i recognize that simon and edwin meeting and parting in hell is narratively very good and provides closure for all. but imagine if simon had agreed to try and escape with edwin. and charles doesn't have time to really question it, because anybody who likes edwin is aces in his book and it's hell, they need to leave. (edwin, out of courtesy to their third companion, puts his plan to confess on hold until they've escaped.)
suddenly the edwin harem of "supernatural boys who all hate each other but are attracted to that negative rizz" gains another member, and at some point edwin is going to have to mention that simon was the boy who sacrificed him to hell.
the chaos. crystal's bitchy commentary. charles going from friendly smiling to clutching his cricket bat. niko's whispering "200k slow burn schoolboy rivals to lovers" with heart eyes. it'd be chef's kiss good. edwin fleeing to his books and praying that nobody, but especially not the cat king, finds him because there has been SO MUCH emotion already. hysterical.
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Wyman Manderley had to have been a younger son unexpected to become heir and trained to take up The Law because im sorry but finding a LOOPHOLE to escape divine punishment for breaking 2 of the biggest taboos in your society is such a lawyer-y thing to do
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👻 "father's day... i was never one to care about those holidays of which the media perpetuates consumerism. when a man takes up the role of a father, the real gift is a good wife 'n good children. children, who you can mold and strengthen, and know you've raised 'em right when they can fend for themselves."
👻 "y'know, my son was never grateful for that. i fed him, clothed him, gave him my finest revolver that my own papa gave to me, and all james gave me in return was the behavior of a shakin' stray dog beggin' for scraps. like those varmint cats his mother would let in who'd beg for my homemade beef jerky and use my desk as a scratching post-"
✖ "what the fuck- how'd you get in here?"
👻"...hm... been hearin' voices every now and then ever since i shuffled off this mortal coil..."
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my mil : “so how is kaitlyn? is she sending thank you cards to everyone? it’s the LEAST she could do since they weren’t even invited to the wedding.”
we had ELEVEN GUESTS!!!! my own twin brother wasn’t even able to make it!!!! i’m not sending a thank you card to some random ass woman that you went to high school with, has no idea who i am, AND didn’t send ME a card or anything!!!!!
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my aunt and uncle have two cats and I went to see them and they were like one is very social and the other one doesn't like guests. both of them came to me 1 second after entering the house and they let me pet them (I felt very blessed)
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Listen, friends, I've seen the whole "where would you put the one swear word in the lotr trilogy" debate, and it's all very amusing and everything
but if you do not think that Mister Bilbo Baggins (of Bag End) would be the only character who says Fuck in the whole trilogy (and over something very mundane at that), then you are wrong
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if i had the energy, i would make a video compilation of Marcio Moreno carrying the entirety of RE4 remake on his back
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why does minho post all his stuff at 5:25 precisely why did he say he missed his members so much his heart hurt when he was in the army why has he always known everyone’s schedules better than they themselves did like what am i meant to do with that. where am i meant to put all these feelings
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