#he’s just a little sweaty

[meatloafzzz]

(ง'̀-'́)ง

[sergle]

he's just a handsome young man, your honor

[thiinka]

[sarioh]

still cannot get over how much of a toxic sweat joel is. like if you watched his pov for mcc you would have no idea that his main schtick is that he's literally a builder on a fantasy roleplay server he is one of the most unnecessarily competitive players ive ever seen. the guy taught himself to speed bridge for tgttos and he occasionally does it on empires just to show off. he posted a clip on twitter of him playing tgttos on mcc island and the only words he says in the whole clip are "fuck off" four times. he camps the subreddit and viciously attacks anyone who places his team lower than top 5. someone so much as looks at him funny on stream in empires and he goes back to his base, grabs a chestplate and 5 golden apples, and hunts them down in complete silence until they're dead. you just know that man spends hours of his free time grinding competitive minecraft and for WHAT. to build a floating island???? to babysit his armor stand son????? NOBODY does it like him

[momomallowart]

The new CG has me in a mood (and the mood is punk goes pop) ʕ≧ᴥ≦ʔ🤘

[nuclearanomaly]

Post workout cuddle, y/n?

pose ref

[mariocki]

Hush...Hush, Sweet Charlotte (1964)

"Miriam? He really... isn't here, is he? Just now, I thought I heard... sometimes at night, when I wake up, it seems as if he really is here. Don't turn on the light. It's not real when it's light. It's only real when it's dark - dark and still."

[phoebe-delia]

I want a fic where Harry goes to a Muggle gay bar for the first time and Draco is working as the bartender and they start talking and Harry comes back every week and then they have sex and fall in love.

[gojoest]

cancel me if you will but despite the huge body count toji gets slightly nervous the first time you are intimate, thank you

[arospecsyourblockdudes]

I just know that shang qinghua had to be feeling some sort of weirdass emotion the first time he met one of his characters

[sableeira]

Mr. Perfect Crime

[msmargaretmurry]

friends i am at sharks/oilers and feeling genuinely unwell about leon draisaitl

[donaldtheduckdad]

Reigen Arataka is NOT a generic anime boy in this essay I will

[hana-bobo-finch]

EWWW ROMANCE BUT ALSO GIGGLES THIS IS SOOOO CUTE BUT ALSO EWWW STOP yes this is about the dinyon mother pill fic I’m writing

[lilithapril]

Little Star ✨

You can find other versions including a bloody version here

[littleplantfreak]

i wanted to just paint a picture about Togame teaching you grappling holds and chokes for self defense because I think about it often so its under the cut cause im sure ill get a little raunchy but i explain the choke first and also it’s got breath play/asphyxiation (the choke part speaks for itself maybe ) so if you dont like that dont read it 😘

so a picture to specify the choke im gonna talk about quick and it is a jiu jitsu one because i never took judo

behold! the triangle choke from guard! The guard part just means you’re on your back p much. The point of it is in the name - to choke someone, specifically with their own shoulder pressing into the side of the neck and cutting off blood flow from that beautiful artery you look for when you normally choke someone for fun. Your legs do a lot of the work but its a fun choke to do lol.

Technical aspects aside, I just see Jo trying to teach you while you’re rolling on the floor and it takes him a second to remember he was in a similar position between your legs earlier this morning, thighs clamped and squeezing around his head as he ate you out. So when you manage to get properly into choke position and you’re nearly squeezing him enough to where he’s head feels light and buzzed, he gasps out a “little harder, Bunny” before it cuts him off completely and he taps your leg with his free arm twice. His face just pressed into your lower stomach as you release your legs and you can feel his panting into your shirt. Ugh the dazed, kinda goofy smile he gives you while grabbing your hips and sliding you down further towards him asking if you mind taking a little break with himmmm.