the major benefic in his domicile! He’s moved away from his fall this year, but was still co-present with negating Saturn up at this point--but now he’s out on his own. Aggressive hugs, chicken soup for the soul, possibly a return of travel in some places (“spring break”). In a mutable sign he can show us the new opportunities in events that have occurred. However he’ll go back to Aquarius this year--rooming with his landlord Saturn. It’s a bit of a sneak peak for 2022.

May 23: Saturn Retrograde at 13° Aquarius

May 26: Total Lunar Eclipse at 5° Sagittarius Picking up some of the themes from the eclipse we just had in December 2020 and turning them in a new direction. This eclipse’s ruler is Jupiter in Pisces, and the Sun’s ruler Mercury is also in domicile in Gemini (the Sun is opposite the Moon at all full moons, this time he’s in Gemini.)

It’s an eclipse, though--what are we not seeing, what are we missing? Our podcast hosts are predicting that perhaps travel agencies will rush forward and miss some things. December 14, the last eclipse, the US had the electoral college officially vote for Biden and the first patient to receive the vaccine--the US chart has Sag rising and Jupiter in Cancer (in the most common chart).

May 29: Mercury Retrograde at 24° Gemini Squaring Neptune in Pisces--perhaps the increased travel will be due to some illusions. He’ll be STRONG during this retrograde, so there may be some disastrous overload in travel or other Mercurian areas, such as communication.

June

June 5: Mars in Cancer opposite Pluto in Capricorn 26° cardinal signs are especially sensitive to this shift in power dynamics. This has been building since the last eclipse and precedes another one.

June 10: Solar eclipse at 19° Gemini Triple conjunction with Sun/Moon/Mercury, squaring Neptune in Pisces. A time for fantasy and illusions, not so great on the logistics.

June 11: Mars enters Leo Once again, fixed sign emphasis--this time Mars is approaching the Saturn♒-Uranus♉ square, which has been building and will go exact on the 14th. We may be headed for more social turmoil and a fire Mars will make this all louder.

June 20: Jupiter Retrograde at 21° Pisces He has unfinished business in Saturn in Aquarius. He’ll go back into Pisces when Mars, Uranus, and Saturn allow us some more optimism.

THIRD QUARTER

July

July 1: Mars opposite Saturn

July 3: Mars square Uranus This further emphasizes the stubborn tension that’s been plaguing us all year--intensifying in midsummer.

July 28: Jupiter re-enters Aquarius He may be playing a bit of peacemaker between Saturn and Uranus in the fixed signs.

July 22: Sun enters Leo The Sun generally has a stabilizing influence, especially in a fixed signs, but he’ll have to contend with Saturn (as will all planets in Leo for the next couple years.) Both planets are in their domicile for this opposition, perhaps bringing a more moderate, measured negotiation to the conflicts of Mars ☍ Saturn at the beginning of the month.

July 29: Mars enters Virgo He’ll be exiting an opposition with Jupiter, meaning he’ll no longer be aggravating the fixed outer planet struggles. Venus precedes him a week earlier; at a personal level we may be a little more calculating and flexible.

August

First week: Sun square Uranus Is over within the first seven days. A little more positive for us.

August 16: Venus enters Libra Finally, she can enjoy her domicile without Saturn squaring her in Capricorn! The benefics are more free to help us in 2021 than they were in 2020. We start reaching fair agreements, whether personally, politically or financially.

August 18: Mercury conjunct Mars at 12° Virgo Fast & Furious! An earth Mercury may push is towards a tangible solution. Mars is in fall, but is being received by Mercury (Mars is in Mercury’s domicile), and may really listen to the messenger. This also trines Uranus in Taurus, adding a distinct flavor of technological innovation here.

August 22: Venus (♎) trine Saturn (♒) Venus is in Saturn’s sign of exaltation as well--she’s got the power to make some deals with structured Saturn. Coincides with a Full Moon in Aquarius and the Sun entering Virgo.

August 30: Mercury enters Libra He’s joining Venus, and Mars is coming soon

September

September 10: Venus enters Scorpio

September 14: Mars enters Libra The accords reached during Venus in Libra may come crashing down as Mercury and Mars join her--some may stay, but some deals are OFF!

September 27: Mercury Retrograde at 25° Libra We’ll really be rethinking some of the agreements that were just made. He’ll trine Jupiter before and during this retrograde--things will feel good. But with Mars there we’ll have to face the issues.

FOURTH QUARTER

Things will really get spicy towards the end of the year.

October

October 6: Pluto goes Direct at 24° Capricorn fjdhada

October 6: New Moon in Libra Conjunct Mercury and Mars, with the planets making trines to Jupiter and Saturn as they approach and leave this lunation. May see a challenge to agreement and accord in the realms under the outer planets’ rule.

October 10: Saturn stations direct at 6°♒

October 18: Mercury stations Direct at 10 Libra, Jupiter stations Direct at 22 Aquarius

October 19: Full Moon at 27 Aries Opposite Sun-Mars conjunction in Libra. This highlights a growing square between Mars (23°♎) and Pluto (24°♑). Jupiter (22°♒) is trine the Sun & Mars, though, so he may relieve some of the pressure.

October 30: Mars enters Scorpio Once again he’ll activate that Saturn-Uranus square and add pressure to the fixed signs.

November

Mars, Sun, Mercury enter Scorpio They will each activate that outer planet square. The accords that weren’t working in October will be really apparent now.

November 19: Lunar eclipse in Taurus This is the first eclipse on the axis we’ll be seeing in 2022--a foreshadowing for the following year. And this will further aggravate some of the fixed sign tension we’ve been experiencing. It’s also squaring Jupiter at 24 Aquarius, who may ease the aspects a liiittle bit.

December

December 1: Neptune stations direct at 20° Pisces

December 4: Total solar eclipse at 12° Sagittarius The completion of the eclipse series on the Gemini-Sag axis. The nodes will change early 2022, and the themes of the eclipse cycle that started a year previous (last week at time of writing) will wrap up. Mars is still in Scorpio, and the “martial” fixed star Antares is close by to this eclipse--strong chance some of the previous contention will ignite or stay aflame.

December 19: Venus Retrograde at 26° Capricorn She’ll be leading us into 2022 with this motion. She’s conjunct Pluto during this station, slowing down almost to his pace as she prepares to change directions. Venus & Pluto may represent more obsessive love, and in Capricorn things may be melancholic and bound/restrained.

December 24: Uranus♉-Saturn♒ square exact to the minute (5°11″) This is the final, most intense culmination of the aspect that has overshadowed the year (although it will come back in ‘22 as well.)

December 28: Jupiter re-enters Pisces He’ll travel all the way through it this time! ;) From this watery domicile he may put out some of the fires that Mars started. We welcome an empowered benefic as we move on to the new year--good news for the mutable signs!

[kingkatsuki]

not thirsty but i’d love to do some good ol consensual hand holding with our boy bakugou and h m maybe i’ll be an emoji anon. never done that before so you’ve popped my cherry, so to speak, eh? 💀💀 - 🪐

I always get so excited when my anons give themselves names or emojis, I’m like omg people wanna talk to meeee. Okay, Saturn anon~

Holding Bakugou’s sweaty palm while you walk down the street together, his large hands dwarfing your own as his thick fingers weaved between yours. Bakugou always radiated such heat, your temperature only increasing because of what you knew lay between your legs. Your cocky boyfriend having planted a vibrating egg inside your panties before taking you out for “lunch”. 

You bit your lip in anticipation, not knowing when he might activate the toy, knowing that his other hand was buried deep inside his hoodie pocket, fumbling with the remote as he watched you from the corner of his eye. 

The first vibrations made you jerk unexpectedly, the vibrations were hard and rapid, your legs almost buckling as Bakugou’s grip on your hand tightened, making sure you couldn’t slip out of his grip and that you didn’t fall face first into concrete. 

Your fingers trembling between his own now as he kept the vibrations on, watching as you tried to remain calm, your thighs now spread as you began to walk funny, trying to avoid the intense surge of pleasure that was directly against your clit. Bakugou wouldn’t let you remove your grip on his hand, keeping you close to him so he could feel exactly what this toy was doing to you, your grip against him fluttering every time he changed the dial on the control... So he could feel exactly what he was doing to you, as well as witness the blissed out expression on your face.

“Stop walking funny, dumbass.” Giving your hand a few squeezes to try and get you to calm down, “This isn’t even one of the higher settings.”

[skzshortcake]

Stray kids ship please! (P.S ILY ) I dont know if there are any guidelines for what to send in a ship so i decided to put my zodiacs, a description of my personality, and my aesthetic :)

Zodiacs: Sun: Cancer|Moon: Gemini|Mercury: Gemini|Venus: Gemini|Mars: Pisces|Saturn: Cancer

Personality description (courtesy of my best friend, dont ask me why he wrote a whole paragraph-): Alright so Grace is basically 50% goofball 50% sweetheart. Seriously shes sweeter than candy. Also shes like the funniest person alive, its like her mission in life to make everyone laugh and whenever she does she gets this big smile on her face and proceeds to make you lose your shit laughing even more. Also she laughs at like literally everything, so shes ALWAYS smiling. Shes super random, shell like randomly break out into song in the middle of the mall (THAT WAS ONLY LIKE 1 TIME DJDJ) or start dancing in the middle of an empty parking lot when its raining, also whenever an atmosphere gets too quiet or uncomfortable she’ll scream something off the top of her head. Mostly she’s a complete sweetheart tho. Like her family high-key sucks and never made her feel loved or comfortable with showing emotions straightforwardly so she mostly does it in subtle ways (like physical affection, gifts, acts of service, etc.) Shes insecure tho, and she wants to make sure you know she loves you, so she’ll try really hard to tell you through words sometimes. That always results in her stumbling over her words or stuttering or rambling (plus a very cute red face, i may be a very gay man but i still recognize a cutie pie when i see one.) And then she gets all flustered and starts apologizing and you kinda have to just let her know that hey, its okay, i know you tried and i understood, or itll never end. Also shes like a complete romantic. Like she helped my brother plan his wedding cuz she knew him and his fiance and she just lOVED IT and kept getting this big ole smile on her face whenever she saw them do something romantic (she always goes “awwwww” when she sees little kids running around holding hands or old couples being sweet.) Shes also like the most accepting person ever, like regardless of your sexuality or gender or race or religion, she doesnt care, she just sees you as human, which is refreshing. Her hobbies are basically anything involving art (she especially likes to sing and draw, her voice sounds like a literal angel) also she’s huge bookworm (especially dystopian fiction, she lives for that crap), and music is essentially her entire life. P.S: Say hi to ur fav blogs for me (alright ig Jay says hello).

Aesthetic I achieve (apparently, according to Jay I do, idk myself that well): Sunny days, sunflowers, daisies, picnics on a red plaid blanket, laughter, number 2 pencils, playful kisses, teddy bears with red ribbons, tea with honey, sun hats, striped shirts and denim jeans, buttered popcorn and caramel apples, bumblebees, waffles topped with blueberres and whipping cream and pancakes drizzled in strawberry syrup

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oh my god you and your friend are just precious. tell him hi for me! 

I ship you with hyunjin!

I think he shows affection in the same way that you do, grace!

so I think you two would get along just fine!

hyunjin just loves you so much, he’s got this type of love for you that’s like “I adore you so much and you’re such a genuinely good person and i’m so proud of you and I want to be around you all the time.”

he loves your aesthetic so much and makes sure to take you out on dates that he knows will make you happy

like he’s out exploring in the city and finds a cute park with a hidden area where the sunlight peeks through the tree branches

and his first thought is “I need to bring grace here”

skz can tell that he’s just genuinely happy around you, you bring out the best in him

you make him want to jump for joy!

he wants to show his dancing and singing to you because he feels so appreciated when you take the time to watch him

sometimes he just lays on you and won’t move

he’s just so comfortable in your presence 

but he does kinda want to baby you a bit too!

hyunjin seems to me like he wants someone who will let him take care of them but still be a bit independent

so he shows his affection by texting you with lots of emojis! and through helping you with the little things like dishes or cleaning your room because he loves your reaction when you fake punch him and tell him he didn’t have to

he just giggles and his eyes form cute crescent moons as he pulls you into a hug

“I just love helping you, sweetie!”

he’s always around you, you play video games together, you eat together (and when you’re not together it’s over facetime), you sing together, you read together anything! (ps he really wants to see your art, he adores everything you to and will promote your art so much!!)

nicknames he would call you:

sweetie, baby

a date you would go on:

picnic date in the park!

he takes you to that little secluded area and lays out a pretty blanket for you. he wants to take plenty of pictures of you with the sunlight and your cute straw hat. and he even went out and bought fruit smoothies for you both! he probably talks with you for a bit until you’re both tired and then you lean on him while he plays videos on his phone.

honorable mention: jisung!