#he’s not a scaredy cat and I feel like rn everyone writes him as one

[dudethatsmyundeaduncle]

Danny’s parents want to kill him and he’s like “f in the chat y’all dinner boutta be so awkward tonight smh”

Ok so I know everyone loves the angsty headcannons where Danny is terrified of his parents cuz they wanna kill him but we’ve had that hot take since 2005 I’m here for a source material revival, the much more entertaining “Danny’s parents want to kill him and he actively doesn’t give a fuck”

CUZ UH, IM REWATCHING THE FIRST SEASON AND I FORGOT HOW GENUINELY BLASÉ HE IS ABOUT MADDIE AND JACK TRYING TO GET HIS ASS ITS SO FUNNY.

Like mom holding a literal ghost gun to his head: eh kinda unphased he even has time to quip, his parents say they wanna tear em to pieces: meh see u guys at dinner, LIKE OUR GUY IS SO UNPHASED HE THINKS THIS SHIT IS FUNNY! (s1 ep. 14 public enemy)

And he’s unphased despite knowing his parents tech works and knowing that his mother is actually a good shot. So like I love angst Danny and y’all should keep up the good work but where is my s1 Danny ‘COULDN’T give less of a fuck about his parents’ Fenton representation?

Cuz think of this, for your DPXDC AU consideration, Danny would fit in so well with the bat gang if only because they could try to stab, shoot, capture, brainwash, and stalk him and he’d be like “oh cool villain of the week shit? Nice, what’re we having for lunch.” He. Wouldn’t. Flinch.

[dulce-pjm]

get to know me tag game !!

tagged by the lovely @hauntedlilies !! thanks sweet m! these are always fun :))

as usual i rambled and got a little personal with the answers so you know all you followers keep building up the blackmail material i guess LOL

When is your birthday?

january 15!

What is your favorite color?

ahhh it’s always changing but rn i’m vibing with purple, pink, green, and yellow :))

What’s your lucky number?

7, 10, 15 :)

Do you have any pets?

yes !!! two cats and two dogs and i adore them !!!

How tall are you?

5′8″ (watch out jimin!! based on the evidence i have seven years left to outgrow you !!!)

How many pairs of shoes do you own?

i haven’t a clue

Favorite song?

my go-to answer is always seesaw but tbh it’s so hard to pick !!

Favorite movie?

agghhhhhh how do you choose???? i’ve mostly been watching animated movies recently bc it comforts me so probably your name or monster’s inc :)

What would be your ideal partner?

...park jimin?

LOL in all seriousness... i tend to like extroverts and just people who are super passionate about something !!! both romantically and in any relationship!! honestly oikawa tooru is the template i would drop everything and marry him he is a precious petty idiot and i love him the most

Do you want children?

fjdslgkhsdlkfjlsd not right now !!!! i tend to not answer this question too directly because i have plenty of time to think about it and i don’t want to tie myself to any direction !!!

Have you gotten in trouble with the law?

lol no but i think after a quick scroll through my tumblr you could have guessed that 

What color socks are you wearing?

no socks !!! unless it’s winter and i’m freezing sleeping in socks is a crime >:( but earlier i was wearing pink and purple socks !

Bath or shower?

depends !! but i never feel clean after a bath and still end up showering, the bath is just for me to chill 

Favorite type of music?

hmmmm kpop, musical theatre, minecraft music LOL

How many pillows do you sleep with?

four !! SLFKJLDSGH lol

Which position do you sleep in?

depends !!! i used to sleep exclusively on my stomach but i’ve changed a bit and honestly any position is possible! but no matter what i am cuddling a pillow (with the other three piled around me) and probably holding my own hand LOL 

What don’t you like when you’re sleeping?

being cold :( i can deal with hot but being freezing is terrible !! i like to spread out but when you’re cold you have to like curl yourself up to preserve heat

What do you have for breakfast?

cold leftovers are the ideal breakfast <3 i used to like breakfast foods but most of them just make me nauseous now so i end up just eating leftovers or coffee/tea 

Have you ever tried archery?

like once? like literally did one shot. was not good 

Favorite fruit?

strawberries !!!! yum yum yum (after that probably mango)

Favorite swear word?

i don’t know that i have a favorite but i say fuck the most LOL

Do you have any scars?

yes !! i’m clumsy so i have many burn scars on my hands from cooking or curling my hair (the biggest one was very creatively named Mark by my bestie and beta reader @delayedimperfection). i also have several scars from my psycho/lovely cat on my arms and hands (and then i went in the sun after getting several of them and yeah they probably will never go away it’s fine)

Are you a good liar?

nope !!! especially if you know me i think my tells are just easy to pick up on!! i rarely win as imposter in among us :( tragic 

What’s your personality type?

infp-t!! i think that’s what this is asking

What’s your favorite type of girl?

all !!!! 

Left or right handed?

right !! my left hand is useless <33

Favorite food?

sushi !!!! it’s filling but a lot of food makes me nauseous nowadays and i never feel that way after eating sushi 

Are you clean or messy?

messy !!

Favorite foreign food?

well i guess sushi LOL but i am always down to try something new!

How long does it take for you to get ready?

depends on how greasy my hair is!! anywhere from five minutes to an hour-ish

Most used phrase?

lol probably “oh my gosh” and “oh my god.” i also say this phrase that’s like from a specific city but i honestly do not even know to spell it it’s like gibberish i don’t even know

**update (not that anyone was asking) but i did some research and the phrase is jeezle petes!! it’s not exclusive to the city i picked it up from but that one city is how i learned it :))

Are you a good singer?

lol i’d like to hope so !!! i did musical theatre for several years so if i’m terrible well whoops? lol

Do you sing to yourself?

of course !!! 

Biggest fear?

ummmm idk i am such a scaredy cat so i’d say most things spook me !! i guess i’d say abandonment as a serious answer and ghosts as a silly(ish) one 

Do you like long or short hair?

i generally like shorter hair (on myself and other people) but i mean different hairstyles suit different people !!

Are you into gossip?

idk i don’t like to speculate and i try to always give people the benefit of the doubt but !!! if it’s me and my mom in the car well then no fucking mercy 

Extrovert or introvert?

introvert !!!! if you message me first i’ll love you forever (also hence why i love extroverts, they balance me out !!)

Favorite school subject?

i love love love chemistry and any kind of science !!!! (definitely haven’t projected that into any of my fics no no no...)

What makes you nervous?

being in unfamiliar places !! i hate feeling lost or feeling like people can tell that i’m lost

Who was your first real crush?

fjdlsghsdlk idk... i have such a hard time expressing and processing romantic feelings that i’m not really sure that i’ve had one !!! my best guess is probably my best friend a few years ago but honestly i don’t really even think i had a crush, i was just trying to reciprocate how he felt SJLDGKJLSDGKH this is soooo personal anyways~~~~~

How many piercings do you have?

i used to have three in each ear but due to some unfortunate circumstances two (in each ear) grew in :( i plan to get them re-pierced soon though !!

How fast can you run?

GJLSDGHLDKF idk ????? i’d like to think i’m relatively fast because i have longer legs but honestly that’s such a lie i have to be in fear to really be fast LOL

What makes you angry?

hmmm!! tbh it takes a lot to make me mad, i’m pretty chill and usually i get sad/upset rather than actually angry! but the quickest way to make me mad is to like expect something from me and never communicate it!! i can’t read your fucking mind i’m the biggest people pleaser i know and would probably bend over backwards for you if you just told me GJSLDKFHL yes this is about a very specific set of instances <3333

Do you like your own name?

yeah, actually !! naomi is an alias, i chose it just for fun, but i like my irl name too :)

What are your weaknesses?

my crippling self doubt :’) also i’m so ticklish it isn’t funny. hmmmm i also tend to put other people’s needs before my own and then let them take advantage of that GHLSDKFJS it’s fine. AND i need everyone to like me all the time especially when they are mean to me (which makes me easy to manipulate unfortunately flsdkghdlskfj why am i giving out this info)

What are your strengths?

i think i give okay advice and i’m good at teaching other people things !!! i’ve also been told i’m very genuine and honest :)

What is the color of your bedspread?

grey !!

Color of your room?

lol grey, white, and then honestly just an assorted bunch of colors

this was fun !!! tagging @softbobamilktae, @moon-write​, and @jtrbluv !!!

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masterlist 🕊

hi!! welcome to my masterlist!

i try to make all of my imagines as inclusive as possible. PLEASE let me know if i discriminate against any group in any way; this is a safe space for everyone!

fluff 🧸 | angst 🕯| steamy ⚡️| personal favorite 🦦 | from an event ✨ ↬ i write predominantly fluff!

PETER PARKER imagines - anywhere from 1k to 10k words

desperate times and desperate measures 🧸 ↬ you're an avenger on a fake date with peter to get information from a group of villains, and peter has to think quick in order not to blow your cover... wink wink

far from home (part one, part two, part three, part four, part five) 🧸🕯 ↬ you and peter sit next to each other on the plane to europe and what begins as a friendship turns into so much more

can’t help it 🧸⚡️ ↬ you and peter have been dating for a few months now, and being the kind boy he is, he always asks for a kiss when he wants one. when kissing he always lets you set the pace because he's afraid to hurt you (because of his powers), but this time, his feelings are too much…

sista-sista 🧸🕯 ↬ you (peter's sister) were recruited by nick fury multiple years ago. ever since he discovered you, he took you in and trained you to work behind the scenes at S.H.I.E.L.D., and was the one to help you recover after being kidnapped by a terrorist group and experimented on (which resulted in you getting your powers). nick convinces you to work on a mission with peter, resulting in your coming clean to him about your past and the biological relationship between the two of you

study date 🧸 ↬ you and peter have been friends for most of your life but have slightly grown apart this last year due to peter's spider-man duties. finally, the two of you get together to work on a project and things... happen?

fancy-schmancy 🧸 ↬ you and peter sneak out of a fancy charity event because adults are boring and there’s better things to do

competitive 🧸 ↬ you and peter have had an interesting relationship due to the fact that you're both competing for being number one in your class. but, over time, a small, unexpected romance grows out of the rivalry

laser tag 🧸⚡️ ↬ tony organizes a game of avengers laser tag. you and peter are on opposite sides and have made it clear to each other that you will fight to the death- whatever it takes

NINE-NINE! 🧸 ↬ you and peter spend most nights watching brooklyn nine-nine together and have found just how similar the two of you were to the show's lead couple, jake and amy

how about a kiss, saumensch? (part one, part two) 🧸🕯 ↬ when peter sees you reading the book thief and talking about it afterwards, your love for it makes him want to read it. so, he does, and he decides to follow in the steps of rudy steiner, asking for a kiss at every chance he gets

take your things and go (part one, part two) 🧸🕯 ↬ you and peter have a love-hate relationship that makes some advances when the two of you land in a close situation

holy water!  🧸⚡️ ↬ after catching you and peter getting a little heated, natasha decides to take things into her own hands... in the messiest of ways

letters 🧸 ↬  after too long a wait for you and peter to just get together, the team decides to get you together their way

curiosity killed the cat 🧸🦦 ↬ peter parker is a photographer. the boy is absolutely obsessed with taking pictures of anything that attracts him, anything that catches his eye... anything, particularly you

under the mistletoe 🧸🕯 ↬ high school holiday parties can lead to unfortunate circumstances... especially when it involves your lifelong enemy and one godforsaken garnish

spider-man chapstick 🧸 ↬ nostalgic finds at new york bodegas can lead to flirtatious and awkward encounters with the boy you call your best friend

the benefits of fake dating 🧸 ↬ although incredibly annoying, flash thompson’s arrogance was just what you and peter needed

valentine’s and pickup lines 🧸🦦 ↬  sometimes, having to do mj's job for her can work out in the best ways. especially when it's valentine's day and a certain local hero has an errand to make

midtown morning announcements 🧸🕯 ↬ as a reporter for midtown tech's daily announcements, it's easy to get carried away with ideas. especially ones involving the newest superhero from queens

brace-face 🧸🦦 ↬ in which you get braces, peter is persistent, and mr. delmar gives you free slushees

take a bullet 🧸🕯 ↬ you and peter go on your first mission without the team, flirting can be a powerful tool, and cliches like "taking a bullet" for someone don't seem so unrealistic anymore

bad date 🧸 ↬ maybe trying to get over a crush on your best friend wasn't such a good idea after all

trust issues 🧸🕯 ↬ it wasn't peter's fault that he had trust issues after his mentor's death and his most recent superhero friend's manipulation, but it also wasn't your fault that you just wanted to be his friend

locked out 🧸 ↬ y/n can't remember to grab her keys, peter misses the old days with you, and may baked extra cookies

peter! from physics! 🧸 ↬ y/n can't be controlled by wallets, peter parker gets crushes too easily, and crime in new york is abnormally low

to the man who let her go 🧸🕯 ↬ fuck brad davis. yeah

odd one out 🧸🕯 ↬ thanos' plan was to wipe out half of the universe, but what happens when the universe isn't evenly numbered?

swing and a kiss 🧸 ↬  crushes from english class and a *touch* of ptsd turn into a new form of transportation, messy rooftop shenanigans, and a lecture from one (1) tony stark

i want it, i got it 🧸 ↬ newfound confidence during karaoke night certainly can end up in peter parker making bold moves

stolen kisses 🧸 ↬ secret dating always ends in getting caught, especially by a suspicious best friend and a group of superheroes that’s been rooting for you and peter for years.

wish i were heather  🕯 ↬ a relationship that never happened and the wrong one that did.

blurbs - under 1k words

party confessions 🧸⚡️ ↬ you and peter get paired up for seven minutes in heaven

go fix my car, assbag 🧸 ↬ you catch flash bullying peter in the hallway and you decide you've had enough of his crap (haven't we all?)

over-protective peter 🧸 ↬ when flash harasses you in the hallway, peter steps in and gets maybe a bit too angry…

movies and cuddles 🧸 ↬ the avengers have a movie night and you and peter end up in a slightly embarrassing situation

let me show you 🧸 ↬ peter helps you frost a cake in the avengers' kitchen at midnight and it turns into a food fight in which your father, tony stark, catches the two of you mid-fight  

scaredy-cat 🧸 ↬ you and peter are dorm neighbors (at MIT, of course), and he helps you out of a sticky-spider-situation

condensation 🧸🦦 ↬ cute neighbors drawing on condensated windows sure have the key to your heart

may? 🧸 ↬ sometimes, peter parker is a bit too caught up in the moment to realize the words that come out of his mouth... but, all for the lolz, right?

care package 🧸🕯 ↬ life is tough, but when a boy donned in red and blue shows up to make you feel better, it isn't so bad

eau de cologne 🧸⚡️🦦 ↬ avengers galas normally annoy you, but the scent of a certain hero can most certainly distract you

massage for massage? 🕯 ↬ unrequited feelings hurt, especially when your hands are the one massaging away his pain

a drive to montauk 🧸 ↬ a peaceful roadtrip with peter

moonlight tears (part one, part two) 🕯 ↬ depression took you away from yourself, but peter didn't let it take you away from him

the penis game 🧸🦦 ↬ a group of boys at the library plays the penis game and none of them manage to get above a quiet yell, so you take matters into your own hands

peter parker for pepper spray! 🧸 ↬ y/n lost her pepper spray, old men in new york are creepy, and peter parker just walked out of delmar's with a sandwich in hand and a kind enough heart to help out an enemy

english lit meet-cute 🧸 ↬ all it takes is an awkward mishap and some confidence to finally get you and the boy you keep seeing around campus together.

overnight beach trip 🧸✨ ↬ in which you and peter take a trip to the beach for a night.

headcanons - stories in the form of chaotic bullet-points

internship 🧸 ↬ tony stark not only helped in bringing together a group of people to protect earth, but also in sparking young love

dirty talk (part one, part two) ⚡️🦦 ↬ to the public, peter parker is the epitome of innocent, but after a conversation at lunch, he is determined to prove the opposite

hallway bookworm 🧸 ↬ girls reading and crying while walking in the hallway sure do seem to have an effect on peter parker

tiktok famous (part one, part two, part three, part four) 🧸⚡️ ↬ the wonderful chaotic adventures of y/n and peter making tiktoks

midnight at delmar’s 🧸 ↬ working alone late at night can be dangerous. 'nuff said

i go hard like thanos 🧸 ↬ popping off to an absolute banger during an avengers meeting is the best way to set yourselves up for failure

quaranteens 🧸 ↬ how you and petey boi spend your quarantine <3

gross 🧸🦦 ↬ chaotic mess in which you pull a Dumb Bitch Move and write a song for peter while relying on the hope that he never sees it

new york boy 🧸 ↬ life is hard when you visit your uncle in new york and all of a sudden there's a cute boy named peter parker in your life

giant teddy bears 🧸 ↬ first dates are awkward, peter sucks at dance dance revolution, and the night ends with a giant teddy bear and something sweet

actual books!

flicks (currently on wattpad; i will not be uploading this to tumblr as of now) ↬ in which a girl named indigo and a boy named peter bond over the love of movies, the loss of parents, and the power of saving the world | bonus imagine! 

lmk if any of the links are faulty or if there are any other problems with the imagines! i have been on this site working on transferring my work for hours i have the brain of a strapless croc rn pls forgive me!

[bucksbisexual]

!!!!!!! chanonpom and/or ohaewteh????? or khaithird???? or untwo???? 🥺👉👈

augs!!! hi!!! u sent to so many omg this is gonna be Long skjfhksj i thankfully already did ohaewteh here so it’s not gonna That long hehe

okay let’s goooo

send a ship through <3

chanonpom!!

- Who said “I love you” first. deeefinitely chanon and he Loves to boast about it kjsfhks

- Who would have the other’s picture as their phone background. pom!!! he has a photo of chanon in his space suit and he spends hours looking at it when chanon is barely reachable during long periods of time :-(

- Who leaves notes written in fog on the bathroom mirror. chanon!!! he’s such a weirdo he doesn’t even leave cute things he’s like “i want a *unrecognisable drawing of a puppy*” jhfksjg

- Who buys the other cheesy gifts. pom!!! he’s such a sap he always has a gift ready for when chanon comes back from space and chanon has two boxes full of past gifts that he treasures very deeply <3

- Who initiated the first kiss. gotta give this one to pom, my man deserves some control in his life Okay .

- Who kisses the other awake in the morning. chanon 🥺🥺🥺 he does that every time he gets a bit more time in the morning and the butterflies he felt back when they first got together are right there when pom wakes up and looks at him with that beautiful smile of his 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

- Who starts tickle fights. neither of them are ticklish 😔😔 but if they were it’d be chanon and he’d get kicked because pom’s a full grown man he’s not in control of his body anymore

- Who asks who if they can join the other in the shower. chanon!! he loves washing pom’s hair plus he gets more time to kiss pom, why would he not??

- Who surprises the other in the middle of the day at work with lunch. this would be such a chanon thing to do like,,, he just,, enters the gifted class like “hi love are u done we’re getting lunch together” and everyone is like “omg it’s p’chanon hi p’chanon” while pom is like “khun chanon i’m working right now but give me 5 minutes and we’ll go wherever u want”

- Who was nervous and shy on the first date. of course pom because he’s a sap and anything Romantic makes him scream (internally) and chanon flirting with him during the whole date did Not help

- Who kills/takes out the spiders. chanon Hates any kind of insect so pom, even if afraid of spiders, doesn’t put chanon through that and faces him own fear every time chanon finds one

- Who loudly proclaims their love when they’re drunk. they’re both equally loud about the other when drunk skjfhsjf truly a mess when drunk

khaithird <3

- Who said “I love you” first. i’m gonna agree with canon and gonna say khai, but it’d be less....... like how it happened lmaoooo

- Who would have the other’s picture as their phone background. khai!!!! he shows it to literally everyone and they’re all so tired of seeing it but khai is just really proud to be third’s boyfriend he Has to okay????

- Who leaves notes written in fog on the bathroom mirror. third!! as soon as he feels more comfortable being more.. sappy with khai he draws little hearts and writes “khai” next to it ((khai cries a little))

- Who buys the other cheesy gifts. who is khai if not a rich bitch who loves his boyfriend to death????? third doesn’t even know where to put the gifts he seems to get daily at this point

- Who initiated the first kiss. u know what . fuck canon for this one . i’m gonna say third. yeah. he’d be like “ugh you’re so hot i’d kiss u if u weren’t so stupid” and khai would just pout and third would just.. say fuck it and kiss him

- Who kisses the other awake in the morning. definitely khai!! third acts like he hates it but it makes him feel so loved by khai he doesn’t even try to stop it

- Who starts tickle fights. only third is ticklish out the two but khai doesn’t want to lose his dick so he just.. never does that ((he tried once....... ice could barely alleviate the pain of his balls being smashed with such force))

- Who asks who if they can join the other in the shower. if it’s asking, then it’s khai. but if it isn’t, then it’s third. so many things have happened in their shower..... mostly soap getting into their eyes and lots of cold kisses because the water turned cold

- Who surprises the other in the middle of the day at work with lunch. they work together but i’d say maybe khai?? he’d just.. take third somewhere nice, not even that expensive, just one of those places in the street where they sell third’s favourite food where they can sit and talk about their day

- Who was nervous and shy on the first date. oh god khai was a Nervous Wreck during their first date,, third was Ready to leave his ass had his crush not been this bad

- Who kills/takes out the spiders. obviously third,, khai is a scaredy cat under that cool boy facade sfjhsjk

- Who loudly proclaims their love when they’re drunk. well,,, we already saw this in the special episode, it’s both of them jsfhksjfs 

and last but least, untwo <3<3

- Who said “I love you” first. canon says un but i like to think two did <3

- Who would have the other’s picture as their phone background. un 🥺🥺 he has a picture of two smiling so brightly it puts a smile to his face every time he opens his phone

- Who leaves notes written in fog on the bathroom mirror. both of them do it sjkfhjsf it’s really stupid things like un just writes “i like ur butt” and two replies with “me too <3″

- Who buys the other cheesy gifts. two is a secret romantic and he blushed Deeply the first time he gifts un something

- Who initiated the first kiss. yknow what..... i’m gonna give this one to two. un would be so patient with two and wait until he’s ready to do pda and kisses with him and the moment it happens un can barely stop the tears from his eyes 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

- Who kisses the other awake in the morning. oh boi this is definitely un!! the moment two gives him the green flag to do things like kissing and hugs and more, he Loves to wake two with kisses almost every morning (unless two wakes up earlier)

- Who starts tickle fights. two is such a little bitch and he makes un think he’s gonna hug him but in reality he’s like BOOM SURPRISE HERE’S TICKLES

- Who asks who if they can join the other in the shower. it takes them a While to be able to do that but two is the first one to ask and un is shocked but he of course says yes and gives two a kiss as soon as he gets in the shower and reminds him how much he loves him 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

- Who surprises the other in the middle of the day at work with lunch. according to canon, two has both worked with him and with the gang so i’m gonna say un!! he just shows up where two works and he’s like “ok u’re free now idc what’s happening rn we’re gonna have lunch together” and two has no other option but to say yes ksjfhsj

- Who was nervous and shy on the first date. both!!!! they were both so nervous and it was a miracle that nothing bad happened because the food they ate was way too expensive for it to end up on the ground kjshfjs

- Who kills/takes out the spiders. two!! un hates spiders and wants them d worded but two finds them so cute so he just,, takes them out with a warning sjkfhsjf

- Who loudly proclaims their love when they’re drunk. both of them are Loud when drunk already but when it comes to love... here u go un here’s the crown u absolute bisexual disaster 👑 he’s just.... the one who’d do karaoke in front of a whole bar and say shit like “i dedicate this to my boyfriend who i love so much oh my god two i love youuuuu *dumb love song plays*”

oh god augs this was Long but i enjoyed doing it ksjhfkjsfhk so many fic ideas out of these aaaaaaa thank u for sending so many omg <3

[surveysonfleek]

576.

Have you ever hit yourself in the head with a cabinet door? i don’t think i have recently. i’m sure it’s happened at least once in my life.

Are you currently talking to someone that you don’t like? nope.

Your best friend gets arrested for shoplifting. Are you shocked? yes... i don’t think he’s ever done anything like that ever.

Last time you caught up with an old friend? today! it was an old friend’s birthday and we don’t see him that often so it was good to catch up after a long time.

Do you say things just to hear yourself talk? not unless i’m preparing for something important like an interview or something.

Does your printer have a USB port on it? yeah, it does. we have two printers and they honestly decide whether they want to work or not on any given day. it’s annoying.

Have you ever said you were going to go to bed early but never did? always.

Have you ever seen an accident so horrific that it scarred you for life? honestly no. i’ve seen accidents happen before but nothing gory thankfully.

Do you love to ‘rain on people’s parades’ (figuratively speaking)? no.

Does it annoy you when people don’t say ‘brb?’ i only ever heard this back during msn days. my boyfriend does tell me this sometimes if we’re texting and he needs to shower or something. it wouldn’t annoy me if he didn’t say it though.

Does it annoy you when people don’t say bye before they leave? no, only coz i hate doing this in a huge group setting where everyone is scattered all over the place. the only way it would annoy me is if someone was with me for the majority of an event and left without either saying goodbye or texting, because i’d eventually end up looking for them.

Ever worn a top that was so tight that you could barely even breathe? not tops, just dresses. i tend to stay away from tight dresses/bandage dresses nowadays. it makes me feel sick when i drink.

Would you wear uncomfortable clothes just because they were stylish? Why or why not? not anymore. i prefer being comfortable over stylish lol.

Have you ever made fun of someone’s name? honestly, i probably have. i can’t deny that. i would never make fun of them directly though.

Do you feel like watching a certain movie right now? If so, which movie would that be? get out. my friends recommended it.

Last time you found a writing utensil on the ground? at work.

How much money do you usually get from digging in the sofa cushions? never lol. 

Have you said sorry and meant it, but denied that you apologized later on? no. i don’t apologize unless i actually mean it.

Are you the peace destroyer or the peace maker? peace maker for the most part. or i just won’t do anything at all. Do you truly believe that miracles exist (I do ^_^)? not sure.

Is apologizing one of the hardest things for you to do? yes, actually. and i don’t apologize often, so when i do, i mean it.

Is revenge your specialty? haha yeahhhh i can get a little vindictive at times.

What do you think of good descriptive writing? i like it. i read some answers on reddit sometimes and am totally convinced they could be amazing authors lol.

Is there someone you are trying to be friends with all over again? nope.

Do you often set yourself up for unintentional heartbreaks? nope.

Is heartbroken as bad as it sounds or worse than it sounds? i’ve never been heartbroken... i think it would be as bad as it sounds.

Do you think it is sweet when an elderly woman kisses you on the cheek? not sure how i feel about this, i’m all for it if i know the woman. i just don’t think it’s needed if it were a stranger.

Are you kind of uneasy with letting people buy stuff for you? yeah always. i’ll always feel like i’ll owe them one.

You don’t know what you’ve got until it’s gone. Do you agree? yeah.

Have you ever thought about how you were gonna kill someone? If so, why? What made you so angry? never.

Are you good at remaining neutral? not really. i’ll always lean towards one side over another.

Would you investigate the paranormal if you had the opportunity? no. i’m too much of a scaredy cat.

Do crop circles fascinate you? they do but i don’t research them excessively or anything. they’re just interesting.

Are you familiar with the ‘Emo Kid Song?’ i feel like i’ve heard it but i’m too lazy to google it rn.

Does the inside of your ear ever itch? yessss. this is why i love cleaning my ears lol. itching it is one of the best feelings in the world.

Do you respect other people’s opinions? most of the time. i can’t deal with uneducated opinions though.

If you don’t like someone’s opinion, do you make it known to them? only if they’re being heavily pushy or preachy towards me about their opinion.

If you had to treat everyone the same, would that be hard? yes. i treat everyone the same way they treat me. i think that’s fair enough.

Ever met a baseball player? If so, did you get his autograph? nope.

Do you like to scare away the sales people? um, not really? if i’m not interested i’ll tell them straight away so i don’t waste their time.

Have you joined a site just because your friend joined? yep.

Would you find being a secretary boring? it depends, i’ve never tried it so i can’t judge.

Do you like to start conversations by saying something random? no... unless i think of something randomly that reminds me of that person and i’ll tell them.

Have you ever had so much wax build up in your ear that you couldn’t hear? omg no. that would be a nightmare.

Is your computer mouse an optical one? no. i have a trackpad.

Have you tried to stay in contact with someone, but they ignored you? sorta.

Would you rather be a psychic or a mind reader? What did you choose and why? i’d rather be a mind reader but be able to choose when i can read minds. i’d hate to be a psychic and have random premonitions and stuff.. it would mess with my head.

Do you remember saying ‘I hate you’ to someone when you were a kid? nope.

When was the last time you had a meaningful conversation with someone? today.

Would you be afraid to sleep in your backyard? not really. if i had a tent i’d be totally cool with it.

Does the idea of camping just scare you for some reason? only if i were in the deserted wilderness with no one else around.

Have you ever seen a coyote in real life? nope.

Does your display picture on messenger represent your mood? back when i used msn, yes, all the time hah.

Have you ever heard footsteps on your roof in the middle of the night? never. that would scare the crap out of me.

Is there a person you love more than life itself? yeah.

Do you have a possession (that isn’t a person) that you protect constantly? my phone lol.  it’s sad but i’d be devastated if i lost it.

Do you have anything locked up in a vault? no.

Do you have a hard time controlling your temper? Or do you just not have a bad temper? i can control it but my patience lies pretty thin.

If you had to choose one way to die, which would it be? in my sleep.

Would you rather die saving someone or fighting for your own life? i’d rather die saving someone.

Have you ever gone into a public bathroom just to call someone? no.

If you could find the cure for any disease, which disease would it be? cancer.