#he will never live down the “inviting Babs to his wedding after screwing her” thing

[arrowmaker15]

(Dick and Jason walking through a mall)

Jason: So, why are we here again?

Dick: Babs wants something.

Jason: And I had to come with for what reason?

Dick: If you get something for Steph while I get something for Babs, it will one, make them happier, two, earn you good boyfriend points, and three, they won't talk bad about us to anyone in or out of costume just to see us get punched.

Jason:

Jason: You clever bastard. You finally had a good fuckin' idea and you waited this long to tell me? Let's go make our girls happy.